episode_0051

Penny Theater!

Once upon a time, there lived centaurs. Centaurs were a race of people with the upper body of a human but the lower body of a horse.

Then one day, a problem arose with the centaurs. “Ouch! What should I do?” I need to run errands and wipe my backside, but I can’t reach with my arms!

As a solution, the centaurs stopped wiping after themselves.

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Bigus Dickus!! Don’t put garbage information in my head!!!

… … Anyway, now I understand why Miss Juliet’s hair smells as soft as sunlight, while her lower body smells like raw stables.

At home, I kept my lower body clean with the help of maids, but I would have been embarrassed to ask my roommate at the academy to do that, so I couldn’t clean it even after doing my errands… … .

As a result, Miss Juliet’s crotch was in a state of neglect for about a month since she first moved into the dormitory… … . Of course, if you think about it, there is no solution.

I saw it earlier, but Juliet is quite flexible, so she turns on the shower and puts her butt in it to wash… … . Or you could hang a rag on a bent pole and wipe it.

However, if you spend your whole life having maids wipe your behind, and for the first time in your life you find yourself in a situation where you DIY handmade a poop stick… … Wouldn’t this have been too harsh a challenge for Miss Juliet, a rich girl?

Therefore, Miss Juliet would have roughly washed the area around her perineum with running water every time, then walked out of the bathroom dripping water without even wiping her crotch and gone straight into bed.

And then I rolled around and curled up under the soft blanket and wiped away the water… … . Rubbing his shiny brown fur against the white blanket full of watery smell and dirt.

However, Miss Juliet’s upper body gave off such a noble scent that no one would have imagined that it was coming from Miss Juliet, even if they happened to smell the foul smell of pussy juice from her crotch.

Unless there’s a pervert like me who openly likes to sniff butts… … .

Also, I found out later that Juliet’s roommates were a golem and a robot. Since they are both of a species that cannot smell, it seems like they didn’t have any trouble even after seeing this messy behavior.

“Then, anyway, I went into the room and took a shower… … I’ll do it, Miss Penny, why don’t you do it like this?”

Sigh─. Snap─. The sound of sticky mucous membranes touching and falling was continuously resonating.

“wink”… … . The act of repeatedly opening and closing the vagina when the mare is aroused. Strictly defined, it is ‘the act of opening the vagina wide and showing the clitoris.’

The act involves squatting with legs apart or squirting urine onto the floor. Miss Juliet’s face showed no signs of sexuality other than shame, but her lower body didn’t seem to think so.

“Please wipe Miss Penny’s body with my fur!”

“… … Ek?”

“It’s the hair around the pelvis! Then you won’t be bothered by the smell at all until you get back to your dorm. You said if you want to hide a tree, hide it in the forest, right?”

Maybe Miss Juliet has her own Bigus Dickus.

It may be that the messy, wild, lower body of a horse, honest about its sexual desires, and the innocent body of a high-born girl, unaware of sex, are in conflict every day.

‘Tap, click, click,’ the cock responded. Judging by the fact that it is covered in urine, the dick is also in serious condition. Are you telling me to wipe that on my ass… … ?

“My lower body is already dirty enough to need to be washed once, so it’s more important for Penny to keep it clean… … . Oh, if you think it’s messy, you don’t have to do it… … .”

“… … Then I’ll just wash my hands.”

“No, a lot of it went away… … !” Miss Juliet lightly grabbed my shoulder and brought her face close to me.

“Please wash your legs and cock thoroughly! Otherwise, you’ll catch a cold!”

I just froze.

You just said ‘cock’… … ?

“Miss Penny’s skin isn’t fur, right? Even though the weather is getting warmer, it is not good for your health to be outside for a long time while wet.”

“Julie, Juliet, Miss Juliet, just now, just now… … Cock, cock… … .”

“Yes.”

“It wasn’t that I didn’t notice… … ? No, it’s hard not to notice… … . Why is it so okay?! Sleep… … ! It’s a cannon that a girl like me shouldn’t have!”

“… … Oh my.”

Miss Juliet smiled and scratched her head. “Hehehe, sorry, I guess I took it too naturally. Would it be better to pretend I didn’t notice and say it again from the beginning?”

“Is that possible?”

“Really, I was rude… … Hehehe. I’ve never seen the male centaurs’ items, but I thought they were similar in size to Penny, so I couldn’t help but feel a sense of incongruity.”

What is this… … . “That’s a compliment, Penny. “That’s the best compliment you can give your dick.”

“More than anything, my belief is that regardless of whether the other person is a woman, a man, or a futanari, you should treat them as equals and as valuable people who deserve respect. There’s no need to feel pressured just because Miss Penny has a cock.”

I swallowed dry saliva. “So, Miss Penny, if you want, feel free to use my fur as a towel… … .”

… … Among girls, their sense of hygiene is often very different from that of humans due to the characteristics of their race. A representative example is Miss Sammy.

This may be due to a culture that is harsher than the Earth and has been constantly at war for thousands of years, but above all, it is a bloodline that is half human and half animal, so the concept of uncleanness is also located somewhere in the middle between humans and animals.

That’s why I can confidently say with such a noble and sexy face that I should wipe the urine off my hands and dick with my own body… … .

“Miss Juliet… … .” Without saying a word, Miss Juliet turned around and stuck out her buttocks. When I first met him, I thought he was very tall, but when I saw him up close, he was at eye level.

The horsehair, covered in dirty dust, was constantly swaying from side to side due to the excited tail, and not only the vagina that opened and closed and poured out residual urine, but also the wrinkled buttocks that protruded like a thick donut were clearly visible.

The part that Miss Juliet presented to me was not her crotch, but rather her thighs with neat, shiny hair, but of course my gaze did not go there… … .

Right now, I am standing in a position that is closest to being ‘Umapyoyi’ since I was born. It’s even closer than when I transformed Miss Edrose into a pseudo-Umapyoi.

It almost made me think that the only way to do more Umadachi than this was to break into the stables… … .

Surely this is an opportunity… … .

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With the word “opportunity,” my will was completely disconnected from reality and sank into the deep ocean of my mind.

This is the “Sea of Consciousness.” The underlying space of the unconscious where my naked body submerged in dark water floats like moonlight shining on cloudy water.

All my thoughts gather here, and reality appears only as a distant remnant, like the refracted image of the world reflected in the mirror of the lake water.

General Bigus Dickers. As I spoke softly, only a faint echo came back from somewhere in the endless empty space. I sat down on the surface of the water with my legs on one side.

… … Until now, I had seduced numerous cadets, including my roommate and senior, to satisfy my desire to feast on dicks, but most of the time I was half-attacked by perverted girls.

But things are different now. There was no such thing as a yes sign. A crime committed without the consent of the other party. I was only allowed to ‘wipe urine on my body’… … .

But looking at the bigger picture, Miss Juliet is telling me to rub her ass with her dick. How should I take this?

Should I run away… … ? Or should I take this as a rare opportunity to taste horse pussy and extract every last bit of it?

The cock is already erect enough to burst, but the sexual desire cannot be defeated until the agony is eliminated.

… … What should I do, General Bigus Dickers?

Is this your first time seeing a customer cry?

“Longing is the emotion furthest from understanding.”

For some reason, General Bigus Dickers had a calm voice.

“You probably want to stick your nose in that smelly hole and suffocate to death. But that shouldn’t be the case. In times like this, you shouldn’t go crazy with sexual desire and commit a crime.”

Are you really saying that this is the professional driver who is always quick to rush? ‘General Bigus Dickers… … !’

“The one in front of you is Miss Juliet, whom you admire, but because of her dirty habits and lack of common sense, she is trying to tour the Academy with her kinky crotch that smells like urine.”

‘… … !’

“Just because you admire someone, you shouldn’t always look at them with blank eyes,” General Bigus Dickers said with a stern expression. “Do you understand? Satisfying sexual desires is not enough. Please scold me… … !」

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Take a deep breath. A breathy sound escaped my mouth. I slowly stretched out my hand. To the brown grassland.

“… … You can brush as much as you like.”

“You can’t do that, a noble lady like Miss Juliet… … .”

I grabbed Miss Juliet’s firm buttocks with my urine-covered hands. “Kyaa!?” It feels completely different from a human butt made of fat.

However, the body temperature and muscle fibers writhing inside clearly proved that it was not a solid rock or an iron wall, but a living organism.

“If you walk around with an obscene animal smell coming from your crotch like this… … !!”

The fingers gripping her buttocks were blocked by muscles, but her thumb, which went between her crotch, dug into the outside of her relatively light-haired pussy flesh and felt the soft skin.

“Off… … Ah, ah hee… … .” My thumb was covered in dirt from my pussy. “Is that so? I’m sorry, Miss Penny… … ! I didn’t know you would feel uncomfortable!”

On the outside, it looked like it was clean with no noticeable stains, but in reality, the yellow dirt had accumulated over a long period of time and formed a neat curve… … .

As my nails dug into the outer surface of my pussy, a thin layer of paste, similar in texture to a jig, came out on my pussy, destroying the clean lines, and the smell of burnt soup filled my nose. Her bouncy pussy meat was clinging to my thumb like it was complaining.

“No! That’s not the problem─!” I grabbed the throbbing pussy flesh with my thumb and wiped it by squeezing it with my palm. “Everyone is going to look at you with dirty eyes, huh?!”

“Yes… … Heyit… … !” The legs were spread wide and flexibly, and the horse’s buttocks, which had been lowered as much as possible, fell even further.

He may have lowered his body to make it easier to clean his dick, but to me, it only seemed like a bad thing to do, with his arms crossed and his butt sticking out and seducing me.

“Do you understand?! Miss Juliet doesn’t even wear pants because she’s a centaur! Every time the horse hair goes up, you can see all the pussy meat and buttocks, but what if it also gives off an obscene smell… … !?”

“Sorry, I’m sorry… … .”

I gathered the pussy flesh with my hands and used my mouth to trace the dirt that had gathered around the edges of the pussy flesh. It was very wet, with urine so cloudy that it was still opaque.

The first time I touched it with my tongue, I tried to push my face away due to a physiological rejection reaction, saying, ‘That’s not eating.’ But instead, I pressed my face into the crotch, breathing in as much as I could through my nose.

The cock was drooling ravenously and throbbing to the beat of Miss Juliet’s slender hind legs. As the urine dried, I felt a cool sensation, and then the sensation of steam rising from the hot blood swept down me.

The glans continued to hit the chubby horse’s belly, but when the stomach got coated with a certain amount of Cooper’s fluid, it slipped and slid into the inside of the horse’s upper abdomen.

Jjuuup!

“Kyaahh─! Hehe… … .”

It has a rich taste. It was completely different from Miss Katari’s crotch, which had even the mucous membranes cleansed as if she had just had an enema, and Ms. Sammy’s crotch, which was dominated by the salty taste of sweat.

For the first time, I spoke in a stern voice as I pressed my nose against the thick donut of my asshole.

“I, who has risked my life on food hygiene at a fishmonger all my life, wonders how to wash… … I’ll teach you clearly… … !”