episode_0074

Meschu’s minion who was eliminated early and was sitting in the stands. The cheerleader looked at John and was amazed.

‘He’s such a cool brother!’

He was a typical male figure from the planet Meschu. Twin tails symbolizing masculine cuteness, manly small face and delicate facial features.

Before I became a minion, my photos were often posted on the Internet. He even gained fans in the climbing club just because he belonged to it.

He was never dissatisfied with his appearance and style, but on rare occasions he felt the need to change his image.

To be exact, if you look at the post that was supposedly written by a man, it was like that.

[Cheerleaders are all good, but don’t they look too girly? The trend these days is boy crush, but do you feel like you can’t keep up with the trend? If not, I’m sorryㅠㅠㅠ]

ㄴ22222 Me too. It’s cute and lovely and looks like you want to bite it, but I think it only appeals to men. Feeling a bit foxy?

ㄴ33333 The cheerleader Hyungnya looks really handsome when she dresses up like a girl… but I guess she doesn’t know her own charm.

A life of being loved by women was enjoyable, but seeing comments from the same man made me feel sad.

‘Shall we change my style a little?’

While I was pondering this, I received a call from Meschu. Although its combat power was insignificant, it had a charm that captivated both men and women.

The battle was scary, but it was okay because I ate it raw when I used the skill I received from becoming a minion, Haerong Haerong.

It was especially effective for women. There was a crisis where I almost got run over when I walked in on a married woman, but I somehow got through it.

After that, I completely gave up my attachment to Boy Crush, but I felt a strong desire after watching Yohan’s battle.

Cheerleaders are strong men. I looked at the man who would have become a planet-wide star if it were Meschu’s planet.

“John… Um… you know… it’s okay to say this, but… don’t you need psychiatric treatment? ”

“Gwangma. It is already too late once the madness reaches the bone. How about trying to stabilize your mind and body through meditation, etc.?”

“Gwangma was cool! I’m going to make a girl later too! Whoosh! Whoosh!!”

“Swoosh…Swoosh…”

A man who is worried by an alpha female goddess who seems to drive men around even on her own planet, and a vampir who is the epitome of a strong woman.

The children, who looked exactly like their father, shook their fists at John’s feet. I was a negative cheerleader about marriage, but when I saw my children, I realized I wanted to get married.

‘He is such a wonderful man, he must have created a harmonious family.’

“Profit!! I can’t believe I lost!!!”

I wanted to watch more, but Meschu got angry and left the Colosseum. The cheerleader, who returned to the divine world together, closed her eyes and engraved the image of her idol.

‘You look great naked too.’

How much effort did it take to create that body? I really respected him as a man.

Like a boy who fell in love with an idol, he remembered Yohan’s achievements and turned on the community.

Cheerleaders mainly worked on human-only bulletin boards.

Even men from all over the world were complaining about not being ranked, but the cheerleaders were ranked 41st, so it was nice to enjoy a sense of superiority.

The cheerleader, who accessed the bulletin board and read the posts carefully to see if there were any posts by a person named ‘Carverwall’, realized something.

‘John fought naked!’

Carverwall was the author of ‘If you fight while wearing red, you will win the battle’, which was a hot topic in the community for a week.

The cheerleader thought Carverwall must be a woman. Because a man should not carelessly reveal his true feelings to a woman he is dating.

I thought that the female culling, who had become a servant without even seeing the man’s body, had carried out a wicked plan. When I looked at John, I realized that my thoughts were wrong.

‘John was Carverwall!’

The naked battle was really effective. Didn’t John, who was only level 1, defeat Mesgaki, who was level 2?

Mesugaki is Meschu-sama’s strongest servant. Although he went through hundreds of battles, he only lost ten times.

By defeating Mesugaki, the effectiveness of naked battles was proven. It was hard to even call it useful. It deserved to be called a great tactic.

‘Shall I let go of some of my shame?’

Initially, the combat uniforms worn by cheerleaders exposed their thighs.

I tried to cover my upper body because I knew it would be shameful, but it was worth thinking about exposing my beautiful shoulder line and cleavage.

And… I will change my underpants into pretty panties!

‘I can’t be the only one who knows John.’

Just as a fan fan tries to convert Muggles into fans, the cheerleader also wanted to promote Johan’s greatness.

It’s a carver wall. Thanks to Yohan, I learned how to turn off aggro. The experience of coughing up blood after clicking on the provocative title was helpful.

[I am solving the story of how I met Carver Wall haha]

That’s enough for the title. If you just post a comment, you may be treated as an aggro, so be sure to attach photos of evidence as well.

Fortunately, Meschu’s cheering squad had cameras. The reason was to take pictures of great performances and post them on the community.

The cheerleader, a favorite minion, also had a camera. The cheerleader who was selecting the photo chose the so-called A-cut photo, which captures Yohan’s coolness and Mesugaki’s ugliness in one shot.

I wasn’t worried about being caught by Meschu. Because God does not see a community of minions! Even if I knew, I would have thought the post was posted by a minion who can’t appear in battle. You won’t doubt yourself.

“Attach a photo… write a post… done!”

Later. It was the birth of a community tactical nuclear weapon that male minions were afraid of.

The cheerleader who posted the post received numerous comments and death threats, but was not permanently banned.

This is because the female community manager liked Bochu.

The cheerleader who didn’t know the real situation could only say with satisfaction, saying, ‘The manager also knew Yohan’s charm.’

*

Sophia’s room was upgraded from a goshiwon to a studio level. The goddess, whose breasts were larger than those of the giant earth spirit, sat facing her servant.

“John. Just follow along calmly. I will not have sex with men.”

“Isn’t that obvious? I’m not gay!”

“I will not cut off a man’s genitals and claim that he is a woman.”

“Sophia!”

Sophia covered her ears. John’s shouting was so loud that it stung my ears.

“Mesgaki was a woman! I just gave Mesugaki back the femininity she lost!”

Sophia sighed. Mesugaki looks pretty cute. Yohan was mistaken.

But he was truly a man in name and reality.

“Let’s calm down and say it again. I will not have sex with men.”

“I am not gay, so of course I have no desire to have sex with men. And Mesgaki was a woman.”

Sophia sighed without knowing how many times she had already done so.

‘This won’t work yet.’

Let’s solve something else first.

“Then let’s say it like this. I will not claim that I am a naked armor clad in divine power.”

Should Sophia be angry when she sees Yohan’s naked armor? Or I wasn’t sure if I should be happy.

Strengthening the body with divine power was the traditional way of using divine power for a paladin.

Yohan created a new technology by combining his talent as an ironman with tradition. It was a feat for a servant who had only recently learned it, so he should be happy.

‘But… you can’t call it naked armor!’

Sophia was originally only in charge of the area of healing. I thought it would take hundreds of years before we would gain new territory.

However, thanks to my good performance in the Newbie League pre-season, I had a feeling that I would soon gain new territory.

‘If you acquire multiple small fields, they will evolve into a common major field, so you won’t end up with too many different fields.’

But what if the minion’s personality affects the new areas gained, and areas such as [Naked], [Exposure], and [Pervert] are gained?

Or what if John, who will soon be level 2, gains a skill like ‘naked armor’?

Sophia didn’t have the confidence to handle that reality.

“But Sophia! Naked Armor was a really effective skill!”

“It’s not a skill yet. Don’t say it’s a skill because you’re afraid it might turn into nonsense.”

John was slightly taken aback by the goddess’s firm answer.

“Okay. But naked armor is a really attractive sex method. You know Sophia too.”

“Me?”

Sophia was truly embarrassed. Why should someone who wears clothes so hard know the charms of naked armor?

She was not an exhibitionist pervert like Yohan.

“Put on your panties again today…”

“Stop!!”

Sophia punched the minion in the mouth. While Yohan was using self-healing techniques to heal his broken tooth, he also hid his panties in the laundry basket.

“Now, now…now. Don’t panic, stay calm. All you have to do is follow what I say.”

“Are you okay?”

John was also genuinely worried about Sophia. The goddess, whose face was very red and had tears in her eyes, was worthy of concern.

“Follow me!”

“Yes.”

“I will not claim that my naked body is covered with divine power and that it is naked armor.”

“I won’t… naked.”

“I will not get naked with men.”

“But what if you have no choice but to take off your clothes? I was naked when I was hit by that robot’s laser.”

Sophia said nothing and glared at John. A sharp John followed her words.

“Okay. I believe you will keep your promise.”

“It’s over now, right?”

John stood up. Sophia quickly sat him down.

“You haven’t had psychological treatment yet.”

“Wasn’t that just psychotherapy?”

“That can’t be!”

Sophia is the goddess of healing. I did not package my foolish maneuver as an act of healing.

‘To treat Yohan’s mania, a treatment just for Yohan.’

Sophia contains the medical knowledge of the Earth and the knowledge imparted by the divine powers. I chose the most suitable method among the dogs.

He took John’s hand and guided it to his chest.

“When men touch their breasts, they forget their worries and become emotionally stable. So… this is therapy.”

“I understand.”

John, smiling, massaged Sophia’s breasts. Although the servant’s touch was allowed several times, it still warmed the body of the flame goddess who was not used to it.

‘Even though Yohan did something strange, he won anyway. This is both a treat and a reward.’

Sophia repeated to herself, trying not to let herself go to the flames.

“Sophia. My dick hurts. Please treat here too.”

“…Okay.”

John expected Sofia to take his cock. But the goddess was bolder than he expected.

I put a big, hard cock between my breasts.

“This is only treatment… so don’t have any other thoughts.”