episode_0055

“Well… … If I ask you out… I don’t think the assumption that it’s true is very meaningful. That person is already seeing someone.”

– omg

– Ugh;;

– It wasn’t a crush, it was unrequited love

– Huh? Isn’t that no different from us?

– It’s really similar to what we like about Gaon

– Somehow I felt attached to you from the first time I saw you

“But even leaving all that aside… If you seriously ask me to date when we’re alone… I have no reason to reject you.”

[ ‘Song Pocket’ donated 10,000 won. ]

[ What if that woman doesn’t break up with the man she’s dating and tries to two-timing him? ]

“Then I should be both-timing myself. But… if you confidently declare that in front of me, your love might cool down a bit.”

– Wow

– Yeah, this is a man.

– Are you a man?

n You have been kicked out.

– Oh, what? For a moment I thought it was pure love. Haha.

– No, but I still want to date that girl, but if I say that, my pride will be hurt, so I’m just pretending to be strong. I know how you feel.

– Stop it, you idiot

– It’s vulgar to force yourself to suck

n You have been kicked out.

– But with these twin faces, isn’t it possible to have both legs?

– Seriously lol, it seems like it would be possible to meet 2 people a day

At that moment, the door opened wide and Gaon came in.

Gaon’s clothes were the same as when he left the room.

It really looked like she came back wearing only her underwear.

“What? You were whining about not being able to do well on the show. But you’re talking better than I thought?”

“You have to earn money. Don’t forget that I said I would give you all the sponsorship money today.”

“Okay. I won’t lie about that. I’ll give you everything except the commission.”

– Oh, what? If I donate today, it all goes to you?

– Huh? Then shouldn’t it be you who reacts?

– Can you dance?

– How much is the sexy dance?

“Brother. Are you good at dancing?”

“No. I’ve never seriously danced since I was born.”

“I rather like it.”

“……what?”

Gaon started to look through the computer with an evil smile.

“First, I was going to do a simple Q&A to get to know each other better, but then I changed my mind. A man who has never danced before in his life. Who will be the sponsor to take this man’s first step?”

“Okay… Wait a minute. I really can’t dance.”

“That’s why it’s good. If you want to see someone dance well, go watch idols dance.”

“… … . ”

“What we want to see is a streamer who is embarrassed and fidgets? A man who has a disgusted expression on his face but has no choice but to twist his body for money? Something like that.”

“That… that’s just perverted… ”

I checked the chat window and it seemed like what Gaon said was right.

The viewers were all cheering.

It starts to burn as it sprays moving gif emoticons that it picked up somewhere.

[ ‘Editor’ donated 100,000 won. ]

[ Cocaine ]

“Thank you so much for your 100,000 won donation to our lovely editor. You came out strong from the start. When it comes to sexy dancing, you can’t leave out cocaine.”

“Cocaine? What is that…?”

“Just wait. I’ll show you a video of someone else dancing. Watch it and follow along.”

“Watch it once and you want me to follow you? Am I some kind of idol?”

At that time, before Gaon could even properly search YouTube, a video came flying in.

The video started with the song “Ko! Ke! In!”

“Oh my. Hey! Who sent this? Why are you sending me my video? ”

– Haha …

– Haha …

– Wow, this is a memory. Is this almost an early video?

– This is still there lol

– Bring me something that’s a little more well-made ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– Is it like when Gaon first danced to cocaine?

That was right.

In the video, a man who looked exactly like me was dancing.

Spread your legs shoulder-width apart, show your side view, and tilt your head back slightly.

And then, while swaying to the beat of the song, he runs his hands down his body from the tip of his chin to his groin.

“What should I say… … I can really feel that you’re trying to be sexy.”

“Oh. You want to evaluate it? Let’s see how well you dance. Okay, you saw it all? Now, let’s turn on the MR.”

“Wait a minute! Show me someone else’s too! How can I dance while watching such a shaky video?”

“Sobbing?”

I have no intention of backing down just because I’m angry.

But at least Yoojung can dance, whether she watches something or not.

– Then let’s take a look at Sarah.

– Sexy is Sarah

– Sera is a confession

– I was tired of merging last week.

– So when are you going to clear up the rumors about you dating Sarah?

n You have been kicked out.

– Oh my!

– Hey, you’re crazy.

– There are some people who do things even when you tell them not to.

– They said it wasn’t them

– How can I bring you evidence that isn’t true?

“Sarah? Who is Sarah?”

“Ah… … There’s a female streamer I’ve become close with recently. Do you want to watch her stuff?”

Something about the chat window’s atmosphere felt a little strange.

As far as I know, Gaon is maintaining the solo concept.

It’s the feeling of saying that even if you have a girlfriend, you don’t, and even if you don’t, you don’t.

Some may accuse the streamer of lying.

But my thoughts are a little different.

Just like idols, streamers also live off the love of their fans.

To put it more realistically and directly, it is a product that must always maintain a state in which it can receive the love of many fans.

You have to be special to everyone, not someone who has a special person for you.

“I’ll show you just one. I saw it once. But you saw it twice, so don’t complain.”

“What are you talking about? You’re a streamer and I’m just a writer.”

“No, no. The moment you stand in front of the camera and receive donations, you are a streamer.”

As the video played, a woman wearing a maid outfit and a cat headband began to dance.

It was definitely on a different level from Gaon’s sloppy movements.

“But isn’t this your house? The background looks like this?”

“That’s right. We had a joint party at our house last week.”

“… … . ”

My mouth was twitching.

The maid outfit was pretty wild.

There was a heart-shaped hole in the middle of her chest, showing her sternum, and her skirt was so short that it looked like her panties would show if she moved even a little too violently.

Not only that, the black necklace-like choker hanging around her neck and the frilly choker attached to her right thigh are quite provocative.

“I understand why there was talk of the two of you dating… … .”

Gaon is the type of person who changes women quickly.

It was rather rare for someone to date like Yoojung for several years.

“Okay, you saw everything? Let’s go.”

“Huh? No… Let me see you one more time. I couldn’t see the dance properly. I was thinking about something else… ”

– Have you seen my chest?

– No, I just saw a heart.

– Oh, I know that feeling.

– Good heart

– The valley of love is deep

– Garam, do you want to see my sister’s bigger breasts?

– Sister. You should only have big breasts. If your breasts are also big, it’s not good.

– ?????????

“Yeah. Don’t show me again.”

I thought it would be difficult to watch the video again.

.

.

.

I couldn’t dance properly as everyone expected.

No, this wasn’t dancing, it was more like rhythm.

After the song ended, I was so embarrassed that I wanted to immediately quit the broadcast and storm out.

In that short moment, the city buses that follow the video and send video donations couldn’t be that annoying.

But I gritted my teeth and continued to struggle in front of the camera until I was told to stop dancing.

Because dancing starts at least 50 thousand won.

Even though my body and mind were tattered, my bank account was plump.

As the nightmarish time passed, a QnA session followed, answering simple questions.

“Okay, now let’s get into the Q&A in earnest, with a 19+ rating.”

“Wait a minute. Why are you saying it’s rated 19+?”

“Huh? That’s because if you don’t call, you’ll get suspended.”

“That’s not it… Wasn’t it just a simple question?”

“Don’t worry. When you see the amount, it will seem simple.”

“… … . ”

At that moment, Gaon bent down, searched under the desk, and took out a cheap lie detector machine.

“If you lie, you have to answer the next question that comes up in the chat window for free.”

“That… is it working properly?”

“Maybe so?”

[ ‘Song Pocket’ donated 10,000 won. ]

[ Since it’s the first time, take it easy. Tell me about your most recent kiss. ]

No matter how I look at this song bag, it’s Bang Yoo-jung.

He’s doing this on purpose to see me flustered.

“Okay, now answer. If you lie, you’ll get an electric shock.”

“The most recent one was… this morning?”

Let me answer,

Gaon kept pressing the lie detector’s operation button with an excited expression on his face.

This kid… .

Don’t you know that Seolma Yujeong was at our house?

– ?????????

– ?????????

– ?????????

– This morning?

– You said you don’t have a girlfriend

– Weren’t you in love with someone?

– Hey, was there really a cult?

– Did you deceive your older sister, Garam?

– Wait, this could be the big picture.

– It’s possible he lied on purpose

– This is a strategy to get sympathy by screaming “Aaak” here.

Dingling!

Of course, there was no electric shock.

Because I gave Yujeong a light kiss when I saw her off this morning.

“It works well.”

“right?”

In an instant, the chat window started to burn.

Most of the comments were about being betrayed or having their innocence trampled on.

[ ‘Song Pocket’ donated 200,000 won. ]

[ Then the most recent Yas ]

“Wow! Song Pocket! Thank you for your 200,000 won donation!”

“No… You… … ”

I couldn’t bring myself to say Bang Yu-jeong, but I smacked my lips.

“Hey. First of all… Do I have to answer this? Isn’t this too personal a question?”

“If you really can’t answer, just say sorry and skip it. But you have to give me back the money. If you add the commission, I’ll lose money. Of course, that loss will be deducted from the money you’re taking today.”

Because they are like these people who are addicted to capitalism.

“200,000 won…”

“For reference, if you want to pay 200,000 won, you need to charge 220,000 won, so you need to return 220,000 won.”

I thought about it for a moment.

200,000 won for one word?

It takes almost 4 days to earn 200,000 won by writing.

But with just one word… . So you can earn 200,000 won in just a few seconds?

If you don’t do this, you’re an idiot.

Pride? I decided to put that aside today.

“So. What’s the answer?”

“… … . ”

“Should I just skip it?”

“No. The most recent Yas… … . Yes. This morning.”

The lie detector is running again.

A clear, ringing sound rang out.

With those words, the chat window was turned upside down once again.