episode_0093

General Park, who works under the BJ name ‘General’, is a YouTuber and BJ who debuted for the 7th year. The content we are focusing on includes mukbang, nightbang, and the relatively recently added hunting.

Oh, of course, hunting doesn’t mean going into a dungeon and killing monsters or going into the mountains and fighting wild animals.

The motto of his life was, ‘Let’s live a life that is extravagant but not messy,’ and for someone who has lived with that attitude his whole life, the two acts mentioned above were extremely dangerous.

Therefore, what he hunted were ‘people’, not monsters or animals. More accurately, should I say he is a criminal?

Unscrupulous delivery drivers who say time is money and break traffic laws without even blinking were his prey.

There was a reason why he sat down on the roof of a small building near an intersection in Seoul, which is known to have a huge floating population.

It wasn’t long after he started creating ‘hunting’ content that he had no tips or know-how, so he had no choice but to take risks that didn’t go with his motto, but now he’s figured out how to ‘hunt’ without getting caught by ‘prey.’ Because it’s been a long time.

The method is none other than sniping the prey in a place where the prey can never be found.

In the past, the camera performance of cell phones was so poor that it was virtually impossible, but the cell phones coming out these days, especially the highest priced lines called hunter phones, have camera performance that is as good as any professional camera.

If you zoom in like this on an object that looks like a miniature due to the distance…

“Okay, that guy got caught again, right?”

These days, phones are capable of clearly displaying even the license plate number, which must be photographed in order to file a report.

[Wow, it’s a violation of a red light and driving in reverse haha]

[ㄹㅇ Breaking the law like breathing]

[Is this… a security powerhouse?]

[Ah haha, even if you have to pay a fine, it would be beneficial to deliver at least one more item during that time~]

Is it because the delivery fee has recently risen again?

The firepower of the chat window was considerable today.

However, the general felt rather inadequate. That’s because even in the early days, the number of views exploded every time a video was uploaded, and this ‘hunting’ content, which used to create a huge buzz, was also slowly declining.

Of course, it was still a piece of content that could not be easily given up because it still had a decent number of views.

Of course, that is an undeniable fact, but his goal was to make a living from this until his 70th year since his debut. What was needed for that was alchemy content that would generate a steady number of views without a downward trend.

‘Should I force myself to create something like a favorite soccer team? However, the trend is still hunters…’

It must have been a moment when he was mumbling this to himself and looking for his next prey.

The cell phone I was using for hunting and the cell phone I was using for filming and broadcasting vibrated at the same time. The loud siren sound was a bonus.

“Ah… When I receive a text message, the broadcast is cut off…!”

By the way, why is this a disaster text message all of a sudden? Did at least the zebra escape again? In that case, it might not be a bad idea to film tracking content as if it were a special feature…

With that thought in mind, I must have been checking the contents of the text message that arrived.

ㅡA dungeon creation reaction has been detected in OO-gu, so if you are near XX-dong or OO-dong and discover a dungeon, please do not approach it hastily and report it.

Something unusual caught my eye.

The area written in the text was where he was now.

‘It’s a dungeon… should I look for it…?’

It didn’t seem that bad.

Not only does it fit the image that has been built through hunting content, but there are few Koreans who are not interested in hunters and dungeons. If the dungeon has just been created, there will be a long time left until the break, so there won’t be any danger as long as you don’t enter it directly.

And what’s more… doesn’t he have about a thousand viewers?

With their help, you will be able to find the dungeon faster than anyone else.

“Oh my, sorry, brothers! Were you surprised by the sudden explosion? Suddenly, a disaster text message came…”

[Ah, the broadcast suddenly cut off, so I thought someone was ganging up like last time;;]

[Disaster text messages are inevitable~]

[But is it suddenly a distant disaster message?]

Everyone must have been waiting for the broadcast to resume, so as soon as they turned it off and on, the chat window started popping up. Fortunately, the viewer’s reaction was not bad at all.

“Ah, well… Actually, a dungeon was created near here. So I think today’s hunting should end here.”

[If it’s a dungeon that was just created, wouldn’t it be okay?]

[ㄹㅇ It takes a long time for the brakes to go off anyway]

[Still don’t know this shit? The general may be big, but he’s actually a fucking idiot~]

[Scareless (not good with people)]

[Jjolbo special) I’m good with people]

“Child, when did I hit someone… Anyway! Today’s hunting will end here.”

[Damn, I need to educate my daughter by bombarding her with bills]

[Are you going to go home and turn on the broadcast? Am I holding my breath and waiting?]

[Nirba~ Jangba~]

Perhaps because he thought it was an indulgent comment, he glanced at the chat window where matching chats were beginning to pour in, and then a puzzled expression appeared on his face. Pretending to scratch the back of my head was a bonus.

“Yes? Is it self-indulgence? You never said you would indulge yourself?”

[?]

[???]

“They say a dungeon has opened around here. Should I, as a guardian of the public interest, remain silent?”

It must have been at the moment when he said that and added with a grin that he would be searching for dungeons from now on.

[I guess there’s no need to go looking for it?]

[Uh…what is that]

[Never look back]

Incomprehensible chats flooded the chat window. The moment I looked back with a slight frown, what caught my eye was the sight of a crack forming in the air in real time, as if someone was hitting it with a hammer or something.

‘More, dungeon…!’

I was planning to start looking for it now, but I never thought it would open right in front of me like this.

Is it because I was embarrassed? My hands were shaking slightly, but it didn’t matter. Thanks to the anti-shake function, the video itself will be clear without any shaking.

The moment I succeeded in capturing the scene of the dungeon opening on video, I was instinctively convinced. If I do this well, it will get a lot of views for the first time in a long time.

What should the video title be?

If anything, I hope it’s a title that attracts a lot of aggro…

[Oh shit, this is my first time seeing a dungeon open in real time]

[It’s amazing]

[But why is the color like that? Is it originally that color?]

[? Is that so? Aren’t dungeons originally blue?]

[It’s blue. There was a dungeon open near my house, so I passed by and saw it]

[But why is that red?]

“Well, isn’t it a special dungeon or something?”

I never thought I would experience something like this in my lifetime, so I felt a bit dazed and amazed, so I stared blankly at the bright red thing in the distance…

[Thank you for donating 100 moon balloons from the General Love Group]

hey!!!!! General!!!!!!! Run away quickly!!!!!!! If you’re there, you’re screwed!!!!!!!

“Oh my, thank you for your support, brother- Yes? Run away?”

[Thank you General Meng for donating 10 moon balloons]

Information) When the brake goes off, the color of the dungeon entrance changes from blue to red.

“Ah, it looks like you guessed what you said in advance in some group chat room, but I won’t fool you. In common sense, how can a dungeon that was just opened break the brakes?”

From the looks of it, it looks like he’s trying to fish because he wants to make people look confused and don’t know what to do… If that’s the case, they should at least make something up.

At this point, even if I wanted to pretend that I was deceived, I couldn’t because it would feel contrived.

It must have been a moment when I clicked my tongue without being noticed.

What was shaking like a haze spewed out something gray-white.

“···Huh?”

It was at that moment that the chat window exploded.

[??????]

[Det?]

[Isn’t that a monster?]

[Fuck the general, this bastard is really fucked up, that’s a giant bat]

[Hey, hey, hey, don’t rush and quickly get inside the building or wherever!!!! That bastard is a delinquent and extremely stubborn, so once he gets caught, he’ll be the one to chase you!!!]

I don’t remember much of what happened after that.

It wasn’t because I was so shocked that I fainted, but because it passed so quickly.

A guy who came out of a dungeon, looked like a gargoyle from an old RPG game, spread his wings and started to fly, but then an unidentified hooded man appeared from somewhere and cut off his wings.

Then, he stood in front of the dungeon entrance and started cutting down the guys that came out of there as if it were some kind of rhythm game.

And that too… while swinging a sword wrapped in blue light like a lightsaber.

No more, no less, the moment he saw it, the general, who had imitated a Jedi in his youth, had an intuition.

Gulp~

‘Fuck, I found it…’

My lifetime pension.