episode_0092

Research Student Human Rights Promotion Act.

Commonly known as the Kim Shin-woo Act.

This can be seen as a major milestone in the history of the academy, as it drastically improved the treatment of research students.

Of course, for professors, it’s similar to cutting the carotid artery.

However, this is a story from a slightly distant future.

This is not a story about right now.

Let’s go back in time and return to the Academy’s point of view.

This is the point in time after the mouth has just started to develop.

***

Was Hyeji’s declaration of being the true heroine so effective?

The mouth itself progressed so quickly that it was questionable whether this was even possible.

However, the moment my name was included, I started getting attention from all the professors.

Of course, in a bad way.

From the beginning, I didn’t get along well with most of the professors.

Honestly, I don’t know the specific reason.

[Hasn’t more than half of the professors shaved their heads all over you!!!]

‘Who would sneak into the student cafeteria like that?’

It is a serious crime to look down on the student cafeteria when there is also a professor cafeteria.

When a delicious menu item is sold out or there is a shortage of food in the student cafeteria, it is usually because of the professor.

Sometimes, researchers have no money and go as far as digging up grass roots to eat.

I cannot tolerate the behavior of a dog who greases his stomach in the student cafeteria while leaving his research students alone.

‘There’s nothing else to miss, you motherfuckers.’

[I have nothing to say since you said it like that.]

Here, the enactment of the Kim Shin-woo Act put a stop to the ill-feeling between me and the professor.

It was only natural that the relationship between me and my professors would become more deteriorating.

One day, after class, while I was walking to the restaurant with others, Professor Pil-Yong came to see me.

And Professor Pil-Yong, who immediately grabbed me by the collar as soon as he saw me.

“Krrr…”

“Hyeji, wait.”

A critical situation.

Professor Phil Yong started yelling at me with the veins in his neck rising.

“You! You! You little punk! How dare you repay kindness with enmity!”

“You wrote a good thesis thanks to me, so why are you suddenly doing this?”

“And how dare you sell my brother’s name, not someone else’s!”

“It was agreed with Cheonma-nim. He said he paid a reasonable price.”

[Didn’t Ryu Kang-hyeok pay the price?]

‘That’s none of my business.’

As Professor Pil-Yong’s mood became increasingly tense, the rest of the group also began to confront him, their expressions losing their composure.

Professor Pil-Yong stared at me and shouted at me, seemingly unaware of that.

It must have been obvious that he had lost his mind.

“Do you think you’ll be okay after doing this?”

“If you keep doing this, I’ll plant your head and pull it out again.”

[…What kind of crazy idea is it to plant hair on a bald person and then pull it out?]

‘You have to lose something precious to realize its value.’

Professor Phil Yong’s face turned very pale and the hand holding his collar was shaking with strength.

But I kept my mouth shut and didn’t attack anymore.

Because I was a real jerk.

Instead, he chose to let go of her collar roughly and turn around, grumbling.

However, on his way back, Professor Phil Yong stepped on a puddle of rainwater and fell forward in an ugly manner.

There was a fairly loud noise, and Professor Pil-Yong seemed to have fainted for a moment, as he did not move.

We looked at Professor Pil-Yong who had passed out.

The head, including the face, is covered in dirty water, with the head turned inside out.

No matter what I did, it seemed like it wouldn’t happen easily.

Seeing that, Elsia placed a black plant that looked like seaweed on Professor Pil-Yong’s head.

“Elsia, what is that?”

“This is a weed that only grows in our elven forest.”

“Kampya, why are you planting a plant on your head?”

“Sister Hyeji, you’re really ignorant. Your brain is as weak as your heart.”

“Grrr…”

Elsia was horrified at Hyeji’s appearance.

Elsia then urgently asks me for help.

“Sir! Save me!”

“Confucius! Stop!”

“Hyeji, wait.”

Elsia, who was hiding behind me, trembled, then carefully stepped forward when Hyeji stopped threatening her.

And then he started talking confidently as if nothing had happened.

“This is a plant that has recently become popular among people with hair loss.”

“Why? If I put it on my head, it becomes hair?”

“Yes! Of course!”

‘What, what did you say…’

[This is innovation.]

Then Hyeji regained her senses and asked Elsia a question.

Looks like you were quite curious.

“Kamp, what on earth is the principle?”

“After the roots are planted in the hair follicle, they eat all the nutrients that go to the hair and grow grass that looks like hair!”

If you just listen up to here, it’s really amazing stuff.

If it weren’t for Elsia’s explanation that followed.

“Just burn the most splendid moment of your life and then collapse a few days later.”

“…….Isn’t that hope torture?”

“I’m going to live my whole life with hair loss anyway, so I’ll go all out in one go!”

“Are you saying that Elsia Sojourner’s coin goes to hell in one go?”

“Don’t worry! It’ll be up soon!”

Elsia is not intimidated at all by Jeong Ah-yeon’s words.

I sometimes wondered if the way he spoke with such confidence was really making him rise.

[Do you really believe it will go up?]

‘……Fuck.’

Then we returned to the original topic.

Why did you put seaweed on Professor Pil-Yong’s head?

“But why did you put it on Professor Pil-Yong’s head?”

“I’m going to be bald my whole life, so I want to make you feel rich just once!”

“……I don’t think that’s an idea that would come from a normal way of thinking.”

“After a long time, I agree with your opinion, Jeong Ah-yeon.”

“Oh, Shinwoo! Look at that! It’s taking root!”

Before she knew it, the plant that Elsia had placed on Professor Pil-Yong’s head was taking root on his head.

According to Elsia, plants will soon grow and act as hair.

But even though it’s been quite some time since I’ve been watching.

Once the plant was rooted, there was no further change.

Not at all.

“Hey, Kampf? Isn’t that defective?”

“No! I’ll look at it again!”

Elsia examined the plant above Professor Phil Yong’s head.

Then suddenly Elsia’s hands started shaking.

“There are no roots?”

Yes, that’s right.

Professor Phil Yong’s head is already a wasteland itself.

It was a barren land for the hair system, without even hair roots, let alone nutrients.

Elsia, with an expression that said she had seen something she shouldn’t have seen, roughly tore up the plant on top of Professor Phil Yong’s head and threw it into the flower bed.

Because of this, Professor Phil Yong’s head was dirty with rainwater and dirt.

When the plant was pulled out, Professor Pil-Yong had tears in his eyes even though he had fainted, as it felt similar to having his hair pulled out.

I felt sorry for him when I saw that, so I took out a tissue and approached Professor Pil-Yong.

And after just wiping Professor Pil-Yong’s head shiny, I went on my way.

[It’s such a shame!!!!]

‘It was a shame that Professor Phil Yong’s identity was buried.’

We went our separate ways again.

The last thing I heard was Professor Pil-Yong’s crying.

***

“Shinwoo, did I ask you to move your mouth too quickly?”

“No, good job. Thank you.”

“Certainly, Confucius’s actions were truly right.”

“Someone had to do it.”

“However, the restraint seems very severe.”

As Jeong Ah-yeon said, there were countless complaints from professors.

Or suddenly hit your shoulder hard and leave.

Throw the trash can at me and tell me to clean it up.

Or, you drop something you were holding and walk away.

“Shinwoo, how many people should I bring as an example?”

“…..Please don’t do that because I feel like I’ll really die if you do it.”

Once again, it was Hyeji the Mad Dog who started to get into gear.

There are no bad dogs in the world.

The only problem is the owner.

So that means if I hold the leash, there’s no problem.

Then, out of nowhere, Hyeji bit my arm hard.

“……Why are you suddenly like this again.”

“I think the owner is the problem.”

“……”

In the meantime, someone passed by and hit my shoulder hard.

‘I really want to get behind these motherfuckers.’

[No matter what, you must endure it.]

Should I just endure it like Peace said?

I decided to talk to my inner self.

‘I can tolerate Mini Shinwoo, right? But I can’t tolerate Mega Shinwoo.’

[Your rage gauge is full every fucking moment!]

Compared to the professors’ actions, my very cute revenge began.

In the case of a professor who hit my shoulder hard.

“Oh my god, I’m falling over!”

“Kyaaah! I’m flying away!!”

I pretended to fall, grabbed the professor’s clothes, and threw them far away.

Of course he wouldn’t have died.

If you die like this, you can’t be called a professor in this novel.

Occasionally, Elsia would pickpocket the professor who had hit me.

“Hey!! Kamp, are you crazy???”

“Oh my! My husband has received the settlement money.”

“Elsia, no matter what, you can’t steal.”

“……Okay, I’ll give it back to you.”

As Elsia slumped and made a gloomy expression, I hit the purse she was holding and threw it to the ground.

“Huh? Who threw away their wallet?”

“Honey! I love you!!!”

“……At least say that to my face and not my wallet, bitch.”

“Don’t worry! I’m always watching your face!”

Or when the professor throws a trash can at me and tells me to clean it up.

‘We have to take good care of our newbies.’

[…You are not stagnant water, you are just stagnant garbage.]

I put a piece of trash and a cockroach in the professor’s pocket.

Of course, the cockroach is alive.

Nowadays, it’s common for web novels to have a pet.

At first glance, Hyeji and Jeong Ayeon offered to help me.

“Shinwoo, I’ll help you too.”

“Confucius, I will help you too.”

“Really? Okay, take it.”

I gave them each a cockroach.

As the cockroaches squirmed and moved busily up their arms, their expressions began to decay rapidly.

“You little shit, are you crazy?”

“Confucius, are you back?”

[Are you crazy?]

‘Isn’t this it?’

I started asking Hyeji and Jeong Ayeon urgent questions.

“… Weren’t you going to help me put my sleeves on?”

“She was planning on helping me clean up the trash!!”

“Huh? There’s burning trash right in front of me right now?”

“…….Hyeji? People should be classified as incombustible trash.”

“From today onwards, you are burning trash. I decided so.”

After a bit of a mishap, neither of them helped me anymore.

Finally, when professors hit something I was holding and it fell off.

“Tenno Heika Banzai!!!!!”

“Keeek!!!”

“Oh my god!! What the heck is this goral!!!”

He ordered his Gorani platoon to launch a Banzai attack whenever the professor was holding something important.

The gorals also gave it high marks, saying it felt better than being hit by a car.

High satisfaction rating of 4.8 out of 5 stars.

The reason why it was reduced by 0.2 is.

“Tsk…”

“Keeek!!!”

Because of Elsia trying to collect meat from the stunned goral after its banzai attack.

This time, Elsia’s escort elf also joined us.

The rating was slightly lowered because the player immediately tried to catch the goral if it appeared to be fainting even a little.

Anyway, the professors’ restraint was more tolerable than I thought.

[……You seem to be worse than me.]

‘Then why are you attacking Top?’