episode_0095

As soon as I saw the spider, I got angry.

“No.”

No matter how much I like sex, a spider bigger than a human is out of the question. It would have been possible for a beauty with a slim upper body like Arachne, but it was really impossible for a living spider.

-Keee

A spider with tentacles instead of legs roared, and the tentacles on its shell twitched. The egg case was bulging, as if it was about to lay baby spiders, and a bright light emanated from a hole that I couldn’t tell if it was an eye or a maw.

The hole was big enough to fit my forearm through. If you want to put a dick in there, you have to be a giant, not a human.

Could that be the reproductive organs of a tentacle spider? Suddenly, I remembered the fisting play I saw on Earth.

A play where you stick your fist into a woman’s vagina and shake it. I didn’t like it because it looked too much like a snake, but it’s different if it’s a tentacle spider with large holes to begin with.

What would it feel like to stick your fist in there and shake it? Just imagining it gave me chills.

“Gwangma. I believe it is not what she thinks.”

“John! Remember your oath! You swore!”

“…I really don’t. That’s impossible.”

If you put a fist in it instead of a dick, it’s not sex, so you can make an excuse. You have to dig into that hole and land the final blow.

“Well. Since it looks so disgusting, you don’t have to worry.”

flinch

Lulu, who was watching from behind the transparent curtain, became depressed.

Isn’t it cute…?

“Mmm. Lulu has a different perspective from the main woman. It is truly brave of you to speak honestly about your feelings. Lulu will be a good minion.”

lol. So isn’t it cute?

“In a way, it’s cute.”

Lulu’s expression brightened. Cheonsol gave a thumbs up, saying he did well.

I was a little embarrassed because it wasn’t an empty remark. If you look closely, doesn’t it look cute? The color is pretty too. The light coming from the hole is also dreamy.

[The raid lasts for 1 hour.]

[If you fail to subdue a tentacle spider, your ranking is calculated by counting the time you endured.]

[If the tentacle spider is successful, the time taken is tallied to calculate the ranking.]

[You will be given 10 minutes to prepare.]

[Deploy minions and items to defeat the tentacle spiders for 10 minutes!]

Clap clap

Sophia clapped her hands. When I brought my hands together in the middle, the breasts were pressed and swung.

“Guys. Let’s plan a plan. Fortunately, the tentacle spider is a monster I know. It appears often in newbie raids.”

“You just have to trust Sophia.”

“Okay then! Just trust me!”

Sophia loudly patted her chest. Looking at the way her fists are popping out, I can see that Sophia’s breasts are in excellent condition today.

“There are three patterns to watch out for. Hundreds of baby spiders are launched from the egg case in the exact center of the shell. A pattern in which the tentacles are stretched out in an instant and swung like a whip. Finally, a laser beam fired from a planar hole.”

“Is a laser coming out of that hole?”

“Yes. So, if possible, don’t face that face. The interval between condensation and firing is short, but the range is wide, making it difficult to avoid even the most agile minions. It says so in the strategy.”

“In that case, I will take charge of the side and the rear, not the front.”

He grabbed his spear and proudly declared.

“It is not water and the speed decreases.”

“I don’t know what will happen if she gets hit directly by the beam because her body isn’t strong.”

“Ranran will fight with mom too!

“In the end, I have to tank.”

It was an unavoidable fate once he had awakened as a paladin. No matter which game you play, you use a paladin with self-heal as a tank.

“No? All four move to the rear and aim for the flanks. Tentacle spiders have many legs, right? Agile and easy to change location.”

“Master. Don’t spiders shoot webs?”

“Ah! You didn’t explain that! Use tentacles instead of spider webs! Can you see that on the shell? It splits like a spider web and captures its prey alive!”

“Then you just have to be careful of the tentacles and beams.”

“Be careful when shooting baby spiders! Tentacle spiders have grass properties, so they plant seeds in baby spiders and fire them, right? When bitten, the seed burrows inside and sucks out the nutrients!”

“This is a spider that plants parasitic plants. I understand.”

“You are not an easy opponent.”

“Naa hates grass. It shouldn’t be right.”

“Master! Question!”

Ranran raised his hand.

“Are tentacle spiders delicious? What?”

“I don’t know…”

“My wife searched the bulletin board and found that it was delicious. They say it’s a delicacy.”

“Hey!”

Ranran’s fighting spirit burned.

“Let’s catch it quickly!”

“Yes, yes. If they come together, they will all be caught in the beam, so spread them out appropriately. yes. The raid starts now?”

“Yes my road!”

“Where else did Gwangma learn something strange…”

[The raid begins.]

-Keeee!!

As soon as it started, the spider raised its front paws and roared. Dozens of tentacles hidden beneath the body were bent like whips.

Sheaeak

As soon as I lowered my head to avoid it, a shiver ran down my spine. I gave up trying to keep my balance and rolled on the floor, and the tentacles grabbed the air.

The wind caused by that small act of grabbing blew my hair. The sensation of a tentacle grazing the back of my neck remained.

Thanks to the Diamond Buddha, there was no pain at all. He quickly got up and warned.

“Everyone be careful! The tentacles bend in an unexpected direction!”

“John is right! The tentacle spider is a level 3 monster! Assume that you are several times stronger than the enemies you have faced so far!”

kids. Since it was a raid, the engineering team members checked what to do.

“Let go of this!!”

Cheonsol and Ranran, who are agile warriors, were able to dodge it well, but Naa, who was slow due to her racial characteristics, was unable to avoid the tentacles.

The tail was caught by the tentacles, so the spear was stuck in the ground and they were struggling. Anyway, that tail is really strong. The scales hold up well without being damaged.

“Get better! I’ll help you!”

“Ranran! Since the main woman has a blade, I will cut off the tentacles! Ranran, hit the spider’s body!”

“Yes!”

Ranran, who listened to her mother well, ran to the spider. The spider turned its body and looked at Ranran.

How dare you ignore your father and target your daughter?

“I’m going too!”

He grabbed his sword and charged. The spider waved a few tentacles, but they were already visible.

Not just anyone can become a fighting game expert. You must know all of the character’s skills and tricks and be good at psychological warfare.

However, if your fuselage skills are at their peak, the above elements may be slightly lacking. I am a skilled person who reaches the top of the rankings no matter which fighting game I play.

All three elements were not missing. Among them, moving body vision was the best. The sense that Sangtae Chang specified as a talent identified the tentacle’s trajectory.

Identify the loopholes in the tentacles that fill the front. Taking into account the fact that it had been bent at an impossible angle earlier, I found the path.

Take off a layer of clothing and strengthen your body with divine power. I took a step through the tentacles.

Sheaeaeak

-Keeeh?

Tentacles split the air in vain. The spider that was keeping Ranran in check turned around in surprise.

A coveted hole was located in the front. Particles of light gather together. Sophia screamed.

“John! Damage!”

Just as I was trying to avoid it. I found a wriggling tentacle five steps away. Unless you were an idiot, you could have expected to get kicked by it while dodging the beam.

“Gwangma! It’s dangerous!”

“Gwangma!”

“Johaan!”

The women also screamed. I don’t know why they’re already doing this when no one has even died. He proudly glared at the spider and took off his pants.

Even though he was wearing only his underwear, a warm, majestic divine power enveloped his entire body. Because I wasn’t completely naked, I wasn’t able to use it at 100%, but the naked armor that created synergy with the Diamond Bull Ingot was cast.

“It’s okay, so I’ll eat the spider…”

Suwaaa

The spider’s laser beam was on target. This was my second experience with being hit by a beam, but I couldn’t get used to it at all.

It feels like your body hair is burning off first and pain is felt in every single cell of your body. Although he has grown a lot compared to when he fought the robot, the opponent is not a level 1 minion, but a level 3 elite monster.

‘Self-healing.’

I lost feeling in my arm, so I memorized self-healing. The moment I endured the pain and tried to move forward, I realized that my leg was gone and memorized self-healing.

If I had become a martial artist instead of a damn paladin, I would have avoided it by using mystical footwork. SeongBakki had no choice but to endure, trusting only in his body and healing.

How long did it last? I heard Ranran’s voice.

“Don’t bother Gwangma! Ranran punches!”

[Ranran casts the buff ‘Cheer up, Dad.’]

My muscles twitched. It has long since melted away into a black beam. Perhaps because it is a common item, it is not always available in situations where it is needed.

Feeling the need to create something new, I took a step forward. And then he stretched his fist forward.

“Fire… Punch…”

Il-kwon split the beam. As I chanted self-healing, my burned retina recovered and I could see.

“It’s a spider! You will pay for killing my daughter’s father!”

“Take the Spear of Justice.”

“Cheonsolgak!”

Cheonsol cut off the spider’s tentacles. Naa took advantage of the missing tentacle and stabbed the spider in the side.

Ranran hit the spider’s head. My head tilted downward and the beam disappeared.

“Self-healing.”

After fully recovering, I moved forward again. The engineering team member cheered when he saw me.

The head of the engineering department must live up to the expectations of the engineering team members. He clenched his fists and declared.

“I… will be a tank…”

“Ugh. You were worried for no reason.”

Cheonsol sighed.