episode_0053

Tried to break the Chihuahua’s skull.

But the quick-witted bastard immediately started hugging Hyeji.

Even in a completely different way from when I was there, he was acting all sorts of cute towards Hyeji.

Real estrus was a dog itself.

‘The pecking order will be sorted out soon.’

[You? Are you trying to beat that dog?]

‘No matter what, I won’t hit you.’

[…Wasn’t it about to turn into a chi/wawa just a moment ago?]

No matter how crazy I am, I am still a civilized person.

You can’t just swing your fists around recklessly.

‘Let’s have a conversation and sort out the order.’

[What the??? Are you talking about??? How is that possible? Are you some other world’s Chuck Chuck Master?]

Peace didn’t seem to know much yet.

That there is a way for anyone to become a dog.

‘When I drink alcohol, I turn into a dog, right?’

[so?]

‘So, if you drink some alcohol, you’ll be able to have a conversation.’

[…Yeah, fuck. Let’s have a nice talk among ourselves.]

As soon as dinner was ready, my mom called me and Hyeji.

“Hey, Hyeji? It’s late, so would you like to eat dinner before you go?”

“Huh? Huh? Really?”

“Then. He was the first person our Shinwoo invited to our house.”

“Yes! Thank you!”

My mom said that it was basic to treat me to a meal when I first came to visit.

Moreover, for some reason, my mother spoke in a tone that seemed filled with relief.

“And who would have thought that idiot would bring home such a pretty girl? This mother thinks she’s really lucky.”

“No, Mom, why are you hitting me all of a sudden?”

The temperature difference between Hyeji and me is too big.

And I’m a man too.

Of course, I like pretty girls more than guys.

At that moment, my mother gave me a cold look.

“Hey son. Did you clean up your room when you moved?”

“….Huh?”

“Do you know how shocked this mother was when she saw that?”

“…….Fuck, no way.”

“At first, your mom thought you had that kind of taste-”

I tried to dig up the abyss that needed to be sealed.

I quickly cut off my mother’s words and shouted urgently.

“No, shit! That crazy old man next door gave it to me as a fishing rod, saying it was his masterpiece!!!”

“I’m glad to hear that. Until yesterday, I was wondering if I should remove you from the family register.”

[…Your mother must have seen it.]

‘Ryu Kang -hyuk is chewy, real.’

Of course, Hyeji, who doesn’t know the current situation, just tilts her head.

Then he asked me a question.

“Shinwoo? What is that?”

“……Human malice sometimes comes into play in reality.”

I ignored Hyeji’s persistent questions and sat down at the table to eat.

A table lavishly set with food.

I think Hyeji came and her mom must have put in some effort.

but.

“……Mom? Something seems a bit strange about the composition?”

“What’s the problem? Don’t you need all of them?”

[This diet seems to have a strong purpose.]

‘That’s quite a lot too.’

The food selection was really varied.

There were no nutritional problems, though.

It was a diet that seemed biased in some way.

Grilled eel. Black garlic. Asparagus. Oysters. Kelp. Butter-grilled abalone. Abalone porridge. Chive pancake.

Bokbunja wine to drink as an accompaniment.

Almonds and bananas are prepared as after-meal snacks.

It was very blatant.

As if trying to force energy into someone.

okay.

I’m talking about the dad sitting across from me.

Dad forced a smile, his hands shaking.

“Hey, honey? There are a lot of varieties today?”

“My son brought home a pretty girl, so I should do this much for him, right?”

“Ha…haha.”

At this point, Hyeji’s face started to turn bright red as if she had noticed the composition of this diet.

It seems like he was mistaken for my girlfriend.

Misunderstandings need to be resolved quickly.

“Ah, ah, that…..”

“…Mom? I’m telling you in advance so you don’t misunderstand, but I invited Hyeji today as a friend.”

“So? Mom, you’re acting too hasty. Wait a minute? ”

“Ah…yeah…friend…right…fuck.”

[You are a real dog.]

‘Fuck, why again?’

Mom and Hyeji’s eyes changed.

Somehow, my mother gave me an unpleasant look.

Hyeji’s eyes looked deeply disappointed.

But Mom didn’t ask any further questions and hurried to the kitchen.

This time, the food my mom is cooking is steak.

My mother, who has the ability to speak, quickly prepared food for me and Hyeji to eat in a short period of time.

In an instant, two pieces of steak were placed on each of our plates.

The rich buttery scent keeps stimulating my salivary glands.

“Eat it right away since it’s already been reverse seared.”

“Yes, I will eat well, Mom.”

“……I’ll eat well, Mom.”

Hyeji, whose expression had become gloomy for some reason, cut the steak into large pieces and put them in her mouth.

A rather rough stabbing, as if venting anger on someone.

But that gloom was short-lived.

Hyeji’s expression relaxed as she began to savor the steak.

But the food in front of me now is too much.

I was worried that I might leave it behind, so I talked to my mom.

“But Mom, what are we going to do with all this food?”

“Honey? Should I eat everything?”

“That’s…that’s how it should be.”

Mom said it was no problem.

Before I knew it, most of the food on the table had gone to my dad.

Now, other worries take precedence over worrying about leftover food.

Worrying about what my father will face in the future.

At that moment, the number above my father’s head went up by one.

And a single mirror fragment was created.

[Would you like to see it?]

‘I have to see it first.’

Dad’s future before his regression as seen through the mirror fragments.

There, I saw my dad happily falling asleep on the sofa after playing a game late into the night.

But the moment we returned to the original point, the number above Mom’s head also went up by one.

The moment I looked into the mirror fragments that were created due to my mother’s regression.

I saw the sight of my dad being literally seduced by my mom.

[You must have gone on a trip when you entered school, didn’t you get pregnant then?]

‘Maybe it failed, so they’re still carpet bombing us, right?’

[Poor thing. Your father’s life force is really running out.]

‘My dad is going to die soon.’

A peaceful meal followed after returning to the original point.

When the meal was over, Hyeji started carrying the dishes.

Of course, I would like to express my gratitude.

“Mom. I had a delicious dinner. I’ll do the dishes.”

“Oh my~. I’m glad you liked it. But since you’re my first customer today, should I ask you to do it next time?”

“Oh, okay. I understand. I’ll definitely help you next time.”

“Thank you. I wish I had a smart girl like this as my daughter-in-law.”

“, daughter-in-law……hehehe”

Hyeji sat next to me with a completely relaxed expression.

However, I did not hear the conversation between Hyeji and her mother.

Because I was so worried about my father who kept fidgeting.

After some time had passed, Hyeji stood up from her seat.

Now it’s time to go back.

“Mom! Dad! Thank you so much for inviting me over tonight!”

“It was nice meeting you too. Come again next time.”

“Okay. Go in safely.”

“Thank you! Goodbye!”

As Hyeji went out the door, I followed her.

“Hyeji, is it okay if I don’t bring you?”

“Are you worried about me because it’s late?”

I’m worried, to be sure.

“No, I’m afraid someone who picks a fight with you will die.”

“……It’s even more frustrating that I can’t even refute it.”

It wasn’t Hyeji, it was someone else.

Still, I plan to at least go to the first floor to pick you up.

I quietly got on the elevator with Hyeji.

As we got off the elevator, Hyeji turned her back on me and started walking away.

“Don’t worry! It’s really close by, you’ll be there in 5 minutes!”

“Okay, I understand. If there’s any problem, let me know.”

“Can I call you when I write a report at the police station?”

“……I’ll help you as a reference.”

Hyeji waves her hand as she looks at me again.

I also waved my hand when I saw Hyeji like that.

“Anyway, thank you for inviting me today! I’ll invite you soon!”

“Okay, I’ll look forward to it. Bye.”

“Okay! See you next time!”

After picking up Hyeji, I returned home.

But the door is firmly closed and shows no sign of opening.

The moment I knocked on the door and asked it to open.

“Mom, please open the door.”

– Click.

I heard the door chain engaging.

I was about to call because I wanted to know something, but I received a message before that.

Naturally, the sender was my mom.

Mom [If you disturb me, I’ll get in trouble.]

It looks like he’s already entering into a state of determination.

Anyway, I couldn’t go home right away.

‘First of all, the red number above Dad’s head must have gone up by one.’

[What are you going to do? Are you going to call Hyeji again?]

‘I’m already gone. Let’s have a drink or something.’

I went to a bar near my house and started drinking alone in a fit of rage.

Repeatedly slurping down the refreshing soju without stopping.

When I came to my senses, it was already 3 AM.

At first, I just kept adding soju to the basic side dishes.

Then the owner offered us various side dishes as a service.

Of course, what if there is a side dish?

More alcohol.

[You’re just looking for a fucking reason to drink!]

‘If you have something to eat, you should drink it.’

As I drank it without thinking, I started getting drunk.

But my phone is still silent.

[If this continues, won’t I be able to go in today?]

‘This is fucked up. Should I grab a few boxes to use as blankets?’

At that moment, the phone vibrated.

The sender is mom again this time.

I carefully checked the message, anxious about whether I would be able to enter today or not.

Mom [I made it short today. Come in quickly.]

That was fortunate.

At least I avoided homelessness.

[Anyway, I guess I can sleep at home.]

‘Whew…is this life?’

Now it’s time for me to go back home.

When I was calculating the bill for drinks, the boss and all the employees suddenly came out and bowed 90 degrees to me.

Even the boss was seen shedding tears.

‘Ah, today I ‘saved’ this bar.’

[Please, give me some fucking proper salvation!!!]

My phone vibrates just as I get home.

I quickly checked to see if my mom had changed her mind.

Fortunately, the content was the door lock password.

As I entered my password and entered, a Chihuahua greeted me.

Of course, showing your teeth.

[I think I’ll ask again.]

‘Don’t worry. Now is the time for conversation.’

I got really drunk.

Thanks to that, I can now talk to the Chihuahua.

At first, the Chihuahua kept growling and showing his wariness, but soon they were able to understand each other through honest conversation.

And that day.

There are no more pets in our house.

Instead, I got a new brother.

Chihuahua.

The name is Choco.

He is my older brother.

[How on earth do you have a conversation!!!!!]

‘I told you, you turn into a dog when you’re drunk.’

[Is that something that should come out of a person’s mouth!!!]

‘Why? Even politicians talk nonsense.’

How amazing it is that they speak without even getting drunk.

I still have a long way to go.

[그대는 그냥 술 처먹고 개새끼가 된 것이잖느냐!!!]

‘Watch what you say. My brother is a puppy too.’

[And why! You claimed to be my younger brother!]

‘You’ve been in this house longer than me. Then you should treat me like an older brother.’

After sharing a meal with Choco and Brofist before going to bed, I went into the room that was being used as a storage room.

Junk items strewn about.

The moment I pushed it to a corner and made it a good location, I saw my blanket buried deep inside.

I was grateful that I didn’t have to lie on the bare floor, so I roughly laid out a blanket and lay down on the bed.

‘You’ve finally come home.’

[…This body is somewhat distant from the family I thought it would be.]

Although it is quite different from the typical family image.

This is also a form of family.

‘That’s how all families are.’

After saying those words, I fell into a deep sleep.