episode_0073

“I think you heard wrong.”

Haha, this guy is true. What are you talking about?

You want me to become a god. You also have to joke in moderation.

“I’ll say it again! You can become a god!”

Fuck.

You didn’t hear wrong.

“···Is such a thing possible?”

“Hey, what did you hear from me? Of course I told you because it was possible.”

“Poetry, how do you not become a god?”

“I’ll lend you my hand for a moment.”

The lightning god gently grabbed my hand.

“Now, lightning is going to come out of my hand. It’s going to go into your body, so you have to stay still?”

“Now, wait a minute?!”

What goes into my body?

The moment you open your mouth to stop.

Suddenly, I felt a strange sensation in my hand.

It feels warm, but it also feels like it changes shape as you touch it, like clay.

When I looked at my hand with that strange sensation, I saw that the moment the lightning passed through my hand, it turned into a small sphere.

“Your body has already adapted to the faith. Is there any way to give up becoming a god other than to disappear before your body adapts?”

That means dying. are you kidding.

“Hey, God. It would be very difficult if my sister became God.”

“Yes why?”

“Well, I’m giving you protection to catch the Demon King. If you become a god, you can’t go down to the underworld, so if your sister becomes a god, won’t there be a problem? There will be no one to catch the Demon King.”

okay!

You speak well, our Yuna! Attack more! If I become a god, what will my original goal be?

“Ah, it’s okay. Once the faith has permeated the body, after the body fades away, you will wake up in the pantheon with the body in its prime. Before you die… Okay, should I say that you are a sage god?”

“Sage God?”

“It means that you are a human and a god at the same time. In other words, until your sister dies, you can travel back and forth freely from here. If she dies, you won’t be able to leave.”

“Oh, then it doesn’t matter.”

Who cares!

If I die in this state, I will become a god!

“Well, which scene would you like? Guys, what do you think?”

“Well, God of Swords?”

“It’s already there.”

“What about the god of battle?”

“I don’t know what he’s doing these days. I remember him saying he was going to a duel and fight the other day.”

“···God of heroes?”

“I don’t want to see that old man again.”

“What is it? Everyone has already taken over! Then how can you become a god?!”

“Sorry, it’s going to take a while to find what’s missing…”

“Why?!”

I think Yuna’s point of protest is slightly different.

For some reason, it seems like they want to make me into a god.

···No, right?

“In the past, there were a lot of new names that weren’t there yet, but now there are a lot of them… so it takes a little time to find the ones that aren’t there. The recorded tombstones have been erased.”

“Why is it erased now?”

“Hundreds of years have passed and new gods have not appeared, so they have all been erased.”

Was the pantheon itself a playground for old people? So much time has passed that the tombstone has weathered?

Hundreds of years have passed since new blood was transfused, but no newbies have emerged.

···But I am in the position of a newbie entering the playground of those old people?

Uh, I have to escape somehow…!

“There’s nothing I can do if I don’t have a divine name, Am. Unfortunately, I’ve decided to give up on becoming a god…”

“Is there a virgin god?”

“Huh? Oh, nothing. I remember that. There was a time when love was all the rage. Why aren’t there any virgins among the gods? I’m sure there are no virgin gods. There hasn’t been any since then.”

“You know, Airi. Are you a virgin?”

Oh, what…?

Why is Lisbeth suddenly asking such a question?

Ahaha, isn’t there a need to wonder whether she is a virgin or not…?

He looked into Lisbeth’s eyes and said.

“Uh, well. I am an experienced woman…”

“You are a virgin. Please be a virgin.”

“Okay. Virgin God, right?”

“for a moment?!”

Why did you get caught?!

No, where did my opinion go in the first place!

“Airi, you’re so embarrassed. Who will believe you if you say it while you’re sweating like that? Being a virgin is not something to be ashamed of.”

“That’s right, sister. There’s no shame in being chaste.”

“I thought so, sister, but I’m glad I wasn’t wrong.”

Holy crap.

Do I look like someone who’s never had sex before?

Why on earth are you so perceptive?

“Well, I checked. The Maiden God position is vacant. Now, we need to gather faith, so you guys pray.”

“What should I do about the content of my prayer?”

“Did you say her name was Airi? ···Airi is a virgin goddess. Let’s go with this.”

“All right.”

what? weird?

For some reason, the fact that I was a virgin who had never had sex put me in danger of being stuffed into this world in the name of God…

“Now, wait a minute. How about something other than a virgin scene? Isn’t there something a little fancier?”

“Um, do you want to tell me? I’ll look into it.”

“Uh, that’s… over there…”

Well, what is there?

Think, think. my brain!

What kind of excitement can I have to not be embarrassed…!

“I can’t seem to remember anything, so I’ll just go with the virgin scene?”

“Oh, no···!”

“Oh, I can’t help it. Just accept it. Still, it would be nice if you were a virgin god, right? Girls who want to keep virgins will have faith in you. You will receive quite a lot of faith. That would be good.”

not good.

It’s not good…!

I tried as hard as I could, but unfortunately, I couldn’t think of a new name that suited me anymore.

While I was thinking hard, three people who had finished praying approached me.

“···I don’t think anything has changed?”

“Wait a minute. Will anything change?”

Please, please, please…!

Please tell me it’s a lie!

“Oh, your sister has brightened up.”

“It’s because Faith is hovering over Airi’s body. It remembers that image. When the soul leaves the body, it will wake up in the pantheon with the form that Faith remembered.”

“So Airi is a god now?”

“Well, what if I die? Before I die, I’m just a human who can use the power of a god, so don’t worry.”

Okay, it’s over…

A pure white light was leaking from the body.

It’s really over now… I don’t have the energy to live anymore…

“···Do you hate virgin gods that much?”

“No! It’s proven that I’m a virgin!”

“I don’t know why I don’t like it…”

What are you doing if you’re not a god yet?

They say you can use power equivalent to that of a god!

What is the difference between being converted to an experienced position after a 3-month internship?

If you don’t work as an intern, you’ll get fired, but this is just a preliminary scene. It’s a job you can’t retire from even if you die.

At that time when I was about to fall into despair.

A thought passed through my mind.

“Just because she’s a virgin doesn’t mean she’s a virgin…!”

“Oh, that’s not possible. Gods are immortal, but if they can’t handle their divine power, they disappear. If I can’t shoot lightning, I can’t be called the god of lightning, right?”

shit.

I was just wondering. The possibility of having sex was gradually being denied…

“···If you don’t like virgin scenes that much, it’s not like there’s no way.”

“?! What, something! Tell me!”

I looked at the god of lightning. That frivolous face seemed to shine like a ray of light.

I can’t live like this as a virgin…!

“It’s like having multiple divine names.”

“···Many?”

“For example, imagine that you become a virgin god and gain new achievements.”

What good does that do?

I’m in a hurry, hurry!

When I urgently grabbed Lightning’s shoulder, he spoke without hesitation any longer.

“As a virgin, you will accumulate achievements that will be remembered by humans. For example, everyone will know that you poisoned the Demon King by feeding him food?”

“···Ugh, is that possible…? That’s a ridiculous example.”

“If you die in that state, the conditions for the second method are also satisfied. You will have two divine names. A virgin and a poison goddess, maybe?”

“Well, what if I’m not a virgin in that situation…?”

“Of course it will be a blow. One of your souls will be taken away, and it will be quite painful. Even if that happens, I think it would be better not to try it.”

From his perspective, he probably wants to stop me from giving up the title of God of Maidens.

However, seeing that I didn’t seem to have any intention of listening, I let out a small sigh and continued talking.

“But she won’t die. It will be painful and she will become weak, but the name of the Virgin God will disappear, and only the name of the Goddess of Poison will remain.”

“···!”

I saw a way…!

How can I abandon a virgin!

It’s not like I want to have sex once and then die.

She has already become half a virgin. If you abandon a virgin, she will die…!

In order to abandon a virgin, you must gain a new spirit. In other words, you need a reputation.

“Is there any monument left that confirms the name of the god I mentioned earlier?”

“Huh? It’s not a tombstone, but there is a really thick book. It’s probably fine.”

“Can I go see you for a moment?”

“···Well, it doesn’t matter.”

It was good.

I’m going to memorize all the divine names that I have potential for.

No matter what happens, I will show my amazing side to the humans down there and become another god!

Only virgin scenes are not allowed…! Only virgin scenes are not allowed…! I hate virgin scenes…!

“Huu, huu…. Seuuuup… Haa….”

“···Do you hate virgin gods that much, sister?”

What are you talking about!

“Isn’t it natural that you don’t like it!”

“Ah yes···.”

After scolding Yuna for talking nonsense, I began to read each and every story brought by lightning.

Please, please stay! Not a virgin god, but a somewhat normal god!

“I knew that my sister was interested in sex, but I didn’t know she would hate it so much…”

“Isn’t it because you think you will be remembered for dying as an old maid? I heard that some humans are ashamed of such things.”

“I think that’s very likely. You’re not tempted by a succubus, so there’s no way you’d want that.”

“Is that so? Well, even the succubus potion doesn’t work on her. I guess it’s just because she’s embarrassed.”

As I was devouring a book that I simply named the Encyclopedia of Divine Names, I did not hear what my colleagues were talking about.