episode_0061

“Mi, mi, are you crazy?!”

“···no?”

“No?! That’s so absurd…!”

Yuna’s violent reaction returned.

Because Yuna has a low tolerance for this kind of thing.

When I hear a story like this, my reaction tends to be strong.

Originally, I thought Jupiter would be weak to this…

“? Why are you looking at me?”

“No, it’s nothing.”

It wasn’t as weak as I thought.

I thought priests were weak to dirty things, but that doesn’t seem to be the case.

“Then why are you four coming in here? Isn’t this some sort of secret affair?”

“It’s a secret love affair! We’re just… Ugh?!”

You can’t say more!

I was startled and poked Yuna’s side.

Only then did Yuna realize what she was trying to say, her face turned pale, and she smiled at the girl who tilted her head.

“Ah, ahaha. ···Anyway! We’re not in that kind of relationship!”

“Yeah, that’s a shame.”

“Well, what is that reaction… I’m a little angry.”

Without paying any attention to Yuna, the girl dressed in leaves handed us a book.

“···This?”

“Read it. [Exciting! There’s no way I’m attracted to such a bad girl! -100 Days of Love with a Bad Girl-] Volume 1. The author said it’s called Tokiwaru for short.”

“That’s a dizzying name…”

Isn’t that a light novel?

Why is it in a village like this?

I really don’t know what this world is like.

Why on earth is Light Novel located in the middle of an elf village?

“Where did you get that?”

“I heard a woman buried it in the ground.”

“···Bury it in the ground?”

“Yes. Every day, a girl dressed as a priest buried my roots in the ground. She said she would never be found out and kept burying me. I was curious about what the girl, who was not an elf, was asking, so I read it and found it interesting.”

Some crazy bitch is burying novels like this in the ground…and coming to a place like this, far away from the surrounding cities where elves live…

Anyway, I’m really going crazy thinking it’s not a gay game.

Why is there a light novel in the fantasy world in the first place? Are you a JRPG again? Is it because it’s a fantasy world and there are plenty of consumables like thin books?

It’s crazy, really.

“Hey, was there a pattern like this on the priest’s uniform?”

Jupiter drew a pattern on the floor.

It is a pattern that surrounds a heart with luxurious decoration.

“Yeah. How did you know?”

“The people dressed as priests who would have books with such crazy names are from that church!”

“That church…?”

“They must be believers in the God of Love. It’s a gathering of insane people. Men, women, plants, animals, monsters, and even golems and chimeras! It’s a gathering of crazy perverts who don’t care about anything…!”

Jupiter trembled as if he was horrified.

…Isn’t it better than you think?

I thought so, but came back to my senses for a moment.

I guess I’ve developed a lot of tolerance because I only watch sexy games and pornographic stories all the time.

When I saw other people’s reactions, I felt like I was a crazy pervert. ···I haven’t even had sex, but I’m a pervert. It’s a little sad.

“···Hey, what should I call you?”

“Methuselah. Call me Methuselah.”

“Yes, Methuselah. I’m just asking, just in case. What is your relationship with that tree?”

“That? It’s my main body. This is my alter ego.”

“As expected, you said that. Since I was here, I was just wondering….”

···I beg your pardon?

Is it the world’s best to read a light novel that makes you dizzy just hearing that name?

It seems I am not the only one who was shocked by those words.

In particular, the elf Lisbeth was shaking with her mouth wide open.

“Three, three, three, world tree…?”

“It’s not the world tree, it’s the world tree. Call me Methuselah.”

“Methuselah…? Really?”

“Yes. Other than Easty, you are the first to come here. Since the four of you came in so well together, I thought it was from page 58 of volume 8 of Tokiwaru.”

No, I’m really going crazy.

Every time a line like that comes out of the World Tree’s mouth, I can’t stand the feeling of disconnection.

Is this really okay? Does that priest know what he has done?

“Huh, how…? Even the World Tree of Sentai couldn’t communicate with us like this! The only one who could communicate was the Queen!”

“Ah, that’s it. Easty locked me up because my mother died because of humans. I was frustrated and told him I didn’t like it, so he made it for me.”

Perhaps that Easty is Lisbeth’s mother, given the circumstances. You could think of her as an elf queen.

Maybe, to sum it up, it’s like this?

When the World Tree died, the Elf Queen placed the second World Tree under tight security to protect it.

In order to avoid being discovered by humans, they tried not to leave any traces, even moving from village to village.

However, from the perspective of the World Tree, it was so frustrating that it expressed its opinion that it could not bear it.

The reason is unknown, but did they take that opinion and do something to create an alter ego that looked like that?

That seems like it. I’ll have to ask later.

“Hey, World Tree. Is it okay if I borrow some branches…?”

“Huh? Good.”

“Huh?! Am I really okay?”

“It’s not particularly painful, so it doesn’t matter.”

“I-I see! Then thank you…!”

···Cool?

When Yuna quietly floated her luck toward the World Tree, it was readily accepted.

what.

I thought you would hate humans so much, but are you just thinking nothing of it?

Looking at My Face, it seems like that.

“Oh, please do me a favor instead.”

“Yes, yes! Of course I have to listen!”

“You know, [Excited! There’s no way I could be attracted to such a bad girl! -100 Days of Love with a Bad Girl-] Can I know when volume 15 will come out?”

“···15 volumes?”

“Yes. It ended with the main character realizing his feelings for a bad girl and attacking the heroine girl from behind while she was cooking. Volume 15 was said to be complete, but the priest girl did not come to bury the novel. I’m curious about the next volume. ”

“Uh, over there. That’s…”

“And ask that girl to change the content of the cartoon where a boy gets in between the girls. Why do we have to watch a dull boy get in on the cute kids?”

and.

Is this the world tree? It really breaks my heart…

She doesn’t look like a world tree, but just a girl who is obsessed with comics and novels.

“Hey, wouldn’t it be difficult to change those works since they have already been produced with that kind of story?”

“Then I won’t give it to you.”

“···yes?”

“There are two things I want. Volume 15, the complete version of Tokiwaru, and a change to the comic book story with a boy intervening among the girls. Just do that and I’ll give you the twigs.”

“Ah, I told you earlier that you would share it with me!”

“I want to cancel. I won’t give it to you. It’s the 15th volume of Tokiwaru and a change to the manga story. If you don’t do it, I will never give it to you.”

Oh, we’re in big trouble.

At first glance, he has a slightly childlike personality.

If you get into a situation like this, I think it will be difficult to receive it in a peaceful way.

Regardless of the fact that the content of the negotiation is the final volume of the light novel and changes to the story of the manga where a man invades a lily.

“I don’t understand. A cute girl and a cute girl are making love to each other, but why does a boy get involved? Humans are strange.”

“Well, humans can only create descendants if a man and a woman love each other…”

“I don’t know. I’m not interested in that. I’m not human. So? Are you going to do it or not?”

“···What should I do, sister? I think I’ll share it only if you really do it.”

Are you passing that on to me?

I wanted to say that, but I couldn’t ignore Yuna’s sad eyes.

Is this the responsibility of a leader?

I have to say something I never want to say…

“···Okay, let’s get it. Well, what is it? It’s the 15th volume of that novel with a strange name and a story change from some kind of manga, right?”

“Tell me properly. [Excited! There’s no way I’m attracted to such a bad girl! -100 Days of Love with a Bad Girl-]. If it’s hard to call you, it’s easier to call her Dokiwaru.”

“···.”

I never wanted to say it out loud.

Are you crazy, are you telling me the title of a novel like that?

“Uh, sister. What are you going to do?!”

“I have to rescue him. Is there anything I can do?”

“You’re really saying this?!”

“Then do you have a way?”

“Well, that’s…”

Yuna was shocked, but it didn’t mean she didn’t understand.

Ask for something like that. Honestly, it looks difficult.

But there is no way. They say they won’t give you the branch if you don’t get it, but if you try to take it by force and the elves come and throw it away, you’ll be in big trouble.

It’s a war between humans and elves.

We have to somehow solve this problem without the elves knowing.

To do that, you have to satisfy that yellow world tree.

“Let’s go back now. Since you believe in the God of Love, there must be people in the Holy Land. It would be quicker to ask them.”

“Jeez, do you really have to go back to that crazy place again?”

Everyone seemed to be thinking about this shit with a tired expression on their faces.

Well, it was a little harsh.

I can’t even imagine what the city would have been like without the Pope.

Could it be that the city is not performing its functions?

No, the city will not be established.

“Please take care, humans. This is the 15th volume of Tokiwaru and the story has changed. Can’t you forget it?”

“Don’t worry, it’s a name you’ll never forget.”

“Yes. I’m glad.”

It was a shocking first encounter that even I, who often blink, will never forget.