episode_0107

When I arrived at the airport, quickly completed the departure procedures and boarded the plane, there was at most 5 minutes left.

I took a deep breath as I listened to the announcement coming from the plane.

“Hehe… Hehe… It was really close. You almost missed it, you bastard… hehe…”

“You wouldn’t be this busy if you weren’t so obsessed with breaking my pot, bitch. So who wants to make such a fuss for 5 minutes?”

“Who made fun of you for being a pig first? And, strictly speaking, the fault lies with you, right? If you had done just enough at night, you would have had plenty of time!”

“Damn, at the end, Ji was hugged first, asking for a little more. Don’t you remember? The one where you tied your entire body with your tail and gave it a cool fight on top of the horse?”

“Mi, you crazy bastard! Everyone else can hear it!”

Because of the odd hour and the fact that it was a bit off peak season, there weren’t many people sitting around us, but my voice was loud enough for other people to hear, so I hit him hard on the arm.

Is that bastard going around bragging about what I did to him?

If I leave it alone, it’s starting to spread rumors around the neighborhood!

Feeling intense shame, I hit Hyukjin a few more times, who was complaining of stinging pain. Eventually, unable to withstand the stinging sensation, he grabbed my delicate wrist and started yelling bullshit again in a voice of injustice.

“No, are you embarrassed about sex? Are you ashamed of sex, which has noble meanings such as reproduction and increasing species diversity?”

“Uh! You’re so fucking embarrassed, you bastard! So please shut the fuck up!!! People are looking at us!”

“Ha! Wow, this is ridiculous. Why is a girl who cried out for sex once a day until high school now embarrassed? You weren’t embarrassed until just a few months ago, right?”

“That’s because I’m home alone! Is this like a public place, you crazy bastard!!!”

Pair – !

A sharp yet powerful hitting sound echoes throughout the plane.

The refreshing sound of a strike in itself captures people’s attention.

The sound of the impact echoed throughout the plane, drawing the attention of both the passengers who were trying to sleep and those who were talking loudly, and I waved my hand at their gaze and asked for forgiveness.

“I’m sorry… I was rude…”

“How rude… Oooh, urinating play…”

“That… sukieuu… zbul deukchirrg… (dog… bastard… please shut up…)”

Hyukjin’s molars are grinding as if they will break and his eyes are filled with murder, and only then does Hyukjin close his mouth.

You could have just shut the fuck up, right? Couldn’t you have just shut up a long time ago?

I closed my eyes, trying to calm down the rising anger. Feeling extremely tired, I tried to get some sleep while on the way to Japan.

Since it lasts between 1 hour and 30 minutes and 2 hours, you can just work off your fatigue now and go out to Comiket.

It’s a perfect plan. After all, I’m good at making plans, right?

As soon as the plane departed, did I slowly fall into a joyful and happy dreamland?

He must have been quite bored, so he whispered softly into my ear.

“Hey, but don’t you think in-flight sex would be so fucking weird?”

“Let’s not say shit and just go to sleep. How come every time you open your mouth you only talk about sex? Is your brain really consumed by sexual desire?”

“No, it’s not like that. Honestly, it sucks. Sex in the sky, how romantic is that?”

“Damn romance. Then you have to get caught by the police to come to your senses. Since I have no intention of doing anything, don’t waste your time and just go to Sun and Moon. You didn’t do your homework today.”

I tried to fall asleep again by suggesting something to relieve my boredom, but he sighed heavily and shook his head.

“After what I did with you yesterday, it was time to reset, so I finished it and went to sleep. I don’t have any keys right now so there’s nothing to do.”

“Then you can just sleep like me. Why are you so obsessed with sex, huh? You weren’t always this kind of bastard, right?”

“He’s really this kind of bastard. I just didn’t do it because you felt rejected. Even on the night we had sex for the first time, if you hadn’t asked me to fuck you first, I wouldn’t have touched you until now.”

Hyukjin speaks confidently and suggests that they should try it in the sky.

I looked at him with pitiful eyes and slapped him on the top of his shiny head.

Pair – !

As if he had succeeded in controlling the force, the sound of the blow sounded quieter than before, and Hyukjin asked me with an expression of disbelief.

“Why? Why do you not like it? Let’s hear the reason.”

“You crazy bastard, don’t you know this is business class? How do you have sex when there are so many people around? I’m not an exhibitionist. I’m just embarrassed to be seen by other people, and I don’t like it!”

‘It’s showing! Don’t think that I will like sexual desires that only come from X-Tommies like ‘I’m going to show it to other people and go away.’

I’ve said this several times, but I’m a normal sexual person who just likes female fox beastmen with prick ears and attractive tails.

Do you think I would like that kind of sexual desire?

Don’t be funny. There’s no way I’m such an exhibitionist with no answers.

I’ve imagined doing it on an airplane several times in my head, but no matter how many times I think about it, it’s a no-brainer.

I shook my head and flatly refused his request.

“I wonder if I rent all the first class seats and don’t let anyone know, otherwise I have no intention of doing that, so wake up from your dream. Got it?”

It was meant to mean not to even think about it, but of course Hyukjin, who had turned his attention to Sky Yass, took it in a different meaning.

“… How much is this? So you’re saying that if I rent all the first class seats when I go back, they’ll give it to me?”

His eyes sparkled with anticipation as he seriously talked nonsense.

Normally, he would say that in a joking manner, saying it was a joke that wasn’t funny, but right now, Hyukjin’s expression is stern.

I thought about it for a moment, then smiled awkwardly and answered him.

“If there is no one else in the room and it is a first seat, I will think about it.”

Think while talking.

Can all of those conditions be met? no? That would never be possible.

At most, it’s three days later.

Even if the peak season is slightly off, there will definitely be at least one person using a first class seat on the flight back to Korea.

Is there really no one in the room?

Even more so.

That bastard, you recently said you had no money, right?

How expensive are first class seats? Why pay tens, or even hundreds, for just one hour?

That’s nonsense, that guy would rather spend that money every month to pick a character.

So, in-flight Yass will not be possible.

Never.

…Fuck, why am I so anxious?

—–

[Our plane is scheduled to land at Tokyo Airport soon. Passengers are requested to remain seated and fasten their seat belts for their safety.]

After the landing announcement is made, all passengers fasten their seatbelts and the plane begins to land slowly with a slight lurch.

Tokyo slowly appears as you come down below the clouds.

I expressed a small amount of admiration at the fact that I had seen Tokyo with my own eyes, which I had only seen in animations.

I never thought I would see that city with my own eyes.

Hiki Assara I thought I would never go out of the house for the rest of my life, but this is something I will live to see for a really long time.

” At this point, wouldn’t I be able to call myself ‘insa’? I don’t think anyone would travel abroad like this.”

As I giggled and laughed, the fox god, who I don’t know where it came from, looked at me with pitiful eyes and spoke softly, inflicting a fatal wound on my heart.

[Hey, if you’re really ‘popular’, just name three of your friends. If you tell me everything, I will admit it.]

“Are you ignoring me now? Do you think I don’t even have three friends?”

[But? I hope she was mistaken.]

At the fox god’s taunts, I gritted my teeth and thought of my friend’s name, and immediately started saying the name that came to mind.

“Hyukjin Yoon!”

[Isn’t that your friend’s name, not your friend’s name?]

“We’re friends now, so just let it go! Next is Fox God!”

[The main woman is not your friend? Do you know that you are being very rude right now?]

“You don’t have any friends either! Thank you for being my friend! Why are you being rude?”

[That’s funny, why do you think the main girl has no friends? Unlike you, there are definitely beings who can be called ‘friends’?]

As I was thinking about the name of the third friend after hearing Foxin’s confident words, I thought it was right and asked her to ‘wait for three friend names’, and Foxin quickly answered with a grin.

[First of all, you can easily talk about Docheol, Dool, and Gungi. If more proof is needed, I can say more.]

“… From what I remember, it seems like it was China’s worst evil. Is that right?”

[It’s also called that. If you get to know them, they are cute friends, but I wonder why they are called the evil evil… Tsk tsk, even though it was a long time ago, we became friends. But, when are you going to tell me the name of your third friend? Do you have to think about your friend’s name to come up with it?]

“Noisy! There are so many now that you’re thinking about who to tell! Aren’t you quiet?”

[Could it be… it’s not like that community nickname? If so, I am very disappointed…]

“It’s not like that!!! Who do you know so much?!”

Although I resisted, my heart sank at Fox God’s horrifying insight.

How the hell did you know that, you fucking idiot? I was just trying to say something stupid?

Phew, there’s nothing we can do when it’s like this. I don’t consider him a friend, but all I can do is mention the editor’s name.

I said the editor’s name in an extremely serious voice.

“Nail art.”

[Wrong, Nailada. Don’t you even know the names of your only three friends?]

…Fuck, this is wrong.