episode_0053

One of the most effective ways to deal with Radgriz is to pray that your healer doesn’t become incapacitated by her banishment.

Even though it is said that it will come back after a certain amount of time has passed, the difference in damage received between fighting regular mobs and bosses is clear, and in fact, the presence of a healer who must provide healing to the player every turn is essential.

Even items that remove hindrance effects such as silence, confusion, and stun will not be effective once you have been banished, so the only way for players to deal with Radgriz is to fill their pockets with recovery potions and pray to the healer not to banish him.

‘But is this how you write a banishment? I’d rather be thankful.’

But when I first met her and immediately used banishment on her, I felt once again that RPG games and reality were different, and I called out to Platinum, who was glaring at Radgriz while feeling very nervous.

“Gold coin.”

“Don’t call me your friend! Rather, why? Is there a better way?”

“Are you confident that you can fight those rascals over there? Without the Valkyrie suit.”

“What are you talking about? Of course, those guys over there are going to be beaten up with their bare hands. Didn’t you see them yesterday?”

Baek Geum-hwa shows confidence by saying that the surrounding villains are no match for her.

And then he keeps sending sharp gazes at Radgris as if to say that his opponent is not these rascals but a dashing female general with tanned skin and lavender hair. But since Baek Geum-hwa is not particularly intimidated and is preparing to fight, it doesn’t seem like it will be a problem.

Be strong too.

“If you’re that confident, then there’s no problem. I want to eat some of that sister’s pussy over there. You want to use that sister over there as my sex toy, so you have to catch her and offer her to me.”

“Are you finally going crazy? What are you talking about in this situation?!”

“Hoo… ?”

Even in a situation where a knife fight was imminent, Baek Geum-hwa continued to yell at me incomprehensible words. On the other hand, Radgris seemed to be interested in my words and crossed his arms as if to emphasize his own arrogance.

“You want to make me a sex slave? I’ve seen a lot of people talk nonsense when they panic due to excessive fear, but this is the first time I’ve seen someone with a pattern like yours. You want to make me a sex slave… Alright. I know that’s unlikely, but if the main office loses to you, I’ll gladly become your sex slave.”

“If you surrender now, I’ll treat you like my sex slave, but if you don’t, I’ll turn you into a sex slave! Think carefully!”

“… What, so you’re saying I rebelled and became a sex toy?”

“Do you know?”

“Hey!”

The most frustrating moment when dealing with Radgriz is when one of your healers is forced to leave the battle line due to banishment. However, if you use banishment in this way, it becomes just an arena without any external interference.

“Then, before dealing with that lady, let’s first catch the thugs.”

“Why are you so calm? You’re going to turn that famous villain into a sex machine, you’re really out of your mind. Anyway, let’s go first-!!”

Kwaaang-!!

Baek Geum-hwa quickly kicked the ground and swung his greatsword down hard at the surrounding thugs, known in the game as fighters A and B, like he was striking meat with a tonkatsu hammer.

“Ah …

“What, what is this so fast, and more than that, it’s really strong?!”

“Don’t be afraid! You should rush in now!”

“You can’t even recover your posture right away after using such a great technique!”

The combatants were bewildered by the sight of their comrades flying away like autumn leaves, but the villains who had been fighting the Valkyries so far seemed to have something to fight for, and the thugs rushed towards the collapsed Baek Geum-hwa, leaving behind their fallen comrades.

But Platinum was never flustered.

“Master!”

“I’m going right now-!!”

“Kkaaah?!”

“Ah, ah, don’t bother me, you little bastard?!”

It’s so slippery-!!

Because we had already worked together several times in the dungeon yesterday, he trusted that I would have his back.

As Baek Jin-hwa was preparing her stance while retrieving the greatsword that had dented the ground, one of the combatants rushed at her and she pushed him away with a shield bash using her electrified suppression shield. In response, Baek Jin-hwa boldly jumped into the middle of the combatants who were about to rush at her like a wolf swaying through a flock of sheep and entered a spinning slash.

“Take down the camp!”

“Don’t add weird sound effects! Just support me!”

“Yeah.”

Who the hell is the master and who is the sex toy?

A platinum sword made of 100% pure Mithril that continues to spin fiercely like a helicopter propeller.

According to the setting, the villains are not real living beings, but rather a type of magical life form created by the power of the Void Empress, the leader of the villain group Children of Hell.

In the case of the game, the only blood that should be shed in the game is the virgin blood from the monsters in the dungeon and the heroines’ vaginas. In accordance with the extremely perverted idea of the developer, no matter how many times you cut down a humanoid mob, not even a single drop of blood will come out, and they will turn to dust and disappear like before.

“Looking at it this way, it looks like he’s sweeping fallen leaves.”

“If you have time to keep chatting, move your body!”

“Stay still there!”

It’s so slippery-!!

Shield Bash again in time with the movement of the platinum coin that stopped spinning.

The ‘Stun Specialized Suppression Shield’, handcrafted using the suspicious knowledge of the crossbreeding uncle, once again emits electricity, giving a thrilling electric shock to the fighter aiming for the platinum.

“Now that I look at it, that guy is the problem. Catch that guy first!”

“Kill that bastard! Cut off his dick and use it as a dildo! Gyaaaak-!!”

“Ugh, you crazy kids.”

Galgalgalgal-

Earlier, most of the troops had been caught in Baek Geum-hwa’s spinning blade, and the troops had been reduced to the point where it wouldn’t be strange to call them remnants. However, the remaining troops, who realized belatedly that it was I who had been bothering them the most and rushed forward, were naturally all torn apart by Baek Geum-hwa’s hands.

To begin with, they boasted such poor combat power that it could be considered that they were only used for walking around and gaining experience, so there was no way they could be a match for Baek Geum-hwa, who already had a terminal-level weapon in his hand.

“As expected, it’s my stool. Are you really excited because you’re going to have a partner?”

“If you keep doing that, do you think I’m going to rip that mouth off?!”

“Hehehe, but now is the real beginning.”

“That’s right… ”

Since Platinum Flower also looked fine without any vital signs, we turned our attention to our main target.

“I thought you were just a sunflower, but I guess you had a reason for talking so loudly?”

“You! Come here right now! Or I’ll go?!”

“That’s right! Wouldn’t it be better for your health if you came quickly and became a sex slave?”

“… Is that a threat?”

“It’s a suggestion.”

When we arrived at this space, we had mobilized at least twenty combatants, but Radgris looked at us with interest as we were defeating the combatants without a single living thing, and even having a conversation that was hard to believe was between the owner and the meat machine.

Radgriz, who seemed to be intrigued by our undaunted appearance in the presence of the highest ranking member of a notorious villain group, began walking towards us with measured steps, just like when he first dragged us into this space. He slowly drew the sword he had on his waist, then shouted at me and Platinum Flower, who were preparing for battle once again.

“There, the cadet with the greatsword! You look like a sapling! His Majesty will be very pleased if I catch you and bring you over!”

“What the hell, how long are you going to keep laughing like that?”

“Oh, then me?”

“If your arrogance were truly sky-high, you should be executed on the spot, but since you seem to have quite the talent for showcasing, I will make you my special pet.”

“Well, you’re definitely going to become a sex toy.”

I can’t help it if you insist on drinking the penalty.

I approached Baek Geum-hwa, who was preparing to jump with her legs bent at the sight of Radgris approaching, and patted her butt as I spoke.

“Don’t panic no matter what happens. It’s all my intention.”

“What? What are you talking about all of a sudden… This crazy master’s son, now that I look at it, was just pretending to be serious and trying to touch my butt!”

“Are you just going to touch my butt? I’ll touch your pussy too. Okay.”

“Ahhhh♡ Oh, you crazy kid… ♡”

“Wow… You’re so relaxed even though you’re standing right in front of the main building. But, how long can you be so relaxed?”

Radgris, who had been laughing as if he was watching a show of trickery until now, coldly cooled his eyes as he watched the body of Baek Geum-hwa, which had been flushed due to the use of the Great Sword of Yin, tremble at the fingers stroking her vagina, as if he was teasing himself.

The tension must have eased somewhat, I shouted, swinging my hand heavily toward Baek Geum-hwa’s butt one last time.

“The provocation was successful. Let’s go now!”

“Aaah, you crazy, my butt again…!!”

Crack-!!

Baek Geum-hwa, who was glaring at me in displeasure at my hand spanking her butt, flies out like a bullet.

And this time, I also followed behind him diligently.

“Very bold. Alright, come! I will praise your spirit and ask His Majesty to make you my adjutant!”

“You don’t need it?!”

Radgris runs towards Baek Geum-hwa, who is running straight towards him, with measured steps.

‘One of the most effective ways to attack Radgris here is to crush him with overwhelming damage!’

I followed Platinum as closely as possible to avoid being caught in Radgris’ sight, then pretended to raise my riot shield high and searched my pockets.

The moment the remote control was in my hand, I immediately pressed the remote control towards Platinum Flower, who was about to clash with Radgris.

“Come at me! Where are you going to prove your qualifications, what, what is that little brat?!”

“This, this crazy kid… Is this what he meant when he said not to panic?! Eeeeek, you, what the hell are you doing?!”

“Could it be that you’re trying to bewitch me, sleep… What is this power?! Ugh?!”

Kaaang-!!

Although he was cold to me, Radgriz, who had a strong affection for Baek Geum-hwa and was eagerly about to cross swords with Baek Geum-hwa, was suddenly shocked by the sight of Baek Geum-hwa turning naked in front of him, and was thrown far away by Baek Geum-hwa’s greatsword, which made his anger rise to the top of his head.