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105 – Hyde is resurrected after several days of death #1

Before returning from Sodomy to the Holy Land of Barakhan, I had something to do.

The plan was to press Viscount Coffs on sodomy and issue a corrective report.

“Tell the newspaper that Priest Hyde is not dead.”

“… … !”

“… … !”

Nod nod.

Viscount of Sodomy.

And his lover, the head maid, Ultima, kept nodding her head to my story.

Even if you have questions, you can’t say anything, and even if you have feelings, you won’t be able to open your mouth.

Because these were my furniture.

“You can talk now.”

I ordered the furniture to return to human form.

Then Viscount Copps of Sodomy fell flat on the floor.

“This corps! He was the heir of the great clan Baltimere, but he lived his days forgetting his mission and glory and only pursuing appearances! But after seeing Rust, I was reborn as a new person! Please use me as a tool!”

Slurp, slurp -.

It was Viscount Coffs Baltimere, who crawled up to my feet and licked my shoes.

Seeing this, Hans, the chief baptist, frowned and got angry.

“… Hey, that guy! Licking Mr. Rust’s shoes is a sacred act of reward that even our chief baptists cannot perform more than twice a week! this guy! Get away!”

Grumble-.

It was Corpse who was caught by Hans and walked away.

Now, all that remains is the maid, Ultima.

she told me

“Rust. Thank you for mercifully saving us who should have fallen into hell. This Ultima, whatever you want, Rust─.”

Sze-.

Ultima bows her head.

Her voluptuous cleavage was visible, perhaps because she was wearing clothes with open breasts.

However, it was Galatea, the first baptist, who got angry this time.

“Yes, you bitch! Master Rust, if you want to be raped, you have to follow the order! Raise your rank by defeating the pioneers who are lining up to be raped by Master Rust!”

That seemed to be the case.

I also had no desire to give my precious virginity to a woman like Ultima who might be suffering from a sexually transmitted disease just because she had big breasts.

I decided that my first one would only be Psyche!

I missed Psyche.

but-.

There was still more work for me to do.

I looked at the head temple, “Heart of the Serpent,” located in Sodomi.

“Bartholome.”

Sze-.

When I pointed to someone among the gathered believers, someone was startled.

I told him.

“It hasn’t even been a month since you joined. Therefore, you are not qualified to pay tithes. Take back your donation. Use it to heal your sister.”

“Well, that can’t be possible… . My sister is already cured! As I chanted and meditated on Rust’s name every day, my younger sister’s illness was alleviated!”

really?

What disease can be cured so easily?

I coughed in a somewhat solemn voice.

“No. Your sister has not recovered from her illness yet. It is a disease called ‘singleness’. Get your younger sister married with the money you will receive back. And with the money you have left, get married and have sex.”

“That is indeed the case! I will work hard and have sex so that one day I can dedicate my tithes and the profits of my sons and daughters to Rust!”

They were like idiots.

I looked at the pile of gold coins.

These were tithes and offerings collected from sodomy.

“Distribute this to the city residents and make them get married, have more sex, and have children. Sexual desire is meaningful in giving birth to children.”

Children born like that will one day flock to Hyde’s church, right?

This was one of the church’s evangelism methods.

If you don’t think you can evangelize people, have more children!

Getting new born children to go to church is also a form of evangelism.

Even though I thought about it, I was smart.

“Do you want to leave this sodomy?”

Sze-.

Hans bowed his head.

I told him.

“Go to Barakhan.”

“Woman, you are planning to have a fight with that Rehoboam guy! Seeing how you don’t give in to the Prince of Pendragon, the title of king suits you best!”

king.

I don’t want to be like that and I have no interest in it.

On the other hand, I didn’t want to follow the orders of a king or something.

Because it is only the Lord Elohim who can give me orders.

“Do not be swayed by hereditary rank and lineage. Rehoboam is not king and never will be.”

Sze-.

When I raised my hand, everyone came and shouted loudly.

# # #

“Hey! Where have you been so far and now you’ve shown up!”

When I returned to the inn, Milione, who was pacing in front of my room, found me and got angry.

The guy said.

“Don’t you know that there was a newspaper saying that you were dead? It turns out that he was a fraudster disguised just like you!”

“I just concentrated on treating my wounds in a quiet place for a while. Do you know that I come from this sodomy family? I know this city quite well.”

“Really?”

“It seems that it was probably a ploy to discredit me by impersonating me while I was away. It looks like he was killed instead of me in the end. It’s a sad life.”

Sze-.

I meditated for about five seconds for the impostor who died instead of me.

And asked.

“milli. Where have you been? I couldn’t see you yesterday?”

“Me? I am─. There is such a thing!”

Look at this guy.

It’s so suspicious.

This guy couldn’t live a double life like this.

It’s almost like showing off very openly that “actually, I’m a suspicious person.”.

In fact, it was only natural since he possessed such foolish intelligence that he belonged to the Blood Crusade and worshiped a guy like Rust.

I had no choice but to speak with narrowed eyes.

“I understand. You were looking for me.”

“Yes! Knowing you were alive, I searched every corner of this sodomy! Because I really wanted to see you die with my own eyes!”

You crazy bitch!

Why do you want to see me die with your own eyes?

She was a very mean girl.

I spoke to Milione.

“Then let’s go.”

“To Barakhan?”

“No.”

If you were near Sodomy, there was a place you had to stop by.

As the place got closer, Milione’s expression darkened like a rotting apple, and when he finally arrived at the place, he felt nauseous.

“Wow! Are you telling me to go in here?”

“Of course. This is where your dad is.”

Emiris Monastery.

It was an ill-fated monastery that was burned down by thugs, but perhaps because some time had passed, it was rebuilt in a way that looked good.

I heard that Milione’s father, Medici Archibald, is the abbot of this monastery?

Sze-.

As I entered the monastery, several priests looked at me.

They were iron and wooden priests.

“Uhm. I am a body called Hyde.”

Sze-.

A bronze cross jingling around my neck.

When he held it out, people were very surprised.

“Hyde was alive?”

“I said you were dead?”

They all look like dead people.

Soon they led me to the abbot’s room, and for the first time in a long time, I was able to see a familiar face.

A man as stiff as a stick stuck from the sky to the ground.

It was Archibald Medici.

“Are you a little thin? You look like a man who died and came back to life.”

“It looks like His Majesty Medici has gained a little weight. Isn’t the life of night reading in this monastery more suitable for you than you thought?”

“Hmph. Just tell me what you want. If I, who was demoted here, talk for a long time with you, who was chosen by Pope Gregory, there may be a lot of bad rumors going around.”

Business.

there was.

“Milione─.”

“This is a monastery for men. I can’t have Milione with me.”

You start rejecting me before I even finish speaking.

The story was that it was impossible to drop Milione here.

Sze-.

I spoke leisurely.

“I plan to take you as my second wife.”

“I see.”

That was the end of the story of Medici Archibald.

I thought there would be a little more reaction, but he was a truly dull person.

He said his daughter is getting married.

Grumble, thump-.

He opened the table drawer.

“Please deliver my letter to His Holiness Pope Gregory.”

That was the end of Medici’s story.

Dang dang dang-.

The bell rang and Medici entered into a state of silence.

I am now outside the monastery.

In front of the building, Milione was killing a procession of ants by stepping on them with the tip of his shoe.

She was also a very mean girl.

Is it right for me to have this woman as my second wife? I am seriously wondering.

However, there are many stories in the Bible and in reality about people becoming faithful by imitating their spouse’s faith through marriage.

As I was composing myself with those thoughts, Milione asked.

“What do our oldies say?”

“I don’t know. They told me to give some letter to the Pope.”

“It is probably a letter containing a boring story. Bored. Let’s go back to Barakhan quickly.”

I was also in favor of returning quickly to Barakhan.

I wanted to meet Psyche, who would be waiting for me there.

It’s been almost a month since we’ve been apart from each other.

There was a saying that the farther away you are, the farther apart your heart becomes, but it was a story that did not apply to Psyche and me.

On the contrary, without Psyche, I learned more about what a great person she was and what a woman of great character she was.

Sze-.

The way back to that feeling.

We encountered quite a few troops on the road, and at the head of them was Psyche, holding her flag high.

“Psyche!”

I shouted at Psyche.

Soon, Psyche also seemed to have spotted me, her face brightening in various colors, and she finally shouted loudly.

“Hyde!!! He was alive!!! After all, I believed that you were alive and not dead!!! Hyde!!! Is it really you!!!”

Psyche got off the horse.

She ran towards me and circled around me.

Milione frowned at that sight.

“Why are you making such a fuss like a puppy that just met its mother? Aren’t you ashamed of being a virtuous wife and making a fuss about being reunited with your husband?”

You naughty bitch!

You can’t support a couple who met after only a few days, but you criticize them.

Soon Psyche blushed.

“… Am I too excited? I was so shocked when I heard that Hyde had died that I was leading my troops toward Sodomy!”

Psyche said she planned to invade Sodomy, defeat the pagans, and find me.

Did you believe that I would not die?

“Hyde. You promised me that you would come back safely. You are a person who keeps promises better than anyone else! So, I believed you were alive!”

I can’t believe you trusted me this much.

It was touching in many ways.

I feel like crying.

However, Milione said “ugh.” and pretended to vomit.

It was a very bad year.

Sze-.

Soon Alter Archibald came forward and spoke.

“ Psyche’s companions drove their horses so fast that it was difficult to even keep up with them. Hyde, I’m glad you look fine. what. I didn’t think you were dead either. There are many false rumors about sodomy.”

I see.

anyway.

Our journey back to Barakhan was neither difficult nor difficult, escorted by Alter Archibald and my wife Psyche.

Inside the turning carriage.

Alter asked me.

“So what did you do in sodomy? They say that terrible heretics gathered together and had a terrible meeting. Do you know anything about this?”

“Alter. When I head to Barakhan, something unimaginable will probably happen.”