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    It is no exaggeration to say that almost every building in this world is equipped with warp-blocking equipment.

    Warp-blocking equipment.

    It is literally a device that blocks and interferes with warps, preventing villains who suddenly appear out of nowhere from invading people’s homes or businesses.

    In fact, most buildings have energy domes installed to prevent unauthorized entry by villains, as a way of telling the villains, “If you’re going to commit robbery, at least show some sincerity by opening the door!”, to force them to have a hard time if they want to break in and to be anxious about being caught by someone. However, there are some exceptions…

    First of all, there is a representative dungeon.

    This was partly due to a faint expectation that the villains entering the dungeon would not be killed by the dungeon’s mobs, but also because it was impossible to install expensive jamming generators due to the nature of the dungeon, where the terrain could change at any time and in any way.

    And unlike these dungeons, there was one facility that didn’t have warp-blocking equipment for some ridiculous reason, and that was the gymnasium where I, Baek Geum-hwa, Park A-young, and their colleagues were right now.

    -Huh? It’s a villain!

    -The villain has appeared!

    -Yahoo!

    “What the heck, why are you guys here so excited?”

    Platinum asked me, tilting his head in wonder at the sight of the crowd going wild, even as they watched the villains warp onto the court, cheering like a storm, with the transparent tempered glass covering the stands like a dome.

    “These bitches in the stands too, are you all crazy? Why don’t you run away and evacuate? Looking at those bitches over there, they’re not named villains like the bitches I met yesterday, but villains whose names I don’t know, but they’re still villains.”

    “Even if you have no attachment to the Academy or the Valkyrie profession, what are you to civilians?”

    “What are you talking about, I’m a… toilet. I don’t really like other bitches.”

    “Gasp… !”

    I’m so touched by these wonderful words.

    “Don’t look!”

    “You crazy kid, don’t touch me here…♡”

    He immediately reached out and stroked Baek Geum-hwa’s vagina, which was convulsing from the vibe and shedding fluid like a river at this very moment.

    Baek Geum-hwa was afraid that someone would see her and tried to stop me, but it was just words.

    I slowly caressed Baek Geum-hwa’s treasure with my hand as I looked even more amazed, and answered her question.

    “I don’t watch it very well so I’m not sure, but I think that in superhuman sports, the villains appearing are also considered a type of entertainment.”

    “What?”

    Is the villain a type of entertainment?

    Just yesterday, Baek Geum-hwa laughed as if telling him not to laugh, as if he couldn’t really empathize or believe it because he had fought with Radgris.

    It was as if he was saying, ‘Just because I don’t know much about this subject, don’t just babble on and on.’

    “Really. Since it’s a Valkyrie sport, it’s a win-win high-risk, high-reward strategy where the players on the court are not just athletes but also Valkyries, and they show the audience that they’re taking down villains, which makes the dopamine burst, and the villains, although they run a high risk of being arrested, can show their purpose by storming the stadium that’s being broadcast, and by beating the Valkyries, they can advertise how great their organization is. ”

    “You guys are all out of your minds.”

    And that lever, following the words of Platinum Flower, slowly rises behind Park Ah-young and the others.

    That’s also a device that turns off the warp jamming generators deployed to prevent the villains from escaping onto the court.

    The court itself has become a kind of arena where villains who seek fame must fight to the death.

    -Kekeke! This petty volleyball game is completely banned! From now on, we will…

    -If we were to speak for ourselves…

    -Let’s take all these bitches down here…

    Baek Geum-hwa responded as if she was shocked by the villains revealing their identities in a loud voice as if to provide evidence for her words.

    “Isn’t it dangerous? The spectators here and players like Park A-young. They brought those things.”

    “So, for the safety of the audience, they said that as soon as the warp was detected, they called in the pro Valkyries in the vicinity. They immediately activated the jamming and reinforced glass protection equipment in our location, and in the case of the players on the court, they basically wear uniforms with anti-knive functions, so even though it looks like that, they are concerned about safety. For now.”

    “Did that have a sword-proof function?”

    The more you learn about the superhuman sport, the more Baek Geum-hwa laughs as if he is amazed at how it makes people feel better.

    What kind of sport in the world would turn the entire stadium into a cage fight with no way out if a villain broke in?

    -Hey you bitches! Why aren’t you all gathered together? You’re acting slow!

    The moment when Baek Geum-hwa looked at Park Ah-young’s uniform as if to say, ‘If I steal that, I might make some money?’, a loud voice was heard from the court.

    When I heard a strangely familiar voice, I turned my gaze towards the place where the voice came from, along with Baek Geum-hwa, who was also blinking her eyes.

    – Gather in A formation! I told you that just winning games doesn’t make you a super athlete?! Look at those Midgar bitches, they’ve been getting beat up, you know?

    “Oh my, this is quite a plot twist.”

    “That director… I felt something ominous from the moment he started walking around with his eyes half-open.”

    There was none other than Director Choi Soo-ah, who was shouting at Park Ah-young and the others with her eyes wide open.

    As if to let everyone know that he was also the Valkyrie director, the director who had been wearing a suit until just now was wearing only a Valkyrie suit that he had changed into at some point. The Valkyrie suit clung to her body and strangely emphasized her figure, resembling the queen of SM play. I gently pulled on Baek Geum-hwa’s clitoris and spoke to her as if to reassure her.

    “Don’t worry, I have no intention of wearing something like that.”

    “You should at least wear something like that! I don’t like wearing a cloak on my naked body!”

    Platinum in a variety of colors.

    While people were giggling at the sight, the gymnasium, which confirmed that the players were ready, immediately went into action.

    First, just like our academy’s gym, the floor of the gym opened up and carts full of volleyballs began to appear here and there.

    The volleyballs, which were specially made for the Valkyries’ supersports and made the sound of a shell when struck with spikes, were already powerful, but they had bulging bumps on them that looked like they would be on a sledgehammer.

    As the players wearing special gloves one by one grabbed volleyballs with the so-called villain-slaying mode activated, the commentator who had been standing up from his seat for a while shouted.

    – Okay, here’s the variable. Midgar! We need to defeat a lot of villains here. That’s the only way we have a chance of winning. Since we’re already down 4-0 due to Park A-young’s one-man show, we need to earn points to make up for it!

    -But today, Park A-young and Valkyrie’s movements are so good that it looks like this one too can’t avoid a tough fight!

    Villain=Score

    Rather than simply earning points through play,

    Just like a store that emptys visitors’ pockets by saying, “If you throw the ball and hit it, we’ll give you a prize!” at an amusement park or festival, Valkyrie Sports, where you can earn points by defeating villains and even try to turn the tables, has begun, and the death dodgeball that can only be seen in volleyball has begun.

    “But even so, is it okay for blood to be shed like that when it’s being broadcast on TV?”

    “That’s why there’s glass here. When that bloody moment comes, the AI automatically shows the audience a mosaic-processed version of the scene.”

    “There really is everything. And now, let me stroke your pussy a little.”

    -Park Ah-young Han Areum! When the Midgar girls are having fun, why don’t you hurry up and throw it away!

    -Yes! Then right away… Go after it!!

    -Don’t interrupt Ayoung’s solo stage!!

    Phew! Phew!

    Just then, at Director Choi Soo-ah’s direction, Park Ah-young threw the volleyball with all her might towards the villains.

    A volleyball that flew like a cannonball.

    -Keeek!!

    -Okay! Another point.

    -I already earned 5 points today!

    One of the villains who was hit by this fell to the ground after spinning several times in the air with the volleyball thrown by Park A-young.

    -Park A-young, another point!

    -You really met the water today, Park A-young!

    -Wowwowwowwow!!

    The commentators jumped up from their seats and shouted along with the audience, saying that the sight gave them a dopamine rush.

    At this, Midgar also started to hurriedly throw volleyballs at the villains, and in order to solidify their position as villains, they rushed in to defeat the Valkyries and show off how great they were, but they ended up like gladiators in the Colosseum that they had only heard about, and the villains, who were in a state of panic due to the crowd’s collective madness pouring in from all directions and the power of the volleyballs that were more painful than they had heard, were knocked out helplessly by the volleyballs flying from all directions.

    -Ah …

    -It hurts so bad! My bones, they feel like they’re broken?!

    -You crazy bitches?!

    -I can’t even approach. That’s why I told you to bring a shield!

    Pitter-patter, pitter-patter-!!

    -Midgar gets 3 points here! She tries to get a recovery point, but alas, Valkyrie can’t turn the tide! She gets 2 more points!

    – Here, the variable of villain intrusion occurred. Midgar, who was being dragged down 5-0, is now down 7-3. Although they haven’t been able to narrow the score gap much, they are showing their will to keep up!

    And every time, the commentators relay this without batting an eye, as if they were going crazy with excitement.

    -Kang Soo-ji! Lee Ha-yang! Hurry up and throw it! Don’t give me a chance to rest! Are you going to let this flow?! Do you want to be turned around?!

    -No!

    -Dieee!

    Pfft! Pfft! Pfft! Pfft!

    I shook my head and clicked my tongue at the sight of Coach Choi Soo-ah, the leader of madness, giving orders to the players and the court where only one-sided massacres took place.

    “You, maybe it was a good thing you didn’t become an athlete.”

    “I know what you’re trying to say, but is there any job in the world that’s worse than a toilet?”

    “What’s wrong with my stool? It’s so full and I pay a lot for it. Why?”

    “… Don’t you see it as welfare?”

    “My dick is always full.”

    “… ”

    No matter how barbaric that death ball may seem, and no matter how uncivilized that Valkyrie sport may seem, I don’t think that it is an occupation worse than a sex toy, but since she had already started to be tamed by me, she must have thought that she could not escape, and with a sigh, Baek Geum-hwa stuck out her breasts so that I could properly touch them.

    -Last one!

    -Don’t let me close the gap! Kill me!

    Meanwhile, the last villain standing in the center of the death dodgeball and death ganggangsullae made up of Valkyrie and Midgar players was hit by countless volleyballs aimed at him and turned into a rag.

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