episode_0051

About 2 hours after sending a text to my testicle friend, he immediately replied after checking the text.

However, his reply was quite different from what I had expected.

>This sucks, seriously.

>A succubus is coming to visit.>

>In fox terms, it’s between lowest and lower class, you know that, right? I feel so pathetic.>

>Even if I go as fast as I can, it’ll take 22 minutes, damn it.>

>Fucking hell, it’s pointless to hurry then.>

>Just hold on somehow. If you hold on, I’ll come and solve it for you.

With his reassuring reply, I let out a sigh of relief and spoke.

“Even though there’s a time difference, if you hold on well, you can avoid the worst.”

– Maybe, unlike the physical types you’ve met so far, it might be easier to endure with mental strength. You may be lacking in other areas, but your mental strength is not bad, right?

“You never know how things will turn out. And the reason why Kkassare is scary is because he finds a way to win even in a disadvantageous situation. Never let your guard down.”

– Indeed, the black fox at that time tried to harm you even in a dire situation. I agree.

Surprisingly, the fox nodded in agreement with my words, and I looked at him and asked a question.

“Come to think of it, if you possess me like you did back then, wouldn’t all the problems be solved? If you scare him away, there’s no need to call that bastard, right?”

– Unfortunately, in the current state, I can only use Hyunhyun or Gangshin once a day. Furthermore, if I use one, I can’t use the other.

“What does that mean?”

– Since I used Hyunhyun earlier, it means I can’t receive any more help from me today. You’ll have to manage on your own.

“You son of a bitch!!!!!”

No matter how many times I say it, this guy is not helpful in my life.

He causes a lot of trouble but never solves anything himself, right?

The same goes for this time.

It was something that could have been resolved without calling the succubus, but he called her and then acted like he didn’t know what to do.

It’s really frustrating, damn it.

Either find a way and threaten to devour her, or really do something about it, you have to do one of the two.

Was I glaring at the fox with a burning gaze as I thought?

Suddenly, black mist began to creep out from the corner, slowly invading my house.

– It’s coming, brace yourself.

“I already know that much, you know?”

As I brandished a frying pan and guarded against the black mist, it quickly gathered and formed the figure of a girl.

And so, as the figure of the girl was fully formed, a devil girl who could be called ‘Mesgaki’ by anyone emerged from the mist with a fierce expression.

Mesgaki seemed like she would jump at any moment, ready to call someone ‘incompetent♡’ or ‘piece of shit♡’.

Contrary to expectations, the devil girl trembled and introduced herself.

“Oh, hello! Transcendent being! I’m Naila, a junior succubus working in the Nightmare Department of the Demon Realm! I’ve come to ask for forgiveness for what happened earlier!”

Despite her very confident attitude compared to any other being I had met so far, I was taken aback and questioned the devil girl in front of me with a bewildered expression.

“…You’re a succubus?”

“Yes? Yes! I’m a junior succubus working in the Hell Nightmare Department… Is there a problem?”

The devil girl responded with a frightened expression to my question, and I couldn’t help but look lost.

A problem? Of course there is, and it’s a very big problem.

I grabbed my head and yelled at the frail-bodied devil girl in front of me.

“This is not what a succubus looks like!!!!!”

—–

If you were to ask what kind of species succubi are, you could say they are a species that seduces men, enjoys stormy sex where both parties are satisfied, and then steals their vitality.

So, the next question.

What is needed to seduce men?

The answer to that question would be ‘breasts that make men feel enough security’, and ‘a pelvis optimized for feeling penetration’.

Despite lacking charm compared to fox spirits, succubi are a species that many people like due to their unique sex-optimized bodies and promiscuity.

But if you exclude the tremendous advantage of ‘sex-optimized bodies’, can you really call succubi appealing? They would just be buses without that.

Yes, the Mesgaki ‘bus’ in front of me gives off that exact feeling.

Damn, is this what a succubus looks like? I can never accept such a succubus in my dictionary.

Growing more and more irritated, I grabbed the back of my neck and nervously addressed the ‘bus’ in front of me.

“Hey, let me ask you one thing.”

“Yes, yes!!!”

“You claim to be a succubus, right? Why on earth do you have that kind of body? Do you really think you can seduce people with such a frail body?”

A flat chest that could be called a cliff.

And a body that would be embarrassing to say has a pelvis.

Can you feel attracted to such a body? I thought and asked the question, but the answer I received was something far beyond my expectations.

“I-I actually have good results, you know?”

“What?”

“I said I have good results! Much better than other succubi…”

…What did I just hear?

A ‘bus’ with a body that doesn’t appeal to anyone is saying she has much better results than other succubi?

Feeling dizzy, I took out a headache pill from my medicine cabinet and approached the ‘bus’ slowly.

“Change it immediately.”

“What?”

“I said change it right now, to a busty body.”

“B-But… I would have to work with the same body for a month if I do that.”

“Isn’t it more important to be able to work than to get results?”

Raising the frying pan on the floor, she gasped and slowly backed away, and I followed her with determined steps.

Continuing to retreat, the succubus eventually found herself cornered, and just like the saying goes, a cornered mouse will bite the cat, she suddenly changed her stance and made me an offer.

“Wait a minute. If we switch bodies and the results are unsatisfactory, will you take responsibility, Transcendent Being?”

“Why should I take responsibility for that? Blaming me for not being able to charm you because of your lack of appeal?”

“If you can’t take responsibility, there’s no point in changing! Results are more important than life!”

Finishing her words, the ‘bus’ suddenly widened her eyes and rushed towards me, catching me off guard with her sudden attack, pushing me down with force.

And then.

“Oh? Transcendent Being, you’re weaker than I thought?”

The ‘bus’ that had pinned me down finally realized my incompetence and began to slowly overpower me again, savoring the moment.

Damn it, I got caught at the last moment.

I was so enraged by the unbelievable combination of a masked succubus that I should have pressured her more slowly.

“Today… today is a true feast♡ The day has come to taste a Transcendent Being alive♡”

After the complete subjugation, the masked ‘bus’ approached me again, finding me so appetizing, and I smiled in repentance.

“Sorry, but the fun ends here.”

“What?”

“The time is up, you foolish spirit.”

Soon, a cheerful alarm sounded on my phone, indicating that 22 minutes had passed, and at the same time, the door opened, revealing a sturdy figure panting heavily.

“Damn it, why are there so many bastards these days who dare to spit on my territory?”

I am not your possession, you bastard.