episode_0049

This is a bonus episode written with the Doujin voice concept!

It has nothing to do with the story!

Before you read, I will hypnotize you into hearing the teacher’s voice. Hehe.

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A special gift from the idiot master! (prologue)

tag

fantasy/pure love???/manipulation/brainwashing/service

synopsis

The idiot elf master accidentally ate the magic core for the golem while his idiot student went out to buy candy, mistaking it for candy!

When the main character, who calls him a stupid student every day but is actually very pampered, returns, he decides to give him a special lesson with a ‘new magic golem’…

Characters

Disciple: The protagonist (Celadon) is learning magic from his teacher.

Teacher: He has the appearance of a slender legal elf and speaks appropriately. Sometimes it ends with [ㅑ] rather than [ㅏ]

Wouldn’t it be pronounced as idiot jeja rather than idiot disciple?

—–One

prologue

(The sound of chalk being scratched on a blackboard starts and then slowly decreases)

“That’s what it is! Do you understand now, you idiot disciple? It seems like teaching is finally starting to pay off!”

“Umm! The most important thing for a golem that operates on magical power is the core. It’s a heart made of magic!”

“Ah…Anyway! Let’s stop here today!”

“It’s definitely not because I’m looking forward to the gift that a foolish disciple can expect!”

“I don’t really like sweet candies. I am not a bad teacher who refuses a gift prepared by a foolish student!”

“Now! Then come on, let’s show it!”

“Uh…nothing?”

-Cute [Kwagwang]-like sound effect

“Why? I tried to buy it during break time, but the explanation wasn’t finished…?”

” (in a low voice) It was first-come-first-served for 20 people per day…. Well… they said they would buy it in half strawberry and half grape flavor…..”

“Huh?! Did you hear that? Pretend you didn’t hear what I just said. Foolish disciple!”

“Ear….cute? Did you say that droopy ears are cute…?”

“But…But…First come first served…Candy…I wanted to eat it…”

“I ordered it but didn’t receive it?”

“E…Ey! I can’t respect my teacher! Such a great disciple! Then go and get it quickly! Foolish disciple!”

” Instead… I’ll try to make teaching easier next time… ”

“I, who is called the greatest sage in the kingdom…I…I will try my best too?”

“Ear…cute? Did you say you wish it were like this in class as well?”

“Uh…get out now! Being cute doesn’t even suit this body called a wise man!”

“Because I’m not happy?!”

“Dah… Be careful not to run away! Heung!”

-Sound of a door slamming shut.

—–2

“….Foolish disciple. Still, it feels good because a gift is a gift.”

“It’s better to stop eating sugar…Ugh…”

“I think that’s okay since he’s the best wizard in the kingdom, but…”

“If it tastes sweet in your fingers…do you need to reduce it…”

“It’s okay for a disciple to offer a gift to his teacher, but not until he brings a gift to give to his teacher…”

“In particular, would you like to check how much the idiot disciple made?”

“Let’s see…the locker…is here!”

-Magic casting sound effect

“[Echo] Magic Detection!”

-Jiiing. A sound effect similar to a scan of metal being swept from top to bottom.

“[Surprisingly] Ho?”

“He’s a stupid student, but he’s working hard. Mmmmm. Anyway, how are you? Of course, since he is a disciple of this body.”

“A magic core is needed to move a golem that operates on magic power….”

“It’s not about hitting the golem on the core. Looks like they decided to fit the core to the golem!”

Squeak…a disappointing sound effect

“……. It’s just candy.”

“If I pick it up again, I’m sure I’ll get scolded by my stupid student…”

“Well…and it might really be a work created by an idiot student…ho…one more time just in case”

“[Echo] Magic Detection!”

“…….It’s Satyang. Foolish disciple.”

“I felt a small amount of magical energy from the foolish disciple and thought it was a magical core or magic stone.”

“It was because of the paper wrapping paper we made together…”

“Mmm! Since I put Master through so much trouble, of course I’ll take this candy as tuition!”

-Sound of wrapping paper being peeled off

-Ododog. The sound of chewing.

“Sa… Are you saying that what was in the locker wasn’t candy?”

“Why did I eat it?… Well… I ate it because it looked delicious!”

“Do you feel strange? Thank you for your concern. Foolish disciple.”

“Of course it’s okay!”

“Did you think something could happen to this person who is the best wizard in the kingdom and also the teacher of a foolish student?”

“….I’m sorry for taking it out on my own. Foolish disciple.”

“Well… Still… I tried the swordsman magic twice, but I couldn’t feel any magical power… How can that be called a core… ”

“Woo…don’t cry! You can do it if you try!”

“Even if the magic core you worked hard to create for a month is gone, don’t lie down on the floor!”

“Uh…yeah. It was chewy and tasty.”

“Chi… That’s not a compliment? Are you saying that what I just said wasn’t a compliment?”

“Da… How about making it together again next time? Bah…foolish disciple…ah?”

“Mi….I’m sorry……”

“Don’t just look at the floor like that…don’t you? But aren’t you lying on the floor…”

-Sound effects happening on the floor

“Eh…ahem! Got it!”

“If you say so, let’s get this matter over with!”

“Thank you…thank you. Myabo disciple!”

“Then would you like me to ask you a favor? Well…it’s good!”

“It was a magical core that did not feel magical power even after using the swordsman’s magic twice, but I didn’t destroy it anyway…Are you telling me to stop talking?

“Uh…why?”

“I think I know what it means if I say more, my life will become zero… but first, please tell me the request.”

“What kind of request is this? Heart of a Black Dragon? Is this an expensive magic stone to create a new magic core?”

“Isn’t such a request something one should do as a teacher to a foolish student?”

“Now…I see you are asking me a strange favor. Stupid disciple. Where did this come from…”

“Keuhmmm…..! Ah…okay, just wait a bit!”

“Stand on one foot…make cat ears with your fingers…ugh…”

” (cute aegyo tone) Thank you for forgiving me! Oppa♥”

” (Cute charming tone) From next time, I won’t just eat anything!”

“Is it okay to do this?”

” Even though he looks like this, he is a wise man who saved the world before his foolish disciple was born… ”

“Boo…I’m embarrassed, so stop!”

“And come back tomorrow! Whoa! Whoa! Get out!”

—–3

A strange background sound like weeing… is kept low.

“Hughit….! Ugh….Wha….Hwaaan…..?! Ugh…huh….?! Hagyaaa…?!”

“Please…stop…stop…stop? Ugh……♥”

“Mo…what happened to my body…as soon as my student left…Ugh…my lower abdomen…it felt hot…♥◦ @◦

“Tues….check….what happened…check….have to…..haeee….”

“My stupid student bought it for me… It’s a precious item…”

“Ugh…Ugh….Isn’t this the situation….It’s so bad…”

-The sound of a shirt being ripped.

“What…what’s happening…ah…my lower stomach…is strange…♥”

“Go…to the mirror…quickly…”

“Stomach….is there…something stuck…in the belly button?”

“Haa….Huh……Haa…. Again…. ”

“[Echo] Magic Detection! ………Huh……♥?!”

-Sound effect of flicking a crystal with a finger

“Belly…in the navel….. yes…in the belly button…horse power….the core…?”

“The magic core created by the idiot disciple…is it connected?”

“You chewed it so well?!”

“Of course, he’s a genius wizard who knows that the shape doesn’t matter because it’s a magic item, right?!”

“Let’s stay calm…stay calm…because there is a high possibility that the magic power is strangely mixed up…”

“Take a deep breath….huu……haa……huu……”

-Deep breathing sound effect + strange magic trigger sound effect

“Understanding completed. The candy made by the idiot student…no…it looks like the magic core for the golem and the magic circuit of me, the kingdom’s genius wizard, have completely merged.”

“There is no way that a foolish student would have such skills…”

“….I thought it was a dungeon last time, but they said it was made from magic stones found in ancient ruins….”

“Co… It seems like the core has been absorbed into the body. Because my belly button came out again in a transparent state…”

“It’s simple! All you have to do is crystallize the magic core and remove it again before it is completely integrated into the body…”

“It is impossible because the foolish disciple lacks magical power. Something like this…Ugh….”

“Bah… All you have to do is recharge the magic power to the magic stone that has been left empty due to neglect…. Ah….♥”

“Stomach…stomach…it tickles…but hold on…just use a little magic power…♥”

“Because the magic stone is inserted into my belly button like a charger until it is charged… If I push the magic power like this…♥”

“Now all the charged magic stones are falling out…”

Click.

The sound effect of the machine turning on

[]part time job. In an emotionless android/robot/machine-like tone

“[]Checking model name… error. There are no matching models. Please contact the manufacturer.”

[I repeat. Please contact the manufacturer.]

“….Bah…what did I just say? []Activated for 420 years and 254 days from the date of manufacture”

[Capacity used….not detectable. Please contact the manufacturer.]

[Please contact the manufacturer.]

[Please refer to the manual.]

[Battery status. good. The current charging rate is 99 percent. no see.]

[128 abnormal errors were found.]

[Check main error history…..default template corrupted]

[Would you like to reset?]

[……..There is no additional input, so it returns to the beginning.]

[Please contact the manufacturer for additional information. thank you.]

“(surprised) Did you say….thank you…? Me?”

“I don’t know, but… the magic stone that my idiot disciple used to make the magic core… was… discovered in a strange ancient ruin… ”

“Not maybe, but almost certainly…the magic stored in the magic stone…”

“Now…you made it work.”

“Furthermore, I can feel that the magic stored in the magic stone is being recreated within my body…”

“It feels like there’s still some left…I feel strange…Hae…Hae…Hae…?”

“Pa…if you don’t remove the core quickly…if you don’t remove this thing…if it stays like this…it’ll get better……♥”

“Magic power…..I have become a golem powered by magic power…..Diaaa……♥”

Click beep beep. Sound effects installed

In a slightly more mechanical tone

[…..installed.]

[Waiting for user registration………….]

[Waiting for user registration…….]

[Switch to standby mode.]

The sound of a door opening.

—–4

“….Well, that’s what happened.”

“First of all, this magic core.”

“What is this shameful thing between us? So doesn’t even Nya feel strange….Stupid student.”

“After eating it like a fool, even its shape was ruined…”

“Genius Archmage! This master is called the wise man of the kingdom!”

“He was such a genius that he activated a magic stone that had been neglected for tens of thousands of years!”

“Well…don’t look at me with such strange eyes.”

“Although I am only wearing a dress shirt due to the magic core embedded in my belly button”

“It doesn’t seem like there is any problem with living.”

“Don’t look at me like you’re anxious!”

“Well…what did you mean it wasn’t that? Stupid disciple? Are you saying my appearance is strange?”

Wooow….vibrating sound effect.

Jing sound effect as if a barcode is engraved

“Grunting every day is cute, but…cute…no…”

“What kind of ridiculous explanation is it that the light in his eyes has disappeared and he is smiling differently from yesterday? Foolish disciple.”

“Try to explain it a little more clearly…Uh…uh…look?”

“Even when I ask her why she’s standing like a maid when she’s not even a maid…she’s usually standing like that…..”

“It’s not normal. But honestly… I’m comfortable…”

“The magic core is combined…and my mind is being used again…♥ Even though it is being used…..♥ It’s a strange feeling. Foolish disciple♥”

“What can I say….I feel like I have to stand like this until I receive an order…Idya…..♥”

“You don’t have to ask me to explain it quickly, I’ll do it, so don’t worry more than me! Foolish disciple!”

“Ha…take it one more time…♥ One more time…I think you’ll find out if you test it…♥”

“[Echo] Magic Detection!”

“As expected….everything turned out as expected.”

“To put it simply, my current state is closer to that of a foolish disciple’s magic golem… I’m not close, I’ve become like that.”

“I am memories, senses, body and mind… and magic power…♥”

“It’s all here…..here…..♥ It’s controlled…..managed by the magic core that looks like it’s inserted in the navel…..♥”

“I know it’s a big deal, but I don’t feel bad. Foolish disciple.”

“If this continues, the magic core may completely settle down!”

“Hmm? Are you going to try to pull it out by force? They say that if you have a bad head, your body will suffer…”

“In this case, if your body is bad, it seems like your head is suffering!”

“It’s better to take off your clothes because they get in the way!”

The sound of undressing.

“Well…then it’s embarrassing…but why is the idiot student even more embarrassed this time…”

“Boo…isn’t that unfair! Stupid student! Even for me, this is my first time showing my breasts like this!”

“Well…yeah. It looks like the neural circuits have been combined… Ugh….♥”

“It was a strange experience to feel the magic core being held by a foolish disciple… holding a precious place with his hand… Ugh… Ugh….♥ ”

The sound of oil-glass friction pulling on a slippery crystal.

Kkukit podok

“Strange….small…sound….Please don’t make it…♥”.

Now, it has become a being managed by the magic core… ah…♥”

“Ah…just a little longer…three…three times…now…if you catch it…♥”

“That….Ugh…..♥ But….I won’t fall….beggar…?”

“Yes! Let’s try out muscle-boosting magic in our hands! Speaking of a foolish student… (in a quiet voice)… you are… amazing…♥”

“You remember the strengthening magic, right?

Concentrate on the area where you want to slowly strengthen your magic power and let it go!”

A sound effect of gathering magical power. getting bigger and bigger

“Wow…I think we both forgot something…Stupid student…”

“I…I just remembered it…”

“Why is the cute Byao disciple learning magic from the best wizard in the kingdom…”

“It’s not that I lack magical power…I’m just learning to learn how to use it…!”

A bursting plosive sound.

—-5 End of prologue

The sound of wringing out a wet towel

“You finally came to your senses! Foolish disciple!”

“Ce… This is the ceiling you’ve never seen before? What are you talking about?”

“Of course it’s right to bring him home rather than to the hospital, right? The house where the greatest wizard lives!”

“Are you still in pain? Then…heal!”

“…Does your mind hurt more than your body hurts?”

“Of course, your friend who lives next door became a gold-level adventurer last time!”

“Well…please stop talking…okay. Foolish disciple.”

“I’m really sorry that you came to pick me up because you didn’t show up for class!”

“But since there is no end to magic… it is a class. Foolish disciple.”

“Me…let’s go out and buy ice cream? Isn’t that so? It’s not!”

“That doesn’t even seem like a good thing to say. Foolish disciple!”

“Of course I want to do that!”

“Ah…I’m not saying I’m not going. Let’s go later! later! Let’s go after class! You idiot disciple!”

“What do you mean, I have to study here too?”

“Because we have completed the process of creating the magic core…”

“Of course it’s the next step, isn’t it?”

“Mo…..even if it’s not enough, shouldn’t we set up the created golem?”

The sound of snapping fingers.

The sound of deep breathing.

“I am your magic golem”

“This is a golem made from the magic core processed by the owner.”

“….Aren’t you uncomfortable? Thank you for your concern.”

“But it’s okay, you don’t have to worry. Master”

“The magic core is proof that the golem is under the master’s care.”

“It is a symbol that lets you know that it is the owner’s property at any time.”

“It’s okay if you don’t look at me with such worried eyes…”

“I am the one who was remade as the master’s golem. Like this…”

Click. sound effect

“The fact that he was a genius wizard who taught his idiot student poorly still remains!”

“I became a golem for a foolish disciple, but this isn’t a bad thing.”

“Are you asking why I became a golem of a foolish disciple?”

“The magic core was definitely charged, but the final finish was covered by the master’s magic.”

Click. sound effect

“At first, it started as a training in the master’s magic control.”

“Because you turned me into a golem like this…♥”

“This body that the owner knows as Master.”

Click. sound effect

“I hate to admit it. My heart, thinking it was candy and eating it…”

“All of the magical cores that manage…”

Please be my master/please♥”