episode_0048
by fnovelpiaThe day after visiting my hometown.
Naturally, there was no significant change in my Bangkok lifestyle, and I was receiving commission requests and drawing illustrations as usual.
“Please draw a loser girl who lost her only friend to another girl and is sulking. The background… since she’s a loser, the bathroom would be fitting.”
“While she’s picking at her radish-less kimbap, please include the line ‘How dare that fox-like girl steal my only friend…’ for a perfect touch.”
“How should I draw her appearance?”
“Following the loser girl rule, black hair, dark circles under her eyes, with a nice body. Oh, and a teary expression would be best.”
“Understood. Please wait a moment.”
“Is this rough sketch okay?”
“[A rough sketch of the loser girl sitting on a covered toilet, picking at kimbap]”
“Um, could this be reimagined as an R-18 version?”
“If done well, it could be used as a lifetime trauma for my daughter.”
“As long as you pay extra, I’m open to anything.”
“I’ll make the payment, please proceed.”
“I think a spicy taste of defeat self-pleasure, enduring moans while having a happy time, would be better than a mild taste of picking at kimbap.”
I drew a rough sketch of the R-18 version of the defeat self-pleasure scene as requested by the applicant, and after receiving confirmation, I lay down on the bed feeling lethargic.
“I can’t seem to draw this commission even with the reference on the screen.”
I purposely drew it more pathetic to avoid being used on broadcasts, but to change it to an R-18 adult scene because of that.
“It seems like there are too many people with unique sexual desires in this world.”
– I’ve said it many times, but it seems like you’re not the one to say that.
Once again, the fox deity rejected my words.
I started to prove that liking fox-human hybrids is a normal sexual desire by laughing at her words.
“Have you ever seen someone who hates fox-human hybrids? Liking them is a normal sexual desire, right?”
– Why do you think there’s no one who hates them? And even if you try to sugarcoat it, isn’t it still interspecies? In my opinion, you’re just a crazy person with a fetish for interspecies!
“Since it involves a human, it’s still with a human! It’s a normal sexual desire!”
– Sigh… We just can’t seem to communicate. When will the destined one come to engrave ‘normal sexual desire’ in that girl’s mind?
The fox deity shook her head and hid her appearance, and I happily continued drawing, thinking I had won the argument.
The coloring rough sketch and line drawing process went smoothly, and as I took a brief break before starting in earnest, my email notifications kept ringing.
I wonder what the emails are about?
Is it another useless spam email, or is it something important?
Since I exposed my email address when starting my internet broadcast, the amount of spam emails increased significantly, so I didn’t have high expectations as I opened my mailbox.
Surprisingly, I found two important emails waiting for me.
One was from the editor-in-chief (planned). The other was an advertising request.
It wasn’t a clothing or underwear company nagging me to wear their products, so I didn’t delete it immediately and started reading the email from the editor-in-chief slowly.
“Let’s see, thank you for forgiving my mistake. Regarding the contract, I would like to meet in person to discuss and decide, rather than through email…”
Meeting in person is quite difficult, what should I do? Is there a way to negotiate without meeting?
As I pondered, I scrolled down to the bottom of the email, where the person’s KakaoTalk ID and phone number were written.
They want me to contact them. If I handle it well, maybe I can negotiate the contract without meeting in person?
“Let’s think about it a little more and then get in touch. Since both sides are sincere, it won’t be easy to break the deal easily.”
Well, should I check the next email soon?
A new advertiser that hasn’t been seen before.
What did this advertiser see in me, a mere streamer, to apply for an advertisement?
And, did another underwear or clothing brand apply for the advertisement this time as well?
Feeling both curious and anxious, I cautiously opened the email, and there was something far beyond my expectations.
“It’s an ad for a gacha game… and it’s a pretty famous gacha game that’s often mentioned by people…”
Even I, who doesn’t play games, have heard of this game a few times.
The characters are well-made, with their own balance, and the game is even praised for having a decent story for a gacha game.
However, the gacha system is rumored to be ruthless enough to overshadow all of its advantages.
The company that created such a game has contacted me, a mere streamer.
“…I feel like I have to accept this no matter what, but let’s check out the game first since I don’t know anything about it yet.
Whether the game has kitsune characters or not is a really important issue, you know.
Without even finishing reading the email, I searched for the game to be advertised and, as I looked through the characters one by one, I couldn’t help but curse.
“Are these bastards kidding me right now?”
There were definitely kitsune characters.
And they were of the highest grade, UR grade, even known as the “human rights character.”
As someone who prefers kitsune characters over fairies, it was a story that I could welcome enough, but the problem lay in the character’s personality.
“Damn, a loli mama? Where in the world is a loli mama like this!”
If it’s a kitsune character, they should have a plump body that can provide mental and physical stability when embraced.
With such a feeble loli body, you can’t feel any mental or physical stability!
I shook my head at the huge mistake made by the game company and cautiously scrolled down, expecting to see negative reviews for the character named ‘Selina.’
But.
[Teeeeeeng!!! Selina Mama!!! Give me a kiss!!!]
“To be honest, if you want to sleep with Selina Mama, you’re a pervert lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
“And it seems like the boss made a good choice, right? Watching the broadcast without any pretense and just being genuine actually made it more enjoyable.”
However, some opinions were naturally overlooked by the majority, and a few of the employees who belonged to that majority went directly to the boss to ask questions.
Since they made a lot of money, wouldn’t it be better to cast a famous celebrity?
Even if not that, there are so many famous YouTubers and streamers out there, why did she choose her?
Despite the probing questions, the boss answered very simply and clearly.
“If you have a problem with it, why don’t you become the boss yourselves?”
With a chuckle, the boss addressed the bewildered expressions of the employees.
“Just kidding about what I just said. Did any of you even watch that broadcast before questioning me? If you did, you wouldn’t have come here, and I wouldn’t have been caught on camera, right?”
“I may be a fanboy, but I’m still the boss of a company, you idiots. If I ran the game and the company according to my desires, it would have already gone to hell, wouldn’t it?”
After watching the replay, the boss shooed away the employees who came to see him again, and the employees, with a sense of rebellion, returned to their seats to watch the replay.
Just how entertaining was it for the boss to make that decision?
Wondering, the employees who had gathered other colleagues to watch the broadcast soon went to the boss’s office to ask for forgiveness.
They said that they had underestimated it, and that this really seemed like it would be a success.
In response, the kind-hearted boss forgave them and added a word.
“If only her chest was smaller, it would have been truly perfect, you know. Besides the burden of her overly large chest, all the elements for success are there.”
The employees nodded in agreement with the boss’s words, thinking to themselves.
‘Truly a consistent lolicon jerk.’
That’s what they said.
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