episode_0073

“So, Shinwoo, how did you block my attack earlier?”

The guild’s internal repairs didn’t take long.

As if this were basic.

From the beginning, he was a devil who would break things no matter what he did.

So instead of restricting Cheonma’s actions, this twisted solution seemed to have emerged.

Cheonma and I were barely able to stand, holding onto our trembling legs, as the blood flow to our legs was not good due to the punishment.

“Cheonma Repulsor? I just gathered all my magical power into my palm and detonated it.”

“Oh my! Throw away such a blasphemous name. I specially permit the name Cheonma Pacheonjang (魔羅破天掌).”

“No need. I’ll use the Cheonma Repulsor.”

[Do we really have to insist on English?]

‘I’m none other than Repulsor. My dream is to join the Avengers.’

My dream is to be Iron Man’s second disciple.

The first one is Spider-Man.

“Ahem… Okay, I see. Anyway, I guess there’s something that fits that level.”

“Grandpa Cheonma! No, Santa Claus! I believed in you!”

“Go away!! Don’t spit out that ominous name of yours!!”

“So what gift will you give me, Santa?”

“Huh? I didn’t say I would give it to you.”

‘It wasn’t Santa, it was Satan’s son.’

[But aren’t they similar words?]

‘…’ㄴ’ has a very different meaning depending on its position.’

Cheonma just throws bait but doesn’t give a present.

There was no separate Satan’s child.

There was no other way, but Cheonma decided to use his cruel negotiation card.

“Hey, Santa. Remember Ryu Kang-hyuk?”

“This kid is talking more and more.”

“How about that picture of the person being stepped on?”

“…..Let me show you first.”

I opened the photo album on my phone and showed him the selfie I took last time when I stepped on Mr. Kang Hyuk’s head.

Cheonma looked at it carefully, and then suddenly tried to send a picture to his phone using my phone, so I quickly snatched it away from him.

‘That damn inspiration is going to eat me up.’

[……The Heavenly Horse that this body knows is not that petty.]

Cheonma became mad and shouted at me, spitting out saliva.

“Give me that picture quickly!!!”

“Gifts come first, Santa.”

“…. Ha… Okay, I’ll contact you about the gift next time. Come then.”

Cheonma and I exchanged contact information.

Even while exchanging, Cheonma would often sneak in to steal my cell phone.

From quick stabs to tricks to divide my gaze.

I tried various methods.

‘You worthless bastard.’

[This is a world of competition. Even if you get fooled, it’s a bigger mistake for the person being fooled.]

‘Hey, you fucking swindler, stop talking nonsense so plausibly.’

After many twists and turns, the exchange of contact information with Cheonma was completed.

Meanwhile, as soon as he received my contact information, I suddenly received a voice phishing call from a number I had never seen before.

However, instead of asking for a gift card like before, they all ask for photos.

‘No, those fucking unmanned kids are talking nonsense with their cannon phones.’

[There are no human babies among the real unmanned ones.]

‘I can’t help it. Send me a picture.’

He said he would send a photo to each voice phishing criminal, and after a while, he sent a Hallubumba.

As soon as the transmission is complete, a number of drones can be seen screaming and possessed in the distance.

Seeing that sight, Cheonma realized that his last attempt had failed and smacked his lips.

‘Wherever you are.’

[I shouldn’t have a picture like this, but since you’ve seen this body, everyone should know.]

In the meantime, I suddenly became curious and asked Cheonma.

“But is there a reason why you really need that photo?”

“I’m going to composite the image of this throne and hang it up here in a big way!”

“……You’re so cheap, Chumayya.”

“Go!!!!!!”

Anyway, now that everything is sorted out, it’s time to get back to carrying out the guild’s requests.

I took Hye-ji, who was enforcing discipline from afar, and Jeong A-yeon, who was standing next to me like a traitor, to the information desk.

however.

“Let me proceed with your request.”

“Sorry, you can no longer perform requests.”

The receptionist simply told us coldly that she could not carry out our request.

“What’s broken? Isn’t it already repaired?”

“Just to clarify, as of today, your entry into our guild has been restricted.”

“No, why?”

“The Guild Master has restricted your access.”

The circumstances were as follows.

Because the internal damage was more severe than usual, we were restricted from entering and exiting, which was the cause.

Hyeji also went to find the guild master, saying, “I did it weaker than usual, so why are you being so sensitive!”, but the guild master had already run away to somewhere else.

Eventually, we gave up and decided to return to the academy.

Suddenly, Jeong A-yeon spoke urgently.

“This is ridiculous! We are all banned from entering!!”

Ban from entering the guild you wish to join.

It must have been fatal for Jeong Ah-yeon.

“To be exact, only Shinwoo students are prohibited from entering.”

“Oh, then that’s no problem.”

“Fuck you bitch.”

“Confucius? What are you doing? Get out quickly, you are disturbing me.”

Leaving us alone, Jeong Ah-yeon began to carry out the guild’s request with shining eyes.

But Hyeji just had an indifferent expression.

There is no need to proceed with a request from a low-level place.

Hearing that, some people flinched and glared at him fiercely.

No one moved.

My country will be like that too.

Because it’s so fucking scary.

So Hyeji and I had no choice but to go through the gate and return to the academy.

***

I returned to the academy, but the atmosphere felt very strange.

Even though it was the weekend, there were a lot of people milling about, and tearful laughter could be heard here and there.

The only thing they have in common is that they are all wearing clown makeup.

“…Hyeji, is today Halloween?”

“No, it’s a long way.”

They passed us, standing there dumbly, and started moving in unison somewhere.

As we follow in that direction, what we see is a large square in the center of the school with a large number of clowns gathered in it.

The sight of the clowns crowded together reminded me of the Gasan Digital Complex Station on the way to work.

‘What the fuck.’

[I see they’re having the world’s best clown competition.]

The area was filled with the sounds of screams, conversations, crying, and laughter.

It would be a natural result of so many people gathering together.

As soon as someone came up on stage amidst the commotion, the harmony died down.

That person.

‘Why is Elsia coming out from there?’

[Hasn’t the World Tree speech already ended?]

It was Elsia.

Elsia, dressed in clown makeup unlike usual, was slowly walking up onto the stage.

Red suit. White powder. Blue decoration around the eyes. A picture of a smiling expression on the mouth.

Even her head is wearing a green wig.

However, the huge chest was not hidden even by that appearance.

Rather, the voluminous look stands out due to the tight suit shirt.

“You fucking bitch.”

“…I didn’t say anything this time.”

Regardless of Hyeji’s sudden outburst, Elsia grabbed the microphone and shouted in a desperate voice.

“Everyone!!!! What should we do if it falls further!!!”

“””””ㅇㅇ@ㅇㅇ!! Just kill yourself and that’s it!!!”””””

“Then what if he goes further and encourages me to commit suicide!!!”

“””””ㅇㅇ@ Yeah~!! I already did it you bitch!!!””””””◦

“But what happens if you guys commit suicide!!!!”

“””””◦I’m going to break through the all-time high~!!!””””””

‘They were all coin-fed bastards.’

[Aren’t you half a coin addict too?]

‘Fuck, did I put it in because I wanted to?’

Elsia suddenly started pointing out someone in front of the stage.

“Hey clown!! Are you scared right now!!!”

“I’m not afraid!!!”

“Aren’t you afraid of this kind of crash!!!!”

“Because this money is not all my money, it’s the bank’s money!!!!”

“Great!! I also have more than half of my husband’s money!!!”

“Hey, you fucking punk!!!!!!!”

He rushed forward in a fit of rage.

However, the large crowd formed a solid wall protecting Elsia, blocking my charge.

Instead, he led me to the front row without causing me any harm.

As if he understood my anger.

Even though I got to the front row, Elsia didn’t notice me and started giving another explosive speech.

“Everyone!!! How can I break through the all-time high!!!”

“””””You must kill yourself!!!!!””◦”””

“But we can’t let these little lambs commit suicide! So do you know what we need!!!!”

“”””◦”Please teach me!!!!!””◦”””

“Listen!!! We must release the offering to advance summon the highest point!!!”

“”””◦”Advanced Summon!!!””◦”””◦”

‘Advanced Summoning…Elsia is more than capable of inheriting my ‘Winged Dragon of Ra’ deck.’

[You. Put that stupid deck away and use an Eldritch deck.]

‘No!!! Yu-Gi-Oh is a game for playing ‘Romance’ decks!!!’

[They say winning is romantic. You idiot.]

shut up.

This is the god called .

At that moment, Elsia screamed in a mad voice.

“So I prepared it!!! A sacrifice for our all-time high!!!!”

“”””◦”All time high! All time high! All time high!””◦”””

Everyone started to get into a high spirits because of Elsia’s words.

In the midst of all this madness, a plump figure is dragged from the back of the stage at Elsia’s beckoning.

The man was blindfolded and his limbs were tied up. He was being dragged around on a cart by a number of clowns, sweating profusely.

It must have been quite heavy.

And that person was someone I knew.

“Put this down!! I am the president of the academy!!!”

Yes, that’s right.

The president was dragged onto the stage with his limbs tied up and his eyes blindfolded.