episode_0126

“Come down.”

“Who, no sister? This is so…”

“Come down.”

“Yes…”

Hyukjin immediately comes down from above at the terrifyingly bloody voice.

Muscles that are so pumped up that they inspire fear just by looking at them.

The evil spirit is so vicious that even the demons and monsters seen at Japanese shrines look cute.

If a yaksha descended into reality, wouldn’t it look like this?

No, maybe even the yaksha might get scared and run away, saying, ‘That’s a bit…’

Why on earth is my sister so angry? Did someone make fun of a female orc or a cliff?

The atmosphere was unusual even for me, who was clueless, so I hid behind Hyukjin and asked my sister.

“Ji, what’s going on at home? Why are you so angry?”

Normally, when you ask an angry person if he or she is angry, the rule is to grit your teeth and answer that you are not angry.

However, contrary to expectations, my sister’s expression scrunched up and she took out something from the table.

A completely unfamiliar silhouette, the one my mother left behind when she came home.

condom.

My sister looked back and forth between me and Hyukjin, then slowly opened her mouth.

“You guys, be honest. Did you do it raw without a condom?”

“Oh, no!!! Oh, I didn’t do it!!!”

“Hyukjin Yoon, tell me. Did you do it raw? Or did you use a different condom?”

“Ji, you really didn’t have sex? Why are you saying this on the premise that we had sex!”

“You stay still, little brother. If you don’t want to be beaten like a dog on a dog day.”

When the older sister looked at Hyukjin with a questioning look, Hyukjin grinned and answered her question.

“Your Holiness’s inside is warm and feels good…”

“Okay, reception.”

Before Hyukjin finished speaking, his sister’s fist was firmly lodged in Hyukjin’s solar plexus.

Wow.

“What?!”

Hyukjin screams with the sound of his ribs breaking.

But my sister didn’t care at all and stepped on Hyukjin strongly.

Wow! Crash!

A bloody hitting sound that makes you think you might die if you continue like that.

To stop my sister, I quickly used my tail and arms to hug her, but she warned me in a low voice.

“Let go.”

“I hate it! If you let go, I’ll hit you more!”

“Since when did you worry about him? Have you become my friend since you hit the boat?”

How did you know?

When I made a blank expression in surprise, my sister giggled as if it was ridiculous.

That laugh is so scary that I carefully remove my arms and tail and try to increase the distance.

but.

“Mom said it, and Dad said it too. At least don’t cause an accident until you get married. Do you know how angry your dad was the last time you played that prank?”

“Oh, I haven’t had an accident yet! I’m doing it because it’s okay to eat it raw! The probability of pregnancy between these two species is extremely low!”

“Fuck, being close to extreme evil means it’s not 0% in the end anyway! What if it happens?”

“It will never work! I play it more than 20 times a day, but in the end, it’s a gacha with no ceiling! Unless you’re very lucky, it won’t work?”

“More than 20 times a day? That too without a condom? Did this bitch go crazy and get into trouble with you?”

I was stabbed.

To be honest, it’s not that I didn’t think about wanting to have children ever since I started liking Hyukjin.

However, the reality is that the probability of becoming pregnant is lower than winning the lottery. I put an iron plate on my face and confronted my sister.

“Well, then you can get married before you cause an accident! It doesn’t matter if you get pregnant after getting married!”

“What…?”

My sister grabbed the back of my neck, probably because the back of my neck was being pulled.

Then, after a while, he took a deep breath and spoke in a calm voice.

“Hey, Yoo Seong-ha.”

“Yes, sister.”

“Do you think marriage is a child’s joke? Just look at it, you’ve only been dating for a short time and you suddenly want to get married? Reality is not fiction, you stupid brother.”

Sighing, he continues speaking with a confused expression on his face.

“What about wedding funds? What about home? If you have a child, will you have money to raise the child?”

“Yes.”

“…?”

“You can cover living expenses to some extent by drawing, and Hyukjin also has a house and a lot of money. I don’t think there will be any problem, right?”

When I tilted my head and answered, my sister made a blank expression.

Then he grumbled in a low voice.

“You deceiver…”

The face that looks like it is suppressing anger is pitiful.

Is there really no one who can take that female orc-like sister?

If you date a man, your cruel personality will die down a bit.

I patted my sister on the back and comforted her quietly, and she spoke in a slightly softened voice.

“Little brother.”

“Yes.”

“I honestly don’t care. I’m just angry because it seems like you two are enjoying your pleasure too irresponsibly. Mom doesn’t really care about you two doing this, because she liked that bastard a lot from the beginning.”

My sister sighed deeply again and said the biggest problem.

“But dad is a little different, Lee. If you’re getting married now, won’t you be foaming at the mouth?”

“Daddy?”

“Yes, even if it doesn’t seem like it, the father is a fool who is willing to sell his daughter. Even though he seems blunt, he cares for me a lot in places I can’t see.”

…I can’t believe it.

Daughter, an idiot makes your sister’s body look like that?

I blocked all the ways to get married, but what a fool…

ah.

When I realized and sighed, my sister said with a bitter look on her face.

” What’s even funnier is that I can’t stop making it because it’s such a waste. Rather than wanting to meet a man, I think more about wanting to build my body…”

“Severe Hell Chang.”

“Yes…”

The older sister with a bitter smile looks pitiful.

If she didn’t have muscles, would she have looked like a female orc?

Is that scratch-free lottery ticket really a successful lottery?

I was curious, but no matter how much I thought about it, I didn’t think I was in the mood to ask, so I kept my mouth shut.

The sisters’ conversation paused for a moment, and an uncomfortable silence fell in the house.

How should I start the story?

And what should I say to get my sister out of the house quickly?

As I was thinking hard, my sister broke the silence and spoke first.

“One month.”

“Huh?”

“I’ll give you one month. no? Enjoy it for a month. Live with Hyukjin and find out if he is really the right person to marry. Dating and marriage are completely different things.”

“…Why do you know me so well? Wasn’t it all too much?”

“Because, unlike you, I have many friends. I have friends who got married and divorced, and I also have friends who are living well. I’m saying this because I’m worried because I’ve seen many cases, little brother.”

My sister continued talking while gently touching her furry, prickly golden ears.

“I’ll pretend not to know for a month. Instead, after a month, once it is decided, Hyukjin takes me to see my father in person. And, take permission.”

Do you want to marry Hyukjin?

After swallowing back words, my sister got up from her seat and headed straight to the front door, opening the door and cheering me on.

“I hope that idea of getting married for a month doesn’t change, my little brother. Again, make sure to wear a condom when you do it, okay?”

“Ugh, yes. Okay…”

“Going, goodbye.”

thud.

As soon as I hear the front door closing, I relax and feel all the strength drain from my body.

It was a truly scary 10 minutes, but it was a time when I could see my sister’s hidden warmth.

In the silence of the house, I recalled the words my sister had said and made an inaudible apology.

“I’m sorry, sister.”

Anyway, I still don’t think I can wear a condom.

—–

“Whoa, fuck.”

As I left my brother’s house, I cursed softly.

Was it too ugly? To be honest, it was ugly, because I took out my stress elsewhere.

If it were normal, I would have just ignored the front door union scene, thrown a condom, and immediately left.

I’m a bad sister to the point of interfering with my sister’s dating business… no, I’m not a sister.

However, too much had happened today to let go of the teasing, and as a result, the stress had built up.

‘I will treat you as my brother! No, please let me serve you! please!!!’

‘Is this a girl? And I’m not particularly interested in gangsters. ‘I have a healthy job.’

‘Then I will treat you as my sister! Let’s conquer the underworld with me! Sister!’

‘I said I have a healthy job, you fucking idiot.’

Don’t you get requests from gangsters to become their leader?

‘Oh, how can the Great Orc Warrior still remain? Surely they all died half a century ago?’

‘What, you bastard?’

‘iced coffee…! It was a human! Sorry! ‘You look so much like an orc…’

‘Whoa, fuck really…’

Didn’t the foreigner who looked like an elf from The Lord of X suddenly come up to my face and say that I was an orc warrior?

‘Hey, how many cups is that?’

‘what? where?’

‘You know, that guy with big muscles. ‘Wouldn’t it be a B cup?’

‘…Your voice is so fucking loud right now, you bastard. ‘Turn it down a bit.’

Don’t you get sexually harassed by passing jammins?

Even today is ‘magic day’. I was so stressed out that I was on the verge of mental illness, and I ended up taking my anger out on my younger brother.

“You should apologize later. I wonder if I can get away with it if I give him enough money to buy a fox beast figure.”

As I sighed, feeling guilty, I suddenly felt envious of my younger brother.

“My younger brother flirts and has fun dating, but why do I have a dumbbell as my boyfriend?”

As I laugh and roll up the sleeves of my suit, a 10kg sandbag appears.

What kind of woman in the world would carry 10kg sandbags on both arms and legs?

Isn’t this the fighting race that my brother was talking about a long time ago?

“To date, I have to give up my muscles, and to give up my muscles means that all my efforts so far are such a waste.”

When will spring come to my heart? Is it really possible to get hit by a truck and go to another world to find your boyfriend?

But even if you get hit by a truck, you won’t die. Last time I got hit, didn’t I end up with minor injuries?

“The truck may have been weak, but he was injured more seriously than me. Should I really give up on dating?”

Was he walking down the street laughing at himself?

Tuk.

“Evil!”

Someone crashed into my body and screamed, and I quickly bowed my head toward the direction of the sound and asked for forgiveness.

“Sorry.”

“Oh, no. I was more at fault for not being able to see clearly.”

A young voice, but a very polite attitude compared to that.

When I quietly opened my eyes and looked, I saw a child who could easily be called ‘a pretty boy’ lying down in front of me.

Does such a handsome kid live in this neighborhood?

I looked around for days and days to see if there were any dangers, but I don’t think there was anything like this.

Feeling puzzled, I held out my hand to help him up, and the child grabbed my hand, stood up, and expressed his gratitude.

“Thank you.”

A child speaking with a trembling voice.

Is this kind of visual close to fear for children?

No, it’s rather natural.

Most adults are scared, but it’s normal for children to be even more scared.

As I was shaking my head to shake off negative thoughts, the child suddenly started talking nonsense.

” is a strong woman…! I finally found the ideal type of my dreams…!”

“…?”

What is this guy? Did you take the wrong medicine at a young age? Wouldn’t it be a big deal if my head was already broken at that age?

As I looked at the child with pitiful eyes, the child strongly hugged my waist.

“Please marry me!!!”

I spat out bullshit again.