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59. Kissing a saint and an elf princess at the same time (1).

I definitely tried to ignore this incident.

An explosion occurred at home?

If I was very generous, I could easily get over it.

But when I found out the truth, that thought sunk in.

“So… you two were watching my house?”

“Oh, no, it’s not surveillance…”

“ is not surveillance! It’s real!”

First of all, according to what I heard from both explanations, it was like this.

It started with Lucien.

She said she didn’t like the way the saint and I had a friendly(?) confrontation. He also said that he felt like his body was not good enough.

“Wealth, it’s not that I lack it…! Me, there are a lot of people with the same taste as me!”

“Hmm, it’s still not enough.”

“This is…!”

“Stop both.”

I calmed them both down. And then the story continued again.

Anyway, Lucien said he was quite embarrassed by the emotions he felt for the first time. And without realizing it, he was heading towards my house.

“When I came to my senses, I was in front of your house…”

“Lies.”

“G, it’s real!”

At that time, I couldn’t sense her presence because I was busy creating new magic. It was because I was too focused.

But there was someone who felt it.

She was a saint.

She strangely sensed the presence of people approaching our house.

Anyway, the saint followed the sign and approached our house.

“So, you are saying that they have been watching our house since then.”

“No! I was just trying to make sure Lucien wasn’t doing anything weird!”

“Me, I’m the same way?!”

It is said that Lucien quickly hid at the sudden appearance of the saint.

She was famous for being nimble. Soon, the presence and appearance disappeared in an instant.

And it is said that the saint also disappeared immediately. The saint said that because Lucien suddenly hid, she also went into hiding.

Anyway, as soon as the two realized each other’s presence, they immediately disappeared.

We ended up playing tag(?) with our houses in between.

Then the confrontation lasted for a very long time…

“As soon as they both sensed each other’s presence, they attacked?”

“You, we’ve been confronting each other for too long, so stop…”

“I didn’t do it on purpose…”

Anyway, both were really great.

I was so busy installing alarm magic that I didn’t even know this was happening in my house.

However, the two played a lot of tag and even attacked each other.

In some ways, it was truly amazing. That’s why you deceived me and did such a thing.

I sighed. I don’t know what to do with these two.

‘I can’t punish grown adults…’

I looked at the two.

First of all, the elf princess clearly showed that she had made a mistake. He lowered his head and looked apologetic.

Still, he seemed to know his mistake.

The saintess also seemed to have her head down.

But it was strange.

She was blushing for some reason. Then, he started twisting his body left and right. It seemed like I couldn’t quite understand it.

“That saint?”

“Yes!”

She seemed surprised by my question. Something was strange.

At that time, the elf princess explained her condition very well. It seemed like there was something the women felt together.

‘Or maybe there’s something in common between the people watching my house…?’

I didn’t know that maybe there was a connection between obsessive women.

“This is my first time coming into your house and I’m doing that. Perhaps, the feeling of happiness is greater than the feeling of regret?”

“Oh, no!”

The saint immediately denied it. However, there was an aspect of denial that was too intense.

‘There is a saying that strong negativity equals positivity…’

Just looking at it, it looked suspicious.

By the way, was it because of the sudden attack of the elf princess?

The saint also attacked the elf princess. It was a sight rarely seen on her.

“Lu, Lucien came here and liked it too! Do you remember how you showed off earlier by saying you came to me first?”

“My, when will I?!”

“You must not lie in front of God’s daughter.”

“Jeez, Jace! It’s all a mistake. I never did that!”

I sighed as I saw the two trying to fight again.

The two didn’t have a relationship like this before. But I don’t know how it changed like this.

‘First of all, we need to improve their relationship.’

I just gave up on scolding.

Instead, they decided to just stop fighting. I thought it would be very convenient if I just solved that.

“Liar!”

“Serena! Is it really like this?!”

“So why do you lie?”

“Stop.”

I said quietly. But it wasn’t something I just said. I deliberately used mana to accurately transmit the voice to their ears.

I did this on purpose to come to my senses.

And it definitely worked.

Startle.

The two stopped talking with slightly surprised faces. And I blushed. I felt embarrassed for fighting in front of me.

‘I can’t help it.’

I looked at the two and thought of a solution.

What happened like this was that we decided to spend time talking openly about the thoughts we had been building up inside.

If we did that, we might become friends again.

And at times like these, alcohol was inevitable.

I brought out the alcohol I had prepared for cooking.

“Shall we have a drink and have an honest talk?”

“J, drinking with Jace…?”

“Joe, I like it!”

They both immediately agreed.

I nodded and poured a drink into each glass.

Somehow, I ended up drinking at home with two women.

It was a pretty strange situation.

But there was no need to worry.

‘With the mental power of the 3rd awakening, nothing much will happen.’

Three people of the 3rd awakening level were drinking alcohol. When something happened, it was even weirder.

but…

Since ancient times, most accidents between men and women have occurred due to alcohol.

And I realized it too late.

***

The three of us drank quickly.

Basically, the 3rd awakening person detoxifies alcohol much faster than the average person.

To put it simply, it meant that he didn’t get drunk very well.

But is it because I brought strong alcohol with me?

Or are those two basically weak drinkers?

I was able to see two very drunk people in less than an hour.

“Hi. Please give me more…”

“Me, me too! Give me more!”

The two seemed already drunk and couldn’t control their bodies properly. It did not look like a third awakened person at all.

‘Alcohol is that weak?’

I gave him a slightly suspicious look. But I got it right away.

In fact, I was also somewhat intoxicated. Maybe those two were particularly weak at drinking.

I didn’t pour any more drinks for them. I’m drunk enough now. Now was the time to share the truth.

I became slightly serious and asked the two a question.

“Now let’s talk properly.”

“Already…?”

“Okay… I understand…”

The saint wanted to drink something more. It was an unexpected sight. But I ignored her complaints.

And I asked the right questions.

“First, let’s figure out why the two fought. The two of you weren’t always this bad, right?”

“……That’s right”

“But it wasn’t particularly good…”

“But still, it wasn’t to the point of fighting like now, right?”

I remember it clearly. Even if they weren’t close friends, I remember them being like normal colleagues.

Is it like a coworker that you commonly see at work?

But before we knew it, the two had become enemies.

At that time, the saint spoke first.

There was a rather honest story about whether it was true that he was drunk.

“Jeez, Jace and I love, love, love each other..! Hey, he suddenly barged in!”

During this time, the saint never told me that she liked me. It was just a show. But this time I confessed properly.

It looked quite amazing.

However, the problem was that the information was not accurate.

“What is it? Jace, do you love Serena?”

“Ha…”

I sighed. I thought you were thinking that way too.

I shook my head firmly.

“No.”

“Well, that can’t be possible…!!”

Then the saintly woman’s face appeared, greatly shocked. It seemed like he couldn’t believe it at all.

However, it seemed like the denial was too adamant for no reason.

Soon the saint’s voice filled the house. It was also a voice that told me something bad.

“Boo, he clearly likes me more than Lucien…!!”

“Now, wait a minute. If you say that…!”

“What…?! Did you say that?!!”

This time, Lucien’s face became cold. She looked at me with shock and anger on her face.

“Of course Jace said that!”

“No, that’s…”

“Ha…! I’m really disappointed.”

She picked up her drink with a very angry look on her face. And then I started drinking it.

“Puha…! How can you say something like that?”

I was quite embarrassed by the sudden situation.

‘No, I’m sure it was me being scolded… but why am I being scolded in the opposite direction?’

It was a situation I really didn’t understand. The situation before and after drinking was completely opposite.

“Well, I thought Jace loved me… but he didn’t…!”

Before we knew it, the saintess also looked deeply hurt. It was quite a rare sight.

‘No, I definitely tried to improve the relationship between the two…’

Is this the end of the fishing man(?)?

If I had known this would happen, I would have just firmly kicked them both out from the beginning.

Somehow, I ended up losing trust with both of them all at once.

No, if we continue like this, we will become enemies.

This could be seen as a huge loss.

‘Two 3rd Awakened level forces will think of me as their enemy… If this happens, my plan will be ruined…’

Even in this situation, I seemed a little cold-hearted for thinking about the chief.

Still, I couldn’t help it. Because at the moment I had no interest in anything other than returning to Earth.

‘Can’t we help it?’

My cold(?) head spun rapidly.

And soon I was able to come up with a solution. The drama I saw on Earth gave me great inspiration.

However, it was also a fairly drastic method.

‘I hope this method works…’

I first extended my hand towards the saint next to me.

Then I saw her shocked face.

She quickly closed her eyes, as if she thought I was going to stab her with a handshake.

‘Why am I hitting a saint?’

Oh, in some ways it was also an assault.

step.

Although it was an assault with the lips.