episode_0061

When special measures were taken against the burning chat window, fortunately it seemed to have worked and the chat window quickly quieted down.

A series of vulgar moans are coming up in the chat window as if I’m being fucked by a virtual dick, but the situation is still much better than before.

After confirming that there were no problems with the broadcast, I cleared my throat and slowly opened my mouth and spoke.

“Actually, I was going to skip today’s broadcast, but I had something important to tell you, so I turned on the broadcast at this late hour.”

As I watched the chat window buzzing with aggressive remarks about important matters, I smiled sweetly like a fox and continued talking.

“It’s been a long time since I received a normal advertisement. No, is it the first time rather than a long time? Anyway, there was an advertisement from a game company.”

Looking back, Lorimama is a game that has taboos that shouldn’t exist.

At least it was normal enough compared to advertisements given by other companies, so they packaged it as a normal advertisement.

“It’s supposed to be a one-year anniversary broadcast rather than an advertisement, but I said it because I was happy to receive my first advertisement. But why is this an important announcement?”

Viewers started chatting like angry monkeys, asking why receiving an advertisement was such a big deal, and I spoke to them in a calm voice.

“Because, at that time, I plan to reveal my face to everyone that you have been wanting so much. Of course, many people will come to see it, right?”

As they giggled and made fun of the viewers, the chat window started to burn up once more.

Of course, this time in a good way.

[No, fuck… It won’t be released in 60 seconds, but why is it being released in 2 weeks? The room leader wakes up!]

[I have that Jjmerk Baby Cuckoo Tong, and it can’t possibly be ugly… It looks really pretty… ㄹㅇ…]

[I don’t know… Your body may be shit, but your face may be ugly… Remember that the host is a fucking pervert, you idiots.]

[If she’s pretty and perverted, I think she’s really optimized for Yas… Ah, I can’t stand it. Take a step right now ㅅㄱ]

[Those bastards who curse and ask why they are looking at Dullahan will be completely wiped out from now on. Haha, it is so refreshing, really haha]

Were they laughing happily while seeing the viewers’ satisfying reactions?

There was one viewer who couldn’t stand it anymore, and he begged to give them a taste of the show by donating a large sum of money.

[Really… it would be nice to get a taste of it, so why not just show a part of it? Let’s spend some fun time imagining things for two weeks… Jep…]

…You have to pay a commission just to see part of the face.

In some ways, this person is truly an amazing person, but I think we should show him just a little bit to show his sincerity.

But, showing is showing.

“The tone is strange, you human. If you hear that wrong, it’s sexual harassment, fuck.”

[Is having fun while imagining things considered sexual harassment? This is a conspiracy!]

” Damn the slander, do you think I don’t even know the viewers in my room? Just by looking at it, it’s my imaginary daughter, you pervert!”

[Hehe… Hearing criticism from a beautiful woman with big breasts… This is an overwhelming reward…]

As the chat continued endlessly and frantically, I slowly raised the cam to a point where I couldn’t see my ears.

Then he looked down at Cam with disdain and spoke in a whisper.

“You pervert, please go out and search quickly.”

Soon after, she quickly lowered the cam to make her breasts visible again, and the chat window stopped for a moment as if frozen, and then the hooks started coming up like crazy.

[?]

[?]

[What happened just now? Show me again.]

[It went by so fast I couldn’t even clip it… If someone caught the clip, please upload it… Please…]

[Durahanmu bird perish like a dog hahaha Ugnyeomu bird perish like a dog haha]

[Such a beautiful thing… I allow you to become my wife…]

[The baby Cuckooton is big, has a pretty face, and is good at drawing… What on earth does that bitch not have?]

[I want to be TS as the head of the room… Then I’m really confident that I can collect the money while fawning…]

[By the way, what I just sold looks like a piece of shit, it’s crude, but I got an erection…]

It was a great and delicious response, as expected, but I asked the viewers in a serious voice.

“What just happened was just a simple broadcasting accident, you understand? Even if there is someone who won the clip, do you have to watch it alone?”

[cancer! It was a broadcasting accident! Of course!]

[I’m the winner because I won the clip haha I’m watching it and I’m so fucking happy haha]

[Can’t we just give up one more broadcasting accident? I really, please…]

[I’m sure there are no bastards spreading the word without notice, right?]

Fortunately, this time it seemed like it had succeeded in attracting all viewers, and no one was seen spreading the clip.

Of course, you’ll have to watch this to find out.

After briefly freezing the endlessly burning chat window, I began controlling viewers to advance to the next content.

“Okay, no more with the idiotic rice cakes. From now on, all the rice cakes will be Ben, just like they have been up until now.”

I did what you asked me to do, right? So this time, you should do what I ask.

“I’m going to cut you without any real sloppy behavior, so don’t cry when you try and get cut for no reason. If you understand, I’ll proceed straight to the next content!”

I lifted the tablet pen and pulled up the MindCatch game on the screen.

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Mind catch.

A very simple game where you draw a picture of a given word and guess it to someone else.

The reason I decided on this game as today’s content was because of a video I watched on LaTube.

A streamer who gets scolded by viewers for not being able to draw a good picture no matter what he draws, and viewers who try to interpret and guess the shitty picture somehow.

I was deeply impressed by the synergy created by this fantastic combination, and when the opportunity came, I decided to host it on broadcast.

But today.

After playing the Mind Catch game, I realized that reality is not that easy.

“You bastards whose brains are controlled by real dick, how can you guess right after looking at a picture like this?”

The reason is that viewers are very good at matching abstract pictures.

Even though the level of difficulty was raised by deliberately expressing things abstractly, viewers like me were able to easily guess the answer as if there were no difficulties.

Fuck.

I drew a wolf tail, but how did I know it was anal beads?

What on earth is this bastard doing who guessed a vibrator even though he only drew one line?

Why am I getting the answer that it’s bestiality when I just drew a cat’s paw?

Has my brain been hacked, really?

As I let out a sob at the dizzying situation, the viewers expressed their admiration as if they agreed with my opinion.

[Take note of that. Among the pups currently participating in Mind Catch, not a single one is normal.]

[Bestiality between cat paws is one thing, but anal beads and vibrators are truly legendary… I have no choice, damn it.]

[I honestly thought the wolf tail was bestiality… How can the answer come out of that as anal beads?]

[Isn’t it easier than you think? Don’t animal tail anal beads appear often in manga? It’s true that the vibrator is connected by a string, so it’s easy to fit, and the bottom of the cat’s feet… that’s a bit…]

[It’s really that streamer and that viewer. ㄹㅇ It’s a fight between the world’s greatest perverts, really…]

[Please Domhwangcha… It’s not funny anymore and I’m scared…]

“Honestly, I’m scared too, how did they fit all this together.”

The moment I shook my head and drew a round curve in the next picture, the correct answer came as if I had been waiting for it.

Ding dong dang!

The lively sound of the correct answer echoes in a quiet room.

I grabbed my dizzy head and asked the viewers a question.

“Didn’t I just draw one stroke? How on earth did you get this right? It might not be the tits, you perverts.”

I spoke in a disdainful voice, as if speaking to non-recyclable trash, but one of the viewers sponsored me and made fun of me with TTS sound.

[Anyone can see that it’s milk. Isn’t that a 1-point question? It’s easy, isn’t it?]

“Aren’t you a fucking pervert who thought that was a basic question worth 1 point? Please feel embarrassed, please…”

[That can’t be possible! It’s such an easy problem that everyone here can guess it, so how can you be such a pervert?]

“Then let’s just assume that everyone here is a fucking pervert.”

Except for me, I’m obviously a normal sexual person.

For the next question and the question after that, the viewers guessed the correct answer before even drawing two or three strokes, and I put down my tablet pen on the desk for a moment, expressing my admiration for their gentlemanly skills.

You guys are such great gentlemen, you never fail my expectations.

What kind of picture should I draw to prevent these great perverts from getting the answer right?

And, how can we make ourselves fall into self-destruction?

After thinking about it for a while, I decided to use a special method for viewers.

“From now on, I will do my best to deal with you. Come, you damn perverts.”