episode_0070

I’ve played a lot of games over the years, but mostly in Leore.

That means I haven’t been able to play many of the new games that came out recently.

Whenever I wasn’t playing Leore, I would always play other games.

As I focused on Leore, I ended up accumulating a lot of games.

[🗡️All-powerful Cthulhu: There are a lot of other games coming out these days]

[🗡️All-powerful Cthulhu: It’s worth doing]

[Degazait]

[Do I really need to play another game? Let’s just continue with Leorena]

[Ao, lol, if you keep doing Leore, I’ll get sick of it]

[This is Kang Hu-min: Rather than continuing to play Leore, it is better to play other games in between so that Tama can have more fun playing Leore later.]

[As expected, the logic is strong in suppressing death lol]

“Then… let’s look for some games first.”

Since there are so many games out there, it took some time to look through them all.

It was important for me to find the game that was right for me.

With that in mind, I went to a site that sells games and briefly looked through the list.

Then you see a lot of games.

But I didn’t see any particularly attractive games.

[🗡️All-powerful Cthulhu: Hmm…]

[🗡️All-powerful Cthulhu: Nothing looks fun]

[Let’s go to Leore, let’s go to Leore, let’s go to Leore, let’s go to Leore, let’s go to Leore, let’s go to Leore, let’s go to Leore]

nYou have been temporarily dismissed!

[The Relgian dog is really cute lol]

[It’s a bit annoying..]

[Mangming: There aren’t many fun games out these days. There are a lot of games out there.]

[Why don’t games that I can seriously play for a week come out?]

[I wonder if games like that will continue to come out? LOL]

At that time, I was continuously looking for games.

“Huh?”

A game that caught my interest appeared.

Namely Student Simulator.

“What is this?”

Just by looking at the name of the game, you can roughly guess what the content is about.

[🗡️What the heck is the Omnipotent Cthulhu: Student Simulator?]

[Now there’s even a student simulation]

[I’ll go back to my high school days and take my classmates’ pants off! Hehehe..]

[Fuck, it’s gloomy]

[It’s so gloomy]

[This is Kang Hu-min: But everyone has imagined something like that at least once]

[joy:?]

[This is a really fucking cringeworthy critique lol]

There are almost no reviews as not many people have purchased the game yet.

The few reviews that exist don’t have anything to do with the game and end with the phrase, “The game is really fun.”

“Hmm… ”

The price is 8900 won.

I wonder if it’s worth spending this much money on a simulator.

After thinking about it for a moment-

[ Payment completed! ]

Payment has been completed.

Even if I wanted to play other games, there were no games to play.

If other games looked fun, I don’t know, but this was the only game that looked fun.

[🗡️All-powerful Cthulhu: I’m really buying this ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]

[Mangming: You’re throwing money into thin air…]

[I haven’t decided yet whether it will be fun or not.. It’s stupid to guess and curse in advance.]

[You have to eat shit to know it tastes bad?]

[Poop tastes pretty good, huh]

[under..]

[Poop! LOL Pee! LOL Milk helicopter! LOL]

[Ah, shit, this is so shallow]

[Why is it so shallow..]

“Since you bought it, you can try it and if it’s not fun, you can get a refund.”

There is no reason to lower your expectations by evaluating it in advance now.

I started playing the game with that thought in mind.

Then-

Tiring ringing ringing-!

The game begins as soon as you hear the bell ringing that you remember from your childhood.

Then, a crude game screen appears before my eyes.

I could judge it right away.

“Escape.”

I quit the game as soon as I saw the screen.

*

“Wow, I expected it to be that kind of game… but I never thought it would be that bad.”

I don’t have high expectations for simulator games, but… I never thought it would be this crude.

Of course, I’m the weird one for buying it even though it clearly said ‘I’m poop’, but it’s still the seller’s fault.

[🗡️All-powerful Cthulhu: Why would you buy that? LOL]

[I refunded you anyway, let’s have a drink]

[It’s ridiculous to eat shit and then complain that it tastes bad]

[Are these kids elementary school students? Why do they keep talking shit?]

[Bbaettaa.. Bbaettaeeet…!]

[The price is also ambiguous, making it difficult to get a refund]

While having such random conversations, I looked up all the other games…

“Ah, I really have nothing to do.”

There really weren’t any games worth playing.

A game of that level already came out last year.

[🗡️All-powerful Cthulhu: Then let’s do Leore]

[Leore go go]

[How the fuck are there no games worth playing?]

[No, there are games that were released before, so you can do that, but why do you insist on doing Leore?]

[This is Kang Hu-min: I’ve already seen all the endings of the games that were released before, so why bother playing them? Lol]

[Mangming: Then there are no games you don’t play?]

There was only one game I didn’t play.

“I do everything except FPS. FPS is too dizzying.”

I like RPG games, and AOS games too… but I hate FPS games because they’re too confusing.

I don’t know if I have talent or not, but even if I had talent, I wouldn’t have thought of doing it.

As I sat there thinking about that for a while.

Tiring-!

I got a text message on my phone.

There’s no one to text at this time.

‘Who is it?’

I checked my phone out of curiosity and saw that a familiar name had sent me a text message.

This is Lee Ye-ram.

You must be in class right now, how did you send a text message?

[Lee Ye-ram: Oppa, after school, I’ll finish it soon]

[Lee Ye-ram: Let’s go eat]

[Lee Ye-ram: I’m hungry]

[Me: What about the cell phone?]

[Lee Ye-ram: Originally, I didn’t collect cell phones, but these days]

[Lee Ye-ram: You look old]

“Huh, don’t they collect cell phones at school these days? My little brother said they don’t collect them these days.”

I wondered if this was real.

When I was in school, they would search my bag and collect all my cell phones. If I was caught hiding my cell phone, I would get beaten up.

[🗡️Cthulhu the Omnipotent: Surprisingly, it’s real lol]

[Really?]

[No, how can you not collect your cell phone? What the f*ck, lol. When I was in school, I couldn’t even get a proper haircut. This is ridiculous. Give me back my lost hair.]

[This is Kang Hu-min: People who went to elementary school will all agree that there were times when the police would walk around in the middle of school.]

[I’m an elementary school student and I really relate to this lol]

[This is really crazy]

“The world has changed a lot these days.”

I’m not that old, but I feel like things around me are changing with each passing day.

I replied to Lee Ye-ram, wondering how much things would change later.

[Me: Hmm]

[Me: What do you want to eat?]

It wasn’t common for Lee Ye-ram to ask me for something like this, so I usually granted it.

‘Is it because the college entrance exam is approaching?’

Well, it didn’t really matter.

You just have to do well on the college entrance exam later.

I checked the reply with that thought in mind.

[Lee Ye-ram: That..]

[Lee Ye-ram: Can’t we make galbi-jjim this time too?]

[Lee Ye-ram: Today, the school conducted a mock test and the results were really good.]

Galbijjim again!

Even Lee Ye-ram seemed to be very cautious when speaking about the fact that galbijjim has a price range.

After thinking about it for a moment-

[Me: Yeah]

[Me: I’ll pick you up after I’m done]

[Me: Ready to go right away]

I sent a reply.

I’m a student taking the college entrance exam soon, so what’s the point of restricting things here and there?

It is important to listen as much as possible and help them do well on the CSAT.

‘You can just pick them all out and eat them later.’

With such random thoughts in mind, I opened my mouth again.

“Then since I have nothing to do now anyway… I guess I should level up before the broadcast ends.”

[🗡️All-powerful Cthulhu: Hmm, yeah, yeah, you’re finally doing Leore]

[Leore Degasait]

[I need to raise my score, okay]

[It really doesn’t make sense that I wasn’t going to do Leore with that score]

[Hwanhee: Since we’re doing this, why don’t we do viewer recommendations instead of random picks this time?]

[It’s a bit tiring to do random picks every day]

Looking at the chat window, there was a suggestion that seemed pretty good.

Pick a champion based on recommendations from viewers.

Random picks have been a bit boring lately, but I agreed on the spot because it seemed like a pretty good option.

“It would be fun to play with champions recommended by viewers. I should try that.”

Let’s just leave out the overly bizarre stuff and just do things that seem moderately fun.

I played the game with that thought in mind.

*

How many hours passed like that?

When it was time to end the broadcast.

“…Why is my score like this?”

The score was weird.

[Dia 1 94LP]

To be precise –

The score was shattered.