episode_0049

“Cough! Wow! Oh my gosh—!!”

I heard a sigh and my breath was painfully forced out of my throat. Miss Juliet came closer and patted her back. “Miss Penny, are you okay?”

“Depending on your answer, it may not be okay… … ! What do you mean, using ‘water that comes from the body’?”

“Yes, urine!” Unlike me, who had already lost my composure, Miss Juliet spoke without any hesitation. “I’m embarrassed to tell you, but I’m only talking about the lower body, so you don’t have to worry about capacity… … Huhuhu.”

“That’s not the problem—! Miss Juliet, you are a young lady, right? that… … No body pain or anything like that!?”

“Miss Penny, you can’t take your first steps in gardening with such a complacent attitude! Only when you get your hands dirty, your feet wet, and your face covered in dirt can you say you have entered the path of a true farmer!”

Speaking of gardening, why is it turning into farming? … ! It’s called the gardening department!! Is this a scam!?

“The dignity of a true nobleman comes not from a title or fiefdom, but from a beautiful garden that he cultivates with his own hands. The space someone decorates reflects their heart… … !”

“What does that have to do with urine… … ?!”

“Please listen carefully, Miss Penny.” Miss Juliet had an extremely serious expression. It’s the most serious thing I’ve ever seen.

“You can’t call it ‘pastoral’ while growing plants with expensive chemical fertilizers, or you can’t call it gardening just by transplanting already grown flowers in the garden.”

So what is gardening? … .

“Encountering creatures such as bugs and earthworms living in the soil, and learning about the cycles of our bodies and nature in the process of ‘cultivating life’… … That is the true path to gardening.”

“… … Then what about spiders?”

“Wow.” Miss Juliet lowers her head in worry.

“Anyway, Miss Penny! This isn’t just a makeshift proposal. Actually, it’s to achieve a goal I’ve had since I decided to create a gardening club!”

“Goal?”

“As you know, most of the learning activities that take place at the Academy are aimed at cultivating “the skills required for the Demon King Army.” This does not simply mean fighting skills and magic, but also includes command and leadership, and even military management skills such as supply, logistics, and martial arts.”

“Yes, that’s right… … .”

The purpose of the academy’s establishment is to foster ‘Machaegan’. Of course, that doesn’t mean that everyone who graduates from the academy will serve in the Demon King’s army.

In my case, I am the type that is far from the military, and there are many people at the academy who come from families that do not have a good relationship with the Demon King to begin with.

“In this world, the act of ‘growing plants’ itself is not very popular due to the dangers of plants. When looking for food, there are times when we gather grains or plants to eat, but most people eat meat through hunting or cannibalize to fill their stomachs.”

“Cannibalism?”Did I hear wrong?

However, his complexion did not change and he continued speaking. “This is also the case with farming, but there are really very few people who know how to tend a ‘garden’ and can feel its beauty. So, I always thought that if I were to write a graduation thesis, I would want to summarize how to create a beautiful garden.”

When Miss Juliet said, ‘I wish this kind of content was included,’ I thought she was just listing some seemingly knowledgeable words, but I never thought she meant this.

If you want to urinate in front of Miss Juliet, you have no choice but to lift your dick. After showing my cock to Miss Ratsby and being harshly treated, I wanted to be as careful as possible when taking it out.

“Ha—but—!!” I take a deep breath. “If you pour urine instead of water, the plants will wither. It’s an acidic liquid full of waste products, and there’s no way plants will like it.”

“Yes? I heard that in this world, you can pour lava on plants and they will grow well… … .”

What on earth happened to the plants of this world?

“And urine can also be used as fertilizer! They say that if you ferment it for a long time to remove harmful wastes, it becomes a fertilizer rich in urea and ammonia compounds.”

“Ugh… … .” Miss Juliet probably knows better than me. In order to argue, I had to squeeze in what little knowledge I had in my head.

“But the important thing is not nutrition, but how to provide moisture to the plants, right? Even if you make fertilizer by fermenting urine, if the concentration is too thick, the plants will dry out and die due to osmotic pressure?”

“So let’s try it! Comparing the growth of various plants using various biofertilizers and accumulating gardening data… … ! Is this too vain a goal?”

“… … Are you serious?”

Miss Juliet nodded. Of course, even without that, that determined expression seemed sincere enough… … .

If I were a country girl from a rural background, I would have told you what would work and what would not work like a knife, but unfortunately, my experience growing plants stops at succulents.

Above all, if Miss Juliet, who is usually very considerate, forces her to do something like that, she wouldn’t have the courage to stop her, even if she suggested making meju with red beans.

“… … okay. Instead, let’s not show each other.”

───

Two buckets were carefully selected and taken out from under the blue sheet where the discarded cooking utensils were piled up. If you accidentally use a container containing paint thinner as a pan, not only can it not be used as fertilizer, but it is also not good for your health.

Fortunately, I was able to easily find two water jars that appeared to have been used for watercolor painting.

Although there was a little bit of paint on the edges and inside, it seemed much safer than thinner. As for the ingredients of watercolor paint, at most they would be pigments and gum arabic.

“Don’t ever look at me… … ! Do you understand?!” Whatever it was, I wasn’t ready to expose my dick to Miss Juliet yet.

“… … .” Miss Juliet, who was so active in outdoor urination, blushed as soon as she saw the bucket. “Yes… … .”

Are you feeling shy now? … . It was ridiculous, but aside from being incredibly cute, I started to feel the need to pee. Each person took a copper coin and moved to the opposite corner.

Futanari has two genitals. If you put your mind to it and are conscious enough, you can control which side of your penis you discharge urine from when urinating.

Although it may seem funny to explain it in words, the truth is that anyone can freely decide whether to breathe through their mouth or nose. I hope you all give it a try when you have two.

Like most futanaris, my pussy is hidden near the perineum under the dick, so if I urinate towards the pussy, there’s a good chance that all the urine will end up on my big balls.

Therefore, the urethra that is mainly used is the one attached to the dick. When you’re in too much of a hurry, you may lose control… … .

Urine is like a symbol of irresistibility that is learned from a young age. Once the water opens and begins to flow out, no matter how hard you try, you will not be able to forcibly stop it.

Screaming─.

There was the sound of Dongi scraping on the floor. Both on my side and on Juliet’s side. The sound disturbing the silence seemed to tickle our faintly buried shame, so I closed my mouth even harder.

I turned around so that Miss Juliet wouldn’t notice my cock, and then took it out of my skirt. Now I feel like I’m used to taking my dick out when I’m with someone outdoors.

Of course, the situation was incredibly strange. Who would have thought that I would urinate on that pretty and innocent Miss Juliet… … . Still, perhaps because the desire to defecate took precedence over the sexual desire, the dick held up well without getting bigger.

“Finish it quickly,” General Bigus Dickers warned. “If I take too much time, I don’t know what problems might arise.”

‘Yeah, I know… … .’

The more aware you are of the situation, the more small tickles and stimulation you feel on your dick, the closer your erection becomes, and the more difficult it becomes to hide your massively growing dick.

The only answer is quick resolution. As I was aiming my cock at the bucket, I noticed a major problem. ‘… … But you can’t shoot while standing!’

It’s not that I don’t believe what Miss Juliet says, but if I look sideways, I’m sure she’ll look at me strangely if I’m standing peeing in a bucket… … !

I was half-crouching down, doubtful about the size of the bucket. The flowing skirt was in the way, so I bent down and bit the hem of the skirt with my teeth.

He was bent at the waist awkwardly, and his huge cock was shaking in his wide-open crotch, looking down. I lift my balls from underneath, just in case I can see my balls sagging under my buttocks.

I felt like I wanted to sing without making any noise, but the more I tried, the more embarrassed I would become.

‘The bucket is smaller than I thought… … !’ The height may be 6 inches at most. It was a size that wouldn’t be awkward if you bent your knees until they were almost at a right angle.

‘Should I squat all the way down? If you squat down completely, you won’t be able to urinate in the bucket… … . First, lower your body as much as possible… … .’

Ugh, squats are hard──!

As I was lowering my dick into the bucket because I couldn’t see the area below my breasts, an icy cold sound hit my glans.

I was so startled that I almost jumped back on my heels. The cock had touched the inner wall of the bucket. To make matters worse, my foreskin started to peel off a bit, causing a lot of irritation. I felt blood rushing to my crotch.

Now another problem occurred to me: in order to bend over enough to be visible from behind, my dick would have to fit all the way into the bucket.

Of course, if that happens, your dick will be submerged in urine while urinating. ‘What do we do? oh my god!? I really need to pee now… … . There was no bucket bigger than this… … !’

The only solution is to kneel on the floor or pee with your legs closed… … . Either way, it was far from ‘natural’ peeing.

“While you’re doing this, try to pee quickly before Miss Juliet turns around.” It’s been a while since I’ve seen General Bigus Dickers say the right thing… … .

To anyone who saw it, it would only have looked like I was sticking out my butt and aiming at the crotch, but I was preoccupied with making sure my dick wasn’t peeking out from behind.

“But long ago, even the big dick and balls hanging under the butt… … If Miss Juliet had looked back even once, she would have already been caught! “Get it done quickly while you have time to worry about meaningless things.”

As expected… … . In the end, in an awkward position, I aimed the glans, which was pulsing with a warm heat as if it was about to become erect, into the bucket and began to slowly urinate.

Rumble rumbling──. The cheerful sound of water pouring into an empty tin basket was heard. At almost the same time, the same sound spread from the other side.

1 second. I urinated while leaning against the railing of the observatory, just trusting that Miss Juliet would not be watching. A refreshing feeling of emptiness fills my lower body.

3 seconds. Squeeze, squeak. Squeeze your buttocks and forcefully open your urethra to complete urination as quickly as possible. Then, I quickly supported the bucket with my hand as it was being pushed away by the strong stream of urine.

5 seconds, at this pace, within 30 seconds… … ?

“Ugh… … !?”

… … Before I knew it, my legs were shaking and my dick was throbbing and jumping up. The stream of urine that was still gushing out splashed not only on the wall of the railing but also on the hem of his chest.

First, I grabbed the cock as much as I could. I blocked the urethra with my palm and the urine spread out in a mess like a broken shower. Patter─. Grrrr… … . My hands became clammy with an unpleasant warmth.

‘no… … !’ He hastily fixed his hand and put it back into the bucket. The cock, which was constantly spewing out urine, made a clanging sound as it hit the wall of the container.

“Ugh, big… … .” The commotion soon died down. But my mind was still confused. what? What was it? It’s like putting your brain in an oven and taking it out.

Mental interference so intense that it completely cut off my sanity, even if just for a moment. Even now, a mysterious sensation was surrounding my brain that seemed to completely paralyze my thinking.

So, there was no time to notice that my hands and legs were all covered in urine and dirty. “Heo-eok, heo-eok─.” Even though I took a deep breath, I couldn’t calm down.

‘Senior Ber… … ?’ No, no. Not only was there no smell of the characteristic lightning flashing, but Virgilia-senior’s hypnosis was not this gentle… … .

A curse that only exists at the observatory? The sense that Finn is igniting a fire of jealousy somewhere? Or is it interference from a third party… … ?

To get information, I unconsciously turned my head. Not even caring about breaking his promise to Miss Juliet. And before my eyes, there was something that needed to be there… … .

“… … !”

The sight of Miss Juliet with her eyes gently closed, her face quietly blushing, and her urine expelling… … .

My mind was so dumb that I couldn’t even remember the address of my house, but at the same time, I was starting to understand things very clearly and clearly.

Urine is a pheromone… … .