episode_0091
by fnovelpia091
I think I heard it once. How to appease a man.
I think my student, who was a woman, probably told me this. Because I was drunk, I don’t know who the source was.
Because men are more honest about their desires than any other animal. No matter how angry he is, if a pretty woman lets him touch her breasts, he will let go of his anger on the spot.
I thought it was ridiculous. That certainly seems to be correct.
After all, I was also a man. More honest about his desires than anyone else.
“Ah, Alina, what are you doing now… .”
A heavy lump of fat sits on top of the head. This was possible because Alina was taller than most men.
No, maybe it’s just because I’m small. Anyway, there are probably many reasons why my head feels heavy right now.
“Erin. Have you calmed down now?
“… Yes.”
“Okay, that’s good. I tried it just in case. I never thought I would really let go of my anger.”
“Where on earth do you learn this stuff? ?”
“Ehehe. Last time, I subscribed to a magazine. There are 100 ways to charm a man… . It really works!”
This is ridiculous. It’s not that this really worked, but the fact that I finally let go of my anger over something like this.
“That’s right. It really works.”
“Ha, Dean… . No. I couldn’t understand what that bitch was saying. Because his face was so distorted… . I tried it and it really worked, so I’m glad I did!”
I sighed deeply. A smile is drawn on my lips. I turned around and looked at Alina.
“Thank you. My faith was almost broken.”
“Thank you! This is what a wife should do.”
“… Wife?”
At that time, Anna, whose entire body was covered in charcoal, came running towards me with scary eyes.
“Anyone wants to be a wife, a wife!”
“Huh? ah. It’s Anna. But why are you speaking informally? .”
“Hey! We’d probably be the same age anyway. What kind of polite expression are you looking for?”
Anna was outspoken. The height difference between the two is almost one head. When they were next to each other, they looked like sisters with a large age difference.
Of course, Anna is the one with big fat lumps. Although I won’t kneel down. Still, it’s really brave of him to say something like that to Alina, who looks like she’s about to do something.
“So you’re saying I can also speak informally?”
“Uh, did you do it?”
“… Our Anna has a pretty face, but her words are a bit harsh. I think it will be popular with men.”
“What?”
“No. Because I just said it. Don’t take it to heart too much. But why are you angry at me?”
It came out! Alina’s signature battle of wits!
Even though the monsters are attacking and killing them, these two seem to be planning on arguing. It looks like you have no time to take care of your pride right now.
‘For now, the situation is at least okay… . ‘Is it okay?’
The small and large reptiles that filled the sky suddenly disappeared. Is it because the king died?
The number of monsters gradually decreased. The floor is full of corpses… . There are several monsters and dead soldiers lying around. As expected, the damage seems to have been serious here as well.
“You just said something strange.”
“Huh? What did I say?”
“Hey, you. Are you thinking of fooling me? You just said you were Erin’s wife. How dare you say something stupid like that? It’s not even funny.”
“Uhmmm.”
Anna shot Alina straight and clear. The voice is very loud. And the pronunciation was also very accurate. If you don’t listen closely, you’ll be compared to our fat girl who can’t hear what she’s saying properly.
To a third party, it looked like Anna was unilaterally hurting Alina. But I know… . When I fought with Carly. The sight of him not once being pushed away by the person with that harsh look, but turning around and attacking him.
“It’s Anna. But you seem so strange.”
“Is it as strange as you walking around without friends? Who is watching who… .”
“No, no. As far as I know, no. You are popular. is not it? Why are you trying to marry Erin? Strange… . It’s so strange that a pretty girl like you is hanging on.”
Anna’s eyes grew as big as the full moon in the sky.
“What? I’m asking because I don’t know that!”
“No, that’s strange. All you have to do is just pick him and date him. How can you mess with a man who already owns something? It’s not like you. Anna.”
“What, what, what are you talking about!”
Alina’s speaking style has its own characteristics. First, put the other person in a high regard and pretend to praise them. Turn it over and throw it away.
It’s a creepy, gloomy way of speaking that makes the listener realize it 3 seconds later… . As expected, there was a reason why it looked like that.
“But Erin… . You gave me sympathy? He likes my butt more than anything in the world.”
“Profit! An obvious lie… !”
“It’s true! Ah, but you had to see it. The sight of Erin being crushed under me and crying and giving me sympathy.”
no. Why are sparks flying at me? I was dumbfounded. I tried to take a slight step back. Alina’s hand immediately wrapped around my waist.
“Right?”
“No… . Even if you say that, I can’t say anything… .”
“Hey! Erin!”
Anna shot me a venomous look. I was startled and my body froze.
“Hey! You choose. Alina, dear. Or is it me?”
“No, even if I say that here… .”
“I wonder if it’s really true. You know that the ending is decided anyway, right? Isn’t that so? Erin.”
The alternative of death. The problem is which one you choose… . I’m sure it won’t end well,
‘If you choose Alina… . I’m scared because I don’t know what I’ll do later. ‘I’m scared because I can see what he’ll do if he chooses Anna!’
It’s a painful choice. I can see a terrible and painful path that someone with a soft body like me can never endure… .
I had to cover my head and endure the pain. It seems like my emotions are getting stronger today. I am… . I am!
“Oh my? Everyone gathered here.”
At that time, a very, very welcome voice came from behind.
As if I had accidentally found the voice of my lost sister. I turned my body and looked in that direction.
“But I think you’re telling an interesting story.”
The owner of the voice was none other than Rachel.
I hate to say this, but I hate it. I thought she was beautiful.
***
Professor Rachel still had a relaxed expression.
But her fellow professors were different. Everyone was exhausted, and each had a small wound.
“Hey, why are you laughing so hard?”
Her colleague, Kali Shiorn, muttered bluntly. I shook off the green bodily fluid from my hands and picked up a rock.
“Because an interesting debate is taking place.”
“What argument?”
“Ah, those young people over there dare to call themselves the wife of our master.”
“What?! That’s so fucking funny.”
Carly took the stance of a top-notch baseball player. He lifted his leg up and threw the rock he was holding in his hand.
[Grunt-!]
It was like a lance being thrown out with all its might by a knight on a horse. It pierced the skin of all monsters in its path, bounced off the floor, and shattered the head of an ogre who was chanting Hellfire.
Kali, who turned the tide of battle with a single attack, was bound to attract attention. Her beautiful face and amazing legs… . Everyone was hooked.
“Rachel! Do you have work today?”
“Huh? I don’t have one.”
“Then come and kill me.”
“I really… . I don’t want to show my scary side in front of you. You too, right? At that time, I didn’t even take off my eye patch.”
“Well, that’s right.”
These two women value face. The instinct that you cannot be broken in front of the person you love. Because it has taken control of his entire body, he cannot show his true skills even after death.
“Still, there are some obstructionists… .”
Rachel pulled Mana out. The true power of an 8th rank archmage.
“Ather.”
At that moment, Erin, who was an archmage, felt uplifted by the powerful magic spell.
‘That magic… . It would be dangerous if I, a past life person, were to receive it head-on.’
Space is distorted. The ignorant flow of mana tore it apart.
The monsters within the academy were torn to pieces. Like a balloon.
It exploded in the order closest to Rachel. Because the speed was so fast, it gave a fair death.
“Self. So what about our ladies? Now, should I talk to you? Who is the crony?”
“… .”
It’s tremendous power… . By what principle did that happen? Erin figured out the pattern and tried to make it her own. It hardly worked.
You wouldn’t know if you were attacked directly. In the end, he couldn’t interpret it.
Anna was so dumbfounded by that formidable power that she could not bear to prove out loud that she was the true wife. I felt like I was going to die if I did that.
Rachel, who read Anna’s expression and understood her state of mind in an instant, laughed. Well then. How can young bitches be upset when they see this?
however… .
“Is it me?”
Alina looks calm… . He tilted his head slightly to the side and muttered.
“What?”
Professor Rachel’s eyes for the first time.
It was distorted in a cruel way.
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