episode_0074

Despite the president’s screams, the clowns on stage began to hang the president from a huge wooden pole they had brought from somewhere.

And countless pieces of firewood piled up at the feet of the struggling president.

The scene was very similar to the witch hunts of the medieval times.

“Let go of me! You crazy things!!”

[My lady, wasn’t there a development here where the president died?]

‘Does it make sense for the president to get hit by a monster?’

At that moment, a clown next to me handed me a clown mask.

As if to cover one’s bare face.

Since I couldn’t let my identity be revealed, I quietly accepted the mask and put it over my face.

As soon as I finished putting on my mask, Elsia shouted again.

“This offering is a pig that was caught on the back mountain today and was struggling with its back bent!!!!”

“I’m not a pig, I’m a human!!!”

“Look! Here is the evil spirit of the coin!!!”

And he took a torch and held it high like a holy fire.

A torch in one hand, a microphone in the other.

Elsia, who was picking up unrelated items, shouted in a desperate voice.

“Everyone!!!! We are heading to the highest point today!!!”

At that moment, the numbers above the heads of numerous clowns went up one by one.

The clowns around me were no exception.

Because of that, I was surrounded by countless mirror shards.

[Want to see?]

‘……I think I know without even looking.’

And then everyone raised their cellphones high in the air and started shouting together in unison as if they had made a promise.

“”””◦”It’s raining, it’s raining. Please let me break through the all-time high!!!!””◦”””

“Not enough earnestness!!!!! Shout it out one more time!!!!”

“””””Going towards the highest point!!!!! Full speed ahead!!!!””””””◦”

“Bigger!!!!!”

The moment when everyone’s earnest desires are sufficient.

Elsia began to light a fire at the president’s feet.

As the fire slowly grew bigger, the president began to shout urgently.

It seems that he felt the heat under his feet and realized that this moment was real.

“Put the fire out immediately!!!! This body is the president!!!!”

But the president’s words had no effect.

Everyone ignored the burnt offering’s cries as if they were meaningless.

At that moment, Elsia suddenly pointed at me and told me to come up on stage.

“The clown wearing a mask up there!!! Come up!!!”

All the clowns around me moved away from me to make it easier for me to climb up.

With their cheers and applause on his back, he slowly walked onto the stage.

When I fully stepped onto the stage, the clowns’ cheers and applause were so loud that I couldn’t hear anything around me.

To the point where anyone who sees it might mistake it for a grand religious ceremony.

At that moment, Elsia noticed me and tried to talk to me.

“Western-.”

[You! That pig’s ears are still pierced!]

‘If you get caught, you’re screwed.’

I quickly reached out and covered Elsia’s mouth, and spoke quietly enough for only Elsia to hear.

“Shh, stop. Don’t say anything, my little kitten.”

“Yes…”

Elsia answered quietly through the gap between my hands, with an ecstatic expression on her face.

As I took my hand off Elsia’s mouth, Elsia picked up the microphone again and opened her mouth.

“The clown who came here will say something to you all!! Everyone, please listen up!!!”

Elsia hands me the microphone after saying those words.

I was handed the microphone and faced the gazes of countless clowns staring at me.

I suppressed the rising feeling of burden, cleared my throat, and opened my mouth.

“Everyone. They say you have to buy coins or stocks with money you don’t have.”

The atmosphere began to subside in an instant.

The clowns’ eyes, once filled with hope and passion, began to turn to hatred and contempt.

In those gazes.

Elsia was looking at me with an anxious expression next to me.

Soon after, I started to slowly create butterflies around me.

As if he was going to subdue them and run away with them.

An uncomfortable silence and silent resentment soon took over the square.

In that atmosphere where it seemed like a knife fight might occur at any moment.

The president, who had been groaning, suddenly began muttering in a voice that sounded like he was worried.

“Wait a minute…I’ve heard that voice somewhere…”

[You! If you keep doing this, that pig might notice.]

‘Fuck, that’s really dangerous.’

I lowered my voice slightly and shouted solemnly and loudly.

“But I’m not saying it should really disappear!!!! Am I wrong!!!!”

“””””◦That’s absolutely right!!!!!””◦”””

The flame of madness blooms again among the clowns.

I guess I’ll have to quit anyway.

Now that it’s come to this, I’ve decided to run until the end.

“Everyone!!! Has your coin just broken through its all-time high!!!!”

“”””◦”No!!!!!”◦””””

“I offered a sacrifice, but there is no sign of it rising!! What should I do in this situation!!!!”

“”””◦”Wake up the foolish ones!!!!””◦””””

Many expectant eyes are fixed on me.

I stood up to those gazes and shouted, almost screaming, with my throat clenched.

“Will this fire be enough!!!! We need a bigger fire!!!!!!”

“”””◦”Burn it! Burn it! Burn it! “”◦””◦

“Please stop!!!!”

Ignoring the president’s cries, I poured all the oil prepared behind the stage on him.

This caused the fire to burn more fiercely than before.

At that sight, the clowns all cheered and looked at their cell phones.

Immediately afterwards the clowns began to shed tears passionately.

“It really went up!!!!”

“-81% to -40%!!! Please keep going like this!!!”

“You guys still haven’t bought it!!! Can you see the timing for full purchase?”

“What are you guys doing who still haven’t sold their kidneys!!! Hurry up and add to the seed money!!!”

“Hey, come out, you fucking grave diggers!!! I’m up!!!”

“Let’s only walk on the path of fireworks!!!!!!!”

This crazy sight wasn’t much different in Elsia’s case.

Elsia was holding her cell phone and cheering with bloodshot eyes.

“Goat, cheer up!!! You’ll definitely go up later, but it’s okay to go up now!!!!”

As I had some free time, I looked around and began to see the escort elf in the distance.

Even though he’s not wearing clown makeup, he’s probably in the same situation, judging by the way he’s holding his cell phone.

[You’re crazy.]

‘Originally, the world was led by crazy people.’

I was also happy that the buried elf coins were going up.

It seems like Elsia, who had been saying that she would go up, is not going up now, but there is nothing to lose by going up.

With those feelings still in my mind, I approached the burning president.

“Kkaaa …

“Are you in pain?”

“Save me!! Please!!”

“I will relieve your pain.”

“Really!! Please!!!”

[Still, you are a good person in your own way. You would even release such a wicked person.]

‘It’s not very pleasant to see someone writhing in pain.’

I stood next to the president with a very serious expression on my face.

Even though he couldn’t see, the president turned his head towards me when he heard my voice.

Somehow, it seemed as if he was pinning some hope on me from that appearance.

I want to live up to that hope.

He began to burn the remaining sideburns of the president.

– Hururuk!

“Eeeek!!!!!!”

[You crazy bastard! You crazy bastard! You crazy bastard!]

‘This is the shortcut to reducing suffering.’

The president’s scream suddenly grew louder.

This causes the clowns to look up from their phones and ask questions.

Then, when he saw the president’s sideburns burning, he started cheering even more excitedly.

“”””◦”Burn!!!””◦”””

“You bastard!! Why did you do this!!!”

I grabbed the mic and yelled at everyone.

“Everyone!!!! What is the source of suffering!!!”

“”””◦”Brains!!!”””””◦

“Then what should I do!!!”

“”””◦”Destroy!!!””◦”””

“You little punk! For such a ridiculous reason!!”

The side of the president’s head covered in flames.

Because of this, the president’s appearance could be called that of a fiery Heihachi.

It was a bonus that all the coins really skyrocketed, as if it was effective.

Now all the clowns knelt down in their places and began to pray devoutly.

‘Human sacrifice is still popular.’

[Fuck, is this the Academy or the Aztecs!!]

‘Let’s consider them similar since they both start with ‘ah-‘.’

But our joy was short-lived.

A drop of water suddenly fell from the sky.

As if that was a sign, a heavy rain shower began to pour down.

Thanks to that, the fire that had been set on the president was completely extinguished, and only a large puff of smoke was rising.

As if that was a signal, all the coins started to fall.

As rain falls from above, drawing a slope that is almost straight.

“Stop fucking!!!!!!”

“Goat, don’t be sick. Goat, don’t be sick. Goat, don’t be sick.”

“Fuck! I only have one kidney left!!!!”

“Looking for pups to be buried together!! First come first served, 2 people!!”

“It’s really over!!!!! Yeah~ My life is over!!!!! I’m sick of it!!!!”

But it wasn’t just the clowns’ joy that was washed away by the rain.

Even the clowns’ makeup began to wash away one by one in the rain.

The situation has come where the entity that has been spreading madness while hiding in anonymity has revealed its body.

Eventually, everyone started to run away from the square in a hurry.

Elsia’s situation wasn’t much different.

Because the wig was crooked and the makeup was coming off.

In the end, what remained on stage was.

The president, who was spewing smoke like a beacon fire, and I, wearing a mask.

There were only two of them.

‘What a shame, it was grilled over an open fire.’

[It’s become smoked meat.]

‘But it’s really raining.’

[Isn’t it because the president is a pig that the prayer ceremony was held?]

I looked into the condition of the unconscious president.

Although the clothes were burned here and there, there was not even a hint of soot on the body.

In the case of the head, only the hair was burned and a little bit remained.

‘…you’re a lump of fat, but you didn’t burn it at all?’

[Is this non-combustible fat or something?]

I secretly reached out to the unconscious president.

And he plucked out all the remaining side hair on the president.

[What the hell are you doing!!]

‘Carbon is not good for your health.’

After neatly tidying up the president’s sideburns with a Brazilian wax, he left the president and came down from the stage.

Of course, Hyeji was not visible.

I guess he went back to the dormitory when it started to rain.

I also ran quickly to the dormitory since I didn’t have to stay any longer.

The president was rescued the next day, not that day.

The one who found the president was the yellow dog in the restaurant.

It is said that the animal was bitten thinking it was smoked meat and ended up lying sick in the same spot, and was found and rescued by kitchen staff while searching for it.

In Nureongi’s case, he was on the verge of death from food poisoning, but it is said that he became healthy again after receiving stomach cleaning.

That day, a short article appeared in the school newspaper.

However, the person who wrote the article was also bitten by the coin, and the content was rather comforting to the clowns.

– Why do we fall…it is so that we can rise again.