episode_0116

Plop, plod.

The steps are light.

He is running down the street holding one person in his arms, but his steps are very light.

To begin with, the person holding it isn’t that heavy either.

She may be heavy because she has a lot of magical power, but surprisingly, she was quite light.

“I’m in big trouble.”

[why? Are you sick?]

“…It doesn’t hurt now.”

Ymir narrowed his eyes and glared at me.

“I understand why you said that. I’m feeling extremely shaken and crazy right now, but how would I feel if other people experienced something like this?”

[well. It’s because you are somewhat of an intermediate process with me. If you were to be treated like this, wouldn’t you just feel bad and become a devil?]

It’s expected.

[In reality, there are many people in the world who have become devils like that.]

“Have you tried it?”

[dog sound. I am the one who explodes the heads of such people with a goblin’s bat, and the one who sends those who have become devils to the underworld without pain. There’s no reason for me to do that. I have a wife, and there are so many people I can meet if I contact them.]

“Wow. It’s trash.”

It’s true.

“Then what number number am I now?”

[Is this a story when sorted in order, or is it a story based on personal ranking?]

“Both.”

[The order is seventh.]

One hand full of villains.

And the other hand started to wear ‘hero’ from thumb to index finger.

[Ranking the rankings has no meaning, so don’t skip it.]

“Look at him leaving out anything that is unfavorable to him.”

[That’s a villain. Do you want to be a villain? No one says anything even if I talk to myself.]

“It’s not that I don’t say anything, it’s that whatever I say is meaningless.”

[That’s why I’m a villain for that taste.]

If a hero behaves like a hypocrite, it’s easy for him to get criticized and say, ‘How could you do something like that? I’ve never seen you like that before,’ but when a villain does something like that, he just clicks his tongue and says, ‘I knew he would do that.’

[The path for villains is always open. Of course, I no longer allow him to go to other villains. As I have slightly revealed my identity, you are now in my noose.]

“Is it okay to be a hero?”

[It doesn’t matter if you’re a hero. My goal is for the hero Platinum Sun to become a member of the organization. It is okay to become a civil servant, but it is not okay to work for another company.]

“What about going in and out as an industrial spy?”

[If you start as an industrial spy and rise to the level of president, then a new world unfolds. Arrived.]

I arrived home with Ymir in my arms.

The veranda window was open, and I brought her into my house so naturally.

[As a senior who hides his identity, I give you one piece of advice. Always be careful of Taegeuk Watch’s movements. If the Taegeuk Watch’s GPS suddenly appears several kilometers away, the identity is immediately discovered.]

“Wasn’t your identity revealed from the moment you were brought here?”

[So are we clearly revealing it to each other?]

“…No. That’s my specification. I would like to see how far they can go with their pranks…”

Ymir stumbled and sat down on the bed, wearing a Taegeuk watch and smiling sinisterly.

“I thought it would be fun to discover the identity of the goblin with the human Ymir.”

[I don’t know what the plan is, but let’s wait and see.]

“Good. Then…ugh.”

Ymir stumbled slightly while trying to get up from her seat, and I immediately walked up to her and helped her up.

“Wow, look at how natural it is. Does this mean I can just touch it?”

[Isn’t that the case?]

“That’s true, but when I see his hand coming out naturally like this…Ugh, it’s kind of unfair.”

Ymir glared at me, then tilted his head for a moment.

“But you don’t cancel the transformation?”

[…….]

“Can’t we solve it now? You’ve come home, how long are you going to stay like that? What if my identity is discovered by other people?”

[hmm.]

The transformation is canceled and the identity is revealed. -> Doesn’t matter.

When the transformation is canceled, Ymir sees that she is naked. -> There is no particular problem….

-Oh yea! Goblin naked spring. It’s a huge gain haha

I don’t think it will work.

[Does not matter. I have another schedule after today.]

“Lie.”

[How do you know if I’m lying or not?]

“The person who said he was considerate of me but even left his bike behind.”

[…….]

As a man, I never thought being considerate of a woman would cause such trouble.

Still, I have no regrets.

Whether riding the bike on the back or in the front, it is much better for me to safely carry it home with a princess hug than to carry someone who is in pain from the vibrations of the bike.

[A schedule does not necessarily mean that you have to completely transform. From now on, I have to search the Internet and research what happened today.]

“Investigation? Why?”

[S-Class Demon… Let’s see. It’s called Half Toad. By investigating where this devil has disappeared and how people react, it is enough to find an evil organization.]

“Really? Once-”

[Only members of the organization can see the organization’s network. I’m sorry, but please go back.]

“…Are you just going to send the woman back home?”

Ymir puffed out his cheeks and expressed his dissatisfaction.

[Are you going to go like that? Now your image has been revealed on the Internet and a wiki page is being created?]

“Oh my, really?”

[okay.]

After staying in a place isolated from modern civilization for a while, while we were in the middle of a battle to prove our resolve to each other on the cliff, the Internet was also in an uproar with a battle for proof.

[Look at this. While analyzing photos of videos taken live, people are analyzing your body size in pixels.]

“……Wow, these damn perverts…”

Some harsh words were said, but I understand.

When I first appeared in a suit as a goblin, overseas wiki sites were in an uproar over a video of my suit pants flapping in the wind, asking, ‘How many inches is a goblin’s bat?’

-At least he’s not Asian.

-what. So, is it a black type? Are you Bro?

There was a lot of fuss in the beginning.

-What? I was trying to find out how many inches the goblin bat was, but why were all the pictures erased?

-Of course, it became ‘named’. Looks like you got into trouble a long time ago. It’s all gone now.

-Kabi… I tried to start a business with a goblin bat. Tsk.

After becoming a direct subordinate of the commander-in-chief, all such writings were censored.

But what about Ymir?

-Looking at the size of your high heels, is your foot 240? I’m not sure.

-If you have the ability to precisely manipulate the body, you know that this debate is meaningless right now, right?

-Are you sure you would go that far? Rather, first estimate how much your mana bag is. I think it will be at least H.

-H….Hero.

“No.”

Ymir laughed as he looked at the community’s reaction.

“These are really….”

[If you join the organization, all of these things can be managed. how is it?]

“…I’m secretly attracted to it, but um, maybe it doesn’t really matter?”

Ymir came up behind me and grabbed me tightly from behind.

“In reality, only the goblins know anyway.”

[That attitude is dangerous. You don’t know how toxic they are. These are the people who use the location of the thigh mole to determine the identity of the hidden hero. Do not ignore those with temporal abilities.]

“What does it mean to have a time-related ability…?”

[I’m talking about people with research skills who can use all their time on the Internet.]

“Ahang. Well, it’s okay though.”

Ymir shrugged his shoulders with an easy smile.

“Now that my vague fear has disappeared, I feel like I can overcome anything that comes my way. Well… I now have someone I can consult with when I feel mentally unstable.”

[who?]

“Well? Who is it? Hehehe.”

Ymir reached down and tried to sexually harass me again.

“Oh my, you’re not avoiding it?”

[There is no reason to avoid it.]

“Hmph. It’s no fun like this.”

Ymir stepped away from me and grabbed my head.

[why? To break it?]

“No. Don’t look behind you. for a moment. …because I’m going to unlock the transformation.”

[hmm.]

As Ymir said, I quietly looked ahead, and the sight of a fading golden light behind me caught my eye.

Sasasak!

Ymir gathered something with lightning-fast movements and left the living room with the items he had packed.

Rattling!

It was clearly the bathroom because I could even hear the sound of the door being locked.

[Heh.]

I could hear something struggling inside, but it was a bit much to help even with that.

‘At times like this, there’s a big difference between men and women.’

After hearing with my ears that Ymir was whining inside, I immediately canceled the transformation.

And as always, I quickly took my clothes out of the closet.

Rattling!

The door opened.

“Finally caught it…!”

“Student Ymir?”

I pointed Ymir up and down.

“Come out wearing proper clothes. What in the world would you do if you came out wearing only a white t-shirt and the bottom? And then you’re going home?”

“……No, how…?”

“What?”

I raised my arms and shrugged my shoulders.

“What’s wrong with a man being naked at home?”

I put on my bottoms and shorts and smiled at Ymir.

“Do you have any complaints? Student Ymir?”

“……”

Ymir gritted his teeth at me and went back into the bathroom.

bang!

The bathroom door closed roughly, and I lazily picked up my shirt.

“It was dangerous.”

If you cancel the transformation, your clothes will come off, and you will almost be caught.

‘You must have known. ‘Seeing that I didn’t cancel my transformation.’

He must have thought it was the same as him.

…Well, you probably noticed it to some extent.

“Where are you trying to spy on someone else’s naked body? Like a dastardly female college student.”

At least.

Since the naked body is not exposed, is it safe?

ah.

What happens after Ymir cancels his transformation?

What happened when the goblin gave Ymir, after his transformation, a coat woven with magic to cover his body?

That’s what the goblin saw, but as Do Ji-hwan, I don’t know.