episode_0099

“Who dares to invade this sacred place!”

If a moment ago it had been a slightly wary voice, now it was filled with clear hostility.

He instantly circulated magical power throughout his body, preparing to deal with any situation that arose.

A repetitive, rhythmic clanking sound echoed throughout the building.

They stood back to back and looked around, tense up their bodies to the max.

How much time has passed like that?

A single, giant figure emerged from the darkness.

But the moment I saw that sight.

I couldn’t help but stare blankly, giving up the thought of rushing in.

The person who approached us also stared at me with an expression of bewilderment, just like I did.

“……you are!”

“Huh?…”

It’s one horse.

A white body, silver mane, and long horns sprouting from its head.

At the same time, the one who got me dubbed ‘Ada’s God’ in the school newspaper at the beginning of the semester.

It was a unicorn.

***

“Elsia, you piece of shit.”

“You fucking bitch, Kamp!! Why are you telling me the yard and acting like a bastard!!”

“Sorry Elsia? Are you in your right mind?”

“Humans are so uncivilized. They still don’t use such superior units.”

“……I should have said that……I’m sorry.”

“Please everyone follow me.”

It was a problem that was expected from the moment Elsia gave the coordinates.

The Academy’s gate uses the metric system, but Elsia insists on the elven yard-pound system, which is why this disaster happened.

Unlike the confident Elsia, only the escort Elfman apologized to us in a flustered manner.

While the escort elf apologizes, let’s turn our attention to Elsia.

“……Actually I don’t want to go, but I’ll go as late as possible.”

Elsia was muttering something with a sad expression.

I was wondering what was going on, so I asked.

“Elsia? Are you okay?”

“……It’s okay!”

Elsia quickly erased her expression and answered.

Since he was acting confidently as if nothing had happened, I didn’t ask him any further questions.

Meanwhile, due to the difference in coordinates, we arrived at none other than the sanctuary of unicorns.

[Didn’t the elves tell the yard before that the unicorns would come to the academy?]

‘It hurts my heart to think about it again.’

And now.

We were following the guidance of the unicorn we had met a little while ago.

“Shinwoo, you don’t seem that surprised?”

“People expected this in the previous comments.”

“There’s no such thing as metric here! Aren’t you mad? It’s obvious that everyone loves the yard-pound system!”

“I’m so dumbfounded that I can’t even get angry.”

“Stop being a jerk, please.”

“Please come this way.”

Fortunately, there were no virgins among us, so the unicorn was not running wild and was guiding us gently.

In the meantime, Peace spoke to me.

[Wasn’t the original unicorns’ words written in square brackets?]

‘Since Peace has already taken the square brackets, I should give you different ones.’

[ah…]

As we followed the unicorn around, a giant door appeared before our eyes.

The unicorn standing in front of the door made its horn shine and then put it into what looked like a keyhole.

As the horns were fully inserted, the huge door began to open quietly on both sides without making a sound.

Hyeji, who saw that, opened her eyes and asked the unicorn.

“Oh, what’s the principle behind this?”

“Virgin, this is a door that can only be opened by activating a non-virgin slayer.”

“……haha…I see.”

The unicorn answered Hyeji calmly.

Of course, Hyeji looked at him with displeased eyes after hearing the answer.

As the door opened fully, I followed the unicorn’s guidance and entered.

Inside, there were numerous unicorns, and in the distance, there was a giant unicorn that was larger than the others.

As soon as the Great Unicorn saw me, he started to run towards us in tears.

“Oh!!!! My King!”

“Oh, shit.”

Suddenly, all the shitty memories started coming back to me vividly.

But didn’t they say that shit comes in waves?

Hearing the words of the Great Unicorn, all the unicorns turned their gaze to me.

“The King has returned!”

“O King! Save us!”

“He’s just a king! He’s a god!”

“God of Sympathy!”

Most of the group, except me, seemed to be welcomed by the unicorns.

Hyeji, Jeong A-yeon, and the escort elf were like that.

However, the unicorns all looked at Elsia with slightly reluctant eyes.

I was curious about the sight, so I tried to ask Elsia, but Elsia struck first.

“Sir! Don’t misunderstand! I’m a virgin!”

“…But why do all the unicorns look at me like that?”

“Hah! What a fool! How dare you try to fool the king with your tongue!”

A unicorn groaned, breathing heavily.

Then another unicorn came towards me and said,

“Your Majesty, that elf is indeed a virgin. However.”

“Just?”

“Better than a virgin, but an old woman who evolved into darkness from a virgin-”

The unicorn’s words did not end.

Because Elsia suddenly appeared next to me and broke the neck of the unicorn that was talking to me.

The unicorn did not die, but it fell into a trance, foaming at the mouth, unable to utter a single word.

“Oh my! I was going to whisper, but I guess you’re already sleepy!”

“……Elsia, didn’t you clearly tell me you were 89 years old?”

Then, there was a unicorn that looked at Elsia with a dumbfounded expression.

“89 years old? That crazy bitch has no conscience at all! At least three figures-”

“Shut up.”

Elsia was quietly humming as she deeply stabbed the unicorn’s head with her knee.

This time, Unicorn also fell into a deep sleep, unable to defeat Suma due to Elsia’s clean hit.

Then Elsia looked at me with a big smile on her face and her head tilted strangely.

“Sir, how old am I?”

“……89 years old.”

“Then how old will you be next year?”

“90 years old.”

But instead of saying that it was the right answer, Elsia tilted her head even more strangely.

Elsia’s mouth opened again.

“This is your last chance. How old will I be next year?”

“……89 years old?”

“That’s correct!”

Some of the unicorns were very upset by Elsia’s answer and were gasping for breath.

But as the numbers rose above their heads one by one, they began to lower their heads with gloomy expressions.

Probably, he was executed by Elsia in the future before the regression.

[Censorship is just as bad as China’s.]

‘That old maid’s conscience is really ruined.’

At that moment, Elsia suddenly appeared before my eyes.

Elsia’s fist seemed to bend like a snake, and then in an instant, she delivered a clean body blow to my side.

It has been said that a surprise attack is the most effective attack.

It worked when I did it, and it worked when I was targeted.

“……This one really hurt a lot.”

“Before I could even think, my hand instinctively went out!”

“It seemed to me that Shinwoo did something wrong.”

“I think so too.”

These were heroines whose intuition was getting better and better.

While I was catching my breath, the great unicorn, who had been away for a moment, was moving a giant chair with the other unicorns.

Handles on both sides. A large horn on the back that shows off its presence.

Pure white, just like the horns. Despite having no pattern, it exudes a subtle, antique charm.

It was a throne.

At that moment, the Great Unicorn looked at me and said.

“Your Majesty, please sit down.”

“What is this?”

“This is the ‘Throne of Sympathy’ made by gathering our horns for the king.”

According to the Great Unicorn, since it was made from a unicorn’s horn, if an unqualified person sits on it, it will cause great or small discomfort.

After hearing that, Hyeji and Jeong Ayeon sat down first.

The two sat for a moment, then stood up with a somewhat subtle expression on their faces.

“What do you think?”

“There’s nothing wrong with it, but something feels vaguely uncomfortable.”

“I felt the same way too.”

“Sir! I’ll sit down too!”

As Elsia placed her hand on the throne to sit down, the area suddenly turned a slightly yellowish color.

If you look closely, it might not be noticeable, but the throne itself was so pure white that everyone could see it.

Seeing that sight, the Great Unicorn let out a sigh of admiration.

“Discoloration! That’s something that only the ‘Ancient Spinster’, the primitive and ancient spinsters among spinsters, can do-”

“Oh my! The deadline is weird! Let me help you!”

“no!!!!!”

Elsia interrupted the Unicorn’s words and created a butterfly, grinding the discolored parts like a blender.

The Great Unicorn screamed as it tried to stop Elsia, but the surrounding unicorns desperately tried to stop it.

“Stop!!! How long have I been struggling to get that perfect shape!!!”

“You have to be patient, Unicorn! This time, the representative to welcome the World Tree is a real crazy bitch!!”

“The throne of compassion can be rebuilt! But you only have one life!”

Due to Elsia’s emergency response, the perfectly symmetrical Throne of Sympathy was left with an asymmetrical appearance with one side being too much.

The Unicorn spoke to me with a more gloomy look than before.

“Your Majesty, please sit down.”

“Okay.”

He slowly sat down on the throne of sympathy, receiving the gaze of all the unicorns.

The moment I sat down completely, a soft silver light began to spread from the throne.

Seeing that sight, all the unicorns cheered in unison.

「「「「「Your Majesty!!!!!」」」」」

Meanwhile, as soon as I sat down on the chair, all the strength left my body and I felt a bit empty, and I started to think about my self.

That’s the problem that came from sitting on the throne of sympathy.

Yes, that’s right.

It was wise time.