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    074 – Hyde whips Parmas on the back # 2

    “Lord Aguiles. Should I say I’m glad or sorry to meet you like this─.”

    “Count Dovan! You haven’t changed at all over time!”

    Agiles was the first to extend her hand towards Doban.

    Wherever the servility from before had gone, his attitude was extremely confident.

    Doban said.

    “I prepared a simple dinner. I don’t know if it will suit my taste!”

    “It’s so simple! However, this Aguiles is a person with a broad heart as well as a broad appearance. So, I will show great generosity to those who are somewhat rude or lacking in response.”

    His attitude was so shameless that you wouldn’t even think he was a prisoner.

    The maids carrying the dishes frowned as they looked at that scene.

    “If anyone sees him, he will think he is the owner of this mansion!”

    “The problem is that Count Dovan is too generous.”

    It was like that.

    Even in this barbaric dark age, Count Dovan’s heart was quite generous.

    You married your cute daughter to an unidentified man.

    If it were other nobles, they would have made excuses until the end to stop it.

    The dinner started with that feeling.

    “Now then, Parmas will offer the pre-ceremony prayer as a representative. Lord in heaven, give us this daily bread today as well─.”

    Whoa, whoa, whoa.

    Before Parmas could finish praying, Agiles began eating.

    He began tearing off and chewing the pheasant leg with his plump, fat hands, very ravenous and disgusting.

    Is the saying, “Play as you like” really appropriate?

    “I was honestly looking forward to what kind of person he would be since he was called the Great Sin of Sloth. Chet, isn’t this why the title of gluttony is more appropriate?”

    Milione clicked his tongue.

    I also agreed in many ways.

    But, well, I couldn’t help it.

    It was 20 years ago that Aguileth was branded as the Great Sin.

    At that time, Agiles was a fearsome warrior, and just her name alone made people tremble.

    In many ways, the information may not have been updated.

    Aguileth, who had been eating for a while, opened her mouth, chewing the contents in her mouth.

    “Doban, so much time has passed. I still remember that time when I close my eyes. I went through many battlefields with you!”

    “It’s a story from a long time ago.”

    “Yes. You are no longer a member of the Uniger royal family, but a servant of the church. Your daughter, Psyche, became the 7th knight? I saw it. She may be young, but she is already a very good knight!”

    Agiles praised Psyche.

    Psyche just sat next to me and ate with a somewhat humble feeling.

    Although Agiles grew fat and lazy as he grew older while confined in the castle, his eye for people seemed to live up to his reputation.

    Psyche is a better knight than anyone else.

    Tsk, Agiles continued to say as Milione clicked her tongue.

    “I feel so sad. If we had won the war, Psyche would have been engaged to a prince by now and living in a beautiful palace! Doban, you would have become in-laws with the king!”

    This guy?

    I frowned.

    I should mention it now, but I didn’t like talking about Psyche’s ex-fiancé.

    It appears that the same was true for Psyche.

    “Lord Aguiles, I never wanted that. And I am already quite satisfied with my marriage. My husband, Hyde, is a braver man than anyone else.”

    “That guy?”

    “Don’t forget that my husband Hyde has captured you, Aguileth!”

    “Yes! I almost died because he couldn’t remove the rock that fell on my body! Can you believe it? You almost caused Agileth to die! He’s a very dishonest guy. I definitely won’t be able to act like a man!”

    What are these ten bastards?

    Since becoming plus size, I’ve gained weight on my eyelids and it’s clear that I don’t know how to look at people!

    I put my hand into my jacket pocket.

    I had placed my hand on the mask without realizing it.

    But the mask was broken and broken and had long since been thrown away.

    “… … .”

    no.

    I’ve been turning into Rust too often these days.

    This is the same as before.

    Aguiles’ eyes now turned to Parmas.

    “Parmas, I’ve heard quite a bit about you in the castle. You captured Grid, the Great Sin of Greed, with your wise wisdom, right? Have you ever heard of the ‘Treasure of the Grid’? Things that I secretly took with me. That guy, Grid, was originally a watchman for the royal treasure hall. It must have been full of rare items, right?”

    “All treasures were returned to the church. Don’t doubt my innocence. This old man is a man of integrity who has sworn allegiance to the Lord and Pope Gregory! I have no greed for treasure!”

    “Well, I guess so.”

    Agileth’s gaze turned to Midnar.

    His gaze was somewhat sticky, unlike when he looked at other people.

    “Midnar, even though so much time has passed, you are still beautiful!”

    “Get out!”

    Swish-.

    It was Sister Midnar who turned her head away.

    Agiles, who was about to say something but only licked her lips, now looked at Milione.

    “ Her face is as pretty as an angel, but looking at her expression, she seems to be a more innocent-looking bitch than anyone else. Who are you?”

    “I am Milione Archibald!”

    “Ah─. Right. You are that Milione Archibald. The bane of the Medici. It looks like you really aren’t listening. Medici! You acted like you had a clue about the world, but you raised your daughter poorly! Puhaha!”

    “What you idiot?”

    Crump-.

    It was Milione clenching his fist.

    I already knew that Agiles was deliberately getting on the other person’s nerves.

    He must have been in a bad mood because he was taken prisoner.

    But if you make too much noise, the food you worked so hard to prepare will not taste good, so would you like to say something?

    “Agiles, don’t be grumpy for no reason. You are defeated. You have failed in your mission. By Hyde, who is more faithful and sincere than anyone else… !”

    “… … .”

    Agiles immediately closed her mouth.

    The truth is stronger than anything else.

    He probably had nothing to say in the face of this intense notice.

    He said, shoving the bones into a plate with his now greasy hands.

    “Sweetheart, I was caught by you, but I didn’t lose to you. The one I lost to was that guy named Rust. That guy caused an earthquake. They tore down my fortress! What on earth is that guy?! Is this really the devil of hell?”

    “But in the end, it was me, Hyde, who caught you. So let me say it here. As promised, we completed the attack on the fortress within 15 days, so Sir Parmas, please fulfill your promise quickly!”

    “… … !”

    Old Knight Parmas.

    He had been looking uncomfortable all day and seemed surprised by my call.

    He stroked his long beard and averted his gaze.

    “Uhm-.”

    “I don’t think a man of the caliber of Lord Parmas would turn a blind eye to a promise made in front of so many people. You wouldn’t dismiss it as a joke, right?”

    I’ve seen a lot of people who don’t keep their promises.

    Is that the case with Parmas too?

    I decided to make a special escape hole.

    “But if you admit that you have dementia, I will forgive you even if you forget your promise. Honestly, aren’t you that old? How about just admitting that you have dementia and retiring from everything?”

    “What─, what? What’s wrong!?”

    Parmas immediately trembled at my words.

    “You bastard, what do you think of this Parmas! I am a man who values trust more than anyone else! You didn’t forget the promise you made! OK! Beat me with a whip!”

    Parmas was a man with stronger pride than anyone else.

    His pride must have been stinging to pretend not to know about the promise.

    # # #

    Sze-.

    We now headed to the garden of Agarpe Mansion.

    In the garden, there was a prepared pillar stuck in the ground, and Parmas hugged the pillar.

    “Now! Hit me! Five!”

    Five cars.

    It was the number we promised.

    I took the whip from the soldier.

    It was a whip made of leather.

    Milione laughed while looking at me like that.

    “That Parmas got whipped. When I was young, I was beaten with a cane a lot while learning rhetoric from Parmas. Should I hit you instead?”

    no!

    I had to punish Parmas!

    This is not a punishment that comes from my personal grudges and impulses!

    “Parmas, you must know that this is not a punishment because I hate you. I am punishing you as a disciple and apostle of the Lord! You didn’t believe me! This is the same as disbelief in the Lord!”

    Sze-.

    I finally swung my whip and hit Parmas on the back.

    Like the Savior who wielded the whip to drive out the businessmen who were doing business in the church!

    Huh, mate!

    But my whip missed and only hit the floor.

    It’s harder than you think!

    I swung the whip again.

    Good!

    This time the whip hit Parmas’s back.

    But its power was lacking.

    “Whoo, whoo… .”

    Swinging the whip was harder and more difficult than I thought.

    The Lord used something like this to drive out the cultists.

    Breathe─.

    I used all my strength and lashed the whip at Parmas’s back again.

    match-!

    This time it made a quite believable noise.

    “Aaagh!”

    And Parmas screamed.

    He was very sick, and seeing him made me feel like my old stasis was going away in many ways!

    “I am a man with a generous heart. Lord Parmas, although I still have a few more hits left, I will especially forgive you for your mistakes. Be thankful to Hyde and Elohim, who have bigger hearts and are more faithful than anyone else. If I hit the remaining two blows, the old and sick Sir Parmas will definitely die!”

    I take special care of it.

    “It’s definitely not because swinging the whip is difficult or out of breath. Don’t misunderstand! I am ‘forgiving’ Lord Parmas according to the teachings of the Bible! Everyone remember and write down that Hyde has especially forgiven Lord Parmas!”

    I let everyone know about my generous heart.

    Psyche must have been moved by my kind heart and had tears in her eyes.

    “Hyde! You really have a big heart!”

    After all, Psyche is the only one who understands my heart!

    But Parmas trembled so hard that the tips of his beard rippled, and he picked up the whip.

    “You bastard!”

    Has this crazy old man finally grown old?

    As I hid behind Psyche, Parmas swung his whip.

    Whoa, whoa!

    The whip, swung with all its might, hit Parmas himself!

    The old man’s clothes were torn and bleeding, and he looked very sick.

    Taaah Sigh-!

    Parmas himself was struck by his own body.

    As many as ten!

    “Lord Parmas, are you truly senile? Why are you hitting yourself like that?”

    Parmas opened his eyes wide, seeing his tattered clothes and bleeding body.

    “Yeah, you guy! Hyde! I will never forget this humiliation!”

    “No, why are you saying this to me? Aren’t I actually victorious in an impossible war? You should be praised. Is it so difficult to praise the success of a young person?”

    And you hit your body.

    Why are you angry at me for something you did wrong?

    “Yes nooom!!!”

    It was a trembling Parmas.

    In the end, he couldn’t bear it anymore and spit out blood from his mouth.

    “Ugh! Ahhh! Ouch!”

    Then, he went crazy and fell to the floor.

    He twitched occasionally and frothed blood.

    Your life expectancy may have been shortened by 10 years because of the self-torture show you just did.

    “It seems that Lord Parmas is anxious to go to heaven because he has deep faith.”

    Even if you don’t fuss, it seems like you will go to heaven before me.

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