Chapter Index

    Unlike us, where the goddess and her minions move around in harmony, Chichi King was alone. It’s natural. It is rare for a minion to be kind enough to walk around with an ugly and smelly undead.

    -Crazy man and goddess… What’s going on here…

    An ugly undead god with several chunks of flesh attached to his skull spoke. The Lamiana spirits, who had never seen Chichi King, retreated as Ebni covered their noses.

    Sophia stepped forward confidently. Right next to me, Lulu was jumping up and down.

    “That’s what I have to say. Why is Chichi King here?”

    -Looking for a good minion…

    “How many planets do you have, so why bother looking for minions in the forest of minions?”

    Cheonsol and I nodded at the same time. Chichi King was not a poor god who needed to find a new servant here.

    During the battle, I was only able to play with six minions due to entry restrictions, but I also had more undead troops than that. The concept of each minion was also clear.

    “You are not such a weak god!”

    Sophia’s advice! The effect was minimal.

    -Do you have to be so tired to come to the forest… The more minions you have, the better… And… there is information that sexy newbies don’t know…

    Chichi King’s little remaining flesh wriggled and made a smiling expression.

    -If you ask me, I can tell you…?

    Blue flames bloomed from Chichi King’s eye sockets as he saw Lamia holding her nose behind him. The flame wavered like a wind lamp.

    -no…? Lamia… why…

    “Aha.”

    Sophia grinned.

    It was a smile that a user who had chosen a fraudulent character in a gacha game without spending a lot of money would make just before performing the so-called biting act.

    “I heard that a rare minion is coming out. What should I do? I already caught Lamia!”

    -This… doesn’t make sense… Change your nickname to Bitic Newbie, not Sexy Newbie…

    Chichi King was trembling in anger. I was so angry that the flesh that had been clinging to my fingers fell off.

    -They say you can be a bitch and not a bad guy… It can’t be like this… Really… The universe is unfair… I’m satisfied with crazy humans and vampirs…

    Chichi King’s flame burned more fiercely when he saw Ranran, who had grown well, and Abni being escorted by a spirit.

    “Why are you looking at Ranran?”

    “Skeleton…”

    The kids were displeased. You can’t expose children to something bad for their mental health for too long.

    When I interrupted them, Lamia gave me an impressed look. Good thing I got the score first.

    Because you make a good first impression, even small actions like this earn you points.

    -The two daughters of a crazy human… One was an egg… and it hatched… The daughter who was a child is now fully grown…

    “Did you remember?”

    -Everyone who has seen such a scene remembers it…

    Chichi King felt aggrieved. The heartless guy tapped his ribs.

    -That fraudulent skill that revived the pleasure nerves of the undead… That skill that made the undead pregnant and laid eggs… How can we forget that unprecedented skill…

    “Yes? The undead laid an egg?”

    Lamia, who was in the back, looked at me in surprise. Before I could reply, Chichi King swung his arm.

    -what. Is it a battle?

    Then Lulu’s mother, Chacha, was summoned. Although it didn’t come with a ghost horse, it was still beautiful.

    If possible, I’d like to see the eyes covered by the helmet. I feel a little sad because I only know my mother’s status.

    Plump plump!

    Lulu jumped in place when she saw her real mother. Chacha’s mouth drew a soft curve when she saw Lulu while assessing her surroundings.

    -My child. for a moment. Are you saying that if there are children, there are also crazy people?

    -That’s right… it’s over there…

    -Crazy man!

    Chacha looked at me and gritted his teeth. I don’t know why I hate you so much.

    “Raanlaanaa. Why does that death knight hate Johanan?”

    “I don’t know? Isn’t it because she’s Lulu’s mother and she’s never shown it?”

    “Me too…”

    “Do you want to see Evenderol sometimes too? surely. No matter how much she acts as a mother, she cannot help the attraction of her flesh and blood.”

    I understand because I listened to the women’s conversation.

    “I’m sorry Chacha. I should have posted a picture of Lulu in the minion community. From now on, I will regularly post my parenting diary.”

    -A truly crazy person. So it’s not that I don’t like it. No, that’s why I hate it, but have you forgotten what you did to me?

    “What are you doing? We had a good time.”

    Chacha was truly dumbfounded.

    -I only remember being raped.

    “Gangaan? Yohaan raped Death Knight?”

    “That’s right! Ranran was born that way too!”

    “It’s wild. It’s cool.”

    -???

    I found out about Lamia’s fetish. I heard you had a rape fetish. The North Wind and the Sun, if they attacked by just using impregnation, they would have taken over.

    Sooner or later, Lulu will have a younger sibling. Let’s punish the slave spirit with a question mark on its head by returning to the God Realm.

    Knock knock!!

    Lulu got angry after being left unattended. A baby that hasn’t hatched yet should not be stressed. He picked it up and held it out to Chacha.

    “Anyway, he’s our kid. Hug me once.”

    -I don’t like crazy people, but I don’t hate my child either. I actually like it. Of course I will hug you.

    Chacha accepted Lulu with a grunt. I got the impression that the eyes covered by the helmet were smiling.

    -Your name is Lulu?

    Knock knock!

    -It’s really amazing. After becoming a Death Knight, I gave up hope of succeeding generations, but now I have a child. Lulu. You are more precious than you think. the day you were born Chi-Chi King’s minions have all talked about you.

    Grrrr!

    The sight created by the beautiful Death Knight and the jewel-like egg was so noble. Everyone was so moved that they forgot what to say.

    -Is that so… It happened…

    Except Chi Chi King. Sophia glared at the undead god who broke the mood.

    “Because you have no sense, you wander around the forest alone without any minions.”

    -What do you mean… Why do I have to take out a minion when I’m walking through the forest… I’m more comfortable alone…

    “What are you talking about? It’s more fun to take a walk together, right?”

    Is this a debate between a talented goddess and an ungodly undead? Since our personalities are different, it is a topic that will forever draw parallel lines.

    I have to take care of it little by little. Still, unlike Evrande, whom I had seen and talked to several times, she was my child’s mother whom I had no contact with, so I had to take this opportunity to talk to her.

    “Chacha. First, tell me your community nickname. That way, you will have a way to contact them even if you are separated.”

    -The news is dark because he is a crazy person. The letter function is unlocked when the regular season begins.

    “But real-time conversation is impossible. It is possible in the community.”

    -That’s right… Letters are a means of communicating with non-minions. My community nickname is Dena.

    “I am Carverwall.”

    -…

    Chacha distanced himself from me. upset.

    -I wondered what kind of crazy bastard would talk like that on a bulletin board. but. Is there anyone else like that other than you? If there is, it will be a cosmic disaster.

    Knock knock!

    Lulu defended me. As expected, the only person I can trust is my daughter.

    -really? I’m serious? A crazy person is such a good father?

    brrrr

    – Let’s not do that and live with mom. I have a lot of undead uncles and aunts. how is it?

    Okay…just

    -My dad is good, my sisters are good, Cheonsol is kind, and the goddess has big breasts and I like the feeling of being held, so I can’t go?

    It was time to be impressed, but I had doubts. Is Lulu a boy? Since only girls have been born so far, it is time for a boy to emerge.

    But I wish it was a woman. I wish my son didn’t come out at all. I like my daughter.

    “Lulu. That’s how you thought of the original girl…”

    “Ranran is a good sister!”

    “Me too…”

    “Mmm. Good things are good, right?”

    The women, except Sophia, were impressed. Chacha hugged Lulu tightly, as if she felt regretful.

    -It’s a shame. Do you need to grow up healthy?

    Grrr!!

    Lulu’s shell vibrated loudly. The gem on the surface cracked, and several pieces of amethyst fell to the floor.

    Chacha was startled and grabbed Lulu.

    -what. what? Is Lulu dead? hey! Crazy human! Try it!

    “Calm down.”

    Chacha doesn’t know this because he’s undead. I took Lulu and placed it on the floor.

    “Al is the world. Lulu, who is about to be born, must destroy a world.”

    -What… bullshit…

    The stupid undead Chichi King muttered as if it were absurd, but Chacha, who was as good at understanding as she was beautiful, looked at Lulu with deep emotion.

    -Born now?

    “Yes.”

    “I want to see Ranran too!”

    “Like this…”

    “Abni was born like this too. Can’t you see clearly? My wife will hug me.”

    “I’ve seen many eggs hatch. Okay, I want to see you too.”

    Everyone waited for Lulu to hatch. Lulu’s shell cracked, rising and falling again and again, until a hole finally opened.

    My heart pounded. What kind of child will be born? It’s the child of an undead and a human. What is a race?

    Kwasik

    “Coming out!”

    Sophia shouted excitedly as she saw a white figure. Through the hole, a human skull appeared.

    “Uh…”

    It was so shocking that my brain stopped working. The child you waited so long for is a skeleton? I feel like my heart is being torn into a thousand pieces.

    “Gwangma! Come to your senses!”

    “Lulu is a skeleton…”

    Kwazijic.

    “John! hand! The hand came out!”

    A hand came out? When I looked at the hole, which was a little bigger than before, a child’s hand came out. The skull that shocked me tumbled to the floor.

    It wasn’t a skeleton! Of course you should!

    After the hand, the arm, and after the arm, the shoulder. Lastly, eyes resembling amethyst appeared.

    As soon as I saw his face, I let out a sigh of relief. I’m so glad. It’s a pretty girl.

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