episode_0081

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The wine that Kunat conjured with a mere gesture was a masterpiece not just in its aroma, but also in its taste.

I was a little hesitant, wondering if it was demon alcohol, but after tasting it, I realized it was from a famous wine-making family.

It was a precious wine that I sometimes received as a gift. Unlike expensive, unused wine with holy water added, this was a precious wine whose quality was a masterpiece in itself.

Kunat said she stole several barrels of this wine before the monsters appeared.

I repeatedly raised my glass with Kunat.

Having already emptied two large wine bottles, Kunat grabbed a bottle by the neck, blew into it, and refilled it with a third bottle of wine.

I don’t want to have a drinking party with a devil, but my heart couldn’t bear it without leaning on alcohol right now.

“I brought out the wine I was saving with such care, but why are you making such a face? You already have a fierce look about you,”

Kunat asked, sipping the wine.

I almost snapped back that it was because I was annoyed by the sight of you holding up your little finger while tilting your wine glass, but I stopped myself because it didn’t seem polite to the person who brought out the good wine.

“There are many things to worry about. Damn it, the world has been destroyed.”

“I doubt that’s all.”

“Why ask if you already know?”

“Because I want to hear it from your lips?”

“…”

“Don’t glare at me, it’s scary.”

“You said you’re insensitive to pain, so why are you afraid?”

“Because that’s how you react, and it makes you, the sadist, happier.”

“That won’t do. Let’s fight.”

“Hehe, let’s just drink.”

Kunat chuckled and held the wine in her mouth.

I shook my head and emptied my glass in one gulp.

Kunat, exhaling a wine-scented breath through her nose, slowly shook her wine glass and said.

“Are you afraid of falling into Corruption?”

“…”

“Don’t you think you’re overreacting? What human being in the world is without flaws? I’ve never seen one. Even the Pope, for that matter.”

“The Pope has ever committed a sin?”

“When that old man was twelve years old, he saw a beautiful nun in her twenties and masturbated that night.”

“… Wow, damn it. Information I didn’t want to know.”

“Well, he was the Pope, since that was the only flaw he ever had.”

Kunat chuckled.

“But you don’t even masturbate, do you? Why are you so wary of lust?”

“… I don’t know, damn it.”

Maybe it’s because I’m a little drunk.

I started telling unnecessary old stories.

“I was an orphan living on the streets before I was ten years old, you know? Oh, and I had a younger sister too. I don’t remember if she was my real sister, though.”

“Hmm,”

“When you live on the streets begging and pickpocketing, you end up seeing things you shouldn’t see. Like how the noona who kindly shared bread was a prostitute, or how the scary neighborhood hyung who used to bully us was kidnapped and raped by some pervert.”

Kunat shrugged and said.

“Isn’t that just an everyday scene in the back alleys? Did that experience lead you to be wary of lust? You’re more innocent than I thought.”

“Well, it’s also because I’ve been living in the Order since I was eleven. As far as I remember, I heard my sister entered an Order somewhere too, but I haven’t heard from her since.”

“Hoo? Didn’t you even try to find her?”

“We weren’t that close in the first place. We each took care of our own food, and just thought of each other as heaters on winter nights… Maybe the experience of sleeping hugging my sister was so miserable that I didn’t develop any lust.”

“But now you’re in a situation where your erections never seem to subside.”

I frowned at Kunat’s sarcasm.

The alcohol in my head made me feel even more annoyed than usual.

I sighed, a wine-scented sigh, and growled.

“… I’m warning you once. There won’t be a second time.”

“I’ll be careful, Billy.”

“Ah… I really don’t like this guy.”

“Liar.”

“…”

Kunat slowly poured the wine remaining in her glass over her cleavage.

The purple liquid, dripping like bubbles, slid down her red breasts.

Maybe it’s because I’m drunk,

The scene felt somehow hazy and blurry, yet also very slow and vivid.

Kunat smiled and said.

“Can’t take your eyes off me, can you?”

I belatedly turned my head away, but it was no use.

The fact that I had been staring intently at those breasts was true.

Ugh, damn it, I’m getting drunk too.

I confessed, as if lamenting.

“Yeah, I’m falling into Corruption.”

I gritted my teeth and poured wine into my glass.

Maybe it’s because I was drunk, but the wine gushed into the glass.

I grabbed the wine glass as if snatching it and poured it into my mouth.

“Hoo. I’m getting drunk.”

I slammed the wine glass on the table with a thud and said.

“Lucia too… and Anna too… Damn it, yeah, you too… Even you, a devil, are all desperate to seduce me.”

“That accusation is strange. Isn’t it a devil’s job to seduce people?”

“You… uh, damn it, that’s right?”

“Hmm, I won’t lie. I’m trying very hard to seduce you.”

Kunat said, filling her glass.

“May I speak my mind?”

“Yeah, well, say whatever you want. Have you ever shut up just because I told you to?”

“You’re not afraid of falling into Corruption, you just can’t understand it.”

“… Understand?”

Kunat elegantly sipped her wine and said.

“Why would these pretty girls be courting an old, ugly man like me? No matter how much you think about it, there’s no reason that makes sense.”

“…”

“So you’re thinking, ‘Ah, it must be because there are no other men, or it must be the work of a demon.’”

That’s spot on.

That’s exactly what I was thinking.

“You could have stopped those temptations at any time. ‘I don’t see you as women. This is burdensome and I don’t like it.’ That’s all you had to say. If you had clearly expressed your intentions, they would have given up.”

Is that so?

I don’t think so?

Would they really stop this march of lust into Corruption just by hearing those words?

“But, you didn’t. Because you didn’t dislike the affection they were sending you.”

“…”

“Admit it, you’re enjoying their advances. You’re just uneasy because the reason doesn’t make sense, and if you enjoy their bodies in that situation, there’s no turning back.”

“I…”

Wait, hold on.

Calm down. Father Theodore.

This is a devil’s trickery.

“Ha…”

Haven’t I clearly expressed my intentions?

No, I’ve definitely expressed my refusal several times.

“Kunat, you…”

Oh my God, I almost admitted it.

There is no right answer in human psychology.

The moment you decide and think about it yourself, it really solidifies like that.

I’m not that shameless.

At least I have to think that I’m not, myself.

“Nice try. Devil.”

“Oh, you noticed?”

Kunat gave a brazen smile.

She slowly placed her wine glass on the table without a sound.

Then, she sat on the table as if placing her large, bubble-like buttocks on it, and said.

“Since I’m drunk too, shall I say a word of hidden truth?”

“… Go ahead.”

Kunat placed her palm on my hand as if overlapping it.

“I’ve really come to want you.”

“… Ha,”

“I’m not joking.”

Kunat slowly lifted and lowered her fingers, tickling the back of my hand.

She slowly inserted her index and middle fingers inside my sleeve and gently stroked my wrist.

It wasn’t a particularly lewd act, but the way she put her hand inside my clothes seemed very lascivious for some reason.

Maybe it’s because of that big butt that keeps coming into view.

Damn butt. Damn breasts.

I shuddered at the devil’s figure. Damn it, it’s too perfect.

Even though my chest and head are screaming no, my eyes are being dragged along without being able to resist.

Exerting superhuman patience, I turned my gaze as naturally as possible and said.

“Then, go on and tell me. Why do you like me?”

“You know, it’s because you’re holding my lifeline.”

“That doesn’t seem like a condition for affection to arise.”

“Hmm.”

Kunat slowly rubbed the wrinkles of my hand and wrist with her thin fingernails.

“What if it’s because I, a demon, find it cute that a fierce priest with a menacing face who acts like he’s going to devour everything is flustered by the clumsy seductions of little kids?”

“…”

“What if it’s because I find those glances and gestures lovable, the way you try not to look but your butt and breasts come into view every time you turn your gaze?”

“…”

“What if it’s because I find it cute that you’re over thirty-five and you’ve just opened your eyes to sexuality, so just touching your hands like this makes your dick hard?”

“… Take your hand off.”

“And how charming is it that the snake you’re carrying in your pants is so enormous?”

“Shut up.”

“Is that enough to understand?”

Kunat brought her face closer, giving a bewitching smile.

It wasn’t to kiss me, but to see my eyes up close.

For some reason, I couldn’t avoid Kunat’s eyes.

“Hehe, a flushed face from being drunk. How cute. What are you expecting that you’re staring so intently?”

“Your face is red too.”

“That’s just my skin color,”

Kunat smiled and then touched our noses together, shaking her head from side to side.

Unlike my oily nose, the devil’s red nose looked as soft as a newborn baby’s skin.

It was a sensation that felt good to the point of feeling bad.

“Get off.”

I pushed her face away.

Kunat obediently got off the table and opened her mouth again.

“You sly little brat.”

“…”

I sighed, picked up the wine glass that Kunat had put down, and poured the remaining wine into my mouth.

“Hoo… Now what do I do?”

“What do you mean?”

“Anna will probably come to seduce me soon. Maybe tonight, at the earliest.”

“Hoo, why do you think so?”

“…”

“Why are you sparing your words?”

I hesitated for a moment and slowly opened my mouth.

“A little while ago… I thought I saw a glimpse of a lying devil in the way you gave me that two-week grace period.”

“… You sensed an ulterior motive just from that?”

“I’m not an idiot. I’m a demon hunting expert.”

“Hmm, so now you’re treating Anna as a demon?”

“I was trying to spare my words because I thought you’d say exactly that. You bastard.”

Kunat chuckled, as if she was happy even after being cursed by me.

“That can be solved more simply than you think.”

“What?”

“Ho, so now you’re curious about the wisdom of a demon?”

“…”

Kunat said with a smile.

“Shall we make a deal?”

“If you say it, I’ll hit you briefly, and if you don’t say it, I’ll hit you for a long time.”

“What kind of deal is that…”

“I know. It’s extortion.”

“…”

“…”

Kunat shrugged, scoffing in disbelief.

“It’s a really simple method. Demand a bet.”

“A bet?”

“Suggest to Anna, ‘If you hit my face even once, I’ll do whatever you want. But if you can’t hit me, you won’t do any sexual acts.’ Offer her that bet.”

“…!”

My eyes widened as I looked at Kunat.

It felt like I was instantly sobered up.

“You’ll never lose against a demon. Unless you bring as many as you did during the monastery invasion last time, a demon won’t be able to hit you even once.”

“… This… I’m really confident about this.”

“Have you already forgotten your strengths? Humans.”

“Wow… I haven’t thought of this until now.”

“Hehe, that’s why people look for demons.”

Kunat shrugged.

Honestly, I hate seeing her like that, but I decided to let it go this time.

“Hey, pour me a drink quickly. Wow. Kunat… you,”

“You’re so happy that I’m embarrassed.”

“Yeah, I’m really grateful. Kunat”

Kunat smiled slightly.

For some reason, her red face seemed to be even redder.

*

“Father… are you asleep?”

“… No,”

“I’ll come in for a bit.”

Sure enough, just as I expected, Anna came to my room when it was night.

The only thing that was different from what I expected was that she was wearing only a skirt, with her upper body completely naked, which was an extremely strange sight.

I hurriedly turned my eyes away and opened my mouth.

“There are so many things I want to ask you. The order would be to ask why you came, but more than that… I’ll ask this first. Why did you show up in that state?”

“I was worried about getting it on my clothes.”

“… Getting what?”

“Hehe…”

Anna smiled with a seductive expression and brought her hand to her mouth.

Her large breasts were pressed and shaken by her arm, changing shape interestingly from moment to moment.

Anna said in a voice that was slightly louder than a whisper.

“Father’s baby juice.”

“… What?”

“Oh, don’t you know? Oh, well… I learned lewd words on purpose… It won’t be effective like this.”

“What the hell is baby juice… Ah, no, don’t explain. I understand now.”

To think there’s such a vulgar word.

“Hehe.”

Anna smiled shyly and leaned forward, clasping her arms behind her back.

It was a gesture she used to do when she was embarrassed, but with her upper body naked now, it looked like a pose that emphasized how large her breasts were.

Was it calculated, or was it a coincidence? Anna slowly stepped into the room.

“Don’t worry, Father. I’m not trying to have sex with you… I just… wanted to relieve Father’s fatigue with my hands.”

“Wait. Anna… what is that…”

“If you stay still, I’ll take care of it.”

Anna pushed me towards the bed.

My knees were caught on the edge of the bed, and I naturally leaned back.

Anna immediately knelt between my legs and reached for my zipper without hesitation.

“Wait!”

I reached out to Anna and stopped her.

Anna puffed out her cheeks and said.

“Father. Just take it out already. You know what I’m going to do.”

“That’s why I’m stopping you.”

“You made it stand up so hard this morning…”

“Anna…”

The moment for Kunat’s wisdom to shine has come.

You demon.

Be helpful even just once.

“Anna, I won’t reject you unconditionally.”

“Oh my, really?”

“Yeah. Let’s make a bet instead.”

“… A bet?”

Anna looked at me with suspicious eyes.

I nodded and continued.

“If you succeed in hitting my face even once, I’ll do whatever you want.”

“…”

“But if you can’t hit me, let’s stop doing this kind of thing. What do you say?”

“Um…”

Anna seemed to hesitate for a moment…

“I don’t want to.”

“What?”

“I don’t want to do it.”

She grabbed my zipper and pulled it down to my knees in one fell swoop.

Uh… This… This shouldn’t be happening.