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[You! Come to your senses!]

‘Life is boring, vain and fleeting.’

[Where did all the venom and obsession I’ve shown so far go?]

‘That doesn’t make the world more beautiful. I don’t need anything right now.’

A terrible sense of weariness and clammy depression consumed everything, including my thoughts and heart.

I didn’t want to do anything anymore, and all that remained was the feeling of wanting to just sink into this moment.

At that moment, I heard Peace’s sobbing voice in my head.

[Have you forgotten the monsters’ tears? Where did that desire to destroy the academy go?]

‘……ah!’

At that moment, vivid memories began to surface in my mind.

The monsters had no choice but to cry while tied up by the president.

A bunch of drug-addicted, incestuous men who try to NTR another man’s wife.

A request from the lizardman asking me to destroy the academy.

that’s right.

Nothing is over yet.

Quiet hatred and seething anger began to burn, fueled by weariness and depression.

The tips of my fingers, which had been languid, slowly began to move.

Life came to the rotten eyes.

Strength permeated every corner of my loose arms, legs, hands, feet, head, and entire body.

I tore away the sense of emptiness that was binding my body with the blade called will.

Then he rose from the throne of sympathy and stretched both hands up to the sky.

Just a moment ago, I was like a corpse, not responding at all to the unicorns’ loud cheers.

That’s why everyone was looking at me with worry and concern and muttering.

Then, when I suddenly got up and stretched out both my hands, everyone’s commotion stopped and all eyes were focused on me.

Take a breath.

Give strength.

Open your eyes.

And finally, he spits out the words that have been boiling in his mind.

“Applause!!!!!!”

Unlike before, a huge flash of light came out from the throne of sympathy.

Tears flowed continuously from the eyes of the Great Unicorn and the other unicorns who saw that sight.

The great unicorn raised its front paws and stood on both feet, looking up at the sky and speaking majestically in a loud voice.

“The god of Ada has descended!!!!!!”

「「「「「The God of Ada!!!!!!!」」」」」

Along with the sound of the Great Unicorn, the sounds of the unicorns began to echo throughout the holy land.

It was the moment when it was reborn as a true unicorn mecca.

***

[Oh dear, that was a close call.]

‘Wow, shit. That was really dangerous.’

The wise man time that had been controlling me just a moment ago disappeared in an instant.

It felt as if the throne of sympathy was trying to swallow me up.

It was quite dangerous.

My curiosity was answered by the Unicorn.

“I’m sorry. Normally there wouldn’t be a problem, but the throne isn’t symmetrical.”

According to the Great Unicorn, the Throne of Chastity is not perfectly symmetrical, so it has entered a state of CI (Chastity Imbalance).

And the explanation of the Great Unicorn is that the throne of sympathy in CI state tried to compensate for the lack of sympathy by not allowing me to leave the throne.

If that state of affairs had continued, the country would have been consumed by its ego and would never have been able to escape the throne again.

[It turns out that Elsia is the culprit.]

‘Elsia, it’s you again?’

I looked at Elsia with a hint of resentment.

Then Elsia clasped her hands together politely and made an apologetic expression.

“……I’m sorry. I’ve never experienced anything like this before, so I didn’t know it would turn out like this.”

“Sigh.”

“I’m sorry. I’m really sorry.”

He lightly hit Elsia’s forehead, who was bowing her head gloomily.

“Be careful next time.”

“…Thank you. Before. And now.”

Elsia smiled happily at me again.

He finished by looking at that sight and patting Elsia’s head.

Anyway, he said that a situation like that before would never happen again.

The throne didn’t glow as brightly as before, but I didn’t feel any discomfort while sitting on it.

Rather, it was very cozy and comfortable.

As if sitting on a well-cushioned chair.

Then the great unicorn approached me and relayed the message.

“God, I am sorry to ask for your help in this difficult time.”

“Tell me.”

Before I knew it, I had become accustomed to what the unicorns were saying.

The Unicorn bowed its head as if apologizing and spoke earnestly.

“Please proceed with the trial of the unicorns.”

***

It was the same space as before, but the atmosphere was completely different.

In a suffocatingly heavy and solemn atmosphere.

Because there were two unicorns being dragged in there, bound.

“……”

“Let go!!! You guys are still unicorns after doing that!!!!”

One of them was humbly bowing its head, but the other one was acting very violent, as if it was not happy with its condition.

I pointed to the unicorn, which was humbly bowing its head, and asked the Great Unicorn.

“Why was that unicorn captured?”

“It is a crime of murder.”

“What if it’s a crime?”

“Yes, that’s right. I killed the same unicorn.”

As soon as he finished speaking, the unicorn raised its head, looked straight at me, and spoke in a loud voice.

Those eyes, though gloomy, did not lose their faith; rather, they contained a hint of relief.

“Your Majesty, I am literally the murderer of a fellow unicorn. Please punish me.”

“Let me tell you the story first. Why did you kill him?”

The unicorn closed its eyes for a moment, as if reminiscing.

And as I opened my eyes, I transmitted the message slowly and clearly.

“That unicorn was a writer. That unicorn’s novel was also my own. The genre was a hero party story-”

“Just get to the point.”

“But suddenly, the childhood friend I thought was a virgin revealed that she had been giving her body and heart to another colleague for a long time!”

“It’s the fate of childhood friends.”

Finally, the unicorn continued speaking while shedding tears.

“I coughed up blood at that part at first, but that didn’t stop his atrocities!”

“What kind of atrocity was it?”

“The saint gained divine power through sexual intercourse, and the knight’s strength was a sudden development in which she copied techniques through orgy with other people!”

“Oh my!”

“I was so happy to see the 20,000-character manuscript uploaded that I opened it, but there was nothing but hell inside!”

“Is that why you killed the unicorn?”

“That wasn’t all!”

The unicorn was coughing up a little bit of blood every time he spoke, perhaps because he was reminded of the previous novel.

Still, the unicorn did not stop talking and continued on.

As if he absolutely had to say it.

“When I went to him to protest, he mocked me like crazy, saying that he had done this before and would do it again!”

“Is that guy really a unicorn?”

“……They said he converted from a bicorn to a unicorn.”

“Oh no! The two-horned beast is not to be harvested!”

The unicorn is in a resigned state, as if all the strength has drained from its body due to what was just said.

Without realizing it, a corner of my heart ached.

But I had to listen to the whole thing.

I opened my mouth to the unicorn calmly.

“How did you kill him?”

“I ended the horse’s life with 5700 stabs.”

It was a unicorn that shook its horn a couple of times in front of me as if it were some kind of evidence.

To put it simply, it’s an incident where the reader unicorn stabs and kills the writer unicorn who made a sudden drift.

Peace, who had been quietly watching the situation, spoke to me.

[My lady, isn’t that still fratricide?]

‘If you compare it to a human, it would be murder.’

The number on the unicorn’s head went up by one, and then the unicorn lowered its head even more gloomily.

It seems like he has returned from a future where he has probably been sentenced to death, and has resigned himself to his predetermined fate.

I stared at the unicorn and spoke of crimes and punishments.

“Listen. Your crime is the murder of a fellow countryman, Unicorn. Do you admit it?”

“I admit it.”

“Therefore, your punishment is to read a short story about a virgin who adopts her daughter! ”

“……yes?”

It was a unicorn looking at me with a blank expression.

It seems like you don’t understand the verdict at all.

The red number above the unicorn’s head was a bonus.

I opened my mouth when I saw the unicorn.

“In the unicorn sanctuary, you must follow the unicorn law.”

“Yes, that’s right.”

“Isn’t killing a being that is not like a unicorn an act of upholding the law and sacred ground of the unicorn?”

“Your Majesty!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

If a person does something against the laws of nature, there is no regret about his death.

Even with the intention of fucking up unicorns, he was born a bicorn.

It’s cheap even if you die in the unicorn’s sanctuary.

The unicorn’s face began to fill with surprise, as if it had not expected something like this.

Then he started questioning me again and questioned me.

“Your Majesty, but I don’t understand the punishment. Why that particular novel?”

“Women and men immediately mean yin and yang. Here, virginity means that the soul of yang dwells in the body of yin, so it is the unity of yin and yang.”

「!」

“And since the virgin and the virgin are one being, their purity is not simply doubled, but squared.”

“iced coffee!”

“Such perfect purity breeds new virgins. Is there anything lacking from a unicorn perspective?”

All the unicorns who heard my judgment and explanation began to shed tears once again.

The law of the living, breathing unicorn. And a new enlightenment.

These two things were enough to instantly turn this space into a crucible of emotion.

I looked at the unicorn and said with a light smile.

“Go away! Why don’t you punish him? ”

“Thank you, God of Ada!!”

The unicorn, who had been thanking me repeatedly, quickly left the place.

The great unicorn could not hold back the tears that were welling up in her eyes and quietly bowed her head to me while letting them flow.

“Leaving it to the god of Ada was the right answer.”

I responded to the Unicorn’s words with a smile.

That friendly atmosphere didn’t last long.

I changed my expression and glared at the still-flutter unicorn.

“Recite your sins.”