episode_0081

The day after the fox god returned.

As if it were now normal, I told Hyukjin, who came to my house, exactly what Yeoshin had said yesterday.

From the Fox God’s plan failing and a being called ‘Goddess’ coming out and targeting the Fox God, to now being able to change into human form without penalty.

Hyukjin nodded as if he already knew what I was talking about, and asked me with interest about the possibility of going out.

“So, now you can go outside?”

“Uh, now there are no side effects to getting rid of the ears and tail. I heard you’ve collected almost 1 million people’s worth?”

“Wasn’t it possible to transform only by collecting all the vital energy? I remember that if the vitality did not reach a certain amount, the transformation itself did not work.”

Hyukjin, who expressed doubt, grabbed my wrist and felt my pulse, and his eyes sparkled as if he was amazed.

“Your physical condition is definitely much more stable than when I first checked. At that time, it seemed like I was going to die soon because I was in tatters.”

“Because I tried not to die. I even did an internet broadcast that wasn’t in my class, but isn’t it normal for things to get better?”

As I was answering and concentrating on drawing the furry animal again, he stopped stroking my tail and told me to change into human form.

“Just in case you don’t know, try pretending to be in front of me. I actually can’t believe what you saw for yourself.”

“Yeo Woo-shin said there were no side effects, so is it really necessary to change? I don’t want to change to human form.”

“I also hate your human form because it’s like old-fashioned, you bastard. The animal version with furry ears and a sweet tail is much better, and the version with a snout is paradise itself. By the way.”

Hyukjin gently stroked my soft tail and sighed deeply.

“Shouldn’t you at least check to see if there are any side effects? What are you going to do if side effects suddenly appear as if it was a ‘fluke’ when an outsider comes to visit? ”

…That makes sense.

At that time, I used it thinking that it would be a ‘fluke’ and that it would have no side effects, but I almost got eaten by the guy in front of me whose sexual desire exploded.

Like Hyukjin said, it would be better to check at least once.

“First, I will change into my human form, but if you suddenly have a sexual desire and try to rape me, I will crush the pot with a real frying pan.”

“I’m so sorry, but that won’t happen? My Big Magnum Junior doesn’t respond to ordinary women.”

“You reacted when it was a ‘fluke’, right? Then you’re not sure?”

“You didn’t react, you bastard! If I had reacted, I would have eaten it on the spot!”

Hyukjin was so angry and screaming that I nodded my head, but I also felt embarrassed, so I asked Foxine to immediately change to human form.

“I’ll ask you to disguise yourself, Fox Shin. That guy said he has something to check.”

[I don’t go out anyway, so why change? Just live like that for the rest of your life!]

I really messed up.

My heart is so big, but why is my insides so narrow?

Wait a minute, are you narrow-minded?

This is pretty lame, isn’t it?

Heh…

When I looked at the sulking fox god with eyes full of desire, she looked at me with a bewildered expression and said,

[Even in this situation, he looks at his wife with lustful eyes. I don’t know whether to say this is amazing or that there is no answer.]

“Wouldn’t it be better to hear that it’s great? And it’s even weirder to endure it after seeing a body that is optimized for pleasure! If you don’t feel anything when you look at that obscene body, you’re gay?”

[Sigh… It’s so annoying to waste my emotions on someone like you. Why did I waste my emotions while being disappointed when she was such a crazy bitch to begin with…]

The fox god sighed and immediately snapped his fingers and opened his mouth with a tired expression on his face.

[I want to be alone. Don’t look for her until she shows up first. Still, if you find it, I will confiscate your desirable tail for a week!]

“It’ll take a moment, but can’t you just wait a little longer? Is it really going to change for just a moment? How can I come back without you?”

[conflict!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

I asked him to wait a moment, but the fox god mercilessly disappeared, and as I looked at the place where the fox god had disappeared with devastated eyes, Hyukjin nodded and said to me.

“As you said, there are definitely no side effects. I don’t feel like my sexual desire is being forced on me like it did back then. And, it’s so fucking boring.”

“I know I’m a loser, so just shut up. Fuck, my ears and tail disappeared because of you.”

“Why is it my fault? It’s your fault for confronting the god you serve. Okay, get ready to go out. I decided to throw away the trash and go for a walk for the first time in a while.”

When Hyukjin told me to go out, I lied down on my seat, saying I would never go out, but he easily lifted me up and put on a pair of sweatpants while I was in a hurry.

He looked at me in a dazed state for a moment with a serious look on his face, and then asked me a question.

“Hey, I have a question.”

“…Suddenly what.”

“Foxes are dogs, right? So shouldn’t foxes also wear muzzles and leashes when they go for a walk?”

If you answer yes, the atmosphere is so serious that you might as well take out a gag and stuff it.

Without saying a word, I quickly pulled out a frying pan from under the desk and swung it at his head.

Kang!!!

With a clear sound, my friend with damned balls slumped forward and fell down, and as I looked at Hyukjin who had fallen, I remembered what I had briefly imagined just moments ago.

Imagination of being walked like a dog wearing a gag and leash, something you only see in really hard 19+ manga.

Thinking why I would imagine such a ridiculous thing, I struck the guy’s head again after fixing the frying pan.

Kang!!!!!

—–

Smile brightly.

The beauty in the mirror also smiles.

I carefully collect the large breasts.

The beauty in the mirror also has big breasts.

A vulgar chest that can’t be covered even by oversized sweat tops.

And a great pelvis that would make any man stand tall and would support a baby smoothly.

I felt a deep sense of emptiness as I looked at the beautiful woman in the mirror, who would have confessed to me as soon as most men saw her.

“It doesn’t look bad at all because it doesn’t have ears or a tail. The completion of a cute look is furry ears and an adorable tail.”

Bad fox god.

You really just have to wait a moment, but you’re so rude and confiscating my ears and tail. You’re so narrow-minded that you’re not much different from my older sister.

After complaining, I came out of the bathroom and started moving the garbage bags in the corner toward the front door. By the time I had moved all the mountains of garbage bags toward the front door, Hyukjin, who had fainted, woke up, rubbing his eyes.

“Ugh… Hey, if I hit my head a little more, will it grow any more? Don’t you know how much it hurts me every time I get hit?”

“I don’t know, crazy bastards only beat me because they say it’s medicine. If you tease me, don’t say anything bullshit.”

“It was just a question! Isn’t it common sense for a dog to wear a muzzle and leash when going for a walk? Why are you dismissing that as bullshit?”

“Yeah, like you said, that’s not bullshit. But you didn’t mean it that way, did you? I heard lust shining in your eyes?”

“Can’t that be? Did I lust after you when I saw you without your adorable tail and fluffy ears? That’s funny.”

Hyukjin laughed and mocked me as if he were the same, and spoke in a triumphant voice while pointing at his items.

“Now, look! Not to be sarcastic at all, but I haven’t had an erection even once since my furry and cuddly tail disappeared! Can I still say I had lust like this?”

“Well, no matter how I look at it, it looks like he was lustful.”

“That can’t be possible! An erection is what happens when you see something that looks bad and your desire reaches its peak! Since I didn’t have an erection, of course I couldn’t say I had lust!”

Hyukjin shakes his head and answers in an extremely serious voice.

I slowly approached him and pointed at his lower body.

“Don’t deny reality. You are already ‘erect’, furry chung.”

“What?”

“How can you tell that it is not ‘erect’ when it is erected so obscenely and rigidly? Yes… you were a fashion fanatic after all. A ‘fashion furry’ who deceives himself into thinking that he likes fur even though he has a normal sex drive.”

“Ugh!!! No!!!!!”

Hyukjin must have been so shocked by the fact that he had an erection that he screamed while holding his manly head. I did not miss the opportunity and continued to mock him.

“It’s okay, there’s nothing shameful about having normal sexual desires at all. Honestly, rather than going out and saying, ‘I like furry,’ wouldn’t it be better to say, ‘I like that fox beastman?’”

I giggled and slapped the guy on the back again and again. He must have finally come to his senses from the shock of being hit on the back, and suddenly he started staring at me intently.

“What, why? Why are you looking at me like that?”

When I took a few steps back, feeling burdened by the two eyes staring at me, Hyukjin took the same few steps closer and opened his mouth.

“Yes, that was it.”

“What?”

“It’s not that ordinary people suck, it’s that you suck! My Junior is imprinted with an ‘erection’ whenever he sees you!”

What kind of novel bullshit is this?

Isn’t it like something out of a 19+ manga that the dick chooses on its own what to erect?

Pavlov’s Juji, that’s crazy… crazy.

It’s so crazy.

This is my childhood friend. I feel like I’m going crazy.

I managed to get my dazed mind back on track and once again hit Hyukjin, who was approaching me with a big smile, with the frying pan.

There are hard feelings, my friend.

Please beat me up and come to your senses.

Kang!!!!!