episode_0065

A group of warriors suddenly encounter the Four Heavenly Kings, Asterios.

However, they won the first phase of the boss battle thanks to Arthur’s hard work and Elizabeth and Lucia’s fantastic team play.

With the magic support of the beastman magic corps, Rinne’s 7th level anti-magic was used to easily pass the 2nd phase.

However, as soon as Phase 3 is entered, Asterios, who thought the situation was completely over, lunges at Sihyeon.

The most important talent in the warrior party and the focal point of all of them. To the only blue one point.

Therefore, as soon as the colleagues sensed the attack, they immediately ran towards Sihyeon.

“Warrior!!!!! No, no———.”

-Shashashashashashasha!!!

“… … … ?”

… No, I tried to run.

Until I saw Asterios, who flew right in front of the vision, surrounded by a white sphere of divine power.

A white divinity that shines brightly as if blocking the dark red magic energy flowing out from the demons.

Although it only shined for a moment, the dazzling light emitted by the nova was enough to bring the group to a halt.

-Flap flutter. Sungdeong, Sungdeong.

‘I wonder if this is right, but let’s cut it and think about it first.’

… They didn’t know it, but it was just the trajectory of Sihyeon’s wings.

In a time accelerated by the ‘food preparation’ correction of the cooking skill, Sihyeon flew around Asterios and swung his Chinese sword.

But to others it was completely invisible.

Even the strongest of the Four Heavenly Kings could barely follow him with his eyes and be terrified.

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How could they, as humans, stop time and check with the naked eye the vision of a flying vision?

Therefore, what they observed was only the result, not the process.

-Whirik… Sararak.

“… … What!!?”

In the blink of an eye, Asterios fell to the ground in vain.

A body made of bones, a strong body that boasts a hardness that surpasses that of diamond.

… It was cut so finely that it couldn’t even be played.

As if trying to use it as a cooking ingredient.

-Cow!!!

“… … What?”

And, after the only unharmed skull fell to the ground with a heavy sound.

Asterios, the warrior party, and the beastmen who watched the mythical fight.

Leaving the servants and camps, we all came up with one thought.

-quiet.

‘now… ‘What happened?’

In fact, I blinked and the strongest demon was broken into pieces, leaving only the skull.

It is natural that understanding cannot keep up with reality.

As a suffocating silence fell over the battlefield, all dumbfounded gazes were focused on one place.

At the end of that gaze, Sihyeon had a puzzled thought.

‘… … Cooking skills are a bit expensive, right? lol.’

I also have a conscience, so I never dared to say it out loud.

* * * * * *

-Pagak… Tiring!

[Four Heavenly Kings – You have succeeded in subjugating Asterios. Points held increase by 5,000,000 Pt.]

The battle ended with Rinne striking the final blow after stepping on the skull that had fallen to the ground.

At the same time, a massive level-up effect blooms among the party members.

okay. We had gone beyond the confirmed defeat event and had barely succeeded in defeating Asterios.

“… … .”

-Swipe. Hesitantly.

‘Soo, I’m suffocating… .’

But I couldn’t be happy.

Because the gazes of my companions staring at me in silence were so breathtaking.

… Well, I think I would look at it that way if a chef suddenly brought in Chinese food and made a fool of himself.

But the way to explain was difficult.

‘How should I explain this… ‘It’s not even my fault.’

Until now, I was able to say that it was thanks to God’s miracle that I was able to cook and eat Buffoni Hill.

With ‘Erenion’s Protection+++’, you can now tank only 3 times, and now you can even fight? So I’m going to do tank, damage, and heal all by myself?

It was an issue that could not be resolved even if the name of the main god was sold. I wonder if I’ve gone too far beyond the line of talking about cooking.

Because of this, I was lost in thought without an answer as to how to explain this…

Fortunately, this extremely difficult atmosphere was soon completely reversed.

-Stop!! mum!!

“… Ah, Shinsoo.”

Asterios was just about to look down and shake his head when he came running to me.

With everyone’s attention focused, Jeommummi…

The ceremony began.

And that too, on an all-time scale.

-Bingrrr.

“… … … !!!!!?”

‘Oh my god, how many flips do you have to do!?’

A square that seemed to stand on its own two feet, but then jumped up into the sky and somersaulted.

The sight of him successfully doing a somersault that took him nine turns in the sky several times was a sight to behold.

As if that wasn’t enough, he stands in front of the ruins of Asterios and imitates the goal celebration of a famous soccer player…

In my ear, ‘Hooo!’ We all gaped at the action, which was so snappy that the exclamation of “” was automatically reproduced.

“Wow… .”

‘… What are you so excited about? No, I won’t be this excited even if Marshal Cheolcheon dies.’

-Roaring.

The atmosphere was instantly reversed by the crazy performance shown by the world’s most square dog.

The suffocating silence was blown away by our exclamations and the murmurs of the prisoners.

And finally.

-Mrrr… mum! Stop!!

– Pat. Pat pat.

“Si, Shinsu… ?”

Mummumi spun around and patted our calves with his front paws.

It was a movement full of uniqueness, as if he was praising us.

Especially when it comes to me,

-mum. Stop!!

-Jump up. Pat pat pat.

“… … … .”

‘Am I petting at all? ?’

It jumped up on my shoulder and started stroking my head with its front paws.

It was only natural that I was dumbfounded.

I never thought I would get patted by a dog in my life.

… In the meantime, touch. No, it’s twice as absurd because the front foot feels strangely good.

“Savior… What on earth is that divine beast…? .”

“Oh my god, how can a dog… Not!!!”

However, the group was shocked for a moment.

Thanks to Elizabeth’s outburst, reason returned to the eyes of the companions.

After being lost for a moment, I too came to my senses with a shiver.

“… Hmm!!?”

“Yo, hero!! What was that just now!? Asterios suddenly becomes a pile of bones… No, it’s a good thing!! Did you know how to fight!!?”

And then Elizabeth began questioning again.

However, that voice did not contain any distrust towards me.

The sight I presented. It’s thanks to Mummummi, who had an even greater impact, still on top.

Thanks to this, I opened my mouth with ease unlike before.

Because I felt it intuitively. Now that Mummummi has distracted me, I think I can vaguely explain it.

“It’s not a battle, it’s just preparing the ingredients. Because he’s just a cow bone.”

“… … Oh, angel? Anyway, that doesn’t make sense.”

“Did the Lord give you that kind of power? In the first place, I attach limbs that fell off during cooking, and I can also do some trimming of the ingredients.”

“That, um, magically speaking, doesn’t make sense… .”

“Thanks to you, we defeated the Four Heavenly Kings, so it’s good anyway! Wow~! Subdue the Four Heavenly Kings who have never been defeated before!! We are amazing!!!”

-Stop, stop!!

I didn’t miss the opportunity and excitedly froze.

To be honest, my conscience was pricked as I said it…

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As I kept repeating to myself, ‘Cooking skills are a lie,’ the triangle in my mind became a little rounder.

Moreover, thanks to Meommumi barking in agreement from above, the group nodded their heads hesitantly.

“In that case, it’s a good thing, but… .”

-Hesitantly.

Of course, it didn’t seem like they were completely convinced, but somehow, the colleagues seemed to have just accepted it and thought, ‘I can do that because it’s me.’

When I saw that, I let out a small sigh of relief,

-Jump… Frown.

‘… … Wait, you really?!!

Only then did Mummummi jump down from the top of my head and secretly wink at me.

… No, no matter how smart he is. To be honest, I feel like he is the most mature and considerate among our group.

Is it really for me that you made this mess?

“Stop… No, Shinsu. if… … .”

-Stop!! Stop stop stop!!!

However, there was no time to ask Mummumi, ‘Is this really what you were aiming for?’

Meommumi jumped down and barked loudly at the beastmen lined up near the castle wall…

“… … Hey, you heard that right?!!! Everyone, that person… No, let’s bring people approved by God!!!”

“Wow!!!!”

-It’s crying.

“… … !!!!?”

At the same time, the beastmen were running towards us.

Not only mixed-bloods, but also pure-blooded beasts that retained their animal form came running in a panic, regardless of their status.

As if it had been ordered by someone absolute and impossible to resist.

And we were like, ‘Huh? uh?’ While doing this, I was surrounded by prisoners.

-Flashing.

“… Hueh?!!”

“I will serve you!! You guys are that person… No, he is our benefactor recognized by God!!!”

Since then, I have dozens of meerkats. No, the Villans suddenly heard it.

The group of Villanches raised me high, almost as if they were rinsing, and then started running.

“Now, wait a minute. What on earth is this… I can walk, so let go of this!!!”

“How can we let our benefactors walk on the ground!!!”

“Huh? Wait, suddenly… .”

“Mongrel… No, Rinne!! Come here!!!”

Even the other party members seem to have been lifted and moved around.

however… Because there was no sense of any intention to intimidate us.

no. On the contrary, we felt determined that if they did not treat us well, they would be punished from heaven.

My colleagues and I talked to each other with our eyes and decided to sing along to this melody.

In the middle of it all, something came flying down the carpet and flew past us, and Amine shouted loudly.

“We’re holding a festival for that person’s benefactors!!!”

-Oooo!!!

‘Is he really stopping? Are you stopping!!!?

-Stop. mum.

… Mummummi, who was probably the culprit, was lying comfortably behind Amine’s rug, with her feet crossed.

The way he leisurely puts his front paw towards me is like, ‘You had a hard time, right? It felt like he was saying, ‘Have a drink~’.

It’s my mood… I want to believe that.

No matter how much I thought about it, it wasn’t my fault.

What is he?