episode_0116
by fnovelpia“Khaa… I feel so frustrated…! If you eat that precious thing, you can swallow everything!!!”
“The bastard jokes, and a bastard like you explodes the moment he eats that. You have to eat what fits your budget to grow, you idiot.”
Deng Geng.
The last evil spirit’s head was cut off with a beheading blade, and peace returned to the old shrine.
A victory that could be said to be perfect in some ways, with no deaths even if there were one or two serious injuries.
Hyukjin, who was enjoying the glory of victory, looked around the old shrine and sighed.
“Anyway, what should I really do with this? I think it would be hard to avoid suspicion if a gentleman who was fine until yesterday suddenly became weathered like this.”
As Hyukjin carefully touched the torii, the side caved in with a rustling sound.
…This is definitely serious.
Isn’t it like a healthy log turned into a rotten tree overnight?
The light has faded and the exterior has become very dreary, so I think people will be suspicious.
As I looked at the shrine, which was almost in ruins, and nodded, the old exorcist I saw at first suggested a solution.
“Why not just burn it and remove all traces? This old man thinks there is no better way.”
“Can you handle it, old man? Tamae Shrine is one of the national treasures, right? If you burn it down, the ramifications will be significant, right?”
“Then, suggest another good method to replace that method. Is there a better way than destroying evidence through complete disappearance?”
Hyukjin closes his mouth, as if he has nothing to answer to the old exorcist’s question.
It looks like Hyukjin also doesn’t have any special skills.
After confirming this, the old exorcist took out a bottle and opened his mouth to create a firebomb.
“The day will soon be bright. The barrier that prevents people from approaching will disappear, and people will notice the shrine’s now ugly appearance. Ordinary people will be suspicious, and if you ride it like that, they will also notice the existence of the back world.”
“Is this really the only way, old man? They say it’s efficient, but isn’t this an extreme method?”
“So, didn’t I tell you, tell me another clever method? The only way to avoid burning it is to use a fox bead, but there is no chance that the nine-tailed fox will give it to you in kind. Rakshasa, aren’t you also planning to interfere?”
“That’s right. Because there is nothing in the world more important than sex. Besides, isn’t Grandma Sakura’s sacrifice too in vain to take it back now?”
“…It is correct to call that not sacrifice, but dog death, Rakshasa.”
Shaking his head, the old exorcist threw the finished Molotov cocktail at the shrine, and soon the flames began to ravenously consume the shrine.
“Let’s disperse now. I’m thinking of having a bottle of sake here, so you guys go first.”
“Kiya… A bowl of alcohol while praying. Old man, you were quite a romantic person, weren’t you?”
“Don’t say shit. Phew, I will never see a madman like you again in my life.”
“Huh? Why are you suddenly putting up a suicide flag? You’re not planning on sending everyone away and committing suicide, are you? Would you like us to drink together and give you some suicide counseling?”
“Just shut up and get out of here. Thanks to you, the desire to commit suicide is growing more and more.”
When the old exorcist spoke in an angry voice, Hyukjin quietly retreated back.
“Drink in moderation and then go home, old man. No matter how summer it is, if you sleep in a place like this, your mouth will dry.”
“Why are you taking care of my worries? That’s it. You should do the right thing while you worry about the old man. Go back to your dorm and have that good sex.”
“Thank you for your kind words, old man. Do you really want to go now? Always take care of yourself! Try some furry water!”
“…The last part is very strange, but thank you anyway.”
After speaking, the old man began to drink sake while looking at the burning shrine.
I couldn’t understand what they were saying, but I was humming a somewhat sad song.
What’s so sad? Is the old shaman who died by the fox spirit a past lover?
I had a moment of doubt, but I shook my head to shake off the distracting thoughts.
As dawn came, I guess I developed a sensitivity that I had never had before.
Isn’t it? Since I squeezed the juice before midnight, I think I may be a little more sensitive.
I don’t know, it’s not something I care about, so let’s not think about it any more.
There are other things you really need to worry about, right?
I asked Hyukjin while fiddling with the beads handed to me by Fox God.
“Are you going to do it today?”
“Why are you being so proactive today? Did you really eat something wrong?”
“Ah, no… because it looks difficult. Since you were feeling down, I just told you to cheer up, you bastard.”
Hyukjin smiled as he answered, hiding his embarrassment by rubbing his head.
“Yes, thank you for supporting me even if it’s just empty words. But today I don’t think I can do it.”
“Why, why? No, not like this… Is it that hard for you?”
“Of course, I finished everything I had to do for a week in one day. If you were like me, wouldn’t it be difficult? So, even if you want to do it, hold on, I’ll make it fun tomorrow.”
“Who said you wanted to do this?! Don’t be funny, damn it! I have no intention of doing it either! I was thinking of watching a fox manga?”
“Yes, yes. I understand, so I’ll just hold you for a while? I don’t think I’ll be able to reach my accommodation even after morning if I keep walking like this.”
After answering half-heartedly, he picked me up and started running quickly towards the dorm, and when I was in Hyukjin’s arms, I blinked a few times.
“I’ve arrived. I smell blood, so I’ll go in to wash first, so come slowly.”
We arrived in front of the hotel.
—–
Weee of
After taking a shower, I dried all my fur with the help of Fox God, and it was already late in the morning.
Hyukjin seemed to have had a hard time because of what happened during the night, and he fell asleep, and I stared at him while he was snoring loudly in his sleep.
I have doubts.
How tired must this horny furry bastard be to give up sex and go to sleep? Does this mean that I overworked myself to the point where I needed sleep?
I gently poke the guy’s side with my index finger.
However, the guy who was already asleep as if he had fainted only slightly tossed and turned and did not show any further reaction.
It’s a little disappointing.
If you look at a typical cartoon, doesn’t the assassin touch a sleeping person by mistake and get raped or humiliated?
I didn’t really want to be violated, but I thought it would still give a comic-like reaction.
The reaction is unexpectedly boring, so it’s not fun.
“Of course, manga should only be viewed as manga. There is almost nothing realistic?”
I quietly got up from the bed, feeling sorry for Hyukjin, who did not respond no matter how much I touched him.
It’s late, and I’m tired both physically and mentally.
However, since it was the first night of my first overseas trip, I felt bad about just sleeping, so I decided to just read a few volumes of the Fox Beast Man fanzine I bought yesterday and sleep.
“Are there a lot of delicious things? First of all, I just looked at the fox ears and tail and bought it if it was a pretty girl. I hope there are more good ones.”
I look forward to it.
How many of these side dishes will be used at Happy Time?
Still, since many famous writers participated in Comiket, wouldn’t there be quite a few effective hits?
“As long as it’s not gore, BL, and futa, it’s okay. The rest can be eaten really deliciously by mixing it with Yellowy.”
I wonder if he licked his lips like that, picked the doujinshi with the worst cover, and flipped through the first page.
“What the fuck!!!!!!!!!!”
I cursed and threw the doujinshi I was reading far away.
I suffered very severe internal injuries from the start.
No, wasn’t it Slender? Fuck, that’s Slender no matter who sees it!
Uh, why are there no macarons and only 500 won Cheonhajangsa sausages?
Writer, you fucking bastard, what are you going to do if you draw a female and insist that it is a male?
Wait a minute, fuck it. What is the author’s name? Is this person really the type of person who draws things like this?
Find the author’s name written on the first page of the doujinshi and search for it on the Internet.
The already unusual name ‘YaHoi’.
I swallowed my saliva from the fear I could feel from the author’s name, but curiosity always kills the fox.
I closed my eyes tightly and pressed the ‘search’ button.
“Kaaa!!!!!!!”
I ended up screaming at the feast of male foxes biting and licking each other.
“Block… Block!!! You’re banned for life, you fucking idiot!!! I clearly remembered your drawing style!!!!!”
I felt like my eyes would rot if I watched it any longer, so I immediately blocked the user and even blocked the search term.
As I screamed several times with a growing sense of betrayal and boiling anger, the fox god sighed deeply and looked at me with pitiful eyes.
[What on earth was that cartoon that caused such a fuss? I think about it sometimes, but there are times when you exaggerate too much.]
“Is this an exaggeration? Foxine, can you still say something like that after reading ‘Taboo’?”
I smiled bitterly and handed Foxin the comic whose cover was so well drawn that I was impressed.
Yeah, I can’t be the only one who sees this shit.
Give it a try yourself, let’s see if you can say something like that after suffering ‘BL drift’.
I waited anxiously for Foxin to turn the first page of the doujinshi, and when she turned the first page and checked the pictures inside.
[Kaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
She completely burned the doujinshi with an expression of disgust that she had never shown before.
[More, dirty, unclean! Why on earth would you draw something like this! Everything must be burned! I can almost understand the Emperor Shi Huangdi’s plan to save the world!]
See, I’m the type of person who doesn’t exaggerate or anything?
The fox god is so crazy, can we really say this is an exaggeration?
…Anyway, I’m too injured internally to look at anything else, so I’m going to just look at this for now and just sleep.
If I read one more time like this and come across another trap and get hurt, I think the hurt will last for a really long time.
I rushed to the bed, sat down next to Hyukjin, and immediately went to sleep.
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