episode_0049

As the Skeleton King Chi-Chi was crushed, Chi-Chi King muttered.

-Indeed… a person who gained skills at the price of influence…

A corpse that turns into a skeleton is used to slander people.

“Huh? Is that so?”

“No! Sophia! Why are you reacting to nonsense? Make your body behave badly!”

“Is this something to be so angry about?”

Sophia felt aggrieved and pounded her chest. When a man beats his own breast, it makes a popping sound, but a person with big breasts like Sophia makes a popping sound.

I found out a good fact. I’ll have to experiment later to see if it makes a clap clap sound.

“Master. No matter how credible the story is, I think it is right for the referee to take the side of the minion in battle.”

“Ugh. I was wrong…”

Look how he ignored me when I said something, but immediately reflected when Cheonsol said something. Would a king who was swayed by a treacherous person and ruined the government be like that?

-Chichi is the weakest of my minions… Chwichwi… Get out…

[Chichi King sent out his second minion.]

[Minion – Zombie Lord Drunk]

-Big uh

When a zombie bigger than Chi-Chi appeared, I got a bad taste.

“My rotten self is no joke.”

-Khuot

It looks like the zombie chick is smiling. Is it an illusion?

“John! The zombie lord has a passive skill that gives off a rotten smell! Over time, you will become addicted to the taste, so be careful!”

“Exactly how many minutes?”

“I don’t know because it depends on the resistance. John would last ten minutes.”

Even though you have the body of an iron man, you get addicted to it in just ten minutes? It’s a fucking skill.

[Trainer – Sofia is ready.]

[Trainer – If Chichi King does not complete preparation within 60 seconds, he will be disqualified.]

Even though Sofia was ready, Chichi King took her time.

“Why don’t you start? Were you scared?”

-Humans who have abandoned their intellectual abilities in exchange for a strong body… cannot understand strategy…

“Coward!”

Sophia burst out in anger.

“Trying to use the waiting time to make me addicted!”

“The battle hasn’t even started, does the passive skill work?”

“I heard that some skills are effective, but I didn’t know that cowardly corpse would do that!”

-Cowardice… It’s the best compliment…

It’s like high praise for those who play games dirty. Chichi King only completed preparations after a full 60 seconds.

“The master’s fault is the subordinate’s fault. Chichi King made a mess, so pay for it with your own body.

-Keueook

Zombie Lord Chwichwi used his skills as soon as the battle began. Several rotting corpses emerged from the floor.

-Kooooh

-Kouu

-Kowawa

“Cute chicks”

Even after seeing Chi-Chi’s skeleton lying helpless, did you call out a scoundrel? Since you never know when you might become addicted, I took the first step.

He rushed forward and swung his sword. There was no need to use the tricks learned in the game. As I pressed the dash command and performed a swordsmanship like an attacking swordsman, the zombie’s head escaped.

Because it was a corpse, dark blood was gushing out.

“John! They say the monsters summoned by the zombie lord are poisonous!”

Why do they say it exists instead of saying it exists? Did you at least look up the wiki while I was fighting?

Anyway, it was helpful advice. As I was dodging my body to avoid getting bloodied, two other zombies snorted and waved their arms.

The long, pointy fingernails were stained green, as if they were fake nails.

“Let’s stand up fairly and not be cowardly!”

-Even crazy people…are afraid of poison…

It wasn’t that scary. I always followed that line in martial arts circles, so I tried it.

If zombie blood is toxic, you can ignore it. I threw a kick, remembering the feeling I had when playing the Gukbbong character.

-Cow!

-Kowak!

One zombie flew several meters, while the other fell to the ground and writhed.

However, there was no time to let down one’s guard. While playing with Jjolttagu, Chwichwi closed the distance and blew out gas from his mouth.

-Geoeook

“You will be dirty!”

I avoided poisonous smoke, but the smell was so bad that my nose was paralyzed. If you don’t know how to get drunk, you’ll get poisoned and lose.

He approached Chwichwi, who was preparing to attack again, and swung his sword. When I made an honest horizontal cut, Chwichwi laughed and held out his arm.

The sword’s body cut halfway through Chwichwi’s arm, but green blood splattered out. I quickly dodged it, but a few drops ended up on my clothes.

profit

The blood-stained sword body was red and the clothes were dry.

“Zombie Lord’s blood is extremely poisonous!”

“You’re so picky.”

-Big uh uh

I understand Chichi King’s goal. Since there are still minions left to be sent out, this is a ploy to poison me even if it means sacrificing my drunkenness.

It was frustrating, but even if you knew it, it was a difficult method to deal with. If you avoid it, it will slowly wither and die, and if you attack it, it will poison you, so what can you do?

We need to deal with it quickly before it gets worse.

I planted my sword and straightened my back. As he moved half a step to the side, the zombie Lord’s fist passed by, creating a breeze.

Clothes and hair fluttered in the strong wind pressure. If I had been wearing bamboo ribs, I would have recreated the role of a ronin swordsman in a fighting game. It’s a little disappointing.

When we go back, let’s buy bamboo and make it.

“It’s been a while… ”

Has it been a while?

“It hasn’t been that long. This cool feeling… ”

“John is like that again.”

“Still, isn’t it trustworthy?”

“That’s true.”

It reminded me of a ronin swordsman who rose to the top level by learning only the three skills of swordsmanship. There were many other martial arts characters, but the ronin was a character specialized in achieving quick wins.

This is because, due to the nature of the Ronin profession, there are many cases of many-to-many battles rather than one-on-one battles, so enemies must be killed quickly.

-Big!

-Koh!

-Cow wow!

Chwichii on the front and Tseokgeoji on the flanks launched a joint attack. Instead of stepping back, he narrowed the distance by dodging Chwiqu’s arm by just a piece of paper.

-Aaaah!

Air bubbles exploded from Chwichwi’s arms and attacked me. The intention was good, but the use of the skill revealed a loophole.

He pulled out the sword from its sheath and slashed upward. The arm on the other side where Chwichwi had stretched out was cut and bleeding, but it did not disrupt my posture.

As I held the sword raised high with both hands, I thought of the beginning of the Samjae sword technique. A downward strike from above that can be easily performed even by someone who is learning the sword for the first time.

It’s simple, but its power varies depending on who is performing the martial art. As he had done in the past, he swung the sword down, trusting in his physical strength instead of his internal strength.

The Taesan Thumbtack, which had the cruel meaning of crushing the Taishan Mountain by pressing it, was unfolded. Chwichwi raised his arm to try to block it, but it was cut off. Blood filled with venomous poison splattered on my face, but this level of pain was nothing.

The robot kid’s laser hurt a lot more. The sword, which did not lose its strength even after cutting through the zombie’s soft arm, split Chwichwi’s chest and groin in two.

I gained enlightenment only after turning drunkenness into drunkenness.

“It was a female zombie… ”

If it were a male, you should have felt an unpleasant sensation when the groin was cut, but the cut was too smooth.

-Big…

Chwichwi’s body was split into two sides, but he did not die due to the unique vitality of the undead. I tried to finish it in one go, but I couldn’t help it.

“Self-healing.”

He swung his sword again, recovering his damaged body from performing a trick that was not suitable for his body. As soon as the completely bisected Chwichwi collapsed, the long-awaited message rang.

[Chwichwi battle impossible!]

“I cut down something useless.”

As he put his sword into its scabbard, he recited the line, Ganji One Top. I might be cool.

But why doesn’t the next minion appear?

-Kkkk… Because I was covered in poisonous blood… It’s only a matter of time before the crazy person falls…

“Such!”

Sophia was outraged. The energetic Cheonsol cheered me on.

“Gwangma! Never lose! You must not give in to poison or other nasty things!”

“Can’t Gwangma lose?”

Ranran also woke up. The cute creature rubbing its eyes clenched its fist and shook it.

“Gwangma fighting!”

“I feel strong after hearing Ranran’s support.”

-Even though… I can’t decipher it…

[Trainer Sophia has completed preparations.]

[Trainer – If Chi-Chi King does not send out a minion within 60 seconds, he will be disqualified.]

Time passes. But why is it okay?

-why… It won’t fall…

“So?”

I don’t understand either. Sophia, who was working hard on the screen, shouted excitedly.

“Self-healing! Thanks to self-healing!”

The detoxification effect also depends on the recovery period?

“If Yohan had been completely poisoned, the poison would not have gone away even after treatment, but he was not poisoned because he got rid of the poison before he was poisoned!”

Thank you Sophia Wagon!

-That can’t be possible…

“Chikkiking. Now stop making tricks and send out the next minion. ”“Jjjjiking. Now stop messing around and send out the next minion.”

-I’m so crazy I can’t even say my name properly…

A corpse with no sense of humor could not understand my old-fashioned humor. So even after death, we still play with corpses.

“Go out and make some friends.”

-bouncer…

Have you ever had no real friends? The enraged Chichi King sent out his next minion.

[Trainer – Chichi King has sent out a minion.]

[Minion – Dullahan Chocho]

Dullahan did not show the skills that lived up to his reputation. After cutting off its limbs, we kicked its head like a soccer ball.

-stop! stop! OMG!

“Johann Ssunsch. This is a very cool dribble! Beat the defender and shoot!”

The Dullahan’s head was shattered when he threw a kick.

-I never thought I would send out even the last minion…

Even though I didn’t ask it to, it automatically raised a defeat flag. Attack anything.