episode_0063

“Get out of the way, get out of the way! Bang bang, ♡Balsaeaeksya!”

“You little bastard, I told you not to say things like that.”

“It’s not a dirty word, so isn’t it okay?”

“Still, it doesn’t work.”

While I was pulling the car in front on my motorcycle, Jihyun and Saekmusae, who were riding in the car behind me, were making a lot of noise.

I didn’t pay any attention to what people were saying at home, but now I’m paying a huge price for it.

I was so embarrassed that my face turned red. Luckily, people passing by just smiled and looked at us.

“Oh my god. Are you going on an errand?”

“It’s not an errand, but I’m going to buy batteries! I’m going to the convenience store in front.”

“Wow, that’s amazing. Have a nice trip!”

“Would you like me to help you go to the convenience store? I think I’ll be in big trouble if other people don’t see me and I hit them… … .”

“No, it’s okay! Jihyun, hologram activated!”

“Wow, this will make people driving cars look good. You’re smart!”

“Hehe, thank you!”

I just went to the convenience store because I needed something, and I got complimented. And my idea to use a hologram was even praised.

Aren’t these all the luxuries I can enjoy because I’m cute? Cuteness is the best! It’s thrilling! It’s always new!

In addition, cats that were met on the street would come closer and run away when they heard Saekmusae shout something.

If you just yell at them, they won’t know. But when you show them a video of a large hologram dancing, the cats can’t help but be scared.

I’m sorry, but I can’t help it. If I don’t do this, cars passing by might not be able to see us.

On the other hand, the puppies approached with curiosity the loud noise and the large movement of the hologram.

It must have been strange to see little dogs crossing the road on motorcycles and cars, and they tilted their heads in confusion.

“Hello, puppies!”

“Kkiing? Hehe!”

When we greeted them, the puppies felt good and hung around us.

As the number of people increases, it becomes more visible, so the risk of people noticing and stepping on it decreases. In any case, it’s a good thing.

Thanks to that, when we were crossing the street, cars trying to pass through the alley stopped when they saw us.

I couldn’t see the driver’s face because of the angle, but if it was urgent, wouldn’t he have been honking and getting angry?

Still, the motorcycle wasn’t pulling the car very fast, so I ordered Jihyun.

“Jihyun, play a hologram that says sorry. So the driver doesn’t feel bad.”

“Okay, I will.”

The large hologram projected over the car has changed. A moment ago, it was just a video of a cat doing a b-boy, but now it will show a video with a message to the driver who must be frustrated because of us.

So what kind of videos did Jihyun carefully select?

– Feeling stuffy? Try changing your windows. With KCTC windows… … .

“Ah, if you suddenly say you’re frustrated, it sounds like you’re teasing me.”

“Oh, I was going to play the apology video, but an ad came on first… … . I ended up teabagging. Ad skip 5, 4, 3, 2, 1… … . Now!”

It was fortunate that we could skip the commercials. If the commercials had continued to play, the driver would probably have gotten out of the car and gotten angry at us.

The commercials faded away, and addictive beats and melodies began to play. Was it a song?

I was curious about what video Jihyun was playing that would make a song come out, so I looked up.

You shouldn’t take your eyes off the road, but it’s a straight line anyway, and at this speed, if you hit a wall, no one will get hurt.

In the dark-colored video, several men are dressed in suits. Well, when apologizing, you have to be formal.

As the beat gradually increased and the preceding momentum matured, the song began to flow.

– Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry You you you you gave it to me first, me first, me first… … .

“Eww, Jihyun! These lyrics are weird!”

“Hey, isn’t this a song about apology? The name of the song is Sorry too?”

“Isn’t this a song that says you were the one who was wrong first?”

“Now that I hear it, it seems like that too… … .”

Still, judging by the sound of “Poo-ha-ha” coming from inside the car, it seemed like it was an appropriate apology.

Okay, thanks to that I’ve safely crossed the street. Now all I have to do is go into the convenience store.

Maybe it was because we were so noisy outside. Inside the convenience store, an employee wearing a convenience store vest was holding a cell phone and looking at us.

Thanks to that, when we got there, the convenience store employee opened the door for us, so we were able to go in without much trouble.

“Oh, welcome.”

“Hello! I came to buy batteries.”

“The batteries are over there… … . I’ll get them for you. Do you know what kind of batteries I need?”

“You’ll need one 9-volt battery and two AA batteries… …but. Hmm, I think it’d be a good idea to buy two as spares!”

“Then I’ll give you a bundle of four AA batteries and two 9-volt ones.”

As expected, the convenience store employees were friendly. It’s not just because we’re cute.

A convenience store employee who takes batteries from a high shelf and takes them directly to the checkout counter. If she hadn’t been there, wouldn’t we have had to search for them and climb up to get the batteries?

Of course, a color bird could fly up and take it out, but it’s unknown whether a color bird can distinguish batteries. And it’s not like we’re the only ones here, so if a color bird flies around, it could be a nuisance.

Thanks to that, even the payment was a breeze. If I open the payment app on my phone and hold it up, the convenience store employee will take it and calculate the payment. Then, the payment is completed exactly as I was told.

“Okay, guys! I bought the batteries. Now just put them in the remote and the car! Let’s drive home!”

Now all that’s left is to drive the car back home!

It took much longer to get here by motorcycle than it did to get here by riding the cat, but now I can get home much faster than that.

Since it uses multiple batteries, it will definitely go very fast. But what if it goes too fast for us to handle?

Jihyun and I split up the work and opened the batteries. I opened the AA batteries for the remote control, and Jihyun opened the 9-volt square batteries for the car.

And the job of the color bird is to throw away the packaging that comes out during the process!

“Excuse me, beautiful lady. Is this plastic or regular trash?”

“Oh, sir, separate them and throw the plastic part in the plastic and the paper part in the general waste… … .”

“Thank you, lady.”

When he was with us, he only said stupid things, but in front of the convenience store employees, he became a pervert who spoke in a greasy tone.

But I didn’t feel it at all because the voice was so squeaky. So what? I wasn’t swearing, so it’s okay.

While we were doing this, Hamshik was trying to get his motorcycle back by untangling the rope. Will Hamshik be able to make up for his failure to unwrap the pizza?

“Okay, Jihyun. I put all the batteries in the remote control.”

“Just a minute… … . I’m done. Want to try controlling it?”

“Yeah. Wow, it’s moving, it’s moving!”

In the meantime, we each completed our assigned tasks and got into the car in a flustered manner. The only one who didn’t do that was Hamsik, who untied the rope and got on the motorcycle.

The convenience store employee who had been looking at us strangely thankfully opened the door again.

“Thank you, goodbye!”

“Ah, goodbye… … ?”

He’s a great person who always treats me with respect and greets me. That’s why I can forgive him for always holding his phone in his hand.

After I came out of the convenience store, I said to Hamshik in a playful tone.

“Okay, Hamshik. Shall we race to my house? Aah, we got a fatal head start!”

I was going to go first, but Hamshik was already moving forward.

But that’s okay. The car is big, so I’m sure it can keep up with a motorcycle!

So I immediately followed Hamshik and headed down the hill. However, the off-road RC car was moving at a speed not much different from that of a motorcycle.

I thought it would be faster than a motorcycle because it was so big, but that wasn’t the case.

It was definitely faster than the speed at which I was pulling my car to the convenience store on my motorcycle, but it was still at the speed of a person walking.

I left turning on the hologram to Jihyun and focused on driving. But I couldn’t change the settings of the car that was already manufactured.

In the end, Hamshik entered the building we lived in first by 5 seconds.

We stopped in front of the glass door of the entrance and waited for the security guard to open the door. Hamsik turned his motorcycle around and looked at us with an expression that seemed to be mocking us.

Ugh, I will definitely repay this humiliation someday!