episode_0081

As time passed while demonstrating the game, the children were starving. We decided to showcase Korea’s specialty, delivery culture.

-Beep beep. delivery. Beep beep.

Pro-humanity delivery model blah blah blah MK. In short, the Ttalbae robot delivered food. The delivery food that the United States is shocked by, China is trying to steal, and Japan is worried about.

“Korean Chicken!”

“Is it a food called chicken? I will eat well.”

Cheonsol took a bite of the crispy crispy chicken and let out an impressed sound.

“Delicious!”

“Drink it…!”

Ranran and Avni lit up their eyes and inhaled the chicken. This is chicken.

It’s been a while since I had garlic chicken.

Garlic filled with Korean sentiment. And eating chicken filled with the joys and sorrows of Koreans at the same time filled me with soup.

“Keuuu. I’m drunk!”

“You seem excited to come back to your hometown. There has been more nonsense than there was before in the God Realm.”

“I can’t believe there was such good food! Why didn’t I know? If the number of believers increases, I will ask them to offer chicken as an offering.”

Sophia acted like she was eating chicken for the first time. She’s the goddess of the Earth, but she keeps showing off her ignorance of Earth culture.

And sometimes, I even know the little things. They seem to be unaware of things they are not interested in because they are busy acquiring knowledge from all over the world.

It’s been a while since I ate chicken breast. Personally, it is the most delicious part of chicken.

To be more precise, it is the only delicious part of chicken. Even fried batter cannot cover the slippery texture of chicken thighs or chicken wings.

So when I lived alone, I didn’t order chicken. I only eat the chicken breast and throw away the rest!

As soon as he was somewhat full, Avni’s eyes began to blink and close. Cheonsol laid Abni down on my bed and patted her.

“Sleep. hush. Our Eveni. hush. hush. I sleep well.”

“Are you sleepy already?”

“Yes…”

“I’m not sleepy at all because I’m an adult!”

Ranran, who said that, also looked quite tired. They say they are bragging about how long it has been since they became adults.

That’s cute.

“Sister…”

“Shall we sleep together? I really can’t help it. My sister will specially let you sleep with her!”

Ranran hugged Abni and lay down on the bed. The sisters get along really well.

I hope I get a chance to let Avril sleep with me in the future.

“But it’s Gwangma. You live alone.”

“That’s right. I am a model single man in Korea.”

“Do you have any parents?”

I was confused for a moment, but there was no way Cheonsol would hit a pad lip. It’s just an expression of pure curiosity.

“It exists. But they are different from the parents you think of.”

“Have you been disowned by any chance?”

-If you have that kind of personality, you deserve to be disowned.

I slapped the insolent Lilota.

-Christa did the swearing, so why are you hitting me…

“Is that so? I was mistaken because they looked similar.”

-I-I-IK!

Christa trembled in anger. I pressed Christa’s head to make her quiet, as if I were hitting an analog alarm clock to turn it off.

“Be careful what you say. They don’t regard me as a woman.”

In fact, they treat women more harshly. If you suck, you get eaten and get pregnant.

“That’s not it. You need to have background knowledge about our planet and country to understand it. How do I explain this?”

“It may take a long time, so please let me know.”

I explained until the kids fell asleep and started crying.

“I see. In other words, the decline in birth rate was solved through science and technology. Did you mean this?”

“That’s right. Newborns are created through artificial culture, and a nanny is assigned to each child to raise them. I was a first-generation artificially cultured baby, so I received some benefits.”

The nanny who raised me was a very kind person. It wasn’t pretty, but it had a warm heart.

Thanks to you, I have grown into an adult who doesn’t care about what the public thinks.

“I would like to meet you sometime. In any case, aren’t they Gwangma’s parents?”

“That’s right, my mother.”

I actually called her mom.

“But don’t we have to go outside to meet? What should I do?”

“Ah.”

Cheonsol gave Sophia a pitiful look.

“Master. How could it not work?”

“The appearance is similar to that of humans, so I think all we need to do is hide the ears. I’m not going to meet anyone else besides that nanny anyway.”

“That’s right.”

“Um…”

“You can wear a hat.”

You can add style by covering your ears with a wide-brimmed hat.

” Take this opportunity to buy some clothes. Since I know the size, I’ll order it through home shopping.”

“Is home shopping similar to this delivery?”

“That’s right.”

Thanks to distribution innovations, orders arrive within an hour. While I was leaving, I also ordered clothes for Sophia and the kids.

Except underwear, of course. Sophia and Cheonsol must only wear the bras I made.

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“Wow! There are a lot of people!”

“There are a lot…”

Ranran and Avni, who had lived their entire lives in a new world with few residents, looked around intently.

While Avni was scared, Ranran was excited and pointed this way and that.

Koreans in the bleak 22nd century looked at our group from time to time.

I was able to guess what kind of conversation they were having.

Man 1 ” (laughing meanly) Giggle, kick, me. Mamma Tong is no joke.”

Man 2 ” (Raising his glasses) The kids are super kawaii.

Woman 1 “Wow. That guy is so cool. I want to get pregnant.”

It’s definitely a conversation like this. The sense of hearing I developed as a servant allowed me to hear the conversations of people around me, but it wasn’t as interesting as I thought, so I filtered it out.

“John. How far should I go?”

Cheonsol, wearing a wide-brimmed hat and an all-in-one flower dress, asked. It was so pretty that I took a moment to admire it.

“I heard that humans travel by car. Yohan doesn’t even have a car?”

Sophia broke the poor man’s heart. The government provided housing, but did not provide a car.

If the spirit had said something like that, I would have scolded her, but because she was Sophia, I forgave her.

Sophia wore a white cotton t-shirt and a cardigan instead of the plain see-through dress she usually wore… she was truly amazing.

Women’s cloth clothes, unlike flat dresses, revealed the curves of the body. Thanks to this, Sophia’s destructive breasts were revealed to the world.

It was clear that half of the gazes directed at us were taken up by Sophia. The other half of the children muttered.

“Walking with dad… Exciting…”

“I love Ranran too!”

After all, the only people you can trust are children. I held on to Ranran and Avni’s hands.

“As expected, my daughter is the best.”

“Heehee…”

“Heung!”

Ranran sounds like a tsundere.

“It’s nice that the main lady can also tour Gwangma’s hometown. It is a truly well-developed civilization where metal is used without words, precious glass is commonly used.”

“If I take the subway with self-injury, I’ll be black.”

The subway of the 22nd century runs above the sky. I don’t know when it came out of the underground, but why it’s called a subway.

I tried to revise it a few times, but ran into interference from the elders.

I tried to pay the fare and take the subway, but I replaced it with Sophia’s voice.

“I can take care of most things on Earth! It’s my area, so I can do whatever I want!”

“If this is the case, wouldn’t it be okay to block people’s gaze with divinity?”

“If the number of people affected increases, the amount of consumption becomes too large. Even if I have some free time these days, I have to live while cherishing my sacred spirit.”

That is correct. Even if you suddenly have a lot of money, you will not be able to escape poverty if you spend it a lot.

We took the self-levating subway to our nanny’s house.

The nanny was trusted enough to participate in the government’s first birth rate increase plan, so she owned a luxurious building near the station.

“Wow! What passes by in a flash!”

Ranran screamed while looking outside the subway. Cheonsol didn’t show it either, but he seemed a little excited.

“Have fun…”

Avni also pressed her face against the window.

“Phew!”

What kind of bastard laughed at this? As the young man rolled his eyes, he quickly ran away to the next room.

“Sophia.”

“No.”

“I will hit you where no one can see.”

“But that doesn’t work.”

You are so determined. I deliberately pretended to be downcast and patted my daughters.

“Our kind and pretty Ranran and Avni. Should I go look at the next door with my dad?”

“You really are Yohan!”

“Does the next compartment look different?”

“Of course.”

“Yes! I want to go!”

“Me too…”

“Keuhum. I’m not curious about the main woman, but since the kids are going, I guess I’ll have to follow them.”

We moved to the next compartment.

“Hey! There is a pretty sister on the floor and wall!”

“Like my mom…”

“Is the woman naked like this?”

Cheonsol was shocked and opened his eyes wide. While taking in the sight of the cute mother and daughter, I also tracked down the young rice field from earlier.

There it is.

“Tsk tsk. What should I do because the place I escaped to was a dead end?”

“Mi, you crazy bastard. Follow me just because I laughed a little? why. Follow me and do something. Are you trying to hit me?”

“I know it well.”

puck.

I hit the young guy’s solar plexus.

“I will not stand by a man who insults my daughter and wife.”

“Daughter…? Wife…?”

Although the man was in pain, he expressed his doubts.

I understand this. Ranran is too big to be called a daughter.

“I will report it…”

” Either.”

All you have to do is run away to the new world. Earth’s public power is meaningless.

Since it was the right stop to get off, I took my group and went outside.

“It was fun! I want to ride again next time!”

“Next time we come to Earth, let’s take a ride on an airplane. It’s a flying vehicle.”

“Fly in the sky! I definitely want to ride!“

“Me too..”

“Hmm. The sky is dangerous, so my wife should accompany me.”

Sophia quietly approached me and hit my side with her elbow.

“John. I told you not to do it.”

“But I just couldn’t bear it. It would have been the same even if Sophia had been insulted instead of Cheonsol or the kids.”

“Umm…”

Sophia’s ears turned red. I flattered her because I wanted to get scolded less, and it worked well.

This is why there is a proverb that says a thousand nyang debt can be repaid with words. From now on, I will have to shake off the blame after making a mistake.