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099 – Hyde! Murdered by heretics!? #3

The reason I tried to make Milione my second wife was to save Milione’s soul.

And it was clear that by saving Milione’s soul, my soul would also be saved.

If left like this, Milione will be consumed by a rage that even he cannot fathom, killing people, destroying people, setting fires, and tearing the world to pieces.

Before that, I, Hyde, a priest who is more pious and faithful than anyone else, influences and moves Milione and returns her to the right path.

This was my plan.

“ character. We’re almost there.”

“What a great gift you prepared, so why are you being like this this morning? If it’s really nothing special, I’ll tear it up.”

Sze-.

Milione moves around with a gunny sack covering his face.

I arrived in front of the gift I had prepared to give to him and opened the bag that had been placed over his face.

“Ta-da! Awesome!”

Whisper-.

What existed before me with my arms outstretched was something that anyone would like.

Milione actually opened her mouth as if startled and seemed very moved.

“The crumbling building is a gift for me?”

Am I so shocked that I can’t believe it?

I decided to add an explanation to Milione, who seemed impressed.

“It’s not just a building. It’s a church building. This is one of the old churches of sodomy. It’s now abandoned like this, but now I’m in charge! Awesome, isn’t it?”

“Amazing.”

It was Milione who was frowning.

Is there something you don’t like?

I can’t believe there’s a guy who looks so displeased even though he received a church as a gift.

If the thing next to me was Psyche “It would be such a wonderful gift! Let’s quickly clean it up, make it clean, and decorate it with things!” He would have loved it.

It was a time when I missed Psyche.

Sze-.

I picked up the broom and put it in Milione’s hand and said,

“ character. Now, let’s clean up.”

“Let’s clean this? All this trash?”

“Yes. This small and insignificant church will be the starting point for preaching the gospel to sodomy and throughout the kingdom. Aren’t you really looking forward to it? Now do you see how great my gift is?”

September 21, year 12 of the Arud calendar.

Today is truly a day worth celebrating.

“… … .”

Instead of answering, Milione threw the broom in her hand everywhere.

It was truly a very cheap act.

This was largely Archbishop Archibald’s fault.

How much does Archibald Medici cost? If you had a daughter, would you hate cleaning?

Cleaning is a basic skill in housework.

“I don’t clean!”

“Anyway.”

Sze-.

I cleaned the floor with a broom and ruffled the cobwebs, regardless of whether Milione was complaining or irritated.

Swish swish swish-.

“Oops, there’s a big piece of trash here. It looks like a human.”

“I’m really dying!”

Milion clenched his fists, as if he was angry about being hit by me.

The guy immediately snatched the broom away from me.

“Okay! Can we clean it together? ”

Ssuk seu-.

With that feeling, we cleaned the old church building together.

From breakfast until the afternoon after lunch.

Just sweeping the floor, taking out the trash, and removing the graffiti from the wall with a mop made it look much neater.

Now all that’s left is to repair the broken windows and bring in some furniture to create a decent church.

“How about it? This old and shabby church has changed beyond recognition just by cleaning it like this, right? People are like churches. Everyone has a chance to change.”

“… … .”

Milione did not respond to my story.

If it were Psyche, she would have responded by saying, “This is indeed the right story!”.

But in fact, comparing Psyche and Milione was harsh to Milione.

Even if I were to bring all the women in the world, there would inevitably be flaws compared to Psyche.

I can’t believe I married Psyche like that.

I am truly a very blessed person.

It was time to think about that.

Jeopuk, Jeopuk, Jeopuk-.

Rumble-.

About five men came into our church.

They had very dirty and rough faces, and it was clear that they were believers who came because they wanted to become saints!

“Welcome! The Church of Sodomy welcomes you!”

Has the rumor already spread that there is a devout priest in this sodomy church?

We didn’t even promote it!

Just as the Magi came to Mary after seeing the stars before the Lord was born, it seems that people like these Magi came to me before the beginning of the church.

“You guys! Who got permission to come here and do this?”

“These guys! Are they from the church?”

“The church guys still haven’t withdrawn from this sodomy?”

But something was strange.

The men held bats in their hands and showed a fierce force as if they were about to swing them at any moment.

“What does that mean? Whose permission did you get? I, Hyde, am a priest dispatched directly from the Holy See of Barakhan. Whose permission do you think I need to repair and clean up the church?”

I was right.

This church was abandoned on land owned by the Barakhan Archdiocese.

And in this sodomy, I was the only priest from the Holy See.

In that case, it meant that I should naturally take charge of this church.

But the men looked at each other’s faces and burst into laughter.

“Look at what this guy is saying! All the buildings and property in this sodomy belong to us, Viscount Copps… ! Occupying and cleaning private land at will… !”

“Get the fuck out of here!”

Boom, boom, boom.

Kwasik-.

Clink-!

The men now started swinging bats and destroying the church I had worked so hard to clean.

It got worse than before I cleaned it, and it started throwing up dirt I don’t know where it came from, and it had a very disgusting smell.

I was very angry.

You’re ruining what I worked hard for all day like this?

“Do you guys know who I am? Can you really afford it? It’s not too late now. Please apologize to me and clean up again!”

“How do you know who you are? You look like someone who can’t last even three days in this sodomy! Do you guys know who I am? Huh?”

Soon, one of the men with a shiny bald head pulled out a dagger and approached us.

“I am Ballhead, the Viscount’s representative. Now I see there is a pretty pretty girl! Since you are in this building, you must obey my orders as the representative of Viscount Coffs. Now, come here pretty!”

Sze-.

A bald ballhead reaching out.

Milione grabbed the guy’s hand and twisted it.

Crunch-.

“Gaaa! my hand! My hand!”

Is it possible for a human arm to be broken and twisted that easily?

The agents of Viscount Copps seemed to notice each other, and then ran off without even looking back.

They really looked like little people.

“What on earth was that?”

I was heartbroken when I saw the inside of the church that had changed so horribly.

I guess I’ll have to stay up all night to clean.

When Milione thought that, he clicked his tongue.

“I thought I would be like this. This sodomy is a city that neither the church nor the United Kingdom have taken control of. The ruler of this place is Viscount Coffs, who is called “Viscount Corpse.” It’s far from church or piety.”

I also knew something about “Viscount Corpse.”

I heard you have a hobby of collecting people’s corpses?

He was a man of whom rumors were heard that he bought the bodies of famous people for a certain amount of money.

“I guess I have to go and argue.”

The upper water must be clear for the lower water to be clear.

There are many stories in the Bible about prophets and prophets stopping by corrupt castles or cities to scold their leaders and make them repent.

I was told that I could do that and that I should do that.

“Let’s go!”

I urged Milione.

Of course, I didn’t have high expectations.

I thought he would grunt or fall out, but surprisingly, Milione followed me obediently.

Growl-.

When I listened closely, I noticed that it was making a growling sound like a motorcycle engine, which meant that it had entered a state of ‘serious anger’.

He’s angry even though he’s not wearing Ra’s’ mask.

Anyway, he seemed angry that other people ruined the place he worked so hard to clean!

# # #

“Is this the Viscount’s mansion?”

Sodomy.

This was a city run by its own political system, independent of the kingdom and religious denomination.

Viscount Coffs, who could be called the lord of this city, lived in a more luxurious mansion than expected, and it was a well-kept mansion unlike the streets that smelt of all kinds of trash.

Sze-.

As I entered the mansion, women who looked like prostitutes holding gombangdae in their hands looked at me with drowsy expressions.

Soon a blonde woman wearing an eyepatch approached me and asked.

“Are you a guest who came to see the Viscount? My name is Ultima, the head maid in charge of this mansion.”

“I am Hyde, a bronze priest. Please take me to Viscount Coffs!”

Sze-.

The one-eyed head maid who identified herself as Ultima slowly looked at Milione next to me.

And then he finally nodded and headed somewhere.

There, sitting on the balcony, was a man playing chess alone.

Playing chess alone?

As I slowly looked at him, wondering what he was doing, I noticed that he had deep dark circles, his cheeks were so bony that you could see cheekbones, and his hair was dull and dark in color.

It literally looked like a corpse.

That would mean that this man is none other than “Viscount Corpse” Coffs Baltimere.

“I am─.”

“Shh. This is an important moment!”

What is important?

I sat opposite him and moved my pieces to promote the pawn to a bishop.

Coffs Baltimore saw that and was astonished.

“Promoting a pawn as a bishop rather than a queen or at least a knight! Am I out of my mind?”

“Viscount Coffs. Are you really sane? Do you have the spirit to play chess in front of an important guest like me?”

“Okay. okay. Don’t be angry. Let’s see. Is this the priest who decided to introduce a new maid? The maid I brought in this time is of quite good quality!”

Sze-.

Viscount Coffs stood up and looked at Milione.

Did he think Milione was a new maid?

“What? Maid?”

Milione frowns.

I spoke first out of anxiety that Milione would rip off Copps’ head.

“We are not here to introduce the maid. The lady who is here is the daughter of Archibald Medici, and I am Hyde, the bronze tablet priest of Barakhan, the youngest doctor of theology, and the author of the world’s most famous work, “The Village of the Back Alley Nymphs.””

Gugit-.

Viscount Coffs frowned at my introduction.

He looked at me and asked again.

“Who?”

“Do you not know me?”

You don’t know me, Hyde, the hottest celebrity in the kingdom.

Does this person not even read the newspaper?

“Do I need to know you? I mean I’m exhausted every day dealing with what’s going on in this damn city of sodomy! hey! Ultima! I told you not to bring guests without my permission!”

A screaming corpse.

A one-eyed maid appears in front of him and says, “Sorry. There must have been a mistake. The Viscount lowered his head and said, “#◦” and the Viscount unfastened his belt and beat the maid.

Clap, clap-!

“Oh! evil! Sorry!”

“You mean bitch! What are you wearing your eyes for? Yes you bitch!”

What am I seeing right now?

Sze-.

I thought the first thing to do was to stop Viscount Corpse’s arms.

“You must not hit people.”

“Are you interfering with my corporal punishment?”

“How dare you interfere with the Viscount’s corporal punishment!”

Even though the Viscount was like that, Ultima, the maid who was being beaten, also got angry at me.

I couldn’t help but think it was pointless to have any further conversation with them.

“Viscount Coffs. I won’t talk too much. Repent and dedicate this city to the Lord. And invite the priests and treat them as special guests!”

In particular, it would be good for you to treat me with the greatest respect.

I am a prophet sent by the Lord.

However, Viscount Copps glanced at me with the eyes of a drug addict.

“Why me?”

“Because I am a prophet of the Lord Elohim. If you do not follow my instructions and treat me poorly, you will be severely punished!”

“Puhahaha-! Ultima! Did you hear? If you treat me poorly, you will be punished! Me!”

“I heard. It’s a very stupid story.”

what?

fool?

How dare you treat me like an idiot!

As I was drowning my anger in my heart, Viscount Coffs spoke.

“A prophet of the Lord Elohim. In this city. There are more than ten people who say they are the returned savior. Do you think I will be afraid of the prophets of Elohim now?”

Was this exactly how Moses felt when faced with Pharaoh who did not listen to God’s warning?

Even though I warned them that they would be punished from heaven, they did not listen.

I still said, just in case.

“Are you really not going to obey me?”

“Hey. A young priest. I think you’ve made a name for yourself out there. It’s no use here. This is a place where both the church and the kingdom have given up. I am the god of this city! Heavenly punishment falling on me? It’s funny. I am the one who inflicts heavenly punishment!”

You say you are God.

He was a very arrogant and stupid person.

Sze-.

I pointed my index finger at him.

“From today, your dreams may become more violent.”