episode_0067

After Friday, when I showed the president the beauty of parting,

The next day, Saturday.

[That’s fortunate.]

‘Fortunately, that’s fortunate.’

Fortunately, there was no direct disadvantage resulting from the meeting with the president.

To begin with, this is national land, not private land.

It is only natural that letting one’s personal pets loose here without permission is something to be condemned.

And that pet is disrupting the ecosystem of public land?

It never ends well.

‘If an ecosystem destroyer appears in the human world, it will be attacked with concentrated attacks.’

[Aren’t you also a destroyer of the ecosystem?]

‘What do you mean? I was at the top of the ecological pyramid from the beginning.’

[……Please don’t speak based on the ecosystem of beasts.]

If by any chance the pet were a cat, we cat moms would have tried our best to stop it.

Because dicks are cute.

But the president’s pet was no slut.

A hideous and gigantic wild boar whose name does not suit it at all.

Only the slaughtermen would welcome this.

So, as mentioned earlier, there was no direct disadvantage.

But even though he was rotten, he was the president and started to harass in other ways.

“When will it end, you piece of shit.”

Today is Saturday.

A precious weekend for others.

And for me, it is a week of suffering to carry out discipline.

It was unfair that I was the only one being punished, so I dragged half of my group along by force.

however.

“Shinwoo, I really feel like I’m going to fall.”

“Sir…I’m having a hard time too.”

“Confucius, when will it end?”

They complain of discomfort due to exhaustion from the forced march.

“There are new people everywhere!”

“Oh my, sir! Why are you stuck in the ground?”

“Confucius? Can you breathe when you’re so deep?”

” Do not call my name while watching garbage.

I even got to the point where I was confused with the trash scattered all over the mountain, as if I was going crazy.

[Strange? What is the difference between you and trash?]

‘You’re still breathing, you son of a bitch.’

The work began when the lizard man came early in the morning.

The lizard man immediately handed me several items.

A large plastic bag and tongs.

And one lunch box.

“Student Shinwoo. I would like you to clean up the back mountain during the weekend to carry out your disciplinary action. ”

“Suddenly?”

“Yes, the reason for the disciplinary action is a violation of the dignity of the president.

This was quite a stinging experience.

If you protest, you won’t get your principal back.

“……Is it okay if I bring other people along?”

“Yes, you just need to faithfully follow the disciplinary action.”

The disciplinary action was simple.

To clean the mountain behind the restaurant.

In other words, you have an entire weekend to clean up the trash on the mountain.

The reason for the disciplinary action is violation of the code of conduct.

It’s a crime that can be used as much as you want, if you want to take it and stick it anywhere.

That’s how we got to where we are now.

“Shinwoo, bring me the trash you collected. Let’s burn it first and go.”

“Honey! Let’s roast some sweet potatoes!”

“Elsia Sojourner? Why are you roasting sweet potatoes in a garbage fire?”

“If there is fire, bake it. Is there a problem?”

“…First of all, throw away those colorful mushrooms. You’ll only be able to eat them once in your life.”

As I was making a makeshift campfire by burning the trash I had brought, I suddenly started to feel hungry.

Looking at the time, it’s already lunchtime.

By the way, there will also be a lunch box prepared by the lizard man in the morning.

I wanted to settle down and have a meal.

“Let’s go eat something.”

The contents of the lunch box were better than I expected.

Stir-fried sausages on still warm rice. And various meat side dishes.

Luckily, there were no bugs on the menu, which lizards love.

“Sir! Please give me just a little bit!”

“Yeah.”

As soon as I said that and opened the lunch box, Elsia quickly grabbed the main side dishes and put them in her mouth.

Literally, almost everything.

“…Just a little bit. You little punk.”

Then, Elsia’s eyes, who was eating food as if possessed, came into focus.

Elsia, who finally made a gloomy expression and apologized to me.

“Ah… Here we go again… I’m sorry.”

“Ugh…I can’t help it.”

I looked at the contents still left in the lunch box.

All that’s left is plain rice and seaweed, along with lightly grilled chicken breast and stir-fried kimchi.

But there was still something left to eat.

Then, the moment I turned my gaze towards Elsia.

Elsia is seen lowering her head, looking at her right hand, and muttering something.

“Why do you keep doing this? It’s safe now, why.”

But I couldn’t hear what he was mumbling.

Instead, there was another sound heard.

– Gulp.

A primal sound expressing hunger.

The source was Elsia.

[You seem quite hungry.]

‘It looks like you didn’t even pack enough food.’

I gave half of the lunch box to Elsia.

“What are you going to do if you put your food money in coins? Eat quickly.”

“Thank you, sir! But don’t worry! It will definitely go up!”

“Yeah, it will go up well.”

Meanwhile, Hyeji and Jeong Ayeon were sharing the combat rations that Hyeji had brought.

After everyone had eaten.

We started picking up trash again.

but.

“Nimi, why are there mostly condoms and cigarettes?”

There was so much fucking garbage.

As part of the outdoor play, condoms and cigarettes can be seen just by walking a little.

Much more than the cup ramen or kimbap you threw away.

Some condoms didn’t even have the ends tied.

It was really fucking crazy.

‘Do you only have sex, fucked kids.’

[Everyone else is doing it except you.]

A slight dizziness came over me and I let out a sigh without realizing it.

“They’re so colorful. Are they Infinity condoms?”

“Sir, whenever I see condoms like this, I think they’re so dirty.”

Elsia came to my side before I knew it.

Elsia looked at the condom scraps with some disgust.

“Surprisingly, you have a common ground. Who would do something like this in a sacred place of education?”

“Pregnancy is proof of love. It’s not scary, so why use a condom?”

“……”

It was a line I’d heard somewhere before.

‘That’s probably the number in the pupil.’

[You! I’ve given you a warning, so don’t do it again! Plus, it hasn’t even been 72 hours!]

‘Oh, shit. Right.’

Thanks to Elsia’s remarks, the atmosphere suddenly became heavy, which was not appropriate for a light novel tag.

Meanwhile, Hyeji suddenly started muttering with a serious expression from far away.

I couldn’t hear it well because it was far away.

A strangely ominous feeling rose up in me.

“Would two be enough…or should we have three?”

“Miss Hyeji? Are you okay? Are you feeling unwell?”

Anyway, we can’t stop here.

Discipline is discipline.

Soon, the trash expedition began to move forward again.

***

“Sir! There’s something over there!”

I was picking up trash for about two hours.

Suddenly Elsia raised her hand and pointed somewhere.

It was strange that he pointed it out right away, even though it was hard to see clearly in the thick forest.

“Elsia? Where are you talking about?”

“There it is! The spirits told me!”

“Hey, Kkanp. If you keep talking nonsense, I’ll roast you again.”

“No, Hyeji! This time, it’s real!”

Last time, Hyeji and Elsia’s duel.

It was said that it ended with Hyeji’s overwhelming victory.

Of course.

Of course, Elsia is not weak either.

First of all, gold level.

And with the ability to implement a butterfly, you can use it in various ways.

Mainly to tie up the opponent or to defend oneself.

It’s an ability with considerable utility.

but.

‘…Fuck, Hyeji’s settings are too strong.’

[Shouldn’t you have written the novel well from the beginning?]

‘No, did I write that? Some idiot wrote it.’

It was useless in the face of overwhelming violence.

Eventually, from that day on, their names were changed.

Hyeji is a pro at Elsia.

Elsia has Hyeji as her older sister.

Anyway, we started walking in the direction Elsia pointed.

About 30 minutes had passed.

The moment when Hyeji, who was going crazy from boredom, stopped herself from burning the forest.

From a distance, a villa that seemed out of place with its surroundings caught my eye.

“It was real?”

“I told you! I meant it!”

“Kampya, honestly, I didn’t believe it either.”

Then suddenly I remembered that Elsia had heard the spirit speak earlier.

“But Elsia? You listen to the spirits. Are you a spirit master too?”

“No, we’re not that close. They only make noise when they need to.”

“Hey, Kampf. Aren’t elves supposed to have max affinity with spirits?”

At that moment, Elsia began to look quite aggrieved.

“I tried to dissect it, but then it suddenly became disconnected. I was speechless.”

“….what?????”

“……I think the reason you were discriminated against wasn’t because you were mixed race, but because you were just crazy.”

“Ah! I’ve arrived!”

The appearance of the villa was quite unusual.

At first glance, from a distance, it seemed as if the area deep in the mountains was practically abandoned.

Because accessibility was the worst.

But the moment I got closer to the villa and saw its exterior.

I had to admit that I was wrong.

Very luxurious appearance.

The villa structures were cleaned quite cleanly, without a speck of dust.

It seemed like someone had been managing it properly until recently.

The moment I approached, my tension rising in case I ran into a stranger, the door to the villa opened.

And what came out of that was.

“Student Shinwoo?!”

“…Why is my sister there?”

None other than the lizard man.

The lizard man I had briefly met in the morning was now just coming out of the villa.

She is wearing a maid outfit and holding cleaning tools.

It seemed like they were probably cleaning the villa.

The lizard man began to become very agitated, as if he had not anticipated this situation at all.

Even though it was a lizard’s face, you could tell it was panicked.

“Hey…How is it here?”

“I came here after cleaning up some trash. Do you happen to own this place?”

“No, that’s not it…”

A lizard-like creature that starts to slur its words.

But the answer was already sufficient.

As soon as we heard that it wasn’t ours, we started moving into the villa right away.

Only then did the lizard men start to desperately try to stop us.

“Huh? Ah! No! You can’t come in!”

Of course, I lightly ignored such dissuasion.

Who would kick someone out if they’re not the landlord?

A villa that was pushed in without permission.

The interior was truly luxurious.

I have never been there, but it seemed to have most of the basic amenities of a high-end pension.

As if that wasn’t enough, some rooms even had studies.

However, there was one strange thing.

The fact that only the room with the study had a separate bathroom where one could wash oneself.

‘There’s already a bathroom outside, so why put it here?’

[Something is strange.]

In particular, when Jeong A-yeon and I, who were interested in the study, entered the room, the lizard man began to tremble.

A restless look.

It was as if there was a treasure in this room.

‘Treasure… The One Piece is here!’

[Look it up! The whole world is here!]

There were a lot of books in the study.

The genres were diverse, but they had one thing in common.

Novels that are oriented towards men and contain plenty of harem elements.

Except for one book.

The novel was progressing well, but then changed course to a romance with a man.

Carefully, and fatally, as if sinking into a swamp.

Although there was only one copy, the Nobel values within me could never forgive its existence.

‘Kill me. You’re a fire starter.’

[The only drift this body can tolerate is Mario Kart Drift!]

After condensing the hatred in his heart, he picks up the book and pulls it out as if he were going to throw it away.

But the book only went up to a certain level and didn’t move any further.

Instead, there was a clicking sound on the bookshelf.

‘Huh????????? What is it??’

[Ah???????? What is it??]

Part of the bookshelf rotated.

Unintentionally.

I discovered a secret passage in the villa.