episode_0065

The gorals were losers, but we did not execute them.

Because all animals were equal before the mountain lord.

Of course, the gorals were treated a little less equally than other animals.

“Your feet are good, and two feet are bad. How dare you turn on the Wi-Fi while standing on two feet, even though you’re a deer.”

[…You are also a biped.]

‘Let’s skip that part since we can switch to a four-legged stance in an emergency.’

Meanwhile, I was trying to hand over the title of Mountain Lord to Captain Rat.

Because the POG for this fight was Captain Jumerica.

But Captain Rat politely and clearly refused.

“Shinwoo, what on earth were you talking about?”

“The hero is willing to give up the title of mountain lord.”

“……I don’t know what a mountain army is, but why?”

“You have to go and punish those who don’t join Plus.”

[Aren’t there pluses on both sides?]

‘It would be good if both of them joined.’

At that moment, Elsia shouted in excitement.

“Sir! These days, there are so many downloads that you don’t even need to sign up!”

“Captain. This is the kid.”

“Tick tick!!”

The captain picked up a flat, circular piece of wood from somewhere and threw it at Elsia.

The sharp flying piece of wood hit Elsia’s temple directly.

“Ouch! The person over there said it, not me! I said plus!”

Where Elsia pointed, one of the kitchen workers was seen reading a novel.

That too in text format.

The employee who felt that eyes were on him quickly ran away, but he could not escape Captain Rat’s punishment.

[What should I call that? Should I still call him a true reader?]

‘It’s a personal choice, but that’s just a true chew.’

The noble Captain Rat apologized to Elsia after executing the restaurant staff.

And he left me the number of Disney’s legal department, telling me to call him anytime I needed help.

As soon as Captain Rat disappeared, I tore the paper with my phone number on it into pieces.

‘This is ominous.’

[It’s not a double-edged sword. It’s just a knife that’s halfway stuck in your neck.]

At that moment, the unconscious martial arts deer slowly regained consciousness and began to rise.

I approached the deer and exchanged glances without saying a word, and the deer noticed my gaze and met my gaze.

A moment of silence.

And the silence was broken when I opened my mouth.

“Did you shake off the feeling of being depressed?”

The goral, surprised by my words, soon began to show a relieved expression.

Then the deer brought its forelegs together and grabbed the prize.

I also answered Gorani with a lottery ticket.

“First, strike the sky that is Yangji Jinpung. That is the path of the Heavenly Horse that Nophia is trying to take.”

“Keeek!”

The martial arts deer turns its back and walks away from us.

The figure disappeared into a small dot, and only then did Peace speak to me.

[If you were going to do it, why don’t you hit the sky called Disney?]

‘It’s not the sky, it’s the universe. If you touch it, you’re screwed. ”

The beasts began to feast on the hastily prepared midnight snacks prepared by the kitchen staff.

Of course, excluding the gorals.

Because the mercy that could be shown to the losers was simply sparing them.

Meanwhile, Elsia had quietly joined the pack of beasts and was eating a midnight snack with them.

[…Why doesn’t it look like there’s no discomfort?]

‘I really don’t know who the beast is.’

After dinner, the beasts that had filled their bellies greeted me and then returned to their original places one by one.

It is, of course, the deer’s job to clean up.

Because the gorals that lost their focal point, the martial arts gorals, are just a mere labor force.

Meanwhile, Jeong A-yeon was the only one who still hadn’t come to her senses.

“Hey! Jeong A-yeon! I won, right? I’ll make a wish later.”

“Huh-”

“Shinwoo, this time it broke down a bit badly?”

“Huh-”

“Change your laughter. It’ll be hard if you get a plagiarism report.”

Even though it’s the same platform, it’s not a problem if you plagiarize the sound of laughter.

Even the representative was careful not to plagiarize the crying sound.

The moment Hye-ji started to drag the crazy Jeong Ah-yeon halfway, one of the kitchen staff handed me an envelope.

“What is this?”

“Ah! This is the processed wild boar I caught for lunch earlier.”

“Sir! Please give me some too!”

“……Take it in moderation.”

“Yes! Appropriately! I’ll take it!”

Elsia took the bag and took some of the meat.

A lot.

The weight of the returned envelope was so much lighter than the one I had initially received from the kitchen staff.

[…Isn’t that too little?]

‘Even the Monster Hunter Guild would take less than this.’

But today’s victory was so sweet that I decided to let it go to this extent as a joke.

Because if you think about it, I didn’t lose anything.

After that, we each returned to our dorms, and as soon as we entered, we looked at the meat we had just received.

The kitchen staff said that most of the pork parts were cut into appropriate portions.

However, the only part left inside the envelope was the hind leg meat.

The cheapest part of pork sold at butcher shops.

‘Ha…Elsia you bitch…you said moderation.’

[……Take a taste.]

Taking Peace’s advice into account, I decided to try baking only a very small amount.

The taste of the wild boar meat, golden brown in a frying pan, really exceeded my expectations.

In a very bad sense.

It’s tough.

I’m so fucking tired.

The smell of the fish didn’t go away even after sprinkling so much pepper on it.

It was like chewing on a smelly rubber band.

‘I can’t fucking eat this. Even stew is no answer.’

[Throw it away.]

The remainder of the grilled meat that I hadn’t eaten yet was naturally given a one-way ticket to the food waste bin.

The uncooked meat was roughly tied up and thrown into the freezer.

Although there was honestly no material loss, I felt so sorry for my tongue and teeth.

‘I’m sorry… I got dirty…’

[How about roughly roasting it and feeding it to the animals?]

‘If you give this to me, there will definitely be a rebellion. It will be the second Im-o Incident.’

Since I couldn’t use money, I couldn’t even wash my mouth with beer.

It was a really shitty situation.

***

When I looked it up later, it said that wild boar meat had to be aged before eating.

Otherwise, it’s just not worth eating.

However, Elsia and the escort elves said that they ate every last bit of it on the day they received it.

“…..Huh? Aren’t you tired?”

“Yes! It was softer than tree bark!”

“…I’m sorry to ask you this, but is there anything else you want to add?”

“……I have some left, so I’ll give it to you tomorrow.”

Then he remembered that Elsia had taken the meat, and he let out a little complaint.

“But isn’t it crossing the line to only take the delicious parts?”

“…I’m sorry. It’s harder to control than I thought.”

Elsia answers with a slightly depressed look.

But I didn’t plan on saying anything major, so I decided to just let it go.

Even if I had them, I felt like I would throw them all away.

“Anyway, I’m glad you ate well, huh?”

Last time, I unconsciously ate fried food and toilet paper without distinguishing between them.

There seemed to be something there, but I didn’t bother to touch it.

[Aren’t you curious?]

‘I’m curious, but it might be a sensitive issue.’

Since the last war, I’ve ordered the gorals to take turns cleaning the mess hall during dinner time.

It was something I should have done originally, but it seems like criminals have to be used to the fullest extent possible.

I will make it so that you will never dream of rebellion again.

‘I love unpaid subcontracting.’

[…You are gradually becoming a professor.]

Besides, after the war, guards were no longer needed.

Because the enlightened martial arts gorani signed a pledge never to approach the restaurant again as a token of gratitude.

There was no need for me to intervene, as my beast friends would sometimes look after the minimum security in case something went wrong.

It was the completion of the beast’s autonomous defense system.

Naturally, my restaurant work became considerably less difficult.

What I do is sit in a restaurant and have a conversation or read a book.

Or maybe you just wake up from your sleep.

Currently, Hyeji, Elsia, and I were sitting on chairs in the restaurant, sprawled out.

In Elsia’s case, she was practically lying down and eating all the food provided by the restaurant.

Even now, it’s amazing to see the hands and mouth moving automatically even though I was looking somewhere else.

Meanwhile, Hyeji stopped drawing the blueprint and started spouting off words while looking at Elsia with a blank expression.

“When I see her eating, I can’t tell if she’s an elf or a piglet.”

“Oh my~. Unlike my younger sister, my older sister only goes to one place to eat~.”

Hyeji swept her chest with an empty look in her eyes.

I didn’t even have the heart to sweep it away.

Then suddenly he started pointing at Elsia and laughing.

“……For something like that, the sides stick out a lot?”

“Shut up.”

Elsia gently pinched her side.

And then he quickly slapped his other hand, which was still moving automatically, to make it put down the fries.

Soon, the atmosphere between the two began to become increasingly tense.

“If I bump into my little brother, I think I’ll get additional wall damage~.”

“They say that the old tree lived by eating tree bark, but isn’t this fratricide for an old tree to eat another tree?”

From the beginning, it was a slaughter, not a check.

And of course.

“… My heart is so heavy that I want to give it to you, but I can’t, which is too bad.”

“…I turned into a pig because I ate too much, so eating a wild boar should also be considered fratricide?”

It didn’t end with one time.

Before they knew it, bright smiles appeared on both of their faces.

However, there is also a sight that doesn’t quite match that smile.

A rifle in Hyeji’s hand.

And the ominous butterflies that started appearing around Elsia.

Any further fighting is dangerous.

To stop this, the main character must step forward.

First of all, it was Hyeji.

“Hyeji.”

“Why? I’m not angry.”

“Don’t be like that. Even with your flaws, you’re still attractive enough.”

Hyeji didn’t say anything anymore and kept a smile on her face.

It seems like Hyeji’s side has been resolved to some extent, so now it’s Elsia.

“Elsia.”

“Speak up, sir!”

“You don’t look fat at all. It’s not even that noticeable.”

Elsia’s smile deepened.

Then Hyeji and Elsia looked at each other and started laughing.

It seems like my intention was conveyed properly.

I even put it in bold just in case, so I’m glad you noticed.

‘It’s so nice to see you smile.’

[Just turn around, you.]

The two of them continued to smile unchangingly.

The change only happened to me.

Suddenly, Elsia’s butterfly wrapped around my body and pinned me to the wall of the restaurant.

At the same time, Hyeji is smiling and aiming at me with a rifle.

At that moment, the number above Hyeji’s head went up by one.

“Shinwoo? What have I been through?”

“…3-point shot?”

Hyeji’s smile didn’t disappear even after my answer.

However, looking closely now, I noticed that his eyes didn’t seem to be smiling.

” Born, chew.

It’s already too late.

Hyeji immediately switched the position of the controller to continuous fire and fired bullets into every corner of my body.

Without missing a single step.

The two consciences that Hyeji showed.

One is that it was a rubber bullet.

Another thing is that my Juji didn’t attack.

‘I guess I can see the successor.’

[Don’t worry about seeing the sun tomorrow.]

Only after two magazine exchanges did Elsia finally release me.

And this time, Hyeji and Elsia started to laugh while looking at each other.

“Sister, come with me. We have to see the end too.”

“Brother, I’ll tell you who’s on top today.”

The two of them laughed heartily and leisurely left the restaurant, leaving me lying there with a thud.

As I groan in pain, a squirrel comes into view.

I thought it was coming closer to me and wanted to help me.

“Oh my gosh. You came to help me. After all, there’s no one else but you-”

But then the squirrel suddenly raised its front paw sharply and tried to poke my eyes.

Looking closely, the squirrel’s eyes were not ones for saving someone.

Eyes filled only with desire and longing.

That beast was after my life.

To be exact, it must have been aimed at the title of Sangun.

‘You’re betraying me when I’m not even a car?’

I swung my hand and hit the squirrel.

As a result, the squirrel flew far away and got stuck in the outlet.

“-Squirrel Thunder!!!!!!”

Soon, the squirrel’s entire body was shocked and he trembled, then died instantly.

It was the miserable words of a man who had failed in the back of his head.