episode_0102

“Dad’s arms. It’s been a really long time.”

Avril giggled as she put her head on my chest. The composition of looking up while pressing your puffy cheeks was bad for your heart.

“Can there be such a cute elf in the world?”

For a moment, I thought I had poured out my inner feelings. But no. A male elf took out a camera and was taking pictures like crazy.

“Avril. Would you like to see here?”

“Yes!”

Avril gave a cute V. The male elf pressed the shutter button hard, staggering as if he would fall.

“Ebrote brother. They told me to be patient outside! It’s embarrassing!”

“…don’t share photos?”

oh my god. I felt the authority of the eldest child from the elf being beaten. The authority of an older brother who can control a younger sister who disobeys him!

You’re threatening me with a photo of Avril, one of the cutest half-elves in the world. Ebrote was an elf as wise as his high level.

“Dad…”

Likewise, Avni, the cutest half-elf in the world, tugged on the hem of my pants. Avni and Avril’s gazes crossed dramatically.

“You…”

“Hmph! Avril is my younger sister, so she can be a little crazy to her dad! Avni is my older sister, so she’s always there!”

Kugu Palace

The sound effect of something collapsing rang out. Abni’s shocked eyes shook like a boat in a storm.

“Brother-in-law. Is this kid Avni?”

“Cute, right?”

“Sounds obvious! Ah… I’m glad I took the level down. My nephew. Would you like your uncle to take a picture for you?”

“…”

Abni, who was shocked, could not react. The sight of him gaping with his mouth open was so cute.

Click click click

Ebrote enthusiastically took pictures of Ebni. Ebrote was happier than anyone who heard that the world that was destined for destruction had been saved.

“I was worried when my youngest told me that she had a baby without getting married, but then she gave birth to two such cute nephews. The youngest looks exactly like me when I was young. Evrande. I remember? When you were little, I carried you around…”

“Oh really! Stop!!”

Evrande, whose long ears were dyed red all the way, slapped Evrotte on the back.

“I’m so embarrassed by my eldest brother that I can’t live!”

“That’s right! Everyone is staring! Think about our hearts!”

My two younger sisters beat my older brother. Even though Ebrote was beaten, he did not give up filming.

Avni and Avril looked at Dohoyo, whom I held in my arms.

“Why do you look at me like that?”

“Dohoyo, you are having a hard time too.”

“Less than your master.”

What was the intention behind this? Thanks to me, Sophia is having the happiest days of her life.

If it weren’t for me, she would still be a goddess and eat 100 won bread!

“Human friend. What on earth…”

They were probably worried that I didn’t come back, so they came out to Masun Wharf.

He is the two half-elves in my arms, and the two younger sisters who are beating their older brothers. And I took turns seeing the elf taking pictures while getting beaten up.

“…Are you tired from overwork? It looks like you have two daughters.”

“Originally, I have four daughters. Ranran in there is the first. Avni here is the second child. Avril is the third. Lulu is the fourth.”

“Ah.”

Masunworf was in confusion and held his head.

“What? You have two more cute nephews like this? Where are you!”

“Ah, oppa! A little! Really!!”

*

Since I was busy working, I couldn’t take too long. Dohoyone and I decided to meet again after work.

Sophia left the workshop, saying she was going to have fun with her friends. Cheonsol tried to stay with me, but I pushed him away.

Last time I saw you, I became friends with Ebrande. Even minions have to play with their friends.

I tried to send all the kids away, but Avni stayed by my side. When I said I wanted to stay with my dad longer, Ebrote shed tears of joy.

“Great friend! Help me here!”

“An envious friend! Let’s make some swords together!”

“You envious bastard…”

As I was being called around, I was startled to hear a voice laced with envy and jealousy.

Masunwarf kept his eyes on me while sharpening his staff. Making an item without even looking at it. It really showed why dwarves are a race of artisans.

“There are three women who gave birth to children? Even the vampirs are pretty and the elves are pretty too.”

“Masun Warp, don’t you hate elves?”

Okay!

Dwarf Kim said something while passing by and was greeted with a sweet night. The oblivious dwarf pouted and ran away.

“The girl named Lulu was a bit unique but cute. Who is his mother?”

“Chacha is a death knight.”

“…Death Knight?”

Not only Masunwarp but also other dwarves looked at him in an incomprehensible manner.

The master craftsman, who was hammering hard, continued to flinch and threw the heated iron aside. The dwarf I was working with screamed.

The head craftsman didn’t care and ran to me.

“The mother of a girl named Lulu is a Death Knight?”

“Yes.”

“I gave birth to a child before I became a Death Knight, but… well. Uh… is that what happened?”

“Ah. is it. Then you will understand.”

“It seems that my human friend loved a person named Chacha very much.”

“But why didn’t you come together?”

“Shh! You can’t touch painful memories! I should give him beer and meat and ask!”

It was clear what the dwarves were imagining. Chacha and my unhappy love. Separation through death. I’m probably writing a novel where another god resurrects me and uses me as his servant.

“No. I met him after I became a Death Knight.”

“Then there is actually a woman named Chacha…”

“No matter what you imagine, it’s not everything. Chacha didn’t even have a daughter. He met me after becoming a Death Knight. I gave birth to Lulu.”

The head craftsman tried to put his hand on my shoulder. Because of the height difference, he failed and brought a chair next to him.

Crackling

“You don’t have to lie to us.”

“No…!”

Was this dwarf just being deceived? Why don’t you believe what people say?

“Ebni. Please explain to the suspicious dwarf.”

“Yes…”

Avni began to explain.

“With dad… chacha… mom…? aunt…? Stepmom…?”

“Just a mom. Cheonsol is also Abni’s mother, right?”

“That’s right…! Chacha… Mom… Death… Knight…”

“Aaagh!”

Kim Dwarf rolled on the floor. Surprisingly, no one scolded Kim Dwarf.

bang!

“Kwaaaa!!”

So I scolded him. Kim Dwarf, whose height had grown by about 2 cm, shouted.

“John! I believe in John’s words!”

“Abni explained really well, right?”

“Yes!! This kid is so cool!!!”

Our Avni is a genius. So, you are helping your father with his work.

“Kim Dwarf. Good job. To be honest, my stomach exploded and I almost died.”

“It’s a shame because the kid is so cute.”

What are the dwarves whispering about? It was so small that I couldn’t hear everything, but I did catch the word cute.

I must have convinced the dwarves with the performance of genius cutie Avni. I was about to start working, but the head craftsman stopped me.

“Poor craftsman friend. Now go and rest after work. I need to spend time with my kids.”

“That’s right. My daughter has worked hard too, so I need to give her some rest.”

“Ebniya. Take this out and buy something delicious to eat. It’s pocket money from Dwarf Uncle, so don’t give it to Dad. Got it?”

“Yes…”

Regardless of whether it was a man or a woman, Abni, who received the allowance, approached me and held out her hand. Both palms were filled with sacred coins.

“Dad…”

“Are you going to give your pocket money to your dad? no. Since it’s money my daughter earned through working, she should spend it herself.”

“Dwarf… Uncle…”

Tears of joy welled up.

“The dwarf uncles gave Abni pocket money because they liked him, so Avni also wants to give him pocket money because he likes his dad?”

“How on earth do you understand that?”

“Is he going to marry three women?”

“Indeed…”

I patted Ebni’s head without receiving any praise. Avni closed her eyes tightly and enjoyed my touch.

“Dad, I really like Avni, so I think I should give her pocket money. Chief Craftsman! Please give me first class!”

“Yes.”

The head craftsman, who had deposited the money into his account, took out a few coins from his pocket. As the person in charge of the workshop, he has extraordinary insight.

“This is pocket money given by dad. With this, I go out and buy something delicious and buy something for my younger siblings too. Let’s save the allowance we received from our uncles?”

“Yes…”

Avni, a good boy who listened to his father, put a coin in his pocket. It was cute, so I watched it blankly and remembered my first meeting with Ebrote.

“Would you like me to ride a wooden horse?”

“Yes…!”

“Come here. Chief Craftsman! We’re leaving work!”

“Tomorrow… No. Come again next time!”

“Yep!”

*

As soon as we reunited with the group, Ranran and Lulu came running.

“Gwangma! Save me!”

dad. Please stop uncle.

what. What happened… What did Evrote do?

I looked at the kids just in case. Ranran was holding three layers of ice cream and waffles in both hands, and her cheeks were covered in skewer sauce.

The skull that Lulu always carried was filled with candy and chocolate.

“Uncle is trying to burst Ranran’s stomach!”

I’m trying to hate sweet snacks.

As if holding snacks in both hands wasn’t enough, Ebrote was embarrassed as he was carrying food in the stomachs of bears, eagles, and tigers the size of houses.

“No, brother-in-law, I didn’t do that to bother them. I liked seeing them eat well, so I gave them some food, but I think it was too much. I’m sorry.”

Why didn’t other people stop it? Ebrande and Cheonsol avoided my gaze at the same time.

“I’m sorry. It was so cute that I couldn’t stop it.”

“Gwangma will understand if he sees this, right?”

Evrande manipulated the screen as if making excuses. Ranran eating chicken skewers. Lulu eating cake. Avril drinking a drink with floating leaves.

Everything was cute.

“Send it to me too.”

“Gwangma?”

dad?

The kids looked at me with a sense of betrayal. Avril came closer and climbed up my leg, whimpering.

When I held Avril, it felt heavier than before. It looks like he ate really well in a short period of time.

“Don’t worry. I’ll tell my dad to stop giving me snacks.”

“I’m sorry, brother-in-law.”

I’m sorry, brother. I took really good pictures.

When he winked at the kids secretly, Ebrote’s expression brightened. It’s such an easy elf to understand.