episode_0077

The first encounter with a shocking goblin.

I decided to put aside thoughts about the goblin’s appearance.

Although all the goblins had horns on their crotches, they tried to keep their gaze elsewhere as much as possible.

It was okay as long as I didn’t lower my head.

The tip of the horn slightly protruding from the field of view was very annoying, but this was minor.

“I will guide you to where the village chief is, so please follow me.”

Fortunately, as the goblin turned its back, my eyesight became much easier.

However, instead of the horn disappearing, this time a plump, slime-like butt came into view.

Polar opposites. Although it had different properties from the large and powerful horn, its destructive power was at the same level.

Mrs. Song, who used to immediately express gratitude when receiving favors, kept her mouth shut, so it seems that she is not familiar with the current situation.

The sight of her both hands covering the children’s eyes made me feel that she was looking at the goblin’s butt the same way I was.

But since I couldn’t complain, I just quietly followed the goblin who was causing trouble for people.

Even though the goblin’s behavior was strange, the village itself was quite charming, so walking around the streets wasn’t bad.

I leisurely admired the neatly lined buildings with tiled roof tiles at regular intervals.

“Lady Song’s benefactor seems to be very interested in buildings.”

“It’s similar to the building I saw when I traveled before.”

“Hoo! What country was it by any chance?”

Was it “han? It must have been a name like that.”

“I guess I saw it correctly!”

It is said that the architect Dokkaebi, who happened to arrive in a country called ‘Han’, was so impressed that he officially introduced the architectural style.

The other goblins were also satisfied and began to transform all the buildings in the village.

“And the person who built the current building is the current village chief, so he must be very happy!”

“Is that so.”

It is a good thing that you can gain the favor of the village chief of the goblin village before you even meet him.

It was unclear whether there would be any good in gaining the favor of a goblin that just waved horns and a stick.

The village chief probably walks around with a cone between his crotch like other goblins, right?

I longed for the eyes and memories before I saw the goblin.

“This is Chief Haengja’s home! I hope you’ll be careful not to be rude.”

“Don’t worry, we won’t be rude to the village chief.”

Because I am in a position to ask the village chief for the safety of Mrs. Song and the children.

Although it looks a bit scary, it is a goblin that has the ability to protect someone.

Considering that even the young goblins roaming the streets were boneless, it was to the point where one had to sympathize with the enemy.

Therefore, the most important thing for us is to roast and boil the village chief and receive a promise of protection.

It wouldn’t be difficult since there is a record from the Hwi family, but it’s still too early to be sure.

“Chief Haengja! A guest has arrived from the Hwi family!”

“Hwi family?”

“The family that delivered needed materials to our village a long time ago!”

“Ahh! You’re talking about the family that innocent young man lives in!”

As befits the head of a tribe, I could tell that the female village chief of the goblin village was a high-ranking person as soon as I saw her.

That’s because the village chief had horns on his chest in addition to his crotch.

It was a rare young and beautiful female village chief, but her three prominent horns were very annoying.

Other female goblins usually covered at least their breasts with cloth.

But why is it that only the village chief wears a horn-shaped cone bra?

I just hoped that the protrusion inside the cone wasn’t noticeably larger.

The inside of the cone is literally Pandora’s box… No, it was Pandora’s nipple.

“So, why did the people of the Hwi family come to visit?”

“The head of our family entrusted this letter to me to deliver it to the village chief.”

“Let’s see… … .”

The village chief opens a sealed document by lightly drawing it with his fingernail.

He took out the letter inside and began to read it, nodding his head repeatedly.

She looked like a young woman, but her actions showed her age.

Perhaps the village chief has reached a significant level and has become anti-robot.

He introduced himself as an architect and thought he became the village chief because of his outstanding contribution to the village, but the possibility that he became the village chief simply because he was the strongest in the village cannot be ruled out.

Since only the parties involved could know the truth, I decided to ask when I had the chance.

“I see. Dear children of the Hwi family, you have suffered a lot in many ways. for now… No, you can rest assured that our goblins will protect you from now on.”

“Thank you, Chief!”

As soon as she received the promise of protection from the village chief, Mrs. Song was heartbroken and happy.

It seems he was anxious that he might be rejected.

I fully understood her feelings because if you were shut out at the door by goblins, it was bound to be dangerous no matter where you went.

The goblin is the only hope for Mrs. Song and her children.

“Anyway, who was the man who was standing behind the babies the whole time? There was nothing about the man written anywhere in the letter.”

“This person is our benefactor who saved us from the threat we encountered on the way to the goblin village!”

“Hoo! Is that so?”

The goblin village chief pays attention to Mrs. Song, but then looks at me intently.

I felt burdened and turned my head, but her eyes were persistently tracking me.

“He helped the babies without any compensation… … . There’s a strange, coppery smell coming from behind.”

“Chief, no matter what, it is very unpleasant to be suspicious of the Daehyup!”

“… … I apologize. Because he is a talented person whose level is difficult to estimate. I became suspicious of the appearance of a man who would never be inferior to me.”

“I have received a favor that cannot be repaid with even ten thousand nyang, so please treat me gently!”

“Oh, are you coming? I got it.”

It is not at all strange to withdraw your promise to protect someone because you are offended.

Nevertheless, Mrs. Song proudly pointed out the village chief’s actions.

In response, the village chief, who was believed to be much older, raised his hands and apologized, saying it was his fault.

I knew it at first glance from the conversation with the assassins, but as expected, Mrs. Song had the temperament of a woman’s wife.

It’s truly excellent as it gently scratches the area I thought was itchy.

It was almost a shame that she had an owner.

“Intention aside, it is true that I saved the babies, and I don’t feel any hostility, so there was no need to be hostile right away.”

“Are you still wary of Daehyup?”

“I hope you understand this part. If someone with that level of skill suddenly appears, even if you are a immortal, you have no choice but to be wary.”

“Is the Daehyup that strong?”

“Any living thing can change its frame, but it cannot change into an inorganic object. There are miracles such as a human becoming a devil or an animal turning into a human, but there are no cases where a living animal becomes air, water, or earth. But in my field of vision, the man now looks like a sharp sword. With a sword that lives and breathes and moves freely.”

I recognized my identity so accurately that it gave me goosebumps.

As I reached the level of unity with the new sword, I became the sword itself.

Although it is fundamentally human, it is no exaggeration to say that it is a sword with a human form, so the village chief’s words were not at all wrong.

Mrs. Song didn’t say anything, probably because she remembered me tearing enemies to death with my bare hands.

From the beginning, I had told everyone that my body was identical to the sword.

Therefore, there was absolutely no room for refutation of the opinion regarding the realm.

Despite this, Mrs. Song still continued to defend me.

“I want to know how Daehyup can escape suspicion.”

“Actually, we goblins have one very simple way to distinguish between good and evil.”

“What is that?”

“You only have to eat the fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil that grows only in our goblin village.”

“The tree of good and evil?”

“The tree of good and evil, as its name suggests, is a fruit that can distinguish between good and evil. From the moment goblins are born, they eat the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil and pay great attention to avoid falling into the path of evil. In the case of goblins who cannot escape from evil even after the age of 10, there is a tradition of offering them to the tree of knowledge of good and evil according to the rules of the tribe.”

A magical fruit that can tell a person’s personality just by eating it.

I thought it would be okay to say that the fruit was a magic tool and the tree was a relic.

Who would say no to the idea that you can avoid charges just by eating?

“For reference, the fruit of the Tree of Good and Evil has another very special effect in addition to its ability to determine one’s inclination. If I can take that into account, I will also give it to you, a human being.”

Why am I so anxious… … .

“What are the other benefits?”

“This area becomes enlarged regardless of whether it is a man or a woman.”

The village chief points to his horn without hesitation.

I immediately turned my back and left the scene, but the twin swords on my waist suddenly turned into a human and grabbed my arm.

“Let go of this! These!”

“Feed me that fruit from the tree of knowledge of good and evil right now!”

“Owner, have you heard of Geogeoikseon?”

“You crazy bitches!”

The swords are trying to remodel my crotch.