episode_0064

A myriad of sounds intertwined and a magnificent sight unfolded.

The charge of four-legged beasts that makes the ground shake.

Eagles and countless birds fluttering their wings across the sky.

Rodents, snakes, and even cats running between the huge beasts.

As you get closer to a large number of deer, their roars become louder.

But no one is scared and they keep accelerating.

When we got close enough, the battle began as I struck the face of the first-line deer.

“Get behind!!! You harmful assistants!!!”

As many deer transitioned to bipedalism, they began to power up their forelimbs with Wi-Fi.

A very threatening appearance.

However, the wild boars at the forefront of the formation unfold the 108 Nahanjin formation and push back the gorals with their overwhelming mass.

“Kueeek!!!!”

“Kkiweeek!!!!”

The atmosphere is getting more and more heated.

The birds gained control of the air and began attacking the deer from the sky.

The snakes bit the ankles of the deer as they avoided the antelope’s flashy forsythia steps.

A group of felines led by the black tiger were trampling the deer with their characteristically nimble movements and cat-like punches using their claws.

But even among those beasts, there were some that stood out.

A small but bravest black rat.

The black rat began to take over the battlefield.

The sight of them tearing off the heads of the deer and moving on to other deer.

It far surpassed the fighting power of rats.

The monster hunter itself, who launches a step attack with every attack.

“Go!! Mickey Mau-”

“Shinwoo! Please shut up!”

“Confucius! Shut your mouth!”

“Sir! Whoosh whoosh! That’s dangerous!”

[You! Please shut up! Aren’t you scared of Disney’s legal team!]

‘-Sval, it’s a bit scary there.’

An urgent cry from the group.

It seems that he felt that the novel’s existence was momentarily in danger.

Meanwhile, five deer were already incapacitated by the black rats.

The true ruler of the battlefield.

But what blocked the black rat’s brave advance.

It was none other than the martial arts deer.

Another step attack from the black rat.

However, the martial arts goral blocked the approach by striking the attack with only one of its front legs.

With a face full of insignificant sneers.

“Take it!!!!”

“No!!!! Nophia killed Disney!!”

[……If you get a call from the legal department of Nopia or Disney, just accept it and say, ‘It was meant to be.’]

A black rat flew powerlessly into the darkness, leaving behind only a short cry.

To avenge that grudge, I confronted the martial arts deer.

At that moment, a heavy silence came.

It wasn’t because the noise around it had stopped.

Because my body was extremely tense due to meeting a strong opponent.

A brief standoff.

After that, as if we had exchanged signals, we simultaneously kicked the ground and rushed at each other.

The distance between me and the martial arts deer narrowed in an instant.

A situation where both sides are within the gap of each other’s attack.

I immediately tried to load my fist and punch him in the right side.

At that moment.

“Confucius! Dodge to the left!”

Suddenly, Jeong A-yeon shouted from behind.

I glanced at Jeong Ah-yeon and saw that the number above her head had gone up by one.

I guess I regressed just before the fight.

After hearing Jeong Ah-yeon’s words, I tried to dodge to the left.

But an incomprehensible sense of discomfort restricted my movements.

At the same time, my intuition was sending me an urgent warning.

Don’t go left.

In the end, instead of listening to Jeong Ah-yeon, I trusted my intuition and quickly turned my body to the right.

At that moment, the goral’s regime was thrown to my left.

A huge gust of wind followed, fiercely piercing through the space and proving its power.

“No, avoid that!!”

“Hey, you fucking bitch!!”

The red number above Jeong Ah-yeon’s head slowly rose.

But there was no time to yell at Jeong A-yeon anymore.

This time, the number above the goral’s head went up by one.

Because the distance was close, a shard of the mirror was created, but I couldn’t look into it.

The reason is that I was so surprised by the gorals narrowing the distance even further than before that I couldn’t bring myself to look into it.

A deer approached me and dug its forepaws into the fur on my lower body and started to fumble.

What soon appeared was a thick and huge object that did not suit the goral at all.

It was big, sturdy, and hard to believe it was a goral.

Yes, that’s right.

It was a double-barreled shotgun.

Gorani quickly shouldered the double-barreled shotgun and pointed the muzzle at me.

After a while, the deer chuckled and let out a short cry.

“Kkieeeek.”

– Bang!!!!!!!!

I lay flat on the ground and barely managed to avoid the bullets that were headed towards me.

And then he rolled on the ground, out of the deer’s sights, and tried to communicate.

“That technique just now. Is it Mancheonhwawoo (滿天火雨)?”

“Kkekeke.”

A deer nods in agreement with what I say.

Then, upon seeing that sight, Jeong A-yeon’s voice was heard denying reality.

“Fuck! Where the hell do you see that saying Mancheonhwawoo(滿天花雨)!! And the Chinese characters are wrong!!”

“Hey! Gorani! Answer me! Isn’t a double-barreled shotgun a classic martial arts?”

“Kkieeeek Kkieeek!”

“Shinwoo, what did you say?”

“Gorani said, ‘Of course it’s a traditional martial arts story.’”

I was not wrong.

From now on, the birthplace of martial arts will be America, the land of guns.

[You can realize the secret of the Sacheondangga with $600.]

‘You can implement a 100-step note with $6,000.’

Then Jeong Ah-yeon started to cry as if it was nonsense.

“Don’t make me laugh!!! Do you think it makes sense to talk to animals in the first place!!”

“……나도 신우 저 개새끼가 거짓말을 하는 거였으면 좋겠어.”

“Young lady…what on earth happened during the vacation!!!”

Then, Jeong Ah-yeon loses strength in her legs and collapses to the ground.

Finally, Jeong Ah-yeon started muttering with a hollow smile.

“Was I wrong about everything? Is I abnormal? Hahahahahahaha.”

It was a pity.

Although he lacked common sense, he was a good friend. Who would have thought that he would end up like this?

But before I could shake off my regret, another crisis struck.

Because before I knew it, the deer was aiming its double-barreled shotgun at me.

“Kkieek.”

As if to say goodbye, the deer began to place its front paw on the trigger.

The deer snickered and pulled the trigger.

At that moment of crisis.

A hero has emerged.

“Squeak squeak squeak!!!”

“Captain Jummerica! I believed in you!!”

A black rat that was hit by a martial arts goral and flew away, but was revived like a rat.

no.

Captain Rat.

Captain Rat jumped from Gorani’s square and performed a Hero Landing over his head.

The goral was also surprised.

But, as if he wanted to get rid of me first, he straightened his aim and pointed his gun at me again.

At that moment.

Captain Rat cast a spell that was only allowed for select rodents.

In the midst of a chaotic battlefield.

The song flowing from Captain Rat’s mouth slowly spreads out.

The Sanvengers who cleared out most of the gorals.

A small number of deer resist to the end.

And Hyeji and her group and the restaurant staff are watching all of this.

Everyone began to be captivated by the magic of the song, as if they were possessed by the Siren.

Great lyrics with beautiful melody.

In particular, the word itself, composed of 11 letters, was enough to evoke great emotion.

But beautiful roses have thorns.

There was a poem in the sweet melody you hear now.

A monster called copyright was quietly hiding in the song, waiting for its opportunity.

okay.

This was poison.

A beautiful, yet deadly poison.

The first to react to the poison was the Wuxia goral.

The deer’s expression immediately froze and it hurriedly began to cover its ears with its front paws.

The double-barreled shotgun fell to the ground, but that no longer seemed important.

The only thing I can do is close my eyes, cover my ears, and pray earnestly for the current song to end.

The others were not much different.

Those who could block their ears with their hands and feet did so with all their might.

Those who could not cover their ears with their hands or feet buried their heads deep in the ground or in a corner.

To avoid poison.

However, Captain Rat’s volume did not decrease, but only grew larger.

As if he was trying to inflict an indelible poison on everyone.

And the poison was planted in the goral.

The deer had its ears tightly covered, so it appeared that it could not hear the song.

But Captain Rat is on top of Gorani’s head.

Through bone conduction, the music containing the poison of copyright began to be clearly imprinted on Gorani’s mind.

To drive out the poison, the goral screamed loudly.

As if it were a last desperate attempt.

“Keeek!!!!”

“MICKE-”

“Oh my! Don’t write the lyrics! It’s fucking dangerous!”

I walked slowly towards the deer and picked up the double-barreled shotgun it had dropped.

Finally, the deer noticed my movements and slowly opened its eyes.

The moment our eyes met, shock filled the deer’s eyes.

It’s already too late.

I opened my mouth with the shotgun aimed at the deer.

“Gorani of Sacheondangga, do you know what your defeat is?”

The deer was sending me resentment and resentment.

But the world of competition is always cold and cold.

I added my last words to Gorani.

“You are a thousand-poison invincible sword that can’t even stop one poison like this. The reason you are defeated is because you are not ten thousand-poison invincible sword.”

The deer, who read the movements of my lips and understood what I was saying, tried to retort harshly.

But I was a little quicker in pulling the trigger.

– Bang!!!!!!!!

“Keeek….”

A deer that was hit directly by a shotgun without a single scratch because of the self-defense equipment worn all over its body.

However, it could not withstand the explosive force of the shot and fell far away.

At the same time, Captain Rat, whose pedestal was missing, was revealed.

I carefully received that noble person with both hands.

“Your Majesty…”

“Tick tick!”

As the Wuxia Gorani fell, the remaining Gorani also surrendered.

That moment when all the beasts roar in victory.

I raised both hands high in the sky, holding Captain Rat.

With everyone’s attention focused on it.

I paid the nobleman my highest compliments.

“Captain! Oh my Captain!”

A roar louder than before filled the battlefield.

It was our victory.