episode_0082

I was embarrassed.

It was nice to enter the Forest of Euryral, the forest of the elves.

The problem was next.

Of course, I didn’t know that the moment we entered the forest, the entire group would be scattered due to the barrier spread throughout the forest.

There was nothing like this before the cataclysm. When did it come about?

I was wandering around the forest for a while to find my companions.

-Hahaha!

A strangely laughing voice was heard.

I approached him wondering if he was a person.

The scene that unfolded there made me doubt my eyes.

‘A guy who looks ugly at first glance… is laughing while tearing off the clothes of a woman who looks like an elf?’

Do you need to worry about this?

We had to move quickly.

Since it is an elven forest, it may not be a high enough price if you can be easily seen by the elves.

You should be able to get directions at least.

I secretly went back.

Even though I wanted to move confidently from the front, I noticed movement pacing around the elf.

“Are they your companions? Or… I see that they are wearing the same armor. It’s a group.”

If so, there was nothing to be reluctant about.

Although I have not become indifferent to murder after practicing for two years, I have become somewhat accustomed to it.

Towards the countless villains and alley bosses I dealt with to get to this point.

“I’ll send my colleagues. So.. don’t feel lonely alone.”

If I could hear the voices of those in the sky, I could clearly see them sending loud curses at me.

So what? They already searched?

If you screwed up, you shouldn’t have died.

I retreated behind them, trying to keep their presence as low as possible.

My current strength is enough.

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[Name: Ryuk]

[Title: One who overcomes God]

[Occupation: Spreader of Love]

[Level: 146]

[HP: 8460] [MP: 15000]

[Fatigue 37]

Stats

STR: 320

DEX: 452

INT : 670

LUK: 589

Remaining stats: 102

skill

Beginner’s power. steal. Fireball. luck. A space of pleasure.

Cutting the darkness. Spirit of the four elements.

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If you just look at the stat numbers, it was definitely not level 146.

If you just look at the total stats, it was close to level 300.

It certainly wasn’t like this until 10 days ago.

‘Other people worked hard. Especially Ray and Arvin.’

Rosellnia and Limlim fell apart faster than expected.

I don’t think anyone would see it as crap.

Arvin expected it to some extent.

When I first experienced it, I didn’t know what to do, but now it was shaking its hips as if it was trying to eat me.

They didn’t stop there and even force-fed vitality potion into my mouth.

The most unexpected was Ray.

Although it is the lowest level among these. Maybe it’s because I invested all my stats into physical strength alone.

He endured until the end better than anyone else.

‘You are what you are today thanks to your own strength. so.’

I’m showing it here.

That I have become this strong.

If you cause trouble, your location will naturally become known, and everyone will gather here.

When I finished thinking, I took out the Shinigami Rod from my inventory.

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Name: Shinigami Lord.

Grade: Normal (growth type) [current 62.54%]

Description: A sword created by an alchemist out of lifelong love to create the world’s best weapon.

Ability: The more blood it contains, the stronger it becomes. +150

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For two years, I worked hard to grow by feeding him the blood of villains.

It only stopped at 62.

Because the level of the villains was low, their growth could have been slow.

The average level of the villains I fought was only around 110.

‘I’m just testing it out with these guys.’

I quickly eliminated the villain-looking guys around the elf.

Sigh!

Sigh!

Sigh!

One shot, one kill!

My fingertips were shaking from the cool and refreshing sensation of processing in one go.

“Okay, now that’s the last guy.”

He takes out all the guys hanging around and looks like the leader of them.

He approached the villain who was currently on the verge of harassing the elf and beheaded him.

Sigh-!

*

I’m embarrassed…

I definitely saved an elf in danger.

To give directions.

As expected, the elf gave directions.

“Over there..”

“Yes! God! Do you have any business to run?”

“Oh, no… I need to go to the bathroom…”

“Okay! I’ll be waiting here!”

The elf kept calling me God.

No matter how many times I said no, he didn’t even pretend to listen and pushed ahead with his thoughts.

I quickly got away from the elf and found the bathroom.

“That’s right… It was a forest here.”

There are restrooms in the forest all over the world, but not here.

With the idea of just wrapping it around a tree, I walked up to a tree that looked a little big and took off my pants.

All you have to do is aim and fire.

“God! If you have a problem, I will help you…”

“Mrs..”

Why would anything come out now?

I quickly tried to cover it with my hand.

‘shit! It’s too big for me and I can’t cover it with my hand!’

This was the first time I ended up in failure because I made the custom unnecessarily large.

I did say I was going to the bathroom.

If he was like this, he was a pervert who took off his pants.

“Hey, don’t look this way! Turn your head… no, go the other way!”

Ugh…

I felt a slight stinging sensation at the end, perhaps because I held back the urine just before it came out.

The moment you let your guard down for even a moment, a catastrophe occurs.

“That.. God. May I help you?”

“Help? No.. I’m in a hurry.. Can you just go?”

“If you’re in a hurry, I’d rather be more helpful!”

Are you crazy?

You said it’s urgent, so what do you want more help with?

Do elves need help peeing?

I didn’t know much about it because it wasn’t implemented in this way during the gaming days.

“No. I’ll just watch it alone. Humans don’t help like elves, so in this way.”

“Yes? Of course, elves also take care of their business, but other elves do not help.”

“…”

Then why?

“I just want to do my best to avoid any inconvenience to God!”

“No.. I am God.. Then listen to me..”

“Then I’ll catch you!”

Haha… I don’t know.

Now you know…

“Wait a minute.. what did you just say.. I will help you.. but I will catch you..”

The elf came up next to me and grabbed my breasts.

“Wow.. Wow! Then please excuse me!”

The moment the elf’s warm hand grabs my lamb.

The tension went away from my body.

The force that was exerting strong force was also released and urine came out naturally.

“It’s a shame…”

“There is nothing to worry about. That mouth is heavy!”

“Ah… right.”

I wasn’t worried about that.

Because I’m confident in my size anyway. Even if you tell someone else, they won’t believe you’re lying.

“Now guide me to Euryral.”

“Okay! Before that, my hands…”

Let the elf find a water source to wash his hands, listen and lower his posture.

I held back.

“That’s it. I have this.”

I said, gathering magical power in my hands.

“Water elemental.”

The magical energy emitted from the hand gathered in the air and a blue spirit appeared.

Water elementals (lesser classes) are small spirits the size of a palm.

Able to manipulate light water.

“Make me some water so I can wash my hands.”

The water elemental nodded at my words and created water in the air.

“Awesome! After all, God! Even those tricky spirits are being tamed! ah. I would like some water too!”

“..yeah.”

We washed our hands together and were finally able to move.

The elf talked without stopping throughout the move.

I’m losing my mind…

My head is dizzy.

“More than that.. what is your name..? This is.”

“Are you surprised? This is truly the proud city of the elves. This is the forest of Euryral!”

The elf spread his arms wide and spoke confidently.

‘I feel confident about this level.’

You shouldn’t think of Euryral in her gaming days.

Euryral, which on the outside appears to be a dense collection of old, wooden houses, is now.

It had become so colorful and beautiful that it could be called a forest festival.

I couldn’t keep my mouth shut as I saw the complete change in appearance.

“This is the result of our elves abandoning the old and developing in line with the new era!”

Even though it has developed, I had no idea that it would change so much in just 30 years.

Almost transformed from ruins to a new era…

Wait.. 30 years..?

no way..

I remember learning it from a book a long time ago.

The miracle of the Han River, which transformed rotten wastewater and created a new miracle in just a few decades…

No, an elf miracle had occurred here.

“Amazing..”

“Hehe! It is the pride of elves. of course! But that doesn’t mean we’ve abandoned the old! They say respect the old as it is! Growing in line with the new era! That is our current evolved elf. I’m a high elf!”

High elf… did you mean that?

I felt a sense of alienation as it was so different from the high elves in other games.

Still… they say they like it.

It wasn’t my place to say anything.

To the elves, I am an outsider.

“For now, I understand. I was supposed to meet my friends here… where should I go?”

“If that’s the case, I’ll guide you! This way first!”

I followed the elf into Euryral.

Numerous elves seen around.

The male to female ratio was the same, 1 to 1.

In other games, the ratio of female elves is much higher.

That’s a shame.

But why is it so eye-catching?

Numerous gazes flying from all around.

Am I, a human being, uncomfortable here?

“Over there. Are you getting too many stares from people around you?”

“You mean the gaze..? Ah… if that’s the case, there’s no need to worry! But just in case, you shouldn’t leave my side!”

What on earth are you talking about?

There’s no need to worry, so why do things happen that you don’t know about?

I’d like to ask because I’m curious.

“Okay..I understand.”

In the end, I didn’t ask.

Even if you ask, you won’t get the answer you want.

“But where are you going? It looks like it went quite far inside.”

“Ah.. It’s no big deal. It’s just… heading towards the World Tree.”

“Okay.. World Tree… Huh?”

World tree?

Isn’t that a place only royals can enter?

A group of people are gathered there?

“arrived. I’m the one who opens the door.”

“Yes! The princess has arrived!”

What the fuck did you just say?