episode_0125
by admin124
If I had to choose between a cat and a dog… .
I think I’ll choose the cat.
Of course, I admit that puppies are cute and come in many different breeds. Sometimes I even search for videos on YouTube.
But cats trump dogs in every way.
The cursor is cute and dignified. It doesn’t need to be taken for walks, and it’s really the best when it acts cute towards me sometimes.
‘It’s a shame that it’s fickle, but this too… If it’s a charming point, then it’s a point.’
Come to think of it, Yoo Hye-jeong did a lot of cat-like things.
He was very self-centered, always licking his hands, and seemed to have a screw loose somewhere… .
“Why are your hands still?”
“Ah, my arm hurts… .”
“Then you can do it with the other hand. I’ll give you special permission. I don’t really like interrupting the flow, you know?”
Seriously, man. This talking cat is really capricious and self-willed, and quite difficult to handle.
There was nothing I could do. I had to wave my hand the way she wanted. My arm felt like it was going to fall off.
“Hmm. You’re better at stroking hair than I thought.”
“Have you ever touched anyone else besides me?”
“My mom.”
“Aha… .”
“It’s not there anymore. It ran away after abandoning me. To be exact, it must have been sold to the research lab. Actually, I don’t resent it. ”
It must have been quite regrettable, but Yoo Hye-jeong muttered as if she didn’t really care.
“Because my mother was a superhuman with cat traits like me. That’s why she had many children. I had seven siblings, so I don’t think it’s that strange that she sold me, the weak youngest.”
“Still… .”
“Animals eat their weak young that don’t drink milk well to replenish their energy. The mother may have been civilized, but her instincts still remained.”
It was still a voice that contained no emotion. It was as if Yoo Hye-jeong’s mother really had to say that.
“It’s survival of the fittest. That’s why I killed my mother.”
“… ?”
“My mother sued me. She told me to support her… . I gave her one. But it must have been hard to handle six. So I killed her. She wanted to covet my property.”
Is it okay to talk so nonchalantly about killing one’s own flesh and blood?
Her morals are somewhat off. She’s been stuck in the lab since she was young, so there might be something wrong with her.
‘Is this the same case as Jung Yu-jin?’
That pink lunatic next to me, happily eating takoyaki, has been killing people since his teenage years, so he takes life lightly.
Not now, but I plan to make her a mother with a strong sense of morality by giving her excellent character education from Kim Ye-rin and Yoo Ha-na.
“Family is like rocket propellant. I use it for a while as I grow, and then I drop it when I no longer need it. That’s why I don’t hesitate.”
“That sounds so weird.”
I stopped stroking his hand.
Family. It’s not a word that brings up any particular nostalgia for me.
Either my parents passed away or they just abandoned me. I didn’t have a family since I was little.
Nevertheless, I love the concept of family. When I see a happy couple and their children, I feel happiness rising in my heart.
‘In fact, any moral person would like to see a peaceful family.’
I’m not that bad of a person. If I were a bad person, I wouldn’t care if civilians got involved and died. On the contrary, I think I’m a good person.
‘I will make Yoo Hye-jeong just like me.’
She is clearly abnormal. Despite being a working hero, she attacks civilians without any regard for them and feels little moral guilt about killing people.
However, this is not because she was born a psychopath. It is simply because she never acquired a sense of morality.
‘This kind of shave looks like a cat.’
As soon as I stopped stroking his hair, this temperamental cat started to glance at me.
As I was watching her with such a pretty face, I felt like the irritation that had been building up in me without me knowing was melting away.
Okay. Let’s stop resting and get up. I put the drink I was drinking on the bench.
“Huh!”
And then, as if to scare her, Yoo Hye-jeong hit the drink with her palm and dropped it.
… you weren’t just looking at the mood, you were just measuring the angle at which you were going to fuck me.
***
Since the rides I can ride in Death World are limited, I couldn’t enjoy them properly even though I had an unlimited free pass.
Instead, they spent time on relatively ‘safe’ attractions such as zoos and aquariums.
“Baek Han-young, two…!”
Yuhana, who was looking at a real tiger’s head in the aquarium, opened her mouth wide and made a surprised gesture as if she couldn’t hide her shock.
Now that I think about it, I was curious how a superhuman with animal-like body parts would react if he met the original… .
“That guy’s tail is long. If he walked like that, it would drag.”
There was no particular reaction. No, let’s say it was more like a human looking at a monkey.
“I wonder if our Han-young can talk to that killer whale.”
“Yerin-ah. So you can talk to chimpanzees?”
“How is that possible? You and he look alike. And whales communicate with ultrasound?”
“Then you’re going to talk to the chimpanzee. When you leave, the sound is similar to a cry.”
…the two suddenly started pulling each other’s hair. Yeah, fight. Fight.
“Wow… . Sister. Look over there. It’s a dragon!”
“That’s a coma lizard. Mayhui.”
“Huh? Then that’s a dragon, right?”
“… It’s a crocodile. Didn’t you go to kindergarten?”
“Yeah!”
“Oh, okay, thanks for the answer.”
It’s so peaceful over there too. Mayhui still thinks of Han Yuri as her older sister. She even broke the hypnosis.
Hmm… I guess I just want to think of her as my older sister. I feel more comfortable that way.
“Ms. Olivia? I heard your father was an idol in Korea.”
“Huh…? Oh, right. I haven’t really heard the song though.”
“That’s great! Then, do you have any plans to be the main vocalist for our Doki Doki Heart Attack? I’m taking a break right now ♥︎ due to some circumstances, but I’m planning on making a comeback soon”
“No, that’s okay… .”
It’s like watching sheep let loose in a field. It’s so peaceful.
Kim Ye-rin and Baek Han-young now started a fist fight, and of course, the professor was the one getting hit. I immediately told Victoria to stop them.
“Look over there.”
“Huh?”
“There’s a cat on the roadside. A cat.”
Oh, surprisingly, the zoo just let the wild animals loose on the roadside. Thanks to the zoning, there were no lions eating gazelles, but accidents did happen occasionally.
Of course, even if you only become a C-rank, you won’t be killed by a beast. But even so, isn’t this too much?
‘And you’re the cat.’
Yoo Hye-jeong, who saw a tiger walking along the roadside, smiled brightly and ran towards it.
The tiger was startled by the sudden appearance of the top predator in the ecosystem and tried to run away, but was already grabbed by the scruff of the neck.
“Meow. Say meow.”
“Grrr… .”
“I told you to try meowing?”
It is said that powerful superhumans can emit ultra-low frequency sounds from their voices. Perhaps because of this, even tigers of a small size have been reduced to mere stray cats… .
“I like cats. Not because they look like me, but because they’re cute.”
“I like it too.”
“… Pervert.”
“?”
No. Why?
“You keep putting cucumbers in your groin area… .”
“I told you it wasn’t a cucumber? This is driving me crazy. Seriously!”
“That’s not a cucumber? You’re a liar. There’s no way it has such a big genitalia.”
I was getting annoyed. How can there not be such a large penis? It’s right here.
That’s why I ended up shouting in a fit of anger.
“Then let’s check it out!”
… I always think about it. I think I’m the type of person who speaks and then regrets.
“Okay. You seem really confident, seeing how confident you are. Instead, make a bet with me. If you’re smaller than I think… I’ll beat you to the punch.”
“Honey chestnut?”
Even if you get hit with a stick, not just a honey chestnut, your head will be crushed. It’s basically the same as saying you’re going to kill me.
“If I win.”
“Well, I’ll give you a little credit. You’re a big dick.”
“… Okay.”
It’s a bet you can’t help but win.
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