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102 – Rust attends the Council of Deadly Sins #1

Cultists, fraudsters, robbers, murderers, heretics, apostates, etc.

Even these seemingly disorderly people had their own order.

“As for me, I am ‘50 Killing Fifty’! Have you heard my name? Of course you’ve heard of it! Hey you! Are you listening to me now? If you’re a woman, come next to me like a woman and have a drink!”

Deeply…

Sigh-!

“You cut off Fifty’s head in one go? That woman! It is ‘Korson of Husband Murder’! Among the 20 murdered husbands, there were silver knights and bishops!?”

The “secret passage” in the mansion of Viscount Corps, who rules over sodomy, was connected to an old historical site located deep underground.

It is said that the Baltimere family, the ancestors of Viscount Coffs, built the ruins to awaken the devil located underground when they were called the little ‘kings’ of this region.

You gathered mercenaries from all over the country and dug into a deep underground dungeon, right?

At that time, all kinds of sins trapped underground escaped and the prosperous city of sodomy became corrupted or something.

anyway.

Idiots who seriously believed in the legend sometimes gathered in the underground ruins of Sodomy and held gatherings among themselves.

That was the “Conference of Deadly Sins.”

Hans clicked his tongue as he looked at the criminals gathering in the basement.

“Serial arsonist Bernstein also has a whipping rope! These are all sinners who claim to be in the kingdom. This meeting is going to be noisy like a storm!”

As Hans said, many big names attended this meeting.

It was strange that not only executives from “Psychos” and “Gourmet Club” but also lunatics who acted individually appeared at the event.

They sat in a circle on stone chairs set up like an outdoor concert hall.

In their center, there was a platform made like a stage and a round table. There were 12 chairs placed on this round table, and everyone was already seated.

Hans trembled when he saw the faces of each of them.

“The high officers of Psycoz and the high witches of Walpurgis came first! Those guys wearing those banquet masks must be the aristocrats of gourmet parties!”

It was like that.

Garbage appeared from all over the world and took up all 12 seats.

Soon Hans shouted.

“You guys! How dare you not stand up when the ruler of the world, Master Rust, shows up! Quickly, stand up, show your respect, and pass over a chair!”

Everyone tilted their heads awkwardly at Hans’ words.

They seemed to have no intention of being polite to me, nor did they seem to have any intention of getting up from their seats and making concessions to me.

Of course it didn’t matter.

“I decide the throne I will sit on. Chair!”

“… Huh!”

A pair of men and women with gags on their mouths jumped out.

They immediately crouched down near the stone desk and I sat down lightly on it.

One of the witches who saw that frowned.

“Isn’t that guy Viscount Coffs and the head maid? Why are they doing this over there? I was wondering what I would say when I said I would hold a meeting of deadly sins.”

“The clan of the evil necromancer Baltimere has also fallen. So, I was permanently expelled from our gourmet club.”

“Sodomy’s own work is used as a chair. Rust is just as terrible as I heard!”

Just as everyone was talking nonsense, I sat down with Corpse Baltimere and her maid, Ultima, as my chairs.

The feeling of trying it on wasn’t very good and I wriggled unpleasantly, but it was better than standing still.

These ruins are so deep underground that my legs hurt walking down them.

If I stand up, my legs will be shaky.

Sze-.

I said in a somewhat mean voice.

“It was Imom Rust who convened the Deadly Sins Conference. And I’m so busy that I don’t even have time to soak up the sun, so I’ll be blunt. Since you are not enough, everyone should retire and surrender to the church.”

“What the fuck?”

Someone jumped up from their seat.

He was bald and had a K branded on his forehead.

The stigma of a murderer.

It was the brand of Cain, the first murderer, who is said to have murdered his younger brother Abel.

Sereung-.

A man pulling out a short, finger-like blade from his waistband.

“Rust! You bastard! They seem to think you’re some kind of brat for making such a fuss these days! It’s not strange for a funny clown like you to urinate in front of real people like us and run away!”

Sze-.

The man looked around and said.

“Everyone thinks that way, right? How can you claim that you are the greatest sin when you only write strange novels? What is sin? It is murder!”

Murderer.

Murderer.

He was a high-ranking member of “Psychos,” a group formed by all kinds of criminals.

I heard that killing people is your hobby, right?

He was indeed a terrible and terrifying criminal.

“The sin of lust. Is it a sin to have sex in the first place? Doesn’t everyone think that way? uh? Is this Rust guy here at a level where he can sit at the same table as us?”

Sze-.

The murderer pointed his dagger at the person sitting at the table.

“Walpurgis Witch. Faina of burning at the stake. They burned countless men to death, right? Burning a person alive to death -. This is a sin. Also, what about Grand Duke Vladimir?”

Sze-.

Skewer Grand Duke Vladimir.

The man so called adjusted the banquet mask on his face.

He was a gourmet kingpin who was said to skewer anyone he didn’t like to death, but he had not attended the last meeting held five years ago.

It came out this time.

An unexpected giant has arrived.

From what I heard, there is a high probability that he is a really high-ranking nobleman.

Soon everyone was shouting.

“Blood Crusade, go away!”

“The real villain is talking about us Psychos!”

“What do you mean? Do you want your balls crushed?”

A site where nothing is organized.

This is why I didn’t want to come here.

Sze-.

I raised my hand.

“Shhh ─.”

One by one, the guys who were talking noisily silenced each other.

I took advantage of that opportunity to speak.

“Criminals are given nicknames for the wages of their sins. A murderer. Fainar, the Burned Witch. Skewered Grand Duke Vladimir─. But can these sins be considered greater sins than sex?”

“What bullshit? Are you sick? Sex is a bigger sin than murder. Even 5-year-old children wouldn’t say that! You idiot!”

Murderer got angry.

Those idiots.

I don’t understand because I’m afraid they’re stupid heretics.

Let me explain.

“All the sins you have committed are nothing more than a by-product of humans being alive. And what makes humans alive in this world -. That’s sex.”

“─What? What nonsense─.”

It was time for the murderer to frown.

Someone said in the crowd:

“That’s definitely true! All human sins and crimes happen because people are alive! After all, it comes from sex! So is sex the greatest sin?”

“Trigram, it’s not for nothing that lust was given the grand name of the Seven Deadly Sins!”

People were in an uproar.

Because my opinion was so right, the excitement spread uncontrollably.

phut-!

Then someone hit the table.

She was a woman who had her hair cut short like a man and had grown rugged muscles.

He was sitting on a small chair, as big as a cow on steroids, and he was screaming wildly.

“You bastards! Everyone shut up! Because I have something to say to your crusaders! Lass of Anger! He killed our witches’ sisters and took away their titles! Where is he… !?”

Where are you?

You’ll be fine wherever you are.

I left that guy behind on purpose.

If that guy were here, it seemed like my all-out plan to persuade heretics to surrender and repent would go to waste.

It was then.

“What kind of pussy is so loud?”

# # #

Tap, tap, tap-.

Someone appeared from a distance.

It was a woman wearing a whirlpool mask, and my eyes became dizzy.

How did he know about this place?

But when I looked next to me, I saw Galatea.

Galatea brought it here.

“la, lasda-.”

“Major Sin Seat Ras-. It was true that the Blood Crusade was created by the intertwining of two Sins!”

“If you look at the size of the force, isn’t it already the largest group in the United Kingdom?”

People who are drunk -.

At that time, the witch with her hair cut very short like a man shouted.

“Las! A bitch who decided to become a man’s dog! It’s a shame for us witches that a bitch like you, who has decided to be a man’s dog, invokes the name of wrath! Let’s compete with me!”

Sze-.

A woman standing on a table.

He had a very thick body, his arms and legs were like beams, and his palms were as big as pot lids.

Are you really a woman?

Lars said to her when I was feeling puzzled.

“It’s pitiful that you don’t know that a woman’s happiness lies in having sex with a man. I’m more sorry than that, but who are you? You look like a man. Are you a witch?”

“What? I am one of the Five Pillars and the Witch of the Wheel! It’s Velosti! Take away the name of anger from you─.”

Sze-.

Before the great witch, who identified herself as Velosti, could finish speaking, Lars grabbed her ankle.

Then the Great Witch of the Wheel was pulled up like a wet rag and thrown to the floor with all her might.

Pot-! Kwasik-!

With that, Velosti’s body hit the floor and exploded.

“Hehe, uhhh, uh… .”

He looked miserable, like someone who had fallen from a tall building, and every bone in his body seemed to be broken.

Looking at that, Lars spoke as if he was embarrassed when people were speechless.

“Oh, you shouldn’t kill someone before Rust’s ruling! It was so loud that I ended up putting in more effort without even realizing it! hey! You’re not dead, are you? Don’t die!”

“… … .”

The Witch of the Wheel couldn’t say anything anymore.

Just barely surviving.

Even if you get treatment, you will have to live as a cripple for the rest of your life.

Lars said while looking at her.

“Yes! Now that things have come to this, those who are dissatisfied with my name, come out now! Come on! Even if I fight them all at once, I won’t call you a coward!”

The intestines froze in an instant.

Even the skewered Grand Duke Vladimir and the murderer Murderer kept silent about this situation.

Only a few people whisper.

“Belosti, the Wheel Witch, is a strong person who tears the horses to death even though she was punished by having four horses pull their limbs by herself.”

“A guy like that couldn’t resist and was flattened like that─.”

The name of Ras was passed down through death and killing.

However, there seemed to be no one challenging Lars anymore.

“Tch, boring guys.”

Lars sat down on his butt where Belosti, the Wheel Witch, was sitting.

The witches sitting next to him glanced, but Lars didn’t seem to care.

Write something like this-.

I thought Lars was ruining the mood, but I’m glad the scene was cleared up anyway.

I took this opportunity to speak.

“I’ll say it again. You all should surrender to the church and retire. The future will not be a world where fakes like you can run amok.”

Turn yourself in.

Then, I, Hyde, will be able to kill many criminals in an instant without even using my hands!

At that time, a woman with black skin and dreadlocked hair asked while stroking the toad in her hand.

“Why do we have to do that? This doesn’t make sense from a common sense perspective, right? I heard that Rust is a strangely wise man, but rumors are just rumors─.”

“Shut up! You black pussy! Your pussy will be as black as charcoal that has been burned back and forth three times!”

“What, what? What did you just say? This crazy fucked baby! Did you see it? 이 개새끼야! It’s a dog! I was called the black pearl of Calliope─.”

phut-.

At that time, Lars hit the table with his palm.

“Like Rust said, you guys should retire. Because that man, Hyde, is alive. Bronze Plate Priest Hyde. Fake people like you are not enough to deal with that guy.”

“ha? That’s a really funny story. Hyde is dead. Ultima, who was lying there, cut off his head and I, Bokor, even cursed him. What’s so funny about not being able to deal with people who are already dead?”

How dare this nigger put a curse on me Hyde?

Of course, because I, Hyde, was more faithful than anyone else, curses would not work on me.

Sze-. Someone raised their hand.

The skewered Grand Duke Vladimir, who had remained silent until now, opened his heavy lips behind his banquet mask.

“I also read the newspaper. Hyde. I thought he was a strange priest, but it seems he couldn’t endure sodomy.”

“He didn’t die. The newspaper you read is fake. Our Blood Crusade caught the impostor Tiff? The top executives of your Psychos. He’s the one who died.”

las.

This light snout bitch blows it all up very quickly.

I was going to say it out loud anyway, but what should I say more? I was holding back because it was perfect timing.

Murderer shouted.

“What? Tiff is the dead one? What the fuck! What are you talking about! Tiff is dead! Do you think he’ll die that easily? For a bitch with two mouths, up and down, she’s good at lying!”

The witches frowned at that angry cry.

“ What is this bastard? What’s wrong with two mouths running up and down? Do you really want to die like this? Butchers who brag about killing people in unexpected ways─.”

“Ha-. Whether a witch or a murderer, it is all right to be vulgar in front of our ‘great old clan’.”

The heretics did not get along well.

It was because they both thought they were superior.

It’s like people who are equally covered in shit claim that they are dirtier.

For someone as clean, pure, faithful, and godly as I am, I couldn’t understand why they boasted that they were worse than each other.

These guys are truly ignorant.

phut-.

At that time, the murderer hit the table and shouted.

“Fuck this. I don’t care if Hyde is alive or not! In the first place, this is not the first time that fake rumors are spread about sodomy! I am! I want to talk about solid information!”

Solid information.

What does this mean─.

As I was thinking about that, Murderer touched his shaggy beard with his hand and said,

“I heard that among the 13 monsters sitting around here is Pope Gregory’s henchman. This is reliable information. There are a lot of people wearing masks at the same time. Isn’t that right?”

Pot-!

It was a murderer sticking a dagger on the table.

Soon, the curse witch Bokor snorted with laughter.

“Is there a member of the religious order among us? That’s funny. But─. It’s true that there are a lot of suspicious guys. There are some who participated in this Deadly Sin Conference for the first time.”

I felt everyone’s eyes were focused on me.

Sereung-.

Soon, the murderer Murderer, whose pure combat power was equivalent to that of a knight with a gold plate, pulled out a dagger from the table, licked it with his red tongue, and said.

“Rust. Now that this has happened, I think you should take off your mask. Aren’t you all curious? What kind of face does the guy called Lust the Devil actually have? Well, you don’t have to take it off. You may make the mistake of peeling off the skin on your face.”

Gooo-.

Gooo-.

The atmosphere started to boil.

Did it really come out like this?

Now I see that everyone but me has formed an alliance.

Is the Sin Seat Ras my only ally?

Puhuh-smiling Lars.

“Hey, Rust. What are you going to do? If you continue like this, your mask will come off, right? Please note that I will not help you. I’m curious about your face too.”

This guy, my partner, seems to be itching to see the face behind my mask!

Since he was that kind of guy, there was no disappointment.

It suddenly felt funny.

“Fuha-. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-!”

As I laughed for a while, the noisy surroundings became quiet.

Some people trembled and the murderer frowned as if he had heard an unpleasant curse.

“What is this clown-like bastard laughing at? Are you out of your mind?”

Murderer frowns.

I asked him lightly.

“Are you that afraid of me? If you don’t look under the dark bed, you have a lot of curiosity, like a scared child who can’t sleep at night.”

“What’s wrong?”

“Do you know the meaning of the red cross I drew on this mask?”