episode_0102
by fnovelpiaSince taking over this huge company from its previous owner, the worst crisis has come.
It’s not like all the funds were suddenly drained, and it’s not like an entire division was lost.
Because of the crisis, on this Saturday, when I would normally have stayed home and slept, I am now at work and tying my head with my secretary.
The cause is a new male employee who just joined.
To be exact, he is the husband of a golden retriever who suddenly appears out of nowhere.
In principle, this company can never hire anyone other than a prisoner like me. There are many reasons.
But this time, we had to make an exception and accept this man into the company.
This is because ‘Hazel’, a golden retriever whose identity as the man’s wife was an established fact, forced her to be hired.
Most people would have just chewed it over and passed it off, but Hazel is no ordinary bitch.
There has never been a girl who has ever fought me and lasted for two minutes, but Hazel was strong enough to knock me out with just one punch.
There’s no way I would have the talent to refuse when such a cruel bitch ‘forces’ me.
Still, it seemed like all he had to do for security was to keep his mouth shut, and he wasn’t an unusual person, so I accepted him with a light heart.
The problem is that this man is the only man in our company, and his small stature and cute face perfectly fit the taste of our employees.
The employees gathered in droves and molested him, and of course Hazel found out.
You probably knew it when you smelled it, or when you saw that the clothes you had sent neatly ironed arrived badly wrinkled, or you knew it when you heard it directly. There is enough evidence to cover up the situation, so it cannot be taken out.
In that situation, Hazel demanded a stronger level of protection from me.
“Ha, fuck. Just this time, more than twelve people rushed in. You can’t pick them all one by one.”
It would have been easy to deal with if there had been only one culprit, but no matter how many people count, more than twelve people did it.
If you discipline all of the personnel to this extent, there is a high possibility that one department will not return, so it cannot be done hastily.
“I have to go to work the day after tomorrow, but this is a big deal.”
“Should we just tell them not to come to work because they will give us money even if they don’t? Isn’t it every office worker’s dream?”
Assuming that you give 10 million won every month, it is 120 million won in one year. It’s a small amount of money, and I can give it out of my own pocket.
A workplace is a place where one goes for the purpose of making money. It’s a condition that other people would dream of, but no matter how much I think about it, there’s no reason to refuse it.
“It’s probably not because of the money. Aren’t you from a family with a lot of money to begin with?”
“······Is that so?”
“I would have just wanted to go out and have a social life. It would be enough to just give the money at the minimum wage level.”
All problems in the world are caused by a lack of money, and for the first time, my philosophy of thinking that everything could be solved with money was broken.
Still, the idea of ‘excluding’ the company can be a hint to some extent in resolving this issue.
“Should I just send him on a business trip? Let them go for a month or two, and when it’s over, tell them not to come out and say you did a good job. Send it again when the cooldown expires. Are you okay?”
Since there is nothing that can be done by sending this poor man on a business trip, it is practically like sending him on a trip.
It may be a little difficult physically, but isn’t that why we give ourselves fifteen days of rest?
“Hazel will be alone during the business trip, right? I have a tendency to get lonely a lot, and it could get out of hand.”
“No, you can send it together. Wouldn’t it be strange if you sent it with a concept like ‘researching good travel destinations for couples’?”
Of course, doing research on travel destinations is of no use to our company. Still, it doesn’t matter since it’s just an excuse to go on a business trip.
“Hmm… It’s a good idea, but if I send it too often, people might think it’s strange…”
“Oh, fuck I don’t know. Let’s send it first and think about it later. Fly me to London right away on Monday. End.”
The reason for sending this couple to London is simple.
The Golden Retriever is a dog breed from England, specifically Scotland. Therefore, after becoming a human and leaving the animal hospital, I studied the world there. I got my license there too.
Because they are basically ‘animals’ that prioritize their instincts, it is much easier for them to adapt to a familiar environment that is imprinted in their DNA. One of the advantages is that the native language is installed as standard.
In addition, the Republic of Korea has a strict resident registration system that makes it difficult to falsify one’s identity and insert oneself into society, which is one of the reasons why people are forced to adapt in their hometown.
Fortunately, Korean dog breeds, which are often raised by older people in rural areas, are rarely abandoned, and in many cases, they are raised with responsibility until they die of old age.
Or, even if it is too wasteful to throw it away, they eat it… Because there are so many cases, we don’t have much to handle.
“Direct flight to London on Monday… The time slot is the latest, so you should still fly premium economy, right?”
“Just ride first. Don’t worry, I’ll pay all travel expenses with my own money.”
Approximately, the round-trip ticket price would be around 10 million won, but fortunately, I have a lot of money.
When viewed objectively, it’s quite a lot of money, but to me, it’s not even close to the margin of error that appears when counting one’s wealth.
If you send big Hazel to economy class just to save money, and then complain that you don’t want to go again, it’s all nonsense.
By providing the best possible experience on the plane, you can create a positive effect that will make you welcome the situation later on when you go on a business trip.
“Okay.”
“Okay. Just book your flight ticket and take a break. I will notify you.”
“Yes. We will process it as quickly as possible.”
“Yes. Thank you for your hard work during the weekend.”
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-Wuuu
As I was immersed in a happy dream with my face buried in the bountiful breasts, I heard the cell phone placed by my bed vibrating, disturbing my sweet sleep.
“Haaam···. I got a call.”
Hazel, who was a brighter sleeper than me, also had no choice but to wake up, yawned as if she was annoyed, and handed me the cell phone that was lying on the bedside table.
I lifted my head, which had been stuck in my chest for a while, to check the caller, and as soon as I saw the three letters ‘Albino’ written there, I got up and answered the phone.
The owner called me beyond my superior level, so this level of response was natural.
“Ah, w-hello…? I received a call…”
“Sir, speaker phone.”
Hazel also seemed to want to hear the call, and in a low voice asked me to switch to speakerphone.
I immediately pressed the speaker button so that the call sound could leak out.
[Uh, sorry for calling so late. I have something urgent to say.]
“Oh, no…! Is that possible? Please tell me.”
Honestly, looking at White’s age, I think he’s over 20 years younger than me, but my boss is my boss anyway, so I have to treat him with respect.
[I am going on a business trip to England with Hazel on Monday.]
“······Where?”
It may be sudden to ask me to go on a business trip, but I can’t believe I’m going on a business trip to the UK the day after tomorrow, with ‘Hazel’ in tow.
What kind of crazy bullshit is this?
[I didn’t hear it wrong, you just have to go. I’ll cover your travel expenses generously, so you can go and buy clothes or whatever.]
It makes me wonder how much they’re going to give me and tell me to just go and buy everything and use it, and whether I’m still in a dream world and not awake yet.
“That…. What is the purpose of your business trip?”
[Research on travel destinations that are good for couples to travel together. Just go and have fun, then come back and write a simple report about what was good and what wasn’t.]
“uh… Is that all?”
At that level, it’s no different from just sending someone on a trip at the company level; there’s nothing wrong with the job.
If you ask your employees to work like this, won’t there be a loss?
“Oh my, a couple… Hehehe.”
Hazel seems to be fixated on other points, but that’s not the issue right now.
[Oh, that’s it. It leaves at 11:05 a.m. on Monday. At Incheon Airport.]
“Still, it’s too sudden…?”
[That’s why I’m saying don’t prepare and just go. [Whether it’s a week or a month, go play and enjoy as much as you can.]
“I understand first.”
[okay. I’ll send you money, so if you run out of money, call me.]
-Tap~
Immediately after White’s unilateral notification, the phone was cut off like a knife.
Not only did I get a call from the company’s CEO on a moonlit night, but the thought of me leaving for a business trip to England the day after tomorrow makes my head hurt in many ways.
“Travel···. It’s a trip… It’s fun just thinking about it. Haha~”
Hazel seems to be just happy at the thought of going on a sudden trip.
I don’t think they even thought of it as a business trip in the first place. Although it seems roughly correct.
“uh···.”
“Don’t worry. I’m really good at English~”
“That’s not the problem…”
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