episode_0055

After capturing Rinne, who showed a weak reaction, he accepted him as the fourth hero.

Even though I had good abilities and the title of Archmage, there was no point in not being able to use magic, so I decided to go to the dungeon.

In the hidden dungeon, the solution I prepared for her who stutters and cannot use magic is sleeping.

However, the expressions on the faces of all my companions who heard my dungeon briefing were not good.

“But what kind of trap is there, hero?”

“Umm… Is there a room full of aphrodisiacs or a section where tentacles catch you if you fall? ah. They say there are rooms you can’t get out of if you don’t do something.”

‘It’s omitted in the game, so I don’t know the exact details.’

“… … Keuhum, khum.”

Because the place we were heading to was the so-called ‘Erotic Trap Dungeon’, which was full of elements that made even me think ‘the developer was clearly aiming for it’.

It was natural that the expressions on my companions’ faces were not kind when I told them that it was full of dirty traps.

… Really, it’s okay because it’s an event dungeon where you don’t get caught in traps in the first place.

For the sake of my companions who were worried for no reason, I waved my hand and said the words I don’t know how many times.

“You may not trust me, but I have received revelation from the Lord, so please believe me.”

“But savior, if you make a mistake and fall into a trap, it will be embarrassing in many ways.”

“Anyway, we’re the only ones going into the dungeon, so what’s the point? And even if I get caught in a trap, I don’t worry because I, a man, will get caught.”

‘No matter how gender-balanced the world is, I, as a man, must take the lead in this matter. cancer.’

What I said while pounding my chest was to tell him not to worry because no matter what happens, I will throw myself into it and stop it.

Even when I thought about it, it was quite a manly thing to say, so the corners of my mouth naturally went up.

There’s something about ‘manly characteristics!’ I feel like I want to shout.

but,

“Arthur, if anything happens.”

“I will protect the chastity of the angel even if it means risking my life!!”

‘Hey. ‘They don’t believe it.’

My companions don’t seem to believe me at all.

… Am I that untrustworthy?

Shocked, I looked at Rinne.

“Linne. Don’t worry. Although everyone has such an untrustworthy attitude, we will definitely get through the dungeon safely without any problems.”

-Grin.

I spoke softly to her, fearing that she might become anxious due to her companions’ reactions.

The fact that he smiled to reassure me was a bonus.

Then Rinne twisted his body and twitched his ears.

“Ugh, uh… .”

-Glance. Glancing.

“Huh, Rinne? What do you have to say?”

Then she glanced in my direction as if she had something to say.

When he tilted his head about 30 degrees to show his intent to listen, Rinne began releasing mana into the air.

“Ah, uh… .”

-Suuu.

[But where is the dungeon? Even though I am a native of this area, the fact that there is a dungeon nearby——]

“Wow… Cool.”

The writing that appears in the air every time Rinne’s fingertips stir the blue mana.

As her mouth widened at the mysterious sight, the corners of her mouth fell along with it.

It had a painted mouth shape that seemed perfect for making the sound ‘guhehe’.

“Huh, huh… .”

‘… Is this guy weak to compliments? I’ll have to praise you a lot from now on.’

“Linne is so amazing that you can write in the air!”

-Clap clap clap.

But anyway, it was nice to see him smile.

I clapped my hands as if praising him and subtly drew attention to him.

The eyes of my companions, who were looking at the Mana letters floating in the air, once again focused on me.

“Anyway. Linne asked a good question. I was already going to tell you——.”

* * * * * *

And after a while. We took Rinne back to the headquarters.

The Persian cat that greeted us first… No, Miao Amine met us.

I randomly casted ‘Give me troops’ to that cat.

“Amine!! Lend me some wizards! Only one thousand people!!”

“… What kind of dog are you talking about?”

Then, the tail of the cat that was baking bread drew the shape of a question mark.

Well, if a human came to the beastman army and asked to lend me some troops, I would probably react that way even if it were me.

But I was confident.

because,

“It’s absolutely necessary for Rinne. Please be sure to ask for something for Rinne, a proud warrior from the beast people.”

“Are you telling us to send out troops because of such a mongrel? why me… .”

“Oh, this is a gift.”

-Swipe.

“Nya, nyaaat!!? Hey, what is this?! Something, it smells really delicious!!”

‘iced coffee… This is Chuur.’

No matter how close Amine is to being pure-blooded, she is a noble being compared to humans. The root is anyway a cat.

Because I wouldn’t be able to refuse the 400 won a pack of chur that I bought at the store window.

“I received it from the Lord especially for Amine.”

“Nya, nyaaang… .”

– Jump up.

In reality, the effect was outstanding.

So much so that Amine, who had been baking bread lazily just a moment ago, showed interest for the first time and jumped up.

“Do you think the great Armine will fall for me if I give him something like this!? I was wrong about Amine… .”

“This is just a gift from me? We will pay you separately for renting the military.”

“… So?”

-Clap clap clap.

“Nyaaaang~♡”

And, while Amine was hitting his face on the churro plate without realizing it.

I roasted and boiled the cat diligently using the speaking skills I had honed through TRPG.

“Yes. Are there any injured soldiers? I have some talent, so I can treat you right away.”

“nyang, nyangnyang♡”

“It’s not like you have to rent the troops for the whole day, you just have to rent them for about an hour.”

“Nyaan~♡”

“No matter what, Amine can take all the credit for treating the military. Yes?”

While Aminé was casting a punch on the chur plate, I kept making attractive offers.

And thanks to that,

“… The great Army gives permission! Humans, do whatever you want!!”

‘easy.’

By the time the plate was empty, the cat’s tail was forming a heart shape.

It was the moment when I borrowed an army of wizards as easily as cake.

* * * * * *

After that, I treated about 500 wounded soldiers as requested by Amine.

It took less than an hour.

“What on earth is this stew? It’s so spicy and sour that my appetite… .”

“Tuna kimchi stew~.”

“Human. What on earth is this black roast…? .”

“LA ribs~.”

Because I am so used to eating large quantities of food, I can do this while yawning.

I boiled a pot of tuna kimchi stew with rice and grilled a lot of LA ribs, and the wounded soldiers immediately felt better as if they had been washed.

-Wagu wagu.

“Angel! It’s so delicious!!”

‘Arthur, you just ate three steaks. Then you gain weight?’

… In the meantime, there was an unfortunate incident in which our injeolmi and bean rice cakes were soggy that we ended up eating two bowls of rice, but whatever.

I looked at the sight of the completely healed wounded soldiers examining their bodies with clucking, squealing, and cackling, as if I were watching Animal Farm.

“Wow, wow… .”

“Ah, this is your first time with Rinne, right? This is my cooking ability. There’s more than this——.”

[You’re really amazing… ]

It was a bonus to take the time to briefly explain cooking skills to Rinne, who was watching My Miracle Show for the first time.

When I explained that buffs, heals, and even camouflage were possible, Rinne opened his mouth in admiration.

What flew there was the lukewarm gaze of the companions.

His eyes were full of empathy, like, ‘I’ve been like that too.’

“If I had seen Savior’s cooking with my own eyes, I would have been shocked and fainted.”

“When you were an ice block? but. I was surprised when I first saw it too.”

“I sobbed in front of His Majesty… .”

“Uh, uh… ?”

“Ah, Rinne. curious? Come here. Let me get to know you and tell you a little about the hero.”

-Rumble.

Then, as if the conversation had caught fire, the four gathered in a corner for girls’ talk.

Afterwards, they chatted excitedly as if they had some common interest.

… The relationship between the warrior party is so good, and I have good luck with the party. That’s because it’s just a waste of money.

I looked at the four of us and smiled, half happy and half shocked.

As I was doing that, a small Persian cat approached me from behind.

“Human. I’m sorry during treatment, but I wonder if there’s anything else called chur… Nya nya!!!?”

“Ah, Amine.”

“When did you get everything treated!? Hundreds of seriously injured people with limbs missing… Wow, my limbs have risen again!!!?”

Amine strolls over and is shocked to see animals running around in the barracks.

The sight of a Persian cat standing on its hind legs and covering its mouth with its meatball was so cute that the corners of my mouth went up even more.

The voice naturally became excited.

“This is what it’s like if you eat my cooking!”

“Oh my god… Amine has seen both the Sentai Heroes and the Sentai Heroes. Among them, I think the power you received is the best.”

“Cooking skills are deceiving… Hmm. It’s thanks to God’s grace.”

“To be humble… … .”

As I pounded my chest in an excited voice, the cat stuck out its tongue saying that it was the best in many ways.

Afterwards, Amine looked around and started rubbing her cheek against my ankle.

… What is this? It’s cute. I want to take you in and raise you.

-Muttering.

“For a human being, he looks good and has good skills… Hmm.”

“… ? What?”

“It’s nothing. anyway. Are you saying you will send out the magic unit? Order to convene right now———.”

* * * * * *

And then, after a while.

The warrior’s group and the magic troops summoned by Amine soon crossed the castle wall and lined up on the plain in front of them.

Unlike us who heard what was going to happen, the gathered Furry beastmen had a grumpy expression on their faces as if asking why they were making them suffer…

“Mongrels!! When the Great Army gives the signal, everyone fires!!!”

‘Hey, he looks cute, but he talks a bit. Write it.’

The members of the magic unit, most of whom were mixed-blood, could not stand up to the leadership, Amine, a pure-blooded Miao.

The furries reluctantly began to gather their magic power.

after,

“Three, two, one!! Nyanyanyan!!!”

– Pugh!!!!

Thousands of flame magic were fired at one point on the plain.

A heat that felt as if my lungs would melt was gathered by that enormous magical power…

-Weeeeing.

“… !!!? What on earth is that?!”

‘also. That’s it.’

Soon, a fairly large portal appeared in the air.

… It’s suspiciously pink.