episode_0082
by fnovelpia[Ahn Minseo: Not answering calls or texts.]
[Ahn Minseo: Who do you think you are? lol]
[Ahn Minseo: Are you telling me to never see you again? lol]
[Ahn Minseo: This is your final warning.]
[Ahn Minseo: I let it slide on the weekend, but if you don’t show up on Monday, my sister will come find you.]
[Ahn Minseo: She’ll drag you back and lock you up in the punishment room.]
[Ahn Minseo: Reasons include chronic absence, disobeying the church’s instructions, disobeying the church’s teacher’s instructions, and repeated escape attempts.]
[Ahn Minseo: I clearly warned you.]
[Ahn Minseo: If you read it, you should respond.]
[Ahn Minseo: You’re ignoring me until the end, huh? lol]
I had a feeling Ahn Minseo was chuckling.
Not because it was funny, but because it was incredulous laughter.
[Ahn Minseo: Oh, while I was texting you,]
[Ahn Minseo: My sister came out after showering and drying her hair.]
[Ahn Minseo: She’s right next to me now.]
[Ahn Minseo: So when I told her you were ignoring me,]
[Ahn Minseo: She said if you don’t show up on Monday, choose between permanent eye removal and permanent tendon removal in your arms.]
[Ahn Minseo: They say even healers can’t recover you with elixirs if they use a special machine to extract it.]
[Ahn Minseo: I clearly told you last time that if you try to escape again, you’ll be taken to the punishment room.]
[Ahn Minseo: Or you can choose between having your genitals and testicles crushed with a steel compressor and healed with a treatment potion.]
[Ahn Minseo: Repeat the process of crushing and healing a thousand times.]
[Ahn Minseo: But they say after just ten times, you’ll go completely insane. lol]
[Ahn Minseo: I hope you choose tendon removal since you’re weak anyway.]
[Ahn Minseo: It’s better than going crazy from losing your mind.]
These crazy girls.
It seems like the sisters are planning to gang up on me.
Especially Ahn Seoyeon, who just came out of the shower…,
I could picture her standing there with a towel wrapped around her, frowning as she reads the conversation between Ahn Minseo and me.
And I imagine the sisters sitting side by side on the couch, discussing how to torment me through KakaoTalk.
[Ahn Minseo: And when you go to the punishment room,]
[Ahn Minseo: Like a course meal,]
[Ahn Minseo: You’ll experience electric shock, waterboarding, insect torture, finger torture, nail torture, salt torture, throat torture, deep-fried chicken, vacuum torture, etc.]
[Ahn Minseo: Anyway, you’ll go through the full punishment course set in the punishment room.]
[Ahn Minseo: By the way, they said to do the fire torture on you, not me. lol]
[Ahn Minseo: I guess it’s because I have fire abilities.]
[Ahn Minseo: Oh, and since you’re a guy, they said genital torture and sexual torture are mandatory.]
Genital and sexual torture.
Suddenly, chills ran down my spine, but my penis got erect.
Is it the effect of the Majol tutor? No, it can’t be, right?
It’s probably just the Majol tutor app installed in my body. Probably.
[Ahn Minseo: Just so you know, sexual torture starts from inserting a needle into your urethra,]
[Ahn Minseo: And gradually expands with pens, fingers, etc.]
[Ahn Minseo: They keep widening the hole.]
[Ahn Minseo: They say if you do this once, you won’t be able to pee or poop normally and will have to wear diapers for the rest of your life.]
[Ahn Minseo: But we’re not the ones doing this.]
[Ahn Minseo: It’s if you don’t show up on Monday.]
[Ahn Minseo: Don’t be scared in advance.]
[Ahn Minseo: Come on Monday.]
[Ahn Minseo: Hey, you keep reading but keep ignoring me. lol]
[Ahn Minseo: Just answer.]
What am I supposed to answer now?
It’s too late to respond.
Ah, you shouldn’t have looked.
Just because you looked.
[An Minseo: So don’t be scared]
[An Minseo: Don’t think about escaping the academy]
[An Minseo: Come find me and Seongdo on Monday]
[An Minseo: I’m in the student council and I already know Seongdo’s location]
[An Minseo: Make sure to come]
[An Minseo: Got it? lol]
[An Minseo: If you don’t come on Monday, I’ll be really mad lol]
[An Minseo: If you don’t come and I catch you, I’ll brand you as a sex slave with my flames lol]
[An Minseo: Unni will lock you up in a deep punishment cell]
‘…Uh, uh…, …I can’t go to the deep punishment cell…’
I should probably go see Seongdo at least once to make up some excuse…,
I should probably kneel and beg to both An Minseo and An Seoyeon…,
I should probably run to Seongdo and get my butt kicked…,
Due to various fears, I was becoming more and more anxious and uneasy.
Maybe I shouldn’t just run away from the academy like this.
Of course, in the game, if you run away recklessly, you’ll be caught in no time, as they say….
According to some random information I saw on the internet wiki, you’ll be caught in no time if you try to run away.
[An Minseo: Wait a minute]
[An Minseo: Because unni keeps nagging me]
[An Minseo: I told unni to say it herself]
[An Minseo: Unni wants to say something herself]
[An Seoyeon: I’m An Seoyeon.]
[An Seoyeon: I saw my sister chatting, so I asked to join too.]
[An Seoyeon: Just in case. If you’re thinking of leaving the academy, stop right now.]
[An Seoyeon: If you leave the academy, it’s beyond my control.]
[An Seoyeon: Especially since you’re a male volunteer, if you get caught.]
[An Seoyeon: Your arms and legs will be cut off, you’ll be installed as a human toilet in the school restroom, and you’ll have to eat poop and pee for the rest of your life.]
[An Seoyeon: Don’t you want to avoid that? So don’t think about running away from the academy.]
[An Seoyeon: Even if you run away, you’ll be caught soon.]
[An Seoyeon: If an academy deserter is caught, the entire academy will either kill or capture them, Dead or Alive style.]
[An Seoyeon: The person who catches you will receive additional credits, additional points officially reflected, scholarships, and rewards.]
[An Seoyeon: You can also receive early graduation advantages, so everyone’s eyes are lit up trying to catch you.]
[An Minseo: That’s why most people are betrayed and caught by their trusted colleagues or friends.]
[An Seoyeon: Even outside, the military and police will chase after you.]
[An Seoyeon: National Hunter Academy deserters are considered weapons themselves.]
[An Seoyeon: The entire country treats them as deserters or dangerous terrorists.]
[An Seoyeon: In military terms, it’s like ‘treating a deserter with a nuclear weapon.’]
Being treated like a deserter with a nuclear weapon?
Am I not a bit of an exception? I don’t even have any abilities….
But considering Kim Jina’s abilities, maybe it’s not such a far-fetched idea….
If Kim Jina goes crazy wielding her telekinesis and starts flying around in crowded civilian areas…,
A massive disaster is likely to occur.
Crowded places, especially on holidays like department stores, large supermarkets, or subway stations during rush hour…,
And Lee Jieun, being incredibly fast and able to handle a steel-cutting weapon, could be just as dangerous if she sets her mind to it,
Uh… it’s scary. I think I understand why they treat me like a deserter with a nuclear weapon.
[An Seoyeon: There’s even a bounty of a few billion won, like a spy, so even civilians will try to catch you.]
[ An Seo-yeon: The person who escaped from the academy and was caught was probably someone who entered through the regular selection process 8 years ago.]
[ An Seo-yeon: Did they reassure the couple who hid them, served them drinks, gave them sleeping pills, and then reported them to the authorities?]
[ An Seo-yeon: I heard that the grandmother received either 500 million or 1.5 billion.]
[ An Seo-yeon: From the perspective of ordinary civilians, a hunter deserter from the academy is like a walking lottery. Report them and receive a lottery.]
[ An Seo-yeon: So, if you escape from the academy, you immediately become a villain.]
“Me, becoming a villain? If I escape from the academy?”
Isn’t the title of villain too much for someone like me, a worthless person?
In the worst-case scenario, I tried to escape from the academy…
A special academy for adults.
Being treated as a villain for escaping from a slightly special university. Isn’t that too much… especially for someone like me.
[ Kim Do-jin: If I escape, will I become a villain?]
[ An Seo-yeon: Haha. Finally replying after ignoring me?]
[ An Seo-yeon: Min-seo, look at this. Didn’t I say I would reply like this? Pay up 5 million won. Yay~ I won 5 million won~]
[ An Seo-yeon: Ah~ My 20-year-old sister, who barely managed to save up her entire life’s savings of 5 million won from pocket money and scholarships.]
[ An Seo-yeon: Giving up on the new graphics card and computer this time.]
[ An Seo-yeon: Without a boyfriend, why are you trying to buy an expensive engagement ring that you can’t afford in the end?]
An Seo-yeon seems happy to have won the bet with her younger sister, but it seems like she teased Min-seo until her anger and sadness exploded.
[ An Seo-yeon: Oh. Our Min-seo is crying. Hey. It’s because of you. Our Min-seo is crying. Not because of me.]
[ An Seo-yeon: Anyway, it’s not because of me. It’s because you ignore Min-seo’s words and answer mine. It’s not my fault.]
After a while of no chat in the chat window,
Min-seo’s messages started to appear.
[ Min-seo: Ah, Kim Do-jin, you piece of trash.]
[ Min-seo: If I’m really not angry, then I’m easy.]
[ Min-seo: Damn, if you’re not going to do it, then don’t start, you bastard.]
[ Min-seo: Damn bastard.]
[ Min-seo: What kind of money is that?]
Oh, I couldn’t hold back and ended up sending a chat message.
Damn. Seems like I made a stupid mistake…
Min-seo kept cursing at me.
She chatted with curses for over an hour.
[ Min-seo: Ah, damn my 5 million won.]
[ Min-seo: Damn my entire life’s savings, you bastard.]
[ Min-seo: Ah, damn it.]
[ Min-seo: You damn bastard, just come on Monday.]
[ An Seo-yeon: Min-seo, will he really come if you do that?]
[ Min-seo: Hmph, I’m not mad.]
[ Min-seo: Take a picture of your genitals right now and post it here.]
[ Min-seo: If you post a dick pic]
[ Min-seo: Then I’ll forgive you.]
[ Min-seo: Hurry up and post it.]
[ Min-seo: Post it within 10 seconds.]
[ Min-seo: 10]
[ Min-seo: 9]
An Min-seo, who is estimated to have lost her entire life’s savings of 5 million won in the bet with her sister.
And from what An Seo-yeon is saying, it seems like 20-year-old Min-seo didn’t save up through part-time jobs.
Even though her life is short at 20, it seems like she saved up that 5 million won only with pocket money and scholarships.
If I think that I lost that 5 million won…
Hmm…, I would have been really pissed off.
No, why would I bet such money…
Did she firmly believe that I would ignore her words and only listen to mine?
Why did she trust me…
Thinking about how angry Min-seo must be for losing that money.
And as the countdown for Min-seo’s threat kept decreasing, I started to feel anxious.
Without realizing it, I took a picture of my genitals and posted it.
[ Min-seo: 6]
[ Min-seo: 5]
[ Kim Do-jin: Are you really not angry?]
Kim Dojin: 001a.jpg.
Minseo Ahn: Oh, okay.
Minseo Ahn: Well done.
Minseo Ahn: I should treat my daughter with this today.
Minseo Ahn: Make sure to come to me first on Monday.
Minseo Ahn: If you don’t come to me first,
Minseo Ahn: I will seriously kill you.
Minseo Ahn: My 5 million won, damn it.
Minseo Ahn: You must come to me first on Monday.
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