episode_0079

“Shinwoo! What were those two techniques at the end? ”

“Confucius! Why did you learn the names and seasons by yourself?”

“Sir…when did you become so strong?”

When I came out after finishing the test, Hyeji, Jeong Ayeon, and Elsia were there.

Hyeji and Jeong Ayeon approached me with surprised expressions.

As if he was just asking me to explain the technology.

On the other hand, Elsia had a very dark expression and was biting her fingernails.

I was going to ask what was going on.

Before I could open my mouth, I heard Elsia muttering.

“…Damn. This is different than before. It’s going to be hard to kidnap this way.”

‘……Let’s pretend I didn’t hear that.’

[…..Do so.]

I decided to pretend I didn’t hear it.

Instead, I asked Elsia if this precious little gold-ranked person had come to the testing room.

Because the test isn’t over yet.

[……Isn’t there something wrong with it?]

‘Do you think Elsia fits the word ‘precious’?’

[ah…]

“Elsia, why did you come here? What about the test?”

“Oh my! I’m so capable! I’ve already finished my exam!”

Elsia answers proudly with her arms crossed.

Of course, Hyeji ground her teeth behind him as his huge chest protruded due to that action.

“That bitch is going to rip my heart out.”

“……”

Elsia’s expression hardened slightly because of Hyeji’s remark.

Then Elsia looked at my face and suddenly said in surprise.

“Sir! Why is your left eye red?”

“Really! Shinwoo, what happened?”

“You noticed it so quickly. Episode 8 has already passed.”

“I thought Confucius had transplanted the red eyes of the Kurta tribe.”

“Damn, Kurapika’s gonna come and take my eyes out.”

[Are you going to just tear out your left eye? You’ll just die.]

‘They’re not even part of the Welcome Brigade, so they wouldn’t kill me.’

Then Hyeji and Jeong Ayeon went back to the original question.

“Shinwoo, so what was that explosion earlier?”

“It’s an application of the phenomenon in which a weapon exploded after being caught trying to get it on, and an improved version of the one used to block the attacks of the Heavenly Horse.”

“You’re already following my explosion. I need to try harder.”

“……What more effort are you putting in there? Are you trying to become a little boy?”

“Are you kidding me by calling me a little boy?”

“Oh, shit.”

He hurriedly tried to calm Hye-ji down as she was on the verge of losing her mind.

Then a question came to mind.

“But were you guys watching my test?”

“The middle part wasn’t broadcast, so I only saw the end.”

“Didn’t the professor give you a solution?”

“…The professor was so enraged by the sight of students copulating that he cut off the transmission.”

“Well, I guess you can’t see them making babies in the exam room.”

It’s definitely an embarrassing sight.

The professor was probably furious that I wasn’t concentrating on the test.

“Professor Park Mi-ran shouted, “Are you guys the only ones doing this?” and turned it off.”

“……”

“So the moment when only the last part was retransmitted was the moment when Confucius wrote the Seongmyeongjeolgi.”

It seemed like it wasn’t a problem with concentration, but rather that Professor Park Mi-ran was annoyed and turned it off.

‘Park Mi-ran, you bastard. You look so pretty.’

[You haven’t had sex either.]

‘Shut up, please.’

Professor Miran was now gathering the rest of the students who had taken the test with me into one place and scolding them loudly.

It was worth it.

Because they calmly do what I can’t do.

Still, some students were eager to express their opinions.

“What on earth do you think of the test! Do you know how jealous I was! No, I felt like a retard!”

“No, there was an accident where dungeons merged! And someone threw a Molotov cocktail and a grenade!”

“I told you! A hunter is someone who responds immediately to any accident! And I told you that they can use any means necessary!”

“Then there’s no need for us to get in trouble, right?”

“You crazy bastards, is sex the way to catch a monster!!!!”

Professor Miran’s wrinkles, which she had covered with makeup, begin to deepen due to her intense anger.

It felt like I was aging in real time.

I had hidden the grenades and Molotov cocktails a long time ago, in case I was ever criticized.

[It’s a good thing the video was cut off in the middle.]

‘Thanks to them filming the animal kingdom, the fragging didn’t get caught.’

In the end, I was the only one who completed the midterms properly.

The rest received the lowest scores.

“I don’t like it, but I will give the highest score to Shinwoo on this test.”

“…It would be great if you could remove the sentences in front of it.”

“I don’t like it, but what’s the problem? Should I lower your score?”

“…No.”

‘Bitch, you got screwed later.’

[I understand why you couldn’t get married.]

And with that, my midterm exam came to an end.

***

In Jeong Ah-yeon’s case, no accidents occurred while taking the test.

It really looks like you’ve just defeated one boss mob with ease.

“Why are you such a sweetheart?”

“It’s because Confucius’s usual behavior was bad. Reflect on it.”

Hyeji’s case was a little different from Jeong A-yeon’s.

Just like when I took the test, the dungeons were integrated.

If only there were a difference.

” Come in, fucking baby, ◦ ◦ ◦

Hyeji didn’t move at all from the beginning to the end of the test.

While the other students ran away, Hyeji stayed where she was, and the boss mobs discovered this and rushed at her.

Various types of boss mobs.

However, Hyeji classified them into three types.

Burn it or something.

Or tear it to shreds.

Or make it out of a rag.

In the end, unlike in my time, the students who were hiding were able to earn decent scores, even if they did not receive high scores.

After the test was over, someone approached Hyeji.

That’s one of the male students among the group of students who were hiding.

Hyeji looked at the male student with a blank expression.

The boy knelt down and carefully presented something to Hyeji with his hand.

“What is it?”

“God of War, this is our small tribute.”

What the boy handed over was none other than a chest pad.

Hyeji’s expression darkened in real time when she saw that.

Hyeji then started shooting at the male students with a pistol.

Then the boy, terrified, quickly hid among the crowd of students.

When the target disappeared, Hyeji carefully put the chest pad she had been given into her pocket.

[……In the meantime, take care of that.]

‘So what if it’s fake? It must be that precious. Even though it will never grow in my lifetime.’

– Bang!!

At that moment, Hyeji fired a bullet at me.

The bullet passed my ear and burst the can of soda Elsia was holding next to me.

“……Did I do something to deserve being shot?”

“I thought you were having some impure thoughts.”

“……No way.”

‘Quick-witted girl.’

[…How on earth did you figure that out?]

Then I remembered what Jeong A-yeon had said a little while ago, so I spoke to her.

“Hey, Jeong A-yeon. You said that the reason you got into that kind of accident earlier was because of your bad behavior?”

“…Be quiet.”

Jeong A-yeon avoided eye contact with me.

As if telling me not to say anything more.

“Is Hyeji acting badly? Should I go and tell her?”

“In Hyeji’s case, it’s just a handicap! Please, make it like that!”

“Just this once.”

Jeong Ah-yeon’s pleading appearance is neater and more organized than before.

It seems like he learned it from the unmanned concept guild.

While I was satisfied with the sight, I looked to the side, thinking of Elsia’s drink that Hyeji had shot with a gun earlier.

But Elsia was not there.

All that remains are the perforated cans and traces of spilled drinks.

Before I could see where she had gone, I saw Elsia coming from a distance, holding a drink in her arms.

“Elsia? Did you earn some coins? Why did you buy so many drinks?”

“No! I got all of these!”

“You got it? From whom?”

“When I told the animals my husband’s name, they gave me everything?”

“You crazy bitch! Why are you stealing their food!”

I grabbed Elsia’s head and moved to the back of the restaurant to return her drink.

When we reached the back of the restaurant, all we could see were animals with gloomy expressions on their faces, eating their food.

He quickly apologized to the animals and began returning the drinks that Elsia had taken.

While I was returning the drinks, Jeong A-yeon suddenly spoke to me.

“Confucius, it may be strange to ask you now, but I have a question.”

“What is it?”

“……Is it okay to give drinks to animals?”

“You’re discriminating against animals. Animals can’t drink beverages? My Choco-hyung is also eating protein these days.”

“Shinwoo, what kind of protein do you eat?”

“I ate chocolate. My heart raced every time I ate it.”

‘Even if the account is unlocked, it’s a shame to buy one as a gift.’

[……Isn’t there something wrong with the dog’s name itself?]

However, Jeong Ah-yeon seemed not to be satisfied with the answer now.

Then he starts pointing his sword at the animals.

“No! Think about it! Why are they opening cans naturally!”

“Since the drink is in a can, you have to open the can to drink it.”

“That’s not what I asked!!!”

Jeong A-yeon seemed not to understand, grabbed her head and stamped her feet.

Then, not only us, but also the animals began to sip their drinks and look at Jeong Ah-yeon with great pity.

They are friends who have learned a lot to begin with, so it’s strange to say something about something as simple as pouring a drink.

“Jung Ah-yeon, she must be in a lot of pain after taking the test.”

“Okay. Shinwoo, how many drinks are left?”

“There are exactly four drinks left for us.”

“I have one for you, sir, and three for me to drink!”

“Where are you, you crazy bitch.”

He stopped Elsia’s hand from trying to sweep away three drinks at once, and distributed one drink to each person.

And I handed my share of the drink to Elsia.

“Elsia, eat. You look hungry.”

“Really? Sir! Thank you!”

Elsia smiled brightly and accepted the drink.

“I don’t like grape flavor, but I’ll make it for you!”

“Why do you have such a kind expression? It pisses me off.”

“Just kidding! Anyway, thank you so much!”

Then, Elsia suddenly smiled seductively.

“And I can eat and drink anything you give me!”

“Really? If you give me beans and rice, can I give you beans?”

“Of course! Anything is possible!”

Then Elsia looks at me and smacks her lips.

To be exact, looking at my lower body.

“Anything.”

“Yeah, yeah…”

Somehow, that gaze was so scary that I took a step back without realizing it.

At that moment, Elsia looked as if she had just remembered something and came towards me.

“Oh, right! Sir! Do you have any plans after the end of this second semester?”

“There isn’t one yet?”

“Great! There’s a place you should go together!”

“Where?”

Elsia then gently grabbed my hand.

He answered me with a smile while still in that state.

“I’ll let you know later!”

But Elsia’s hands seemed to be shaking for some reason.

In those eyes.

It seemed as if there was some kind of earnestness there.