episode_0086

The last time I received my reward for finding the president’s son, it was after all classes were over next Friday.

The lizard man called us over and handed each of us a thick white envelope.

An envelope of cash that was heavier than expected, perhaps because of the extra allowance for the interstitial pest arrest event.

At that moment, Elsia was right next to me like a ghost.

When I came to my senses, there was already pressure on me from next to me.

Although I didn’t reach out and try to take it myself.

The fact that he was standing right next to me with a bright smile gave me a subtle sense of burden.

Then Elsia hugged my arm and spoke in a hoarse voice.

“Sir! Do you trust me?”

“Not this time, you crazy bastard.”

No matter what, a person doesn’t experience the same thing three times.

Once you get hit, it’s a mistake

If you get hit twice, it’s a coincidence

But if it happens three times, it’s intentional.

[Hasn’t there been anyone who got bunkered three times in a row?]

‘……Oh my god, shit. I was supposed to upload this at 22:22.’

‘……Oh my god, shit. I was supposed to upload this at 22:22.’

[…Why are you saying this twice?]

‘I think that’s what I should do.’

The physical pressure of the ultimate softness that Elsia applies to my arm.

At the same time, Elsia’s gentle psychological pressure on my mind.

I felt like my mind was going numb.

To escape from the two types of pressure that continued, I slowly pulled my hand away and quickly ran to the store.

It seemed like Elsia was showing a regretful expression, but I tried to ignore it and went to the store.

[The pressure is no joke.]

‘Wow, I thought I was going crazy.’

The store owner started to frown as he watched me hurriedly come in.

I guess he remembered that I couldn’t use my card last time.

“What is it?”

“Bring me some alcohol.”

“We don’t accept credit card debt, so get out, you little beggar.”

The store owner looked at me and growled.

It was a howling that sounded very threatening.

There is nothing wrong with me now.

He threw an envelope of cash at the store owner’s face.

Laughing as vilely as possible.

“Bring it all to alcohol.”

“You are a guest! Okay! ”

A normal person would feel bad if something was thrown at their face, even if it was an envelope of money.

But the store owner is a money-crazy bastard.

Commonly known as Donmisae.

A human version of Mr. Krabs, who would ask if this was the Krusty Krab if SpongeBob saw him.

The shop owner smelled the faint scent of money from beyond the envelope and immediately prepared to welcome the customer.

“Is this enough?

“Bring me more!”

“Okay! Okay! ”

“No, bring them all!!!”

“I will accept it!!”

A store owner who currently sells all the alcohol in the store.

The store clerk is calculating frantically.

The store owner suddenly took out some alcohol and started offering it to me.

“Customer! This is a discontinued drink, but please try it!”

“Put it in.”

Until all my cash was replaced with alcohol.

It didn’t take that long.

[That’s a lot of cash, isn’t it a waste to exchange it all for alcohol?]

‘I think if I keep it, it will fall back to Elsia.’

[……Buy that too. You have to get rid of the change.]

A rare piece that agrees with my thoughts.

Anyway, I followed Peace’s advice and even bought small bottles of soju and packs of soju.

So as not to leave a single penny behind.

I asked for everything I bought to be delivered to the dormitory and leisurely returned there.

As soon as I got back to the dorm, I invited everyone to a group chat and sent them a message.

Me: [Everyone worked hard last time, do you want to have a simple company dinner? I bought the drinks, so please just bring some food.]

[I like it! Then I’ll buy some meat, vegetables, and ssamjang for the rest of us to grill!]

Tools [Okay, let’s go to Shinwoo’s room. Each of you prepare your own.]

[No matter what, everyone has something to do on the weekend, so wouldn’t drinking be a bit difficult?]

Let’s gather [without Jeong Ah-yeon]

Champi [I was wrong! Please include the real woman too! Please don’t just ignore the real woman!]

Me [If you know, buy it right away. See you in an hour.]

It ends with writing the dormitory room number in the group chat and posting it as an announcement.

Finally, the alcohol I had ordered delivered earlier arrived, so I started putting it in the fridge.

The alcohol that didn’t fit in the refrigerator was hidden in the closet.

The reason for hiding it in the closet is simple.

I doubt that would happen, but it couldn’t hurt to be prepared for any unexpected intruders.

For example, Elsia. Or the noblewoman. Or the kanpra.

It may seem a bit biased towards one person.

right.

It’s true that it’s biased.

Of course, Elsia wouldn’t just take it, but it wouldn’t be bad to prepare for it.

[It’s hard dealing with a child with a big appetite.]

‘But it seems like he’s holding back.’

Then suddenly Peace started to get excited.

[You! Come to think of it, isn’t this inviting only three heroines to the men’s room!]

‘Do you think there will be a sweet and pink development in this novel?’

[……It looks like a slimy okonomiyaki development will occur due to the evil spirit.]

‘Should I remove the harem tag?’

But a serious problem awaited me that would blow away such trivial worries.

***

“Hey you bastards…”

This moment when everyone is gathered in my dorm.

Of course, I thought something exciting would happen with one man and three women.

But when we each took out the meat and vegetables we had decided to buy.

My heart started pounding in a different way.

okay.

My pulse started to quicken with anger.

I prayed that the sight before my eyes was just a dream.

“Why did all three of you come carrying only a bundle of grass?”

Everyone must have prepared individually, but as if they had made a peach garden oath, only the vegetables came out at the same time on the same day.

The only conscience is that they are of different types.

Lettuce for 4 people.

Perilla leaves for 4 people.

Peppers for 4 people.

In the meantime, there is no kimchi.

Ssamjang? Garlic?

I wish there was.

I can’t help but get angry.

Everyone started to look away and glance at me like they were a dog that had been in an accident.

“Let me hear the reason. First, Elsia.”

“Yes! My lord! Elves love the forest, so they couldn’t prepare meat that would take their life!”

“If you had chicken, you’d tear off both chicken legs.”

“Even the wings are eaten!”

I looked back at the rest of the group with a heavy heart.

“Hyeji and Jeong Ayeon. Why you?”

“……Vegetables are better for breast growth than meat.”

“……To reach the peak, vegetables are better than meat.”

“You both realize that this is bullshit right now, right?”

[I bet you got paid a lot of money…]

‘You little shits, you’re really talking about how expensive meat is.’

I wanted to buy it, but I already spent all my money, so that option was out of the question.

At that moment, looking into their eyes, I could see a hint of resentment in their eyes, wanting to eat meat but not wanting to spend their own money.

That can’t be happening.

I want to eat meat.

“Hey, hurry up and buy me something.”

Sir! I already spent the rest of my money on coins, so I want to buy meat, but it’s too bad! ”

“Hey! You Kamp!!”

Elsia’s preemptive strike.

He lay down and said he couldn’t buy it because he didn’t have money.

Then, Hyeji and Jeong Ayeon also immediately started to lie down.

“Me, I also used it all up to buy Fengyu-hwan!”

“I also spent all my money on buying Cheonma-nim’s goods.”

‘Please don’t be so annoying.’

[Crazy bitches.]

Then all of a sudden these crazy bitches who couldn’t even do their job started turning their knives on me.

“But sir! If you were going to invite me, you should have prepared at least some simple food! Inviting me without food is wrong!”

“We were wrong, but isn’t it also a problem that you bought too much alcohol without restraint?”

“I agree with you. In the first place, it is regrettable that you cannot make a healthy body with food, but only have alcohol that weakens your mind.”

‘These kids? You guys are back in business.’

[How about you moving to another novel like this body?]

‘Is that all I need to do to get the 4-drone regret obsession?’

But fuck, if I back out, it’ll just feel like I’m losing.

You dare to beat me?

That is absolutely unacceptable.

“Actually, I’m fine with just vegetables! I don’t necessarily need meat.”

I immediately changed my attitude, took out one of the vegetables the heroines had brought, and started munching on it.

“If you still want to eat meat, I won’t stop you. If you buy some, I can share one or two with you.”

“Oh my! I’m an elf so I don’t crave meat! Well, if you really want to eat it, I won’t stop you!”

“I don’t like meat either! Vegetables are enough! Do you really need meat?”

“I, I find meat disgusting! Just looking at it makes my teeth chatter!”

The heroines who instantly turned vegan as soon as they saw me.

And then, with an expression of no problem, they each picked up some vegetables and started chewing them.

‘Those bitches.’

[Are you the only one who will do it…]

At some point, the presence or absence of meat became unimportant.

From now on, it’s a petty battle of pride.

If you lose here, it is basic to bow your head and apologize.

In the worst case scenario, you end up buying meat with a miserable feeling of defeat.

“Now that I look at it, it looks like we’re all vegans, so let’s have a drink with this!”

“Oh my! Elves are vegan from the moment they are born!”

“If you’re Korean, your ancestors only ate mugwort and garlic, right? That’s enough for us too.”

“I originally grew up in Shaolin.”

No matter what, it was hard work to chew vegetables while drinking a glass of alcohol.

But you can’t buy meat.

I threw out the bait, trying to suggest a compromise.

“But wouldn’t it be boring if you just eat like this? Do you want to grill it?”

“Oh my! Sir! This is a fashion vegan!”

“Shinwoo, if it’s hard, tell me. We can all understand.”

“Heh, even Confucius still has a long way to go.”

Yeah, let’s hit it.

Let’s go as far as we can.

“Of course I’m joking!!! The glass is empty! Let’s have a drink quickly!!”

We clinked our glasses once again.